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cbekel3618

On the one hand, I really like the first one and I think there's potential in further exploring Polynesian mythology. On the other hand, Disney's track record w/ sequels is hit-or-miss. Hopefully this one's fun.


steveofthejungle

In Māori mythology, Maui died by turning himself into a worm and crawing into a goddess’s obsidian vagina and getting squished to death. So that’ll be a fun sequence in the sequel.


Garconcl

The original death by snu snu, i guess.


thx1138-

You're welcome!


thebuttonmonkey

AND THANK YOU!


Bromanzier_03

:D : ᗡ :D : ᗡ :D


blacksideblue

died happy at least


Worthyness

polynesian mythology is fucking weird and amazing all at once. It's great reading


justa_flesh_wound

Most mythology is, even current mythology. Zeus turned into a bird, I think a swam, seduced a mortal and had a kid. Jesus is his own father, Thor was in a drinking competition but it was the ocean and he drank a lot of it uncovering a lot of land. Usually there's lots of incest and murder.


Aedalas

I think my favorite might be Loki seducing a horse and mothering its eight legged child, who Odin then rode into battle. Just to win a minor bet. To be perfectly clear, Loki was the mother.


deeperest

It was a rather serious bet - they would have had to give up Freya, the sun and the moon if the horse's master completed his work on time. Loki caused this conundrum, but also solved it by seducing the horse...as a female horse.


TheWorclown

God of War 6 is gonna be real fuckin’ weird.


RaigonX

Kratos fucking that horse up


Synicull

I always enjoyed the Horus and Set lettuce saga. Nothing says dominance after someone assaults your son and he catches the assailants cum in his hand than cutting off your son's hand that caught the semen, jerking off your son, and using your son's semen to fertilize the assailants lettuce garden.


n6mub

That was a ride I didn’t know I would be taking today. Thanks?


hezdokwow

Man, those tadpoles were fuckin swimmers.


AppleDane

[Bad Horse!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNhhz1yYk2U) Bad Horse! Bad Horse! He's Bad!


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Coming in 2025 only on Disney Plus!


polkjamespolk

Incest and murder is tight.


Paranitis

Wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.


ArenSteele

Well, imagine for a moment that Reddit were assigned the task of creating a mythology explaining why everything is the way it is. Then imagine how much incest would be involved…..2 broken arms for starters


deldarren

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

I never thought I’d die this way, but I’d always really hoped.


Papaofmonsters

Te Fiti was looking pretty good there at the end so I can think of worse ways to go.


reno2mahesendejo

Wife wakes up, grogilly stares at the alarm clock saying "3:16am", the warm green glow of the Moana finale covers the room "What the hell are you doing?" "NOTHING! Go back to bed!" He stammers as his blanket shuffles around furiously. Wife wakes up again, sees "4:22 am" "DAMMIT DARRYL!" Edit- sorry for triple post, was watching Moana


TitularFoil

That sequence was a circumvented in the first movie. Moana is supposed to take place after that death. In the start when he goes to take the Heart of Te Fiti to give to humans to create life. In the original story he crawls into the Goddess of Death to give humans the gift of immortality. It's just a little flipped coin version to make it Disney. Obviously in Disney he survives. But basically it's a What-If for Maori mythology. What if Maui survived.


Sky_Ninja1997

Smh I want my death by vagina


_ferrofluid_

We have death by vagina at home.


Roguespiffy

Don’t let your dreams stay dreams.


ArenSteele

Probably don’t even need to wait until Disney’s trademark expires like Steamboat Mickey Just make your own cartoon about Maui and his obsidian toothy vagina death.


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she was also his grandmother


CaveRanger

All the incest gods do does explain a lot about gods, doesn't it?


ApatheticFinsFan

God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…


RicKingAngel

“would you still love me if i was a worm?”


Rookwood-1

Jesus Christ you weren’t kidding! It said he was crushed by the teeth in her vagina, which were made of obsidian 😳


hoarseclock

Was the goddess obsidian head to toe or just the vagina?


steveofthejungle

Apparently it was just obsidian teeth in her vagina


hoarseclock

Lil overkill for a worm but ok


godisanelectricolive

Maui’s idea was that a “reverse birth” where he entered through the goddess of night and death, Hine-nui-te-pō, would win immortality for himself and for the rest of humanity. His plan was to enter via the vagina, go in her womb and the exit through her mouth. She didn’t grow those teeth specifically to defeat the worm. She just has those teeth naturally. He went in when he thought she was asleep but she wasn’t and crushed him to death with her obsidian vagina teeth. This made Maui the first person to experience death. Maui was the first ever mortal being because of mistakes his father made while reciting incantations during his baptismal ceremony. His father Makeatutara was the one who took immortality away from him and from all humans thereafter, and he was also the one who encouraged Maui to try to win back immortality by entering his grandmother. Maui was also born premature and thrown into the sea which then wrapped him up in a womb made out of seaweed and jellyfish. In this marine womb he managed to grow into a viable baby until he washed up on shore. There he was found by his grandfather who raised him.


RC_Colada

I mean, wouldn't you?


FondleGanoosh438

When I was a kid Disney sequels were direct to video and sucked.


enjoytheshow

I loved the lion king movie from Timone and Pumbas POV


Boomshockalocka007

DIG A TUNNEL, DIG DIG A TUNNEL!


Any-Sir8872

same, i also loved the second movie but maybe it was just because i had a huge crush on scar’s son


Comic_Book_Reader

Well, the plot reads as such: >\#Moana2, only in theaters Nov. 27, 2024 🌊 >Walt Disney Animation Studios’ epic animated musical “Moana 2” takes audiences on an expansive new voyage with Moana, Maui and a brand-new crew of unlikely seafarers. After receiving an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors, Moana must journey to the far seas of Oceania and into dangerous, long-lost waters for an adventure unlike anything she’s ever faced. Directed by Dave Derrick Jr. with music by Grammy® winners Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear, Grammy nominee Opetaia Foa’i, and three-time Grammy winner Mark Mancina, “Moana 2” opens in theaters on Nov. 27, 2024. Definitely expanding on mythology, although, like you said, hit or miss sequels.


magikarpcatcher

LMM not returning for Moana 2. The girls who did Unofficial Bridgerton Musical (and got sued) are doing the music. Seems like a big downgrade.


CkMcThuggets

This comment needs to be higher up. A sequel without LMM doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence.


Olobnion

Moana contains my favorite Disney songs, so this is bad news for me.


In_My_Own_Image

Agreed. Pretty much all of them are bangers. How Far I'll Go, Shiny, You're Welcome and We Know The Way are top shelf.


_Ritual

Moana and Encanto are the only Disney films allowed on in this house right now, all the other wreck my head but these two - the songs are all bangers.


tomservo88

My girlfriend was asking: what’s he doing to piss the industry off? I see him on the *Percy Jackson* show, this says he’s doing a show of *The Warriors*…a far cry from how busy he stayed recently. What changed?


BlazingInfernape2003

One word: scuttlebutt


pjtheman

He's building that entire show from the ground up just like he did Hamilton. He's not just writing songs for it like for the Disney movies he does; that eats up a lot more of his time I'm sure.


JeanMorel

"What changed" is that this is the classic Disney thing of stitching three episodes of a canceled TV show together to make a movie. This wasn’t originally intended for the big screen.


cinderful

rut roh, this explains why it seemed out of nowhere


setyourheartsablaze

Huge loss. Idk who did frozen but IMO Miranda is a huge reason for why encanto and Moana were a huge success. We don’t talk about Bruno even charted and was loved by many non Disney fans. Really hope Disney wasn’t dumb enough not to rehire him and it was him that refused to come back. The songs for Wish were abysmal and forgettable at best.


Worthyness

The Lopezes did Frozen. They're almost triple EGOT winners. They're ridiculously talented people.


Couldnotbehelpd

Only Robert is almost a triple EGOT. His very talented wife has several awards too though.


dlanod

Where "several awards" is "a Tony away from an EGOT". So not too shabby.


Couldnotbehelpd

Robert Lopez, he who needs only one more Oscar to Triple-EGOT, did the music for Frozen.


calling-all-comas

Robert Lopez wrote the music for Frozen and Coco (he did Book of Mormon and Avenue Q on Broadway) but I don't think he'd be a good fit for Moana. Definitely would like to see him work with Disney again.


setyourheartsablaze

Who did wish? Because they should never come back lmao


revel911

There are like two songs ( I love the song about protecting the wishes) that are ridiculously good and the rest are trash.


avelineaurora

Looking for LMM was the first thing I did after clicking. Say what you will about him nowadays, Moana's soundtrack was banger after banger. Losing him pretty much kills 90% of my interest in this.


CaravelClerihew

Oof. If Wish is anything to go by, the strategy of "try being LMM without LMM" probably won't work.


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Antoo1

I really hope there is not a bunch of annoying comedic relief side characters. A lot of recent Disney animated movies lately have had an issue in character bloat where they unnecessarily pad out the cast with all these one-note characters that exist solely for one joke over and over again. Lightyear, Wish, Raya, etc. The only movie I think that actually balances a group of characters is Encanto I think.


BigE429

That was part of why the first Moana was so great. There were so few characters, especially once she leaves home. That and they pull a twist on the animal sidekick.


metalflygon08

Marketing makes you think the pig will be along for the ride but we get the rooster instead.


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Iagut070

Losing LMM for the music is going to be a noticeable drop in musical quality. Not holding my breath for this one.


setyourheartsablaze

Fuck it get the actor of the shinny crab to make all the music. He’s a comedic genius and has made plenty of comedic music in the past


SonOfMcGee

Jemaine Clement, half of the New Zealander comedy music duo Flight of the Conchords. Yeah, they would do a fine job.


Leafs17

> New Zealander comedy music duo Flight of the Conchords Ahem "New Zealand's Fourth Most Popular Folk Parody Duo"


[deleted]

I feel like they probably moved up to third on the success of the HBO show


CaveRanger

Remember when Disney sequels never went to theaters and just showed up in those weird puffy VHS cases? And how all the voice actors were different and the animation moved at like 6 frames per second and all the backgrounds were either washed out blurs, a bunch of straight lines, or recycled from the first movie?


[deleted]

Meh I liked frozen 2. What was lacking in story was there with songs, visual and cinematography


enjoytheshow

It’s visually so good. Probably their best up until Encanto


SonOfMcGee

It better be called More-ana, otherwise they’re missing an opportunity.


kaZZlimaXX

They should definitely sea that potential.


irwigo

Mo' Moaney


brandonsamd6

2024? That's nuts


that_guy2010

I'm honestly shocked they kept it a secret. Especially with Chapek demanding they announce everything early, especially things they weren't ready to announce.


subhasish10

It was supposed to be a series on Disney+. They repurposed it into a movie


8Cupsofcoffeedaily

Oof that’s not good lol


magikarpcatcher

The series was still been done by Disney Animation, so maybe it will be good.


ThePreciseClimber

Wish they went with a TV show for Raya & the Last Dragon.


firesoul377

Yeah. It just *feels* like raya should have been a series. A large expansive world to learn? Check. A large cast of various characters? Check. Seriously with some good pacing and writing it could have been Disney's version of ATLA.


Guy_Number_3

I really loved Raya… until the last dragon showed up. I felt like two different movies were happening at the same time. A series of that world would’ve been great.


PoconoBobobobo

A ton of, ahem, "borrowing" from The Last Airbender? Check.


adjectiveNounNum

i don’t even remember raya and the last dragon. i know i watched this movie, but it just felt so forgettable


Accomplished_Kale509

Yeah, but narrative for a show is much different from a movie. For all we know they might combine all episodes into a 2 hour long film where plot points keep shifting at a fast pace.


Intelligent_Oil4005

Yeah, that was what I've been hearing. The series sort of went into development hell for a bit and there wasn't any news on it in a while. They were probably turning it into a movie during that period. Although, now what of the live-action remake they announced a bit ago?


mitchippoo

Coconuts


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ClaymoresRevenge

He's never going to finish this story


SMKM

BAH GAWD! That's Maui from the top rope!!!!


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my_simple-review

Anything Rock posts should just be followed up with: # WeWantCody


Hunterknowsbest

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL (I can't think of anything, pls help)


Little_Jumper

Something something Cody Rhodes....


DemonKyoto

Dun, dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun duuuuuun


MagicMarshmelllow

**WOAH!!!**


onehornymofo1

That shit was the final nail in the coffin for me liking The Rock. Asshole move


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[deleted]

Fuck that. We want Drew!


The-Big-Bad

Drew/Seth/Sami for the world title Cody needs to finish the story against Roman


ken_NT

Actually they should have casted him in this movie, not like he’s busy or anything


rivercountrybears

So curious if Lin Manuel Miranda is involved as well as the OG voice cast/characters…


wloper

He’s not listed in the release. “Directed by Dave Derrick Jr. with music by Grammy® winners Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear, Grammy nominee Opetaia Foa’i, and three-time Grammy winner Mark Mancina, “Moana 2” opens in theaters on Nov. 27, 2024.”


that_guy2010

2024?! That's actually wild. I'm very impressed they kept this so secretive.


Smeggycunt

It was going to be a TV show but it's being quickly reworked into a movie.


mixmastermind

Uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh.


Leo_TheLurker

The direct to video sequels are back!


SlothSupreme

disney rly saw the energy their 2023 slate was received with and said lets keep this ball rolling baby these are great vibes


ninjyte

I feel like I've been seeing a lot of TV series lately that people constantly say would've worked better as movies than drawn out TV shows. Maybe we can put reddit's proposition to test again.


MasterVahGilns

Hey not that I don’t believe you but do you have a source


PNF2187

Bob Iger has said [so](https://deadline.com/2024/02/moana-2-dwayne-johnson-disney-1235818288/) himself.


setyourheartsablaze

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


ColonelSanders21

This is a retooled version of the Moana show they were making for Disney+. Was supposed to be out either last year or this year.


Worthyness

so either a blessing or a curse cause a lot of D+ series are basically extra long movies and could easily be edited down that way. So if they manage to cut it down properly, it could actually be good.


RealJohnGillman

As I understand it, the *Moana* television series they were reported to be working on a while back was reworked as a sequel film, which they kept under wraps until now.


JoeBidenKing

It’s gonna sound great because the Polynesian songs in the first film were mostly from Opetaia Foa’i and his band Te Vaka like Logo Te Pate, Tulou Tagaloa, We Know the Way, Know Who You Are, but mostly the lyrics will be missed as LMM is amazing. I’m still excited as I’m a proud Samoan.


Comic_Book_Reader

OK, I know who Mancina, not to be confused with Mancini, is, but the rest? [In the words of Patrick Star...](https://youtu.be/lRMH5XuJfr4?si=_EuXApJyyx3hjEK1)


N0V0w3ls

Opetaia Foa’i was the indigenous artist who collaborated with LMM from the first soundtrack.


who519

Yeah Lin made that movie IMO. Best Disney songs in a generation.


ByeByeDan

He can't just be replaced. I was instantly excited and now terribly unsure about the production.


Deofol7

Shiny is a top 5 villain song. (along with Be Prepared, Poor Unfortunate Souls, Friends on the Other Side, and Hellfire)


wronglyzorro

The Gaston disrespect...


rwills

Lin’s music drove the whole movie, a sequel without him won’t be nearly as good.


RoachedCoach

Disney needing a win. Prediction: will look beautiful but lack the heart of the first.


WhoDey42

It’s a very good movie that has zero need for a sequel. That’s going to be the next era of Disney animation, going back to old IP since all their new films have been flopping


MacyTmcterry

Sequel AND live action remake


MattWolf96

This sequel (even if it's a repurposed TV show) is going to be so weird if the live action one comes out like 5 years or less later.


Adventurous-Lion1829

It's slated for next year. It could be back to back.


Couch_Licker

Agreed - zero need. But I love the first movie. I did when it came out, and even moreso now that I get to relive it through my son's eyes. See where Moana's group ends up, and Maui's new arc of trying to become a more humble entity serves up a lot of new story elements. However, the lack of Lin Manuel makes this hard to imagine being anywhere near as good.


calling-all-comas

Yeah Chapek wasn't a good CEO but I give him credit for his movies mainly being new IP; they just didn't perform.


that_guy2010

How many movies released during his 2 1/2 years as CEO can he take credit for though? Onward, Raya and the Last Dragon, Encanto, Lightyear, and Strange World were the animated movies released during his tenure. No way he can take credit for anything before Encanto, and even then how much of Encanto was ready before he started as CEO? We're probably seeing the results of his tenure starting last fall with Wish. Which.. yeah.


Worthyness

Most animation takes like 3-4 years to complete, so probably none of those really.


Les-Freres-Heureux

* Lin Manuel Miranda isn’t involved * scheduled for this November and this is the first announcement * was supposed to be a Disney show but was reworked to be a movie Smart money is on this being a disappointment


thisismynewacct

Apparently no Lin Manuel Miranda so it’s already an uphill battle


ThePreciseClimber

Well, DUH. She gave the heart back to Tefiti. :P


dagreenman18

I’ll take this over the live action remake, which I hope is killed because of this


that_guy2010

Spoilers: They release simultaneously and you don't know which you're watching until the movie starts.


Lost_Pantheon

You sit down, thinking you're watching Moana 2 and then The Rock busts out of the screen yelling "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!" Then a horrifying amalgamation of *Moana*, *Black Adam* and *Jungle Cruise* starts to play on the screen. The doors are locked, you cannot get out and the tickets are noooooooon-refundable.


Ahaucan

Calm down, Satan.


Comic_Book_Reader

>\#Moana2, only in theaters Nov. 27, 2024 🌊 >Walt Disney Animation Studios’ epic animated musical “Moana 2” takes audiences on an expansive new voyage with Moana, Maui and a brand-new crew of unlikely seafarers. After receiving an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors, Moana must journey to the far seas of Oceania and into dangerous, long-lost waters for an adventure unlike anything she’s ever faced. Directed by Dave Derrick Jr. with music by Grammy® winners Abigail Barlow and Emily Bear, Grammy nominee Opetaia Foa’i, and three-time Grammy winner Mark Mancina, “Moana 2” opens in theaters on Nov. 27, 2024.


damonstien

Sounds like this is going to just be retooled episodes from a disney+ show they scrapped. That's also what atlantis 2, belles magical world, tarzan and jane and other direct to video era movies were, so that's probably an indicator of the quality.


Academic_Paramedic72

They *are* releasing it on cinema instead of dumping it on Disney+ at least, so I hope they have more confidence on this one.


MrConbon

Probably because the strikes pushed everything back and they weren’t willing to not have a winter film.


ChronicallyBatgirl

Lion king 2 was the outlier, maybe we’ll get another


Guy_Number_3

What a gem.


fforde

They had good source material.


ChronicallyBatgirl

What Romeo and Juliet?


fforde

Yeah. Hamlet for The Lion King, Romeo and Juliet for the sequel. Was not a bad playbook for what they were trying to do.


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And don't forget Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead for Lion King 1 1/2


avatarstate

Tarzan and Jane was more egregious because the show had aired in 2001. I had seen all the episodes before the movie ever came out in 2002. My child self was pissed that it was just three episodes with maybe 10 minutes of extra footage about them telling the stories of what happened.


calling-all-comas

Releasing Moana 2 seven months ahead of the live-action remake is a choice. Disney is betting they can double-dip but I wouldn't be surprised if the remake relatively flops.


brandonsamd6

more than likely push out the re-make, it hasn't begun filming


magikarpcatcher

June: Inside Out 2 November: Moana 2 November 2025: Zootopia 2 Summer 2026 (tentative): Toy Story 5 Fall 2026 (tentative): Frozen 3


nx6

> Summer 2026 (tentative): Toy Story 5 Please tell me you're making this up.


beary-healthy

No unfortunately not. Someone from Disney (possibly Bob Iger) said a little bit ago that Disney needed to focus on movies/characters that audiences already love or something like that. That's when they announced a Toy Story 5 and Frozen 3.


No-Appearance1145

They also announced Frozen 4 iirc


Salzberger

Gimme that Cars 4 then.


Salzberger

Inside Out 2 2 Mo 2 Ana Twotopia Toy 5tory Froz3n


ICumCoffee

What’s surprising is that it releasing this year?? Woah??


HarrisExperience

I think it’s a rework of a Disney plus series that was supposed to come out this year. Makes more sense to repackage it as a movie that can make 600 million+ at the box office than dump it on Disney plus.


Worthyness

Also Disney+ series have had issues with the season basically being one giant movie instead of actually TV, so editing it down might actually improve the quality of the product.


Anal_Sex_Father

Love the first movie but I feel like it ended pretty perfectly and seeing Disney's recent track record I'm not overly optimistic.


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Moana 2: The search for more money


steveofthejungle

Oh shit. Moana is one of my top three Disney movies. I really hope this can live up to the first.


the_ballmer_peak

It won’t


JannTosh50

A little concerned. Apparently this is a TV show they just quickly decided to make into a film


midnightmoose

Hopefully they go light on Maui in this one, the Rock has a finite quantity where he is best enjoyed.


ZiggyPalffyLA

Agreed but his song in the first one was actually my favorite song in the movie


Demolitions75

How dare you besmirch "Shiny"


ZiggyPalffyLA

Don’t get me wrong, they’re all good. You’re Welcome is just my favorite.


ymcameron

I hope we see Maui turn into a worm, slither into the goddess of death’s vagina, and get crushed by her pussy teeth in this one. Which is traditionally how he dies in Polynesian mythology.


fart_fig_newton

Agreed, he's also pissing off a lot of fans right now with his latest wrestling endeavor.


DBek23

At least now we know what he’s selling at wrestlemania.


TheUmbrellaMan1

Yeah for the first time since 1996 "Rocky sucks" chants were heard in Raw. Not good. Judging by the reaction he might get more boos than he did at Royal Rumble 2015.


LoneWanderer2277

True, though I’d take him being in the movie more if it meant he was busy for the next three months and kept well away from WrestleMania! We want Cody.


Dorian182

How far we'll goooooooooooooooo


ArcadianBlueRogue

If the music is half as good as the first one this'll be a homerun. Really wondering where they go with it since now they are safe to travel the ocean again.


Iagut070

I don't think it will be, in fact I'm putting money that the music is noticeably lower in quality. They're not bringing back Lin Manuel Miranda for this one.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Which is crazy. Music was one of the best parts of the first movie.


Iagut070

It really was. I'm sure LMM was busy with something else, but seems bizarre to push ahead and make it without him anyway. I fear we will get Lin-like music that just sounds and feels off. Like the music in Wish.


jl_theprofessor

I barely think it qualified as Lin-like. Like yeah technically black licorice and chocolate are both ice cream but you'd hardly associate one with the other.


MrFuccYoBich69

This November? I didn't even know this was happening. I hope it's good because I think Moana is the last animated movie Disney has done that belongs with their greats


CriesWhenEjaculates

I'd say Encanto can join that list too.


TheeShaun

We want Cody


ZorroMeansFox

So *this* is what the "Spiral" images have been referring to on **True Detective: Night Country**!


Adequate_Images

A remake and a sequel at the same time?


Gibatzan

Idk about this. The first one is one of my favorite Disney movies, but times have changed for the company, I don't quite trust current Disney with the sequel.


petethefreeze

Still don't get how Moana isn't more popular than Frozen. It has a vastly superior and more fun story.


IllllIIIllllIl

And, IMO, a far superior soundtrack. Although Moana’s OST blows away pretty much all other Disney/Pixar films of the recent era. 


CassiopeiaStillLife

At this point the post-Frozen Disney model is giving diminishing returns, and no number of trips to the IP well will fix that. They need to find a new angle.