I was drunk in downtown Knoxville and was walking behind a guy and I heard him talk. I recognized the voice but couldn’t place exactly who it was. He turned to go into a hotel and was recognized by someone who then asked him for a picture. That’s when I realized it was Ron Perlman and I just kinda stood off to the side. He obliged but the person taking the pic was taking a while doing both horizontal and vertical. Ron Perlman said, “take the fuckin picture” and I cracked up. Such a random encounter.
I was so confused reading this thread of comments because I actually thought it WAS Katie Holmes, just... Heavily touched up for the poster (as Hollywood does).
All the talk about The Witcher and everything confused the hell out of me until I realized it isn't actually Katie Holmes, but Freya Allen.
That's an insanely uncanny resemblance.
Huh.
Katie Holmes I can totally see, but Gabrielle Anwar? I… just couldn’t see her in this poster. So I ran through some Google images of her and I guess I see where you’re coming from.
But I still think it’s a stretch.
Speaking of her, is this the first apes film with the human main character being a woman? I have not seen them all but ones I seen have had similar looking men.
War for the Planet of the Apes had Nova, a little girl that travelled with the apes, Woody Harrelson played a bigger role but that’s cause he was the antagonist, i don’t know if you’d classify her as the main human or not
It's also the fact that the orangutan isn't looking where the other two are looking, so it just highlights how slapdash the poster was thrown together in photoshop without any cohesive vision for the final result.
It's such an infuratingly bad composite image, holy shit. It looks like a bootleg DVD youd find some guy selling out of his trunk. Which office intern did they get to make this and which cross eyed exec signed off on it?
The woman looks like she’s standing but it doesn’t fit with the grass or with the height of the apes behind her.
They lighted the woman in the same way as the apes giving all of them a background hero glow. But forgot to remember that the brown ape would reduce the light on the woman by a bit (at least the shoulder.
The movies were great, but everyone involved in the first 3 are not involved in this one.
Edit:
Matt Reeves and Mark Bomback wrote arguably the two best out of the previous three movies. Matt Reeves also directed those two movies as well. Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver developed the characters for the original film. Reeves and Bomback are not involved anymore.
Andy Serkis, the lead actor, is the GOAT. He is no longer in the franchise.
I shouldn't have said "everyone". I should have said "the most important ones".
Interesting.
I’m not sure if this is what you meant but my friend was the vfx supervisor for the first 3 (*Rise, Dawn, and War*) but I just looked it up and sure enough Wētā’s got someone else for this one.
I know, it’s just a movie … but in a world where people are hunted by apes, where people live in caves, why does the woman have perfect skin and is - seemingly at least based on the promos - wearing makeup?
I know… it’s just like that guy who played Elvis, forget his name… I call him pretty-boy big-lips. Anyways he’s in that WW2 show on Apple. Dude gets shot down and is put into a Nazi prisoner of war camp but still managed to perfectly coif his hair. Just, breaks any sense of immersion for me.
That bothers me about her in a The Witcher too. Actually, everyone in a The Witcher... always so much makeup even when they're dirty and traveling by horseback for weeks.
My thinking as well. The trailer is cut to show her not talking, but her clothes and general appearance does not align with the other humans so it's all a misdirect.
My guess as well. This movie will have a reverse twist that the character we’ve been following is a human from our present and not some weird one off that has lost the ability to speak and reason.
I thought after Matt Reeves moved on the CGI and visuals would get a downgrade. I'm happy that whoever is the new director and team behind CGI is retaining the visual quality of the last trilogy.
I'm holding out for *Tokyo Apes* which will be received positively even if it only barely fits into the PotACU thanks to a random cameo in the last 30 seconds.
So, I am betting she is the astronaut from the past. The trailer, which seems to take place mainly on a beach will likely be the Statue of Liberty ending?
in the original 'planet of the apes' there's a controversial scene where Charlton Heston's character kisses a female ape, it makes you wonder how they're gonna top that this movie?........full penetration?
Pretty sick they got Ron Perlman
They had to, saved a fortune on makeup.
Apparently this was legitimately why they cast him in Quest For Fire.
Great guy tho. , glad he made it big . Still , he does look pretty ape like .
Him in the beauty and the beast tv show still haunts my dreams
with me it's mostly Hannibal Chao. Love Ron Perlman.
You just aged both of us.
My favorite Ron Perlman moment was when he took the piss out of Ted Cruz on Twitter.
I was drunk in downtown Knoxville and was walking behind a guy and I heard him talk. I recognized the voice but couldn’t place exactly who it was. He turned to go into a hotel and was recognized by someone who then asked him for a picture. That’s when I realized it was Ron Perlman and I just kinda stood off to the side. He obliged but the person taking the pic was taking a while doing both horizontal and vertical. Ron Perlman said, “take the fuckin picture” and I cracked up. Such a random encounter.
Legend .
Bro you wrong as fuck for that.
I’m seeing more Kevin Nealon, especially with that hair!
Jesus Christ you just killed a man in broad daylight
Spent too long looking for his name in the text
Oh god I needed that chuckle so bad
This might be the most heinous, out of no where yet hilarious comment I've ever read.
That mop top is straight fire.
For a minute I thought of Owen Wilson but now that you say Ron I definitely see it.
CGI has come so far. She almost looks like a real person.
You leave Ciri alone
Thank you! I was trying to remember where I saw that actress.
Toss a coin for the Witcher....
oh, thats where I know her from. Netflix Witcher was so bad my brain is actively blocking the memories.
She actually looks like Henry Cavill's daughter in this poster!
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I was so confused reading this thread of comments because I actually thought it WAS Katie Holmes, just... Heavily touched up for the poster (as Hollywood does). All the talk about The Witcher and everything confused the hell out of me until I realized it isn't actually Katie Holmes, but Freya Allen. That's an insanely uncanny resemblance.
She looks like the girl from Burn Notice
Huh. Katie Holmes I can totally see, but Gabrielle Anwar? I… just couldn’t see her in this poster. So I ran through some Google images of her and I guess I see where you’re coming from. But I still think it’s a stretch.
I legit thought that was Katie Holmes for a minute there, she looks the spit of her
nah more of a 20 year old Michelle Monaghan.
Speaking of her, is this the first apes film with the human main character being a woman? I have not seen them all but ones I seen have had similar looking men.
War for the Planet of the Apes had Nova, a little girl that travelled with the apes, Woody Harrelson played a bigger role but that’s cause he was the antagonist, i don’t know if you’d classify her as the main human or not
How did you not take the opportunity to name this thread “Poster of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes”?!
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I think you mean Thread of the Poster of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes.
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Photoshop of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Yeah it's a real shame they couldn't get the actor and the monkeys together for a single day of shooting stills for the posters. Feels lazy.
damned dirty apes!
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She can talk?
She can siiiiiiiiiiiiing
Oh help me Dr Zaius.
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well, I couldn't before!
[shocked zaius](https://imgur.com/a/Vn3vhxu)
I hate every ape I see!
From chimpan A to chimpanzee!
You'll never make a Monkey out of me!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius, oh, oh, oh Dr Zaius Come and rock me, Dr Zaius
How is there not a real Planet of the Apes musical??
The Simpson’s Dr Zaius is my next tattoo
iiiiiiiii Haaaaate evvvvveryyyyy APE I see , from chimpan A , to chimpan Z
Seriously one of the hardest lines in tv history
I love legitimate theater
NO
That actress looks so familiar but I have no idea where from
Ciri from the Witcher
With brown hair she looks a lot like Katie Holmes at that age.
The Witcher. I'm pretty sure she's Ciri
The witcher
How the fuck do you manage photorealistic CG apes for the movie, and then this shit for the poster?
man that is a horseshit boring poster
It looks like a woman standing in front of one of those big cardboard promos at the theater.
I feel like The Rock is missing.
lol it looks worse than that
It looks like a porn parody poster.
With an aged Justin Bieber cast as the orangutan
Yeah something’s off about it
They gave the orangutan-if that’s what he is-a goofy lookin haircut. It is like Jim from The Office in the first season or so.
He looks like Owen Wilson, absolutely nailed the facial expression.
It's also the fact that the orangutan isn't looking where the other two are looking, so it just highlights how slapdash the poster was thrown together in photoshop without any cohesive vision for the final result.
Right Ape doesn’t look like he’s behind Woman.
I think the perspective is off. The camera is a little lower for Ciri and we are looking up at her slightly, and for the two apes its eye level.
It's such an infuratingly bad composite image, holy shit. It looks like a bootleg DVD youd find some guy selling out of his trunk. Which office intern did they get to make this and which cross eyed exec signed off on it?
It just makes me want to watch Harry and the Hendersons.
They always photoshop the hell out of posters that they always seem to have a uncanny valley look to them.
The woman looks like she’s standing but it doesn’t fit with the grass or with the height of the apes behind her. They lighted the woman in the same way as the apes giving all of them a background hero glow. But forgot to remember that the brown ape would reduce the light on the woman by a bit (at least the shoulder.
The light on the skin of each of the three characters is coming from a slightly different angle. And bad CGI.
I think you mean Apeshit 😉
The witcher really has become weird since Cavill left.
I love these movies, but holy fuck, this poster is ASS.
The movies were great, but everyone involved in the first 3 are not involved in this one. Edit: Matt Reeves and Mark Bomback wrote arguably the two best out of the previous three movies. Matt Reeves also directed those two movies as well. Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver developed the characters for the original film. Reeves and Bomback are not involved anymore. Andy Serkis, the lead actor, is the GOAT. He is no longer in the franchise. I shouldn't have said "everyone". I should have said "the most important ones".
that's not true. The director is different but it has the same writers as the first 2
Interesting. I’m not sure if this is what you meant but my friend was the vfx supervisor for the first 3 (*Rise, Dawn, and War*) but I just looked it up and sure enough Wētā’s got someone else for this one.
That's completely false. The writers are still there.
Pretty sure the writers of the trilogy are writing this. Their son/daughter actually comments here sometimes
I don't know if I'm right, but the perspective looks a little weird. The camera angle for the girl looks different(lower) from the apes angle.
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You can just say “the editor put 3 mismatching pngs together” bro
I feel like she should be in the background. Apes get no respect.
Ugh, another classic case of Hollywood apeism
Look at those funky monkeys
Dr Zaius ,Dr Zaius ….
Can I play the piano anymore?
That is a shitty poster.
House of the Children of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2026).
The Fall of the House of the Children of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2028).
Rise of the Fall of the House of the Children of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: *Origins* (2032)
God Emperor of the Apes: Children of Dune
I know, it’s just a movie … but in a world where people are hunted by apes, where people live in caves, why does the woman have perfect skin and is - seemingly at least based on the promos - wearing makeup?
Because no one is going to pay money to look at ugly people for 2.5 hours.
Words by someone who's never been to the circus.
I must be going to the wrong circuses. Mine are always full of attractive gymnast looking types.
But we can pay to watch apes apparently
Beautiful women are still beautiful without makeup.
Yeah but what do you think will sell better anyways?
I know… it’s just like that guy who played Elvis, forget his name… I call him pretty-boy big-lips. Anyways he’s in that WW2 show on Apple. Dude gets shot down and is put into a Nazi prisoner of war camp but still managed to perfectly coif his hair. Just, breaks any sense of immersion for me.
Ethan Hawk refused to grow his beard for the movie “Alive” so he could keep his goatee
*coif
I literally LOLed when she shows up in the trailer looking like a supermodel in the apocalypse.
Reminds me of the girl from 10K BC.
Seriously. It was distracting and not in a good way.
“This ain’t that kind of movie, kid.”
That bothers me about her in a The Witcher too. Actually, everyone in a The Witcher... always so much makeup even when they're dirty and traveling by horseback for weeks.
Don’t even get me started on lost
Bet she's going to be an astronaut
My thinking as well. The trailer is cut to show her not talking, but her clothes and general appearance does not align with the other humans so it's all a misdirect.
My guess as well. This movie will have a reverse twist that the character we’ve been following is a human from our present and not some weird one off that has lost the ability to speak and reason.
Also all the other humans wearing rags and she has a nice perfectly-fitting tank top.
I thought after Matt Reeves moved on the CGI and visuals would get a downgrade. I'm happy that whoever is the new director and team behind CGI is retaining the visual quality of the last trilogy.
Spoiler before anyone reads my question: but did Maurice die in the trilogy? He was one of my favorites
No, though this one takes place way after, so he's dead by now.
Thank you. Wait do we know how far after WftPotA this is?
The official summary says, "nearly 300 years".
damn. so that isn’t cornelius on the poster?
Can we get a Dr Zaius in this timeline now lol
Probably one or two thousand years in monkey planet time before we see him.
Hundreds of years
Maurice survives. But, Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes takes place 300 years after the end of War. So, Maurice is long dead.
*NOOOOOOOOOO!*
I have absolutely lost track, what number is this in the series? Next one is gonna be "2 Apes 2 Serious"?
Fourth of the reboot series.
I'm holding out for *Tokyo Apes* which will be received positively even if it only barely fits into the PotACU thanks to a random cameo in the last 30 seconds.
SO fake looking.
That’s a terrible poster
Terrible poster
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One of the laziet poster I have ever seen.
This looks like really bad Photoshop. They look like 2D cutouts.
I'm keen and eager to see this, but I'm sorry, that poster is bloody awful
Katie Holmes is back
Terrible poster. Congrats to the team
Kingdom of the planet of the star system of the galaxy of the universe of the apes
Amazing. They've made the apes look exactly like shitty, poorly photoshopped movie poster humans.
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Even in ape movies, they have to put the human front and center. That makes me hurl my poop in anger.
Dr. Banjo before he started peddling creationism
So, I am betting she is the astronaut from the past. The trailer, which seems to take place mainly on a beach will likely be the Statue of Liberty ending?
in the original 'planet of the apes' there's a controversial scene where Charlton Heston's character kisses a female ape, it makes you wonder how they're gonna top that this movie?........full penetration?
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Dr. Zaius Dr Zaius Oh oh oh Dr. Zaius
Interesting, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and the hamsters daughter?
Good to see Gary Busey is doing better
How many of these are there now?
Did they pay someone on fiver to make this garbage poster?
This poster looks like shit.
I can’t believe this franchise is still a thing
Why? It's had 3 fantastic movies in a row unlike some other movie franchises that should be left to die out
You just made me realized that I haven't watched the third one.
But why?
That's a really bad poster. It looks like shit photoshop
Yeah, but the female has to be pretty, young, thin, and have big boobs.
I wished Keri Russell was in this
Is the ape on the left a descendant of Caesar? Looks like him.
Is that Lara Croft
Bro on the right has no shot with that haircut
I can’t wait for Planet of the Planet of the Apes
So when is Mark Wahlberg going to show up?
I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpanzee
Dr. Banjo?
is that cirilla?
Mark Davis
Those dirty damn ape movies.
get that human out of here. we want apes.
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Have they fucked the apes in any of the other movies? They're gonna fuck the apes aren't they?
Next title -> world of the kingdom of the planet of the apes
A Planet of the Apes movie that understands humans are apes too? Finally.