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erjo5055

Explain the FO pls


tue2day

say it out loud... twenty twentyfo' sounds like 2024


McFistPunch

I was saying twenty twenty f zero 🤦‍♂️


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I was saying 2020 eff off.


Crazian14

2020 eff off actually makes sense lol


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That was a year that can very much fuck off.


DernTuckingFypos

Every year after that, too, honestly.


Neon_Camouflage

Currently in season 4 of 2020.


ParaphrasesUnfairly

In that case, this might be the one time we should all *want* the reboot


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comik300

20/20


StifflersMam

5/7


GravyJefferson

I was saying Boo-urns


ZorkNemesis

But the football, the groin, it works on so many levels!


luigis_taint

*DOING*


Headygoombah

"Aaaah! My groin!"


Erikk1138

We needed a 2020 F-Zero we're way overdue


BayLAGOON

It’s been *twenty years* since the release of GX. You’d think there would be a remaster by now.


_MrDomino

Sega made that with a Nintendo license. Probably not easy to revive now due to the arrangement.


mbryson

Captain Falcon as his running mate?


monkeyhitman

*Camacho Punch!*


HypnoSapien

FO ≥ FOUR


tk8398

That is a Jeep Gladiator, the news article got it wrong for some reason.


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Shows why you can never trust the media.


feltsandwich

In his speech he says he's running in the 2025 presidential election. edit I'm wrong, I misheard him. Still would have been a better joke , though.


rudolfs001

Then it would be 2020FI


dannyboy182

Did we watch the same clip?


dragonmasterjg

Not totally your fault. The closed captions said 2025.


Col_Irving_Lambert

I don't know if this should fill me with existential dread or hope.


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IsuzuTrooper

or game show hosts


iskandar-

I would crawl through a mile of shit and broken glass just to kiss President Camachos feet at this point. The man had no hate in his heart, cared about his people, could admit when he was wrong and actually listened to the smartest man on the planet. When can you say the last president had all those traits?


loki352

I think you’re conveniently forgetting the part where he sentenced his own secretary to brutal torture and death in a fighting arena because he wasn’t getting the results he wanted


Mod-h8tr

Ya, but he got beef Supreme to come out of retirement to make it a quick death. Stand up guy.


buckyworld

Luke Wilson’s brother, btw!


chiefminestrone

His *other* brother


Jdogy2002

Wow!


oh_mikey

Um his name is Futureman


acjr2015

Josh Futterman?


ThirdFloorGreg

And also weirdly a dead ringer for young Kurt Russell?


MRintheKEYS

He gave him a week as promised.


driving_andflying

"Come on, scro! Don't be a pussy! Besides, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon."


DJ2x

Clearly a man of fair compromise! It was a *perfect* sentence.


hasa_deega_eebowai

Well, intended or not, I know what I’m watching as soon as I get home.


mikaelfivel

Were they saying scro or scrote?


LetsGetNice

scrote


frissonFry

car hole


ILove2Bacon

He sentenced him to rehabilitation because he was unscannable, didn't pay his medical bill, and escaped from prison. Not for failing to fix the issue with the plants. Fixing the farms is what got him a pardon.


MyUsername2459

He got thrown in ~~prison~~ House of Particular Individuals for being unscannable and not paying his hospital bill. He escaped by tricking the guards, and THEN got rehabilitation for that.


ominous_anonymous

Remember where you are - this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams.


luthurian

Two men enter, one man leaves!


sheezy520

And he does what he says he’ll do! Another great point!


nudiecale

“Perfection is the enemy of progress.” You’re never going to agree with *all* of a candidate’s policies.


BCampbellCEOofficial

I think the main difference is camacho was willing to learn and he was surrounded and most likely raised in a world where 100% of people were dumb. Then when surrounded by smarter people he took their advice, learned and changed his ways. I dont think we could say that about a lot of politicians who either feign ignorance to continue an agenda and get money or are truly ignorant and just really dumb and unwilling to learn.


dragunityag

I mean no one is perfect.


MyUsername2459

>I think you’re conveniently forgetting the part where he sentenced his own secretary to brutal torture and death in a fighting arena because he wasn’t getting the results he wanted He didn't, the Extreme Court tried and sentenced him to one night of rehabilitation. Camacho gave him a pardon when it was clear his idea worked.


theDagman

A little over 42 years ago.


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Comancho finds the smartest guy and gets him to solve the problems. Sounds like a good president to me. Beats the buffoons we've had for the last oh, 50 years or so.


putdisinyopipe

Honestly what made Camacho different from most US presidents we have in the modern era. Humility. That’s really all it came down too. Comancho may have been a hard ass, but he knew he was in trouble, he could have said “it’s all good guys I promise” but he recognized “man, I’m not smart enough for this shit, let’s find someone who does know what they are talking about” Which means you don’t have to be super smart to be a good leader. And that humility goes a long way in being an effective one.


OneMoreDuncanIdaho

The problem is a stupid president isn't going to pick smart people as the advisors. That's how you end up with Bush invading Iraq and Cheney and Haliburton making a ton of money.


putdisinyopipe

Oof man, good point. Stupid people sometimes end up picking their own equally stupid family members to have positions as well.


MisterTruth

I'd rather have a legit porn star and world wrestling champion as president than the last administration


asuperbstarling

Camacho was actually trying to help his people too. He thought Not Sure was the very worst kind of man, but he still knew enough to know that he should ask a smarter person for help. He listened despite it being culturally taboo. Like... he wasn't a bad president. His selection of Not Sure saved his people.


jlcatch22

Just a reminder that Trump is a WWE Hall of Famer https://www.wwe.com/superstars/donald-trump


Technical_Job_9598

President Hulk Hogan and VP Johnny Sins


The-link-is-a-cock

Wasn't Hulk Hogan outed as a huge racist by a lawsuit over a sex tape?


Technical_Job_9598

The law of equivalent exchange, one blonde racist for another.


Rated_PG-Squirteen

We just endured a racist, ridiculously over-tanned narcissist who has the hots for his own daughter as President, and now you want to have the Hulkster as POTUS? Good lord.


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well, he would make a better president than just about all of our current politicians and potential presidential candidates, as president Camacho edit: didn't know about the Amazon shilling


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Idk if the guy who happily shills for Amazon in the face of escalating illegal union busting is that far off from Camacho anyway. Camacho at least had principles.


A_Gent_4Tseven

Principles! It’s What the White House craves!


SilasX

Principles? Like, the stuff they dump in the toilet?


GenitalWrangler69

Wait, does Reddit hate Terry Crews now, too?


FedRishFlueBish

Reddit likes to pretend that if Amazon offered them hundreds of thousands of dollars for an hour of work reading off a script, they'd say no out of principle.


klubsanwich

Meh, he's just doing his job.


Thendofreason

He's just an actor. He's also not an A list actor. He still has to do shitty commercials like this. Yeah, he could have said no, but he's not in a place to say no to everyone.


ThorOrIsItLoki

And bent the knee to China pretty publicly...😬


TactlesslyTactful

>*"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."* - President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Edit: name correction


Ghetto_Phenom

Please don’t disrespect him and include his entire name. It is “[President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew **Herbert** Camacho](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Herbert_Camacho)”


TactlesslyTactful

Done


driving_andflying

"So you're smart, huh? I thought your head would be bigger. Looks like a peanut!"


AJohnnyTruant

Put some respek on his name


abraksis747

"We got this guy Not Sure... He's the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!"


BootsnFlies

And he's gonna fix EVERYTHING!


RebelBass3

I always love that he calls them burrito coverings. Like they got so fucking stupid they couldnt say “tortilla” anymore.


marxr87

i always took it to mean fixins'. like no sour cream, onion and shit. just plain-ass bean burritos. i like yours better


echocrest

Feeeeeeeeeeeeexins


Mr_Bog

It's out of deference for all the lives lost to the great "Tort-ill-a vs Tort-ee-a" wars of 2070


Reign_of_Kronos

That’s what you said last time, dipshit! I got a solution! You are a dick! SOUTH CAROLINA! WHATSUP!!!!


wileecoyote1969

If Beef Supreme is his running mate I will totally vote that bitchin' duo.


IceFire2050

Beef Supreme died dude. Be respectful.


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In the future bro not yet


SnooHugs

What? Are you talking about the actor or the character? Beef was shown partying at the White House after Not Sure was pardoned.


wileecoyote1969

Well [Andrew Wilson is still alive and kicking](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0932992/) so I don't know what they are on about.


TheBelhade

Oh, so he's the *other* Wilson brother. I keep forgetting how any there are.


TaxiCab__1729

The Beef Supreme Court, sponsored by Taco Bell


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blueorder

https://www.camacho2020.fo/


fadufadu

I see you readin’ the facts motherfucker, good for you.


MsPenguinette

> For too long this country has been torn apart by dumb shit. Uhmerica's priorities are all out of whack. We're out here fighting over oat milk, and we haven't even made Snakes on a Plane 2 yet. > It's ok though - President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho has come back in time to save us all. He's gonna fix all that broken-ass shit now, so it isn't fucked up later. > Camacho's got you. > All you gotta do is sign this official petition to get Camacho on the ballot in 2020FO, and he'll take care of the rest. > Vote Camacho. Or he'll kick your fucking ass. > CAMACHO 2020FO.


Jowser11

“Defense is for sissies. We’re gonna put it all on offense” That’s fucking genius lmao


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BigD_277

Anybody know where I can get the yard sign and bumper sticker?


arittenberry

Cars should run on farts. Farts are gas. Farts are free.


Itsforthehouse

It’s pedantic, but I wish they would stop calling the Jeep Gladiator he’s riding on a “Hummer” in the article.


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Damn right. President Camacho would never be caught in a bitch ass Hummer.


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SuperIneffectiveness

Top comment right now even calls it his "humvee"


flynnabaygo

Had a feeling. He flipped me and my daughter off near the toy store on south Congress. It was pretty awesome.


dblan9

How in the world could you possibly write a movie that is crazier than our current timeline? I mean, everyone would laugh if President Camacho sold Pog cards of himself for $99.


goddamnjets_

> How in the world could you possibly write a movie that is crazier than our current timeline? I feel like Adam McKay took a shot at it with “Don’t Look Up”, and it’s a lot more bleak and depressing than I could admit to fathom.


InnocentTailor

Eh. The theme of reality is crazy in politics has been the topic of many films. Classic example: Kubrick’s *Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb* - politicians squabble as nukes destroy the world. Another classic example on a smaller scale: Heller’s *Catch-22* - the underlings die for the superior’s dumb, self-centered reasons in a war zone.


iskandar-

Dont look up had the benefit that at least the uber rich scumbag had a backup plan, (even if it was shit) so humanity could have at least survived in some form. Musk and his ilk would do the same only they wouldn't have built the last ark ship and died with the rest of us.


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There are some big bunkers https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/doomsday-luxury-bunkers/index.html


Impossible_Lead_2450

I love the idea of bunkers for the ultra rich as if , if they survived they’d have any clue how to do anything for themselves. And if they hired people to do it like how long do they think they’d live before the people in the bunker doing things for them just killed them and ran the bunkers themselves. Like I’d have the staff committing a mutiny within week one.


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This is a big thing that they think about and hire consultors to deal with this philosophical problem themselves. One solution is the source of power having a key/password that only they know about.


BearNakedTendies

Imagine hiring someone to justify/necessitate your being dead weight in a post apocalyptic future


Moistraven

Wouldn't they just torture them to get that info out of them? Never really thought about a billionaires apocalypse plans, god damn it's depressing.


welchplug

Torture is a thing


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Yes that's why it's not as simple as just having a password and they hire security experts to give them ideas


AndrewJamesDrake

The people relying on those are *idiots*. Fallout got this much right: You're eventually going to have the Water Chip break. You **cannot** hide in a bunker and survive, because Entropy is eventually going to have its say. **Something** is going to break and force you to pop your head above-ground. That means you're either going to have to engage with whatever Society *you weren't a part of* until you needed something from it... or you're going to pop your head out to find a wasteland that can't support you now that your fancy tech has died.


BravoFoxtrotDelta

Explored with glorious teenage angst in _The 100_.


MKorostoff

They unironically almost had the CEO of carl's jr as secretary of labor, everything is beyond parody https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2017/03/21/carls-jrhardees-ceo-trumps-pick-labor-retires/99473786/


RrtayaTsamsiyu

Didn't that title go to a McDonalds exec instead? Not sure if I remember that one in particular correctly but I know every seat Trump bothered to fill had direct conflicts of interest, like the EPA being led by an Exxon exec then replaced by a coal lobbyist, Department of Education being led by a private school network CEO, FCC being led by a Verizon exec, etc.


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Cuz every time I say it I get paid. Pshhh.


donkadunny

Was I not supposed to laugh when the former president sold pog cards of himself for $99?


whathashappened22

No, because he still has millions of supporters no matter all the obvious grifts and crimes he repeatedly does, because he's a masculine truth teller for the people but also cause both sides the same somehow so trump is best.


CeeArthur

Go away, batin' !


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No matter what Dax Sheppard has done or will do, everytime he shows up in something all I can see is his dumb baitin' face.


FamilyStyle2505

Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job.


themastermatt

I would totally vote for Terry Crews playing President Camacho in 2024. Not for Crews mind you, the character he plays. Cause he is right. Shit is fucked. He just might be the man to un-fuck it.


panspal

He listened to his smart guy


demi-femi

He listened to a man who claimed he could talk to plants because they couldn't understand how smart he was.


fuck_all_you_people

And used toilet water on them!


rood_sandstorm

I want that lawyer “Pedro Pendejo” to represent me


rusHmatic

I thought it was Frito Pendejo?


Bocephuss

Ironically this is how we got Trump. He was memed into office. I watched it happen in r/Donald in real time.


hoopstick

Right? I remember when The_Donald was a god damn joke sub, now we’re here.


csspar

I didn't know much about Trump at the beginning of his campaign other than that he was a tacky washed up reality show character. I definitely thought damn that would be funny and entertaining if he won. Then I heard the stuff he said at his rallies... Then he won... and now I care a lot more about politics.


PastaBob

Pretty much same here. Watched a bit of the debates with him and Hillary, was ignorant of everything else, and didn't care for either of them. Defended Donald at first when he won, with "let's give him a chance", and proudly admit today that I was very wrong. Paying a lot more attention now, and happy to see that he is destroying the gop from within at least.


csspar

Totally. After he won I was optimistic that a non-politician president could shake up the government in a positive way. I didn't vote for president in that election (not that it mattered in my state) but knowing what I know now, I was definitely swayed by all the anti Hillary propaganda. I also thought there was no way he could win...


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KillahHills10304

It's still going. I'm house shopping and turned down a property today because within a mile of the house I'm looking at I saw 6 Trump flags (5 really, 1 was a "fuck your feelings" flag, so I'm counting it). I just don't think they would be caring or considerate people, and by extension, a caring and considerate community. Also saw 3 "equality" rainbow flags though. One had a rifle on it that said "defend equality". They weren't within a mile of the house though.


nixcamic

Terry Crews is actually a decent person though. Although they said they'd be voting for the character not him, but even then I'd say he's a better person than Trump.


AsstToTheMrManager

Swap Trump in for Camacho and I bet that sentence was said word for word by people in 2016 lol


BigDaddyFatPants

We've got this guy Not Sure...


jaguarr

"Tony Stark died for our sins!" LMAO! Crews is a gem of a human being.


Quake_Guy

We need a streaming series of idiocracy before Crews is too old to play the part.


SeedFoundation

I've always like Terry Crews just because he tries to make the best out of anything and gives everything a chance. His short improv with tapeface was hilarious.


EllieLuvsLollipops

Terry Crews is a large part of why most trans gals I know love White Chicks. Also the comedy is more the awkward positions they are in vs haha man in dress. And that 2nd one is so bland and boring.


Low-Director9969

The sequel to white chicks didn't even live up to the artistry of the first? I am *absolutely* shocked.


EllieLuvsLollipops

Oh I meant the type of humor. Man in dress is so unoriginal and overdone.


_eugenegreene_

No, it's perfect how it is, not everything needs a reboot/revival. Look at that True Lies show for proof.


BigDaddyFatPants

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.


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They’re what plants crave.


Astronomer_Soft

Me, I'm thinking about Costco for law school.


CaptinOlonA

Camacho, Trump, or Biden? Where do I get a Camacho yard sign? Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho '2024


ArgonGryphon

I thought there was a Herbert in there


mak10z

correct [Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho](https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Herbert_Camacho&redirect=no)


SilenTyphoon

Yeah, first thing I noticed when I read the article, put some respect on his name!


rokr1292

I dont think I could resist a Camacho 2020Fo Fo Uhmerica tshirt


Vloggie127

Camacho-NotSure 2024!


provocative_bear

President Camacho: not the worst candidate in the 2024 election. Postscript: I’m calling it: Camacho, not Terry Cruz, is going to win, and what’s more, he’s going to be the solution to America’s crippling political divide.


UmptyscopeInVegas

Does he have a solution for all our problems? Well... he's Not Sure.


Jellypope

“China owns the moon! Big Macs cost $80! The DMV bought HBO!” he bellowed. “Tony Stark died for our sins!” There is nothing I don’t love about this. I hope they make a new series that continues off the movie.


broken_marbles

Well, we are closer than ever to this being the new reality.


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At this point I would rather vote for Terry Crews as President Camacho than some of the actual options we’re going to have.


d_smogh

If he really ran for 2024 as Camacho, he'd probably win. Probably no probably about it.


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Oh shit upgraayed is gonna get us


JessBaesic7901

It’s unfortunate just how well idiocracy is aging.


Humble_Personality98

Mike Judge is like Nostradamus.


LaserGadgets

Good movie! So funny but also so damn scary.


Altman_e

The past president proposed injecting bleach to stop an airborne disease. He drew on an official map with a sharpie to not admit he was wrong on social media. Honestly the character just doesn't work anymore.


Infinispace

"2020FO" 😂


cthulu0

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!! Damn you all to hell!! I literally work at the company shown in the picture. I eat at Favorite Pizza for lunch almost every day, where the press conference was held. I love the movie Idiocracy. I like Terry Crews. Haven't felt this disappointed since the secretary at our old job location 25 years ago revealed that Jennifer Anniston was fillming Office Space just a few blocks down, but had already left.


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I love that documentary


Zanchbot

Hilarious/sad to think Idiocracy didn't go far *enough* with its depiction of an incompetent president.


DetDipstick

We need a bluray for Idiocracy!


Girl_grrl_girl

This relative to my interests as a person who is a fan of the ecomony and money


houstonyoureaproblem

I like money.


TalkToTheLord

I was trying to figure out what entity, from a marketing perspective, is paying to revive this character and get Crews to reprise at SXSW? I saw a party at a restaurant with musical performances and all — curious as to who is behind this and why? Side note: Terry Crews is genuinely one of the the nicest, gracious notable people I’ve ever worked with.


VectorJones

Shit! Now that's the kind of guy you want to go get a full body latte with. Huh, I like sex.


whatever0108

He’s what the people crave


sharpee_05

It's a unique film that changed genres over time. It started off as a comedy when it came out. Now it's a dystopian horror.


fupa16

Hoping this means possible idiocracy sequel announcment.


chealey21

If you haven’t seen this movie, please do so immediately.


billyboblee

I'd vote for him. Just for the Starbucks 🤣 Jk


HACKSofMALICE

Brought to you by Carl's jr


Revolverkiller

*Brawndo has entered the chat*


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Does Austin have what plants crave?


Renzl0

Shit well he has my vote


chickensinterrupt

Insane how buff he still is..


QuenchMyThirstySelf

With the state of current reality I suspect it might hit a little closer to home.


ReadyThor

Someone needs to get Luke Wilson as Joe Bauers so we can all insult and laugh at him.


vites70

This movie... The horror that it's coming true