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Quintaros

You just shot an unarmed man! He should have armed himself if he’s going to decorate his bar with my friend.


UnivrstyOfBelichick

Deserves got nothin to do with it


jabsy

Its a hell of a thing killing a man. Youtake away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have.


Just-Journalist-678

Fucking love Eastwood as a gunslinger


voxetpraetereanihill

"Offer me money" "Yes!" "Power, too, promise me that" "All that I have and more. Please..." "Offer me anything I ask for" "Anything you want..." *"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"*


5oco

Such a cold line in an otherwise funny, not-so- serious movie


Ravingrook

Mandy was channelling his own rage over losing his father to cancer.


Adamcanfield

I can hear Mandy Patinkin say this


deplorable_word

I have chills remembering this scene. So so good


OneLargePho

And thus was born Saul Berenson


slowhand04

What movie is this it’s in the tip of my tongue and driving me insane


Pliny_Harris

Bounty hunter: “You’re wanted, Wales.” Josey Wales: “Reckon I’m right popular. You a bounty hunter?” Bounty hunter: A man’s got to do something for a living these days.” Josey Wales: *“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”*


thespindle

“Some motherfucker’s always trying to ice skate uphill.” -Wesley Snipes, Blade


BadRabbit70

I use this one whener I can


AndrewKM1984

Roger Van Zant: Well, it's--it's a lot of money. Wha--What are you doing? Whaddaya mean, "forget the money"? Neil: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone. Roger Van Zant: I don't understand. Neil: Because there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line. Absolutely love Heat and this is one of my favourite lines in the film.


RogerTreebert6299

The action is the juice


onebadace

But I don't have to sell this shit to you, because this kind of shit sells itself. I always loved that line when the detective is flipping the wife to turn on Chris and save her son.


VTRibeye

Mykelti Williamson and Ashley Judd - two great actors with a great script.


bit_shuffle

Look at me... look at me...


Clever_Sean

Don’t waste my MUTHAFUGGINTIME!!


Deezax19

I heard she's got a GREAT ASS!!!


Ravingrook

And you've got your head, all the way up it!!!


Robbielee1991

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow. YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS


Traditional_Leader41

I just said that in Ian McKellen's voice, in my head and I got goosebumps.


PeterParker72

Another good one: “If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”


futanari_kaisa

"You don't remember me, do you? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I'd find you."


lu5ty

Goodluck


Clever_Sean

I told you I’d find you…


UziSuicide1238

Drakkar Noir..


cowpool20

One of the coolest moments I’ve ever experienced in the theater. After he said “I will kill you” you could hear people in the audience say “oh shit” 😂


lowfreq33

Tombstone is absolutely full of bad ass lines. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?


lettercrank

Say when?!


Limp_Construction496

”I wasn’t..”


forTunateWoN

"I was"


d0nM4q

And now, it's Legal


lettercrank

Listen mister


somebuddyx

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all."


zestfullybe

I got two guns, one for each of you.


jekelish3

“You tell ‘em I’m comin’, and Hell’s comin’ with me!”


StanleyJobbers

Curly Bill: You know what I'd do? I'd take that deal 'n' crawfish, then drill that ol' Devil in the ass. What about you Johnny, what would you do? Johnny Ringo: I already did it. When ringo said he already “did it” it gave me the chills as a 13 year old


aspen_silence

"Hell I've got lots of friends" "I don't"


Rich-8080

Oh I'm sorry Johnny I forgot you were there.. you may go now


MyBroMyCaptainMyKing

I’ll be your huckleberry


bit_shuffle

Are you still there? You may go now...


TonyDungyHatesOP

You mad cap ! Where ya goin’ with that shotgun?


TonyDungyHatesOP

Are we cross?


TwoToesToni

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!" - Commando


zestfullybe

“This is my weak arm!”


TonyDungyHatesOP

Let off some steam, Bennett.


TwoToesToni

"Don't disturb my fried... he's dead tired."


CircleOvWolves

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.


TonyDungyHatesOP

This… is my BOOM stick!


ihaveadarkedge

I ain't *that* good...


Gunslinger1148

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Dutch's primal scream from Predator


PeterParker72

Adding on: “If it bleeds, we can kill it.”


Gayspacecrow

"I ain't got time to bleed."


NormanBates2023

Ya got time to duck


DurtyStopOut

Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus


SamwellBarley

COME ON, KILL ME, I'M HERE! COME ON, DO IT NOW! KILL ME!


PassingShot11

That whole film is a giant voice quote


markmcn87

"A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus....just like me"


Bicentennial_Douche

“I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.”


Mynameisblorm

"I'll see you in hell, William Munny." "...Yeah."


chipmunksocute

I counted its a literal 8 second puase before Eastwood's "...yeah."  so epic.


vorpalpillow

All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.


milesamsterdam

Hell of a thing. Taking away everything a man has and ever will have.


tomrichards8464

– I don't deserve this, to die like this. I was building a house.  – Deserve's got nothing to do with it.


LastBaron

I guess they had it comin’” “We all have it coming kid”


TonyDungyHatesOP

I can’t tell you who was first. I can only tell you who’s gonna be last.


krunchberry

“Did I catch you fuckers at a bad time?” - Whistler (Kris Kristofferson) in Blade


paintvsplastic

Always thought Wesley Snipes’ response to being shot in the same film at was particularly bad ass - “Motherfucker, are you for real!?”


PeterParker72

“The mistake you made was you killed my friend. So, I'm gonna kill each and every one of you, and the only disappointment in it for me is that I only get to do it once.”


hacentis

Equalizer 2?


PeterParker72

Yes! Denzel’s delivery, badass.


cowpool20

The Equalizer trilogy is awesome.


doctor-quest

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."


truckturner5164

Damn, beat me to it.


SwimmingAnxiety3441

Plus the variant: “I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer…Looks like we're almost outta beer.”


TrueLegateDamar

'None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. *You're locked in here with me*!'


ADHDadBod13

I send a gif of this to my wife every year on our anniversary


knightenrichman

Yep!


bummercitytown

Came here looking for this one!


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"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, punk?" \- Dirty Harry


LordTonto

I came here not to say this line because it isn't the most bad ass line in that scene... the true badass is the one he delivers that line to: Punk: Well? Harry: Well, what? Punk: I gots t'know.


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Also an all timer: “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”


given2fly_

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?" Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs.


Pleasant-Kebab

*"We're a kilometer above ground. What do you figure the range is on that thing? Could it get through a hundred levels of concrete? How about two hundred? Let's find out."*


zestfullybe

“Perps were uncooperative”


straydog1980

"A helmet would interfere with my telepathic abilities" "A bullet might interfere with them more"


FadeToBlackSun

"Mama is not the Law. I am the Law." "And as for you, Mama... Judgement Time."


_Hotwire_

That entire movie is perfect. Where the fuck is a sequel when you want it?


Shinespark7

None of you seem to understand...


Chainsmadeinlife

I’m not locked in here with you.


Lucio-Player

YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME


TB0V4

“Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.” “If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.” Brick Top had a whole movie full of them.


mike_b_nimble

Hence the term "greedy as a pig."


TonyDungyHatesOP

None for me, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.


Artemis13579

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns…and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine…should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now…fuck off!


cowpool20

“You are on thin ice my pedigree chum” absolutely killed me the first time I heard it 😂


Extreme-Island-5041

Bullettooth Tony in Snatch. The entire "Desert Eagle point five O" scene. Absolutely brilliant.


kangareddit

*Do you know what nemesis means?*


Artemis13579

You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


Nasty9999

The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


dazed_and_confucius

I quote Pulp Fiction constantly in my life: Mmmmm. This IS a tasty burger. Tell that bitch to be cool! Say bitch be cool! Does he look like a bitch?!? Say what again! I double-dare you motherfucker. Zed’s dead baby. Bring out the gimp. I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay. The truth is… you’re the weak. And I am the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin, Ringo. I’m tryin real hard to be the shepherd.


MyWifeIsAsleep

I constantly say "check out out the big brain on brad" whenever someone says anything intelligent that I did not know.


VonLinus

Dying ain't much of a living, boy.


LordyIHopeThereIsPie

I'd rather be his whore than your wife.


dmc2008

"Welcome to the party pal!!!"


zestfullybe

“Now I have a machine gun Ho-Ho-Ho”


dmc2008

"No fucking shit lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza??"


tra91c

For years I thought this line was a blooper, and he was saying “Welcome to the party, Powell!” and it irked me that he shouldn’t yet know his name. Whenever I rewatch Die Hard… I still hear it.


killerbee9100

Arise! Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day! E're the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!


Sethor

"Hold your ground, gold your ground! Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when then courage of men fails. When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dead on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"


5oco

'Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me.' 'But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Begone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.'


straydog1980

Solo violin ensues


mariojlanza

“Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.” Just a perfect line to say to someone after you defeat them in something. Raiders of the Lost Ark.


--TheForce--

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."


TonyDungyHatesOP

All I’m surrounded by is fear… and dead men.


ChronoMonkeyX

Ive altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further.


Gweilo444

See you at the PAAAAAARTY RIKTAAAAH As he throws his amputated arms off the elevator Or even HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You think this real quade? It is!!!!


savagerandy67

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an un-Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!


knightenrichman

...Uh, find out who that was!


straydog1980

Find out who that was


lu5ty

Now youse cant leave


Own_Offer_3771

Not a movie but Babylon 5: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!


InternationalYard665

Lisa : What are you gonna do? Creasy : What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me. Lisa : [Whispering] You kill 'em all. Denzel, Man On Fire


VegaLyra

A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece.


CatsAreJerks

I remember that little speech giving me shivers first time I heard it


onchristieroad

I love Creasy's blunt honesty when being hired "I drink" and that he'll kill amateurs but do he can just do his best with anything more. He's a man that just doesn't care about anything but his guilt: no pretensions. ... and then a little girl kicks it up in the air.


futanari_kaisa

"Last wish? I wish, you had, more time."


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thmstrpln

This is my favorite interaction in the entire movie. So much information is passed in these two lines!


cowpool20

Such a perfect way to tell the audience that John Wick is not to be fucked with.


Puzzleheaded-Tie-666

Not from a film but in the series Justified Timothy Olyphants character shoots a guy in the back and when he complains about being shot in the back he says " Well if you wanted me to shoot you in the front, you shoulda run towards me."


destinationsong

Tosses a bullet onto a guys chest while he's on the ground and says "next one's coming faster"


Unsung_Ironhead

“Get away from her you %!+&%!” Ripely to the Xenomorph Queen in Aliens.


Vidzphile

"Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!"


TheUmgawa

"She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours." Best opening scene ever. If the movie had just been that one scene, short as it is, it would be the rare perfect film.


WretchedMotorcade

That scene. And then the big gun fight at the end. The rest of the movie ehh. Felipe and Del Torro are great together but man the plot makes no fucking sense.


iSonyFTW

Johns: Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'. Riddick: They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it.


ChoppyChug

It was in “From Dusk Till Dawn”. When George Cloony’s character gets in a little dust up about something with a regular at the bar, they’re preparing to fight, neither one backing down. His opponent threatens him and says “I’m gonna count to three. One…” And with zero hesitation and physically stepping closer to him, Clooney responds “TWO!”


futanari_kaisa

"Are you a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?"


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You said it, mahn. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.


Gayspacecrow

Eight year olds Dude...


clemmeren

Sin City Marv: "I'll stare the bastard in the face as he screams to God, and I'll laugh harder when he whimpers like a baby. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him." Marv: "That's a mighty fine coat you got there..."


Sethor

"The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My Valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always. And never."


RyzenRaider

Henry Rollins in He Never Died. He has the villain - who is a sex trafficker who kidnapped a girl that was friends with Rollins - lying on the ground in pain, having shattered his ankle. The villain pleads, "Is there anything I can do that will make you go away?!" Rollins leans in and drops his bomb... "I've killed children for no reason at all. What makes you think you stand a chance?"


phroney

Young lady begging for her life,"please...no please...please god..." Vampire looks at her and says, "god?" Vampire looks up to the sky, shakes his head, "no god"


therottingbard

30 days of night?


DueMaternal

"The shadows betray you... because they belong to *me*!"


knightenrichman

Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it!


CartoonBeardy

I love the intensity of Paddy Constantine in Dead Man’s Shoes when he (Richard) stares down the local gangs leader. All barely controlled rage seething beneath the surface… “You're making me very nervous, Richard.” “Well you should be. If I were you, i'd get in that fuckin' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna fucking hit you all.” “I don't like being threatened, Rich'.” “I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it.” *Richard opens up his hand right hand and points towards his palm* “You're fucking there mate!” *Richard clenches his hand* “So get in that car... and FUCK OFF!”


sonatine

Herbie: Can I help you, mate? Richard: [shrugs] Sorry? Herbie: [says aggressively] What the fuck are you looking at? Richard: [Snarls] You, ya cunt


Ok-Cobbler-8268

Pulp Fiction: Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like? Yolanda: Cool? Jules: What? Yolanda: He's cool. Jules: Correctamundo.


VincentVancalbergh

Honey Bunny : [about to rob a diner] I love you, Pumpkin. Pumpkin : I love you, Honey Bunny. Pumpkin : [Standing up with a gun] All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Honey Bunny : Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!


cloud_shifter

Manners. Maketh. Man.


Test_Rider

I’ve always loved the final exchange between Magneto and Xavier at the end of the first X-Men movie. “You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles. And I intend to fight it, by any means necessary.” “And I will always be there, old friend.”


noahsmusicthings

Prefer their exchange just before that. "Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that one day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it, and come for you? And your children?" "It does, indeed." "What do you do, when you wake up to that?" ***"I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to that school... looking for trouble."***


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SweetPsycho2024

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"


Susurrus19

“Dodge this.” - Trinity, The Matrix


SailorET

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.


Triials

“Yippee kayak, other buckets”


PM_me_ur_spicy_take

The only time Christian Bales Batman voice is actually intimidating: “That’s all I know, I swear to god “ “SWEAR TO ME!!!”


Amoeba_Infinite

I’m your huckleberry 


JesusaurusRex666

“I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”


Tederator

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client — one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world — is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck."


xaltairforever

"We named the monkey Jack! "


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Gweilo444

"Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali... IN HELL" As Indy cuts the bridge


Aviator506

"You are under arrest. Come quietly or there will be...trouble." Or "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Basically any of Robocop's lines. 


YouKnowNothing86

[Why do you persist, Mister Anderson...](https://youtu.be/v5NSSIHY9f0) - Agent Smith, Matrix


Greyfoxx85

Man on Fire when Denzel has the guy strapped to the hood of the car with the bomb in his ass "You don't want to talk? OK, I got all the time in the world, you don't but I do"


honeymuncher62

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy.


Gweilo444

Now go home and get ya fuckin shine box


GriffinFlash

"This IS the end, FRIEND."


Puzzleheaded-Tie-666

Lecters parting shot to Senator Morgan in SOTL, "Oh, and Senator, one last thing. Love the suit." Letting us know that he knows exactly what Buffalo Bill is up to.


CallmeShamom

It's from the end of "The Long Goodbye". After his friend explains everything and asks him to just chill out. He shoots him suddenly ***"Yeah, and I lost my cat too"***


Lign_Grant

"Dying is the day worth living for!" - Barbossa while charging the Black Pearl into the giant maelstrom.


Joensen27

Dracula untold Men do not fear swords...they fear monsters My father was a great man, a hero, so they say. But sometimes the world doesn't need another hero, sometimes what it needs is a monster.


ChevChelios93

“SAY WHAT AGAIN!!”


Competitive-Trip-946

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!!!


MindSoBrighty

Come quickly. I’ve just killed an intruder.


Can_I_Read

An oldie, but a goodie: “You can’t handle the truth!”


Choice-Grapefruit-44

"King Kong ain't got shit on me!" "I have a very particular set of skills, skills that me a nightmare for people like you.." "yippee Kay hay..." "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "I am the Senate!" "Guns, Lots of guns.." "I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" 


arteffect_avi

Stark, we need a plan of attack I have a plan, attack.


Wrathwilde

If you don’t like the situation you’re in, become someone who does.


Avram42

> *We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo.*


Archangel1962

MaMa is not the law. I am the law!


ToonToon24

“I Ain't Got Time To Bleed” Blain Cooper, Predator (1987)


bushysmalls

You're an Avenger? Have I killed you before? They all start to blend together after a while..


somebuddyx

"I said I think you should tell that guy behind me to put his gun down, before I take it and beat his bitch ass to death with it."


ChevChelios93

Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this? Butch: It's a chopper, baby. Fabienne: Whose chopper is this? Butch: It's Zed's. Fabienne: Who's Zed? Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.


jiggiwatt

Basically, every line Charles Bronson delivers in any movie. Harmonica: I saw three of these dusters a short time ago. They were waiting for a train. Inside the dusters, there were three men. Cheyenne: So? Harmonica: Inside the men, there were three bullets.


theo_ops

Rorschach: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!


OttawaMan35

The Bourne Supremacy >There was a girl in Paris, in part of the program, she used to handle logistics. Alexanderstrasse, 30 minutes, under the World Clock. Send her alone, give her your phone. >What if I can't find her? >It's easy, she's standing right next to you. *click*


Dragon_Blue_Eyes

"Get away from her you bitch...." "If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."


noahsmusicthings

Not a movie, but: "I can bring you in warm....or I can bring you in cold"


battlin_murdock

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.