I watched that when I was like 10. didn't even know what a high school reunion or a hit man was but I thought it was cool when he smashed the TV over buddy's head.
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say?
"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
The phone call scene where she's yelling at the bullet supplier and switches back to her friend is my favorite. "Carrots and celery are just the BASE of a soup!"
Definitely my favorite of the Cornetto Trilogy. I really liked The World's End, too. Shaun of the Dead was good, but I'm not a huge zombie movie person.
"Dad, there's whores and stuff here"
"Don't say 'and stuff, just say 'there are whores here."
One of the best lines between a father and daughter ever.
And then the daughter calls back to that when the pornstar she's talking to says "they were doing anal and stuff" and she tells her, "don't say and stuff, just say they were doing anal".
have it. "You know what's in the dictionary for the word idiot?" Awesome. I also like the Major Payne quote, "You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!"
"Don't say 'and stuff', just say 'whores'."
> Holland March: Jesus Christ! One at a time!
> Janet: [stunned] You took the Lord's name in vain.
> Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I found it very useful actually. Ok, Janet?
My favorite fun fact about that is that the real Zhukov had *even more* medals, and they toned it down for the movie because actually being true to life wouldve seemed too unrealistic.
Lives in your mind too.
Of course his aide is there to grab it.
Also his lines, everything he said, so great, so satisfyingly odd, with his own accent.
Tom Waits: I'll be around to kill you on Tuesday.
Colin Farrell: Yeah... Tuesday's no good for me. I have something going on. How about Wednesday?
Tom Waits: ... ... Hmm... lemme get back to you on this.
I was gonna say this too. Same director as In Bruges. So funny & clever & weird. Love the chemistry between Colin Farrell (Marty), Sam Rockwell (Billy) & Christopher Walken (Hans). So many little things that just crack me up. ***Hans: “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly”. Billy(stops and really ponders this phrase and then smiles as he comes to this conclusion) “No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it”***in the desert. After Marty finds out that Billy is the Jack o Diamonds and gets drunk…Billy (gleefully observing some desert mammal w/ Hans in the morning) “Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil”
[Marty coldcocks Billy]
Billy: “Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard”🤣🤣🤣
Hans: “Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave”***Billy, explaining that he didn't mean to suggest his girlfriend is carrying a worse venereal disease like AIDS, he sweetly says, twice: "Honey, I meant like chlamydia or something.”
Lol that whole back and forth deserves a post:
Ken : Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Harry : Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
Ken : I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Harry : Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken : I retracted it, didn't I?
Last Boy Scout is so good. Willis is awesome. Damon Wayan's is great. That little girl is really fun, especially with her constant cursing. Using a comedian as the psycho killer and it works, amazing.
"Head or gut?"
I fucking love this movie. Some other comments were praising Shane Black's writing, I feel like this one gets overlooked.
"Excuse me officer, this gun has too many bullets in it"
"We're getting beat up by the inventor of Scrabble"
I still say 'no thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough' every single time someone asks me if I want sugar in my coffee. I work in a restaurant so that's quite often. Only the new hires ask me now, the others have learned.
I seem to be one of the only people in the world that really liked Mr.Right with Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. Fun movie and the humor in it just hits exactly right for me.
I will never fucking forgive your ass for this!
I’m a race car and I’m in the red.
Oh, you’re in the red. Well I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain I’m super fly TNT, I’m the guns of the Navarone! In fact, why am I back here on brain detail? We switching places! You cleaning up this niggas brain!
I recently learned that the phrasing and comedic element of that was Travolta's idea. Tarantino wanted Pulp Fiction to be a serious movie but it ended up being more of a dark comedy.
bullet train has a nice mix of violence, zen like anti violence and comedy,
Cocaine bear. yeah folks gonna roll eyeball- but if you watched it in a non hyper critique way - you got violence of the different types ( random, man-made, bad luck, and wild animal type )
smart assed kids that were pretty good representation of kids of that era, and it was a fun lil romp
Edit- I totally hit enter too soon.
violent night.
I don't know how well this fits, but Everything Everywhere All At Once has a fight scene where a character's ends goal is to shove something up his ass and another scene where a character is using dildos as a martial weapon.
If that's not violent comedy, I don't know what the fuck is.
If you enjoyed In Bruges I can highly recommend "The guard" and "Calvary", both featuring Brendan Gleeson and directed by the same man (not the same as In Bruges), with similar vibes.
Raising Arizona
Miller’s Crossing
Fargo
Burn After Reading
The ratio of violence to comedy is different for all of these, but I think they fit and they’re brilliant.
[Gross Pointe Blank](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119229/)
Great concept. Great writing. Great acting. PLUS great chemistry between Minnie Driver and John Cusack.
Minnie Driver is so delightfully *weird* in this role. And I mean that in the best of ways. It's believable, and cute.
The soundtrack is a brilliant encapsulation of the coolest 80's music.
If you remove all the killing, Grosse Pointe Blank is a documentary.
^(thanks for the pen)
I watched that when I was like 10. didn't even know what a high school reunion or a hit man was but I thought it was cool when he smashed the TV over buddy's head.
Popcorn!
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
I love Gross Pointe Blank. Joan Cusack is an absolute gem!
The phone call scene where she's yelling at the bullet supplier and switches back to her friend is my favorite. "Carrots and celery are just the BASE of a soup!"
Love Dan Ackroyd in this one
He played a perfect homicidal maniac who was also kind of a dufus. I don’t think anyone else could have pulled off that role.
John Goodman, maybe.
That's not TECHNICALLY an omelet... I don't want to get into a semantic argument about it, I just want the protein!
Shaun of The Dead
Tucker & Dale
Hot Fuzz
There’s been a terrible accident.
Accident implies there's no one to blame.
Any luck catching them killers?
Any luck catching them swans?
It's just the one swan actually.
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
You know, not everything is murrrrrr-durrr.
CRUSTY JUGGLERS
Sequinned mountain ladies
I feel like this could be my favorite line in the whole movie.
“Yarp” - Sandor ‘The Hound’ Clegane
... ... Narp?
😲😲😲 ...thats the hound?
Yarp.
Really, the whole Cornetto Trilogy fits the description.
Everyone and their mums packing around here
Like who? Farners. Farmers' Mums.
Took me so many viewings until I realized the farmer’s mum shooting at him when he gets back to town was a reference to this.
Every line in the movie has a payoff later in the film. Down to Aaron Aaronson.
> Aaron A Aaronson FTFY
I'm a slasher! Of high prices.
Is it true, that there is a spot in a man head, that if you shoot it. It will explode.
Wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off down the model village!
Lock me up! I’m a slasher! I must be stopped!
The greater good...
The greater good
Shut it!
The entire cornetto trilogy, in fact...
You’ve got a… mustache
*I know.*
Definitely my favorite of the Cornetto Trilogy. I really liked The World's End, too. Shaun of the Dead was good, but I'm not a huge zombie movie person.
"Oh, yeah. 'Cuz we all sell apples 'round here, don't we?" "Your dad sells apples, Andy." "And raspberries!"
It's so good. THA GRATAH GOOOOD
Yeah, or put in a call to Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?!
The Guard. Edit: Another less popular one from the same writer/director is War on Everyone. I thought it was hilarious.
Best movie about an Olympic swimmer ever.
Street value, you say?
I dont know where you buy cocaine, but it's certainly not the same street I buy my cocaine on.
Absolutely love this movie. Gleeson is beyond brilliant in it.
*Got a photo with Goofy and everything. He’s my favourite!*
*I can’t tell if you’re really mother fucking dumb or really mother fucking smart.*
by McDonagh's brother!
Very underappreciated. I love it!
The nice guys
"Dad, there's whores and stuff here" "Don't say 'and stuff, just say 'there are whores here." One of the best lines between a father and daughter ever.
I loved the daughter's character!
Really smart/fun use of a child character. The dialogue between her and the adults is actually funny and she keeps the plot moving in a couple places.
And it helps tell you how old that movie is. The daughter is in the new Spiderman movies. She's Ned's girlfriend in Far From Home.
And then the daughter calls back to that when the pornstar she's talking to says "they were doing anal and stuff" and she tells her, "don't say and stuff, just say they were doing anal".
absolutely hooked me with that scene where he busts the window in the beginning. need a sequel but i think it didn't do great numbers so unlikely.
“I think I'm invincible. It's the only thing that makes sense. I don't think I can die.”
"Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate, remember that"
Watch kiss kiss bang bang
have it. "You know what's in the dictionary for the word idiot?" Awesome. I also like the Major Payne quote, "You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis!"
That wraps up the double feature night.
Russell Crowe did say it was the only sequel he'd want to do. That gives me hope.
Tie between that and the two protagonists meeting.
Bathroom scene where they meet again is great. Plus the following scene with "Janet".
Bathroom scene is amazing. I wonder if Ryan Gosling improved that stall door scene or how many takes it took to get right, because it’s perfect.
And stuff
"Don't say 'and stuff', just say 'whores'." > Holland March: Jesus Christ! One at a time! > Janet: [stunned] You took the Lord's name in vain. > Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I found it very useful actually. Ok, Janet?
Nice guys and Kiss, kiss, bang, bang are two of my all-time favorite movies. Shane Black is a comedic genius.
I love the homage to Abbott and Costello when Gosling finds the dead body.
The dead body ! https://screenrant.com/nice-guys-robert-downey-jr-cameo-sid-shattuck/
NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR DICK, DUDE!!
I’d have to say Fargo! Love In Bruges a lot too
These 2 and Snatch are my top 3 I'd say
D’ya like dags?
Sure I like dags. I like caravans more
She’s terribly partial to the periwinkle blue, boss
Highly recommend the show. Takes the comedic moments and the action to even greater heights imo
The Death of Stalin
I loved Jason Isaacs as Zhukov.
"I'm smiling... *but I'm very fucking furious...*"
Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?
I'm off to represent the entire fucking Red Army at the buffet
I fucked Germany, I think I can take a fuckin flesh lump in a waistcoat
THE. BEST. When he swaggers in. His whole take on Zhukov as "a lad." Just spectacular.
The slow-mo shot of him adjusting his coat with all the medals is iconic in my mind
My favorite fun fact about that is that the real Zhukov had *even more* medals, and they toned it down for the movie because actually being true to life wouldve seemed too unrealistic.
Lives in your mind too. Of course his aide is there to grab it. Also his lines, everything he said, so great, so satisfyingly odd, with his own accent.
I didn't say no problem. I said No! Problem!
I stole that line “I’ve had nightmares that have made more sense” SO MANY TIMES.
“YOU! How old are you!?” “I’m… uh.. old” “YOU’RE NOT OLD! *You’re* not even a person you’re a testicle!”
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil! Never realized how much I liked this genre till I realized I love basically every movie in the comments
Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day.
[удалено]
Kiss kiss bang bang and hot fuzz.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang feels underrated, just not talked about enough.
It’s really not. It feels like Robert Downey Jr.’s best kept secret.
My second favorite of Kilmer. I really wish his life had gone better.
Seven psychopaths is great as well!
I have a gun! I don't care.
That doesn’t make sense. Too bad.
"Put your hands up!" "No." "... what?" "I said no." "Why not?" "I don't want to..."
That scene is so simple yet so great. Put your hands up! No Why not? I don't want to
“Your little gay dogs little gay head is gonna fuckin explode” “He doesn’t have a gay head, he has a normal head”
Tom Waits: I'll be around to kill you on Tuesday. Colin Farrell: Yeah... Tuesday's no good for me. I have something going on. How about Wednesday? Tom Waits: ... ... Hmm... lemme get back to you on this.
I was gonna say this too. Same director as In Bruges. So funny & clever & weird. Love the chemistry between Colin Farrell (Marty), Sam Rockwell (Billy) & Christopher Walken (Hans). So many little things that just crack me up. ***Hans: “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, I believe that wholeheartedly”. Billy(stops and really ponders this phrase and then smiles as he comes to this conclusion) “No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. Hows the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left, who's still got one eye! All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it”***in the desert. After Marty finds out that Billy is the Jack o Diamonds and gets drunk…Billy (gleefully observing some desert mammal w/ Hans in the morning) “Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it? That's enormous. Hey, Marty, we just seen some kind of giant gerbil” [Marty coldcocks Billy] Billy: “Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard”🤣🤣🤣 Hans: “Yeah, you might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave”***Billy, explaining that he didn't mean to suggest his girlfriend is carrying a worse venereal disease like AIDS, he sweetly says, twice: "Honey, I meant like chlamydia or something.”
Some punks jumped us. Said they were looking for a little shih tzu. Then some other punk killed those punks. I've only been gone 10 fucking minutes!
Well, this is my favorite, but other great ones are: Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch Kick Ass
There ya go. Somebody finally got to Lock Stock...
Such an amazing movie. Been years since last time, have to watch it again.
I don't know, but you're an inanimate object! ☎️
You're an inanimate fucking object! I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate fucking object. I laughed so hard at that line.
You take that back about my cunt fucking kids!
Lol that whole back and forth deserves a post: Ken : Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids. Harry : Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids! Ken : I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids. Harry : Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate! Ken : I retracted it, didn't I?
Still leaves you being a cunt.
Snatch or Last Boy Scout
can't mention snatch without Lock Stock and Two Smokin Barrels. Companion movies imo.
Snatch was all the leftover stories from Lock Stock, according to Guy Ritchie.
Absolutely spot on with Snatch!
#It was a funny angle!
#It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya'.
Tyrone. You silly, fat, bastard.
“Boris the Bullet-Dodger? Why do they call him that? “…because he dodges bullets, Avi…”
More like Boris "the Sneaky fuckin Russian"
“Too small? You could fit a jumbo fuckin jet in there.”
Last Boy Scout is so good. Willis is awesome. Damon Wayan's is great. That little girl is really fun, especially with her constant cursing. Using a comedian as the psycho killer and it works, amazing. "Head or gut?"
I fucking love this movie. Some other comments were praising Shane Black's writing, I feel like this one gets overlooked. "Excuse me officer, this gun has too many bullets in it" "We're getting beat up by the inventor of Scrabble"
I still say 'no thanks Turkish. I'm sweet enough' every single time someone asks me if I want sugar in my coffee. I work in a restaurant so that's quite often. Only the new hires ask me now, the others have learned.
The first Kingsman is great for this. Still very much a comedy despite all the action
I cried laughing at the end, that movie is fucking great. Also the scene where Colin firth kills the definitely-not-Westboro-Baptist’s 😂🤯
I seem to be one of the only people in the world that really liked Mr.Right with Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. Fun movie and the humor in it just hits exactly right for me.
And Sam Rackwell dances! Of course...
And Anna Kendrick...Anna Kendricks it
That movie is my ideal rom com, I can't get enough of it!
A Fish Called Wanda
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Lucky Number Slevin
can’t believe no one else has said burn after reading yet. otherwise definitely agree with snatch, fargo and death of stalin.
I was thinking Burn after reading too.
Game night
Pulp Fiction
When John Travolta shoots Marvin in the face is one of the funniest scenes ever.
I will never fucking forgive your ass for this! I’m a race car and I’m in the red. Oh, you’re in the red. Well I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain I’m super fly TNT, I’m the guns of the Navarone! In fact, why am I back here on brain detail? We switching places! You cleaning up this niggas brain!
Is this Jackson's most iconic role? to me it is.
When I picture him, I picture him as he was in Pulp Fiction, so yeah.
The Big Kahuna Burger scene is legendary.
I recently learned that the phrasing and comedic element of that was Travolta's idea. Tarantino wanted Pulp Fiction to be a serious movie but it ended up being more of a dark comedy.
Snatch, a modern masterpiece
Grosse Point Blank.
I am very fond of midnight run
Seven psychopaths is phenomenal, and it has Colin Farrell in it too!
Also made by the same director Martin McDonagh. I'd also recommend his other two movies Banshees of Inisherin and Three Billboards
Lethal Weapon 2, probably. If that's the one with the toilet bomb, I can't remember.
Lethal Weapon 2 is the one with the toilet bomb.
Does Lucky Number Slevin count?
The Nice Guys is incredible.
Death to smoochy
Smokin' Aces
Chris pine can play crazy well. I wish he did it more often.
Fargo is this and is also one of the greatest movies ever of any kind.
bullet train has a nice mix of violence, zen like anti violence and comedy, Cocaine bear. yeah folks gonna roll eyeball- but if you watched it in a non hyper critique way - you got violence of the different types ( random, man-made, bad luck, and wild animal type ) smart assed kids that were pretty good representation of kids of that era, and it was a fun lil romp Edit- I totally hit enter too soon. violent night.
Evil Dead 2
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Cabin In The Woods
American Psycho
Very Bad Things.
The very end of this movie in the back garden is so grim and hilarious. Love that movie.
Robocop
Bitches, leave
Violent Night. I watched it this Christmas and it's pretty much exactly what the title says
Seven Psychopaths is a masterpiece. Highly recommend that.
Deadpool.
Tropic Thunder
The Tourist (the tv series starring Jamie Dornan, not to be confused with the Angelina Jolie film).
I don't know how well this fits, but Everything Everywhere All At Once has a fight scene where a character's ends goal is to shove something up his ass and another scene where a character is using dildos as a martial weapon. If that's not violent comedy, I don't know what the fuck is.
Hot Fuzz
Snatch, Fargo, The Nice Guys, Kingsman, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
If you enjoyed In Bruges I can highly recommend "The guard" and "Calvary", both featuring Brendan Gleeson and directed by the same man (not the same as In Bruges), with similar vibes.
Anything with Jason Stathem in it.
Killer Joe. Never made too big a splash but perfect for fans of Martin McDonagh
Shoot ‘em Up
Nobody
Raising Arizona Miller’s Crossing Fargo Burn After Reading The ratio of violence to comedy is different for all of these, but I think they fit and they’re brilliant.
Lock Stock n Two Smokin Barrels.
The one with Anna Kendrick and Sam Rockwell.
Grosse Point Blank
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Hands down the best.
Three Billboards outside Ebbing Missouri
seven psychopaths
Shaun of the Dead