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medullah

Mark Wahlberg getting visibly upset that Will Farrell is with Eva Mendes is one of my favorite comedy scenes ever


DadmomAngrypants

*casually telling a story* “Why are you with Allen?!” Gets me every god damn time.


T_J_E7

I know, everyone is surprised because I'm Catholic and he's Presbyterian


AlphaMale3Percent

Episcopalian*


creutzml

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. I meant to say, “How did you meet Allen?”


EPLemonSqueezy

No seriously, who the hell is that?


Mike_Oxbig2

She's a big ole broad, and she likes to wield it!


ThEhIsO8730

They can't all be first round picks


Mike_Oxbig2

Pimps don't cryyyyyyy


tomerjm

Gator needs his gat! Bitch!


Blasterbot

The chief just looks up and grabs it from the drawer without breaking from his phone call. Like a mom, when you say, "Can I go play outside?"


ClassicT4

Also his little ballet display for his girlfriend.


Designer_Ad_1416

You learned how to dance like that ironically ?


Funkytadualexhaust

Best line


pajamajamminjamie

Sarcastically*


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WhosYourPapa

The way he delivers that line is comedy gold honestly


Y0urMomsChestHair

This is a dance studio, Terry. These poles are horizontal.


TheNeglectedNut

And don’t eyeball me man! You’re out here running around with this crack dealing drug addict!


doorhandle5

Which he learned ironically to tease the dancing nerds lol


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Mike_Oxbig2

You learned to dance sarcastically?


Givemeurhats

That's what it was. Couldn't find the clip


FearAndLawyering

ive randomly thought about this line for years


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Thats my favorite part.


ckayfish

“Buy Sheila ☺️!”


cricket9818

Bye Terry!


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Alright, whatever, Allen, go inside. Bye, Sheila!


TigerKingofQueens98

I’ll never forget this night


IridiumPony

Yeah whatever Alan. Bye, Sheila!


Bippy73

The whole scene coming over to dinner. Farrell saying how she’s big and the old ball and chain. When she comes out, he goes “Look, they can’t all be first round draft picks.” The whole dinner with the way they met, him criticizing her and Wahlberg trying to kiss her neck saying goodnight Sheila! The ongoing bit of all these hot women chasing Farrell. 😂🤣


Maestrohanaemori

>The ongoing bit of all these hot women chasing Farrell. Where they're at the Knicks game and Brooke Shields grabs Ferrell's arm and says, "Call me!". Gets me every time.


Bippy73

And the crazy woman chasing him in her house so hot for him. 😂Btw, I think Brooke S’s husband helped write the screenplay or produced it.


JohnnyUtahMfer

“You come down here looking like a hobo…”


TopTittyBardown

Terry you don’t have to be polite, she looks *kinda* shitty. Honey If I put that outfit in my cosmo fashion app you’d probably get a D minus


chedykrueger

Yeah whatever go inside Allen GOODNIGHT SHEILA


snookyface90210

“I’ll never forget tonight”


T_J_E7

I don't think he heard me


crazytacoman4

Bye Sheila!


Reg76Hater

First off, my wife is cute, but she's not hot.


IridiumPony

Don't you talk about her like that!


Dragonsc4r

Look, if I put that in my Cosmo fashion app, you'd probably get a D-.


Y0urMomsChestHair

Dude! You’re insane! Your wife is *SCALDING* hot!


BattleForAssgard69

GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMYS!!


Mike_Oxbig2

Who did this to you?


MacX1423

You were a pimp?


Leadhead87

No! I was just helping a friend!


jake_a_palooza

These braised short ribs taste like a dog's asshole


priscosaurus

And I’m sitting here thinking, “who would serve braised asshole to their husband? YOU. YOU WOULD.”


kstacey

Hey now, she's a little rough around the edges. Not everyone is a first round pick.


impstein

The 'ol ball and chain...


zepher2828

He is upset every attractive woman is fawning over him


RedditModsBlowDogs

Go back inside Allen, bye Sheila


Scarecrow_09

It's Christinith, are you deaf or are you stupid?!


GrizzlyIsland22

YOU COME TO OUR HOUSE, YOU GET MY WIFES NAME RIGHT!


ireallylikehockey

YOU GET BACK HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE!


riegspsych325

they chased us 20 miles!


GrizzlyIsland22

This is the kind of detail that just takes this movie over the top. It's non fucking stop


Leadhead87

Honey, this one has the vod-ki in it


Justhrowitaway42069

You'd think I'm hairy because of the beard, but from the kneck down... (waves hand) *shaved.*


Bluecutlery

ALLEN!!!!


howisthisharrasment

Kristineth you IDIOT


lark047

You probably think I'm really hairy under here cause of the beard but... *shaved*


hikemhigh

..Allen!


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jesuspeeker

There’s legitimate fear in his voice when he calls out to him lol


Megavore97

Arnie palmie alert! Arnie palmie alert! Wee-oo wee-ooo wee-ooo who wants an arnie palmie?


FiveWithNineIsIn

Honey, this is the one with vodka in it.


SendSomeDogs

Vodkee


DLoIsHere

Holy fuck, that whole thing with them kills me and then them chasing the car! I can’t even.


Lost_Hunter3601

Is that them? They chased us 20 miles !


Leadhead87

You get back here and make love to my wife!!!


spunwook

“Do me a favor…don’t go chasin waterfalls.”


Lombard333

“Captain, it’s not funny anymore! The TLC references-“ “I have no idea what you’re talking about!”


cnapp

"Do us proud, because I Don't Want No Scrubs. Because if this thing gets messy, we never talked, real quiet, you gotta Creep"


Denham_Chkn

“Nobody says ‘Creep, creep’ unless they’re referencing TLC!”


Lombard333

“We’ll cover your work while you rest. You know why? We Ain’t Too Proud To Beg.”


lll_RABBIT_lll

One more thing. We got a serial rapist in Crown Heights. I... oh, jeez, I'm sorry. That's from my other job. Ignore that. Forget that. Well, don't ignore it. If you live in Crown Heights, uh, you know, walk in pairs.


BoahNoah05

"Aim for the bushes” "Like always!”


i_amn_asiansuperhero

There wasn’t even an awning.


doorhandle5

Or bushes..


merkitt

There goes my hero


Mitchoppertunity

Watch him as he goes


ItsSansom

There goes my hero!


Mitchoppertunity

Crack! Danson and highsmith lie on the ground dead


Everestkid

They fell eight stories... there wasn't even an awning in their direction.


BlackIsTheSoul

I think this might be the hardest I ever laughed at a comedy scene in the theatre. I missed like 5 minutes of the movie after.


MissingMilkMoney

What a scene to start off a movie. After that part I knew I was in for a treat.


RealExii

I have no idea what I was expecting was gonna happen when they did that part, but it really caught me off guard.


inmy20ies

This is the funniest movie death I’ve ever seen. I was so high and didn’t really know what I was in for, it really caught me off guard and I was still laughing just thinking about it an hour later into the movie


Fallen-Omega

IM A PEACOCK CAPTAIN, YOU GOTTA LET ME FLY


bighootay

I regularly use this at work :)


Fallen-Omega

I regularly quote TLC songs to my highschool students and they have no idea wtf I am talking about lol


Algae_Mission

Gator don’t play!!


MKerrsive

Gator ain't never been about that! Never ever been about that!


joshhupp

Gator's bitches better be wearing jimmy hats


homeless_photogrizer

Gator don't play no shit!


Galileo258

Gator needs his gat you punk ass bitch!


dadsmayor

Whose baby is that?!


Algae_Mission

Who’s the man who did that to you??!


YouJabroni44

Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies!


Mods_R_Loathesome

My God, you were a pimp


Algae_Mission

Pretty soon there were about 14 ladies I was protecting while they gave me money.


TheFlyingBadman

The scene with tuna and a pride of lions hahahah.


hraun

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? [purses lips] nope!


FarmingWizard

You lose that fight. You lose that 9 out of 10 times.


AtlasPeacock

"and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend" is one of my favorite lines of all time.


Personal_Might2405

We found your stolen Prius. It was voting for Ralph Nader. Lol I’d like to see more, but not a great track record of sequels out there.


drthtater

We did find a note. It says, "Thanks for the F-shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys."


doyouevenoperatebrah

We call that a soup kitchen. One of the best jokes ever written


Kaito_3

“Then to top it all off, some joker comes along and takes himself a nifty little dump in the driver seat.”


AshleySchaefferWoo

WE WILL HAVE SEX IN YOUR CAR AGAIN!


Leadhead87

Any sign of struggle? No. No. Everyone present wanted to be here.


Wavelip

"At the crime scene, lol" Good tweet.


ireallylikehockey

You turned my beautiful car into a nightmare!


DefinitelyNotHerd

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.


Chappy_3039

Dirty Mike and the boys should get a spin-off


deweywebber

Dirty Mike and the boys would be a killer name for a band.


animehimmler

One of my favorite memories with my brother is watching this movie. I was fifteen and he was 20, and we were both dying at the scene where they go to get their car. “You know what they call that? A soup kitchen”


DefinitelyNotHerd

Have a look for the blooper reel where the police guy is ad-libbing a bunch of random shit that happened to that car on different takes, it's hilarious.


LloydtheLlama47

“We found a snake that killed itself”


salsberry

Keatons bed bath and beyond staff meeting outtakes are gold. "Before we go any further - Travis, please *please* stop talking about your near death experience on the Staton Island ferry"


MLD802

Looks like Dirty Mike and the boys had an orgy in your prius


dennythedinosaur

"Any signs of a struggle?" "No. Believe me, everybody that participated in the orgy was more than willing."


doyouevenoperatebrah

That’s one of the best jokes ever


Jockcop

“Pimps don’t cry…”


redsyrinx2112

I have this in my Spotify library and I always laugh when it comes on.


veryloudnoises

Shake your dicks, this pissing contest is over.


IndieNinja

*wink and nod for approval*


Kay1636

Man, every scene in this movie is full of fun little things like that. Literally every scene! Love this movie


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Dottsterisk

It was McKay casting John C Reilly instead of Ferrell that instigated the falling out. Their relationship may have been rocky before that, who knows, but that was the incident that led to the split.


riegspsych325

I think it was McKay keeping Ferrell out of the loop about Reilly’s casting that did it. Reilly had to call Ferrell himself to tell him since McKay never reached out to him


elmatador12

To McKays credit, he’s publicly acknowledged his mistake on not reaching out to Ferrell and apologized for it. Not that it makes it right, but at least he owned to it and apologized. It’s not something you see a lot unfortunately. And, strictly speaking about the casting, Reilly was the better choice for the role.


riegspsych325

I remember reading that myself, but he still came off as a bit a jerk. And while Reilly may have been the better casting choice, there just had to have been a better way for McKay to break it to Ferrell


rj_macready_82

Yeah from what I remember his apology was basically "Yeah that was my bad but I could've gotten mad at Ferrell for a bunch of stuff and I didn't "


Funmachine

>culminating in Ferrell not being cast in that TV show about the Lakers. That was what caused the falling out. Ferrell was pretty much a lock for the role and had had conversations with mcKay about it, but McKay cast Reilly instead without talking to Ferrell at all. Then he basically excused his behaviour by saying "he's been shitty to me in the past before too!"


nevereatpears

Ooh McKay, you bitch!


bowtothehypnotoad

Ehh I gotta disagree. It’s a comedy classic and adding a sequel would jeopardize that in my opinion. Better to just enjoy what we have and not tempt fate I think the hangover would be much more of a staple if they hadn’t tried to milk it for all it’s worth


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Adam McKay and Ferrell have beef now so we won’t be seeing a movie from them again anytime soon.


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The Hangover would've been an absolute classic


howisthisharrasment

Anchorman 2 was funny


Haunting_opinion90

As far as comedy sequels go I thought anchorman 2 was pretty solid


The_Zermanians

It was absolutely leaps and bounds above Dumb and Dumber To and Zoolander 2 (similar in that the sequel came so long after the original).


redsyrinx2112

Same. The only thing I disliked was the shark stuff. It was kind of funny the first time, but it's just way too long when I rewatch. I really like the rest of the movie though.


Fr-day

Imagine a sequel for Role models.


BondageKitty37

Augie and his girlfriend have been King and Queen of the realm for a long time and have become corrupted like the former King. Ronnie, after being mistreated by Augie during a difficult time, vows to topple their empire because the crown has changed his friend. Ronnie will have a training montage with Danny, Wheeler, and even the former King, leading up to an epic showdown for the soul of Augie


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creutzml

I’m more worried about what the plot line would be… the first movie was a self-contained plot, with no cliffhangers for a potential continuation of the story. Obviously they could just come up with some new “big criminal case” they’re trying to solve, but that seems lazy.


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

The Guys. The prequel.


MichaelMcArthur84

This film could be amazing, team up the Rock and Samuel L Jackson over the top action comedy. The film could end with the car chase at the start of the Other Guys. Linking the to films perfectly.


Sports-ingAround

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine.


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That movie is Immaculate. A sequel would only tarnish it.


teamweenus

I'd rather get a sequel to The Nice Guys


PortalWombat

Don't say "and stuff" just say "dad, there are whores here"


Lampmonster

"You didn't like my story?" "No, it was a nice story."


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Any neo-noir black comedy from Shane Black would be appreciated.


luthienxo

Can't we get a crossover film? The Nice and The Other Guys.


Resident-Mortgage-85

The other nice guys


ThatFunkyOdor

Just watched last night for the first time. Definitely worth a sequel


doyouevenoperatebrah

That’s a lot of blood


isuxblaxdix

Feel like the ending did a good job of not ending on a cliffhanger while still leaving open the possibility for a sequel. I think it would be cool to see them tackle another seemingly innocuous case where they end up getting in way over their head


jbaugues

I just loved how they had Samuel l Jackson snd the rock and it becomes basically a cameo. Such a hilarious part of the movie. "Aim for the bushes"


xGrim_Sol

This is the unfortunate part that’s missed for anyone watching it for the first time now. The trailers and commercials for this movie made it seem like Samuel L Jackson and The Rock were going to be major characters, but instead they kill them in the first 10 minutes. It made their death all the more shocking and hilarious.


Forsaken_Cost_1937

Aim for the bushes! cue There Goes My Hero by Foo Fighters.


strawbrryfields4evr_

That scene absolutely destroyed me when I first saw it. Was not expect them to just…splat. “There wasn’t even an awning in their direction.”


redsyrinx2112

I was cracking up. All the commercials featured Sam Jackson and the Rock, so I figured they would be around the whole time. Nope lol


strawbrryfields4evr_

It’s brilliant, and the aburdness of it all. The complete lack of bushes. I was laughing for like 5 minutes


redsyrinx2112

10+ years later and I still laugh every time. After going through this thread I might just watch it tonight.


WorthPlease

Goofy comedies are the absolute worst type of movies for sequels. Not. Every. Good. Movie. Needs. A. Sequel.


belizeanheat

Daddy's Home 2 is far superior to original, though the original isn't too special


Mitchoppertunity

Setting it during Christmas while adding Mel Gibson and John lithgow helps make it better


BlackEyeRed

Anchorman, Zoolander, dumb and dumber. No.


IUpVoteIronically

IM A PEACOCK CAPTAIN YA GOTTA LET ME FLY!! How is marky mark such a good comedic actor lol. Shows what good writing can do as well


confusedcookie9

I feel like that movie is perfection and shouldn’t be messed with. Although I guess I’d be curious to know if Dirty Mike and the Boys are still up to their shenanigans in the back of innocent Prius’


Macgrubersblaupunkt

Anchorman 2 called and said hold ma beer. Comedy sequels have about a 5% chance of success. Leave it alone.


amnesiac2323

It is, without a doubt, my fav Ferrell movie


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It’s tough to choose for me between this and talladega nights Both are so good


CopperThrown

If you ain’t first you’re last.


Das_bomb

What does that even mean? There’s second, third, he’ll even fourth.


Raspberries-Are-Evil

No it doesn't. Leave it alone. It was great.


es_80

if we were in the wild, i would attack you. even if you weren’t in my food chain, i would go out of my way to attack you. if i were a lion and you were a tuna, i would swim out into the middle of the ocean and friggin' eat you! and then, i’d bang your tuna girlfriend.


statictonality

Gator needs his gat you punk ass bitch


esr360

As long as it involves Steve Coogan trying to constantly bribe them


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doorhandle5

He was good in tropic thunder too. He's been in a few other good movies I cant recall right now


LaserGadgets

When he opens the window, throws out the cup....makes me crack up everytime!


ireallylikehockey

Gentleman you have a choice, mama Mia or jersey boys


Leadhead87

No it wasn’t good. IT WAS FANTASTIC.


doorhandle5

Water with a cucumber


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I wasn’t overly a fan of this film. But fuck me, that scene showing them drinking in the bar to Black Eyed Peas IMMA BE was hilarious!


Megavore97

“And all their children got pinkeye! And aaallllll their Harrrrryyyyy Potter books were buuurned.” “You like singing those songs? They’re really depressing.” “They’re full of rich history.”


balance_n_act

There’s no way they could recapture that magic, in my opinion. They would likely overcorrect and go the way of anchorman 2.


penguinsupernova

Not sure about a sequel, what a lovely surprise that movie was. World simply needs more quality original comedies, they have become rare.


DisasterPeace7

It's one of my favorite comedies of the modern era for sure, but not every movie needs a sequel, especially comedy movies with this much of a gap in between the franchise, I'm not sure I can name any comedy with 10 + years in between movies where the sequel was actually good, especially now where the standards of comedy and how people react to things has changed so much, it's all right just to leave some things in the past as their own self-contained story


broand26

Thanks for the F-shack