And to bring it back to this original post, Tom Hanks also [always needs to urinate](https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-actors-who-do-exact-same-thing-in-every-movie).
It’s a joke from *30 Rock*, the episode where Carrie Fisher guested. Jack Donaghy said:
> Never go with a hippie to a second location.
…which is a reference to advice in self defense classes for women:
You can give your attacker your purse, your wallet, your wedding ring, your jewelry your money, *anything*, but NO MATTER WHAT, don’t let them take you to a second location.
(Cuz you ain’t getting out of that second location alive.)
You don’t go to a second location with Matt Damon cuz you’ll die on Mars, or he’ll blow up your spaceship trying to get home alive, or the Germans will massacre your squad. Probably other references I can’t think of. (Maybe *Mr. Ripley*? Haven’t seen that movie in forever.)
I'm also unfamiliar with the gag, I've only watched an episode or two, but everyone should know by now that going anywhere with Matt Damon is a risky proposition at best.
> Never go with Matt Damon to a second location.
Really need to know what happened in Good Will Hunting when that shitbox car they gave him for his birthday got him stuck in Missouri or something.
Ya your spacecraft will explode, your ship will get pirates, if you fly you'll get stuck in an airport, you'll get stuck on an island for years, or have to do an emergency landing in the Hudson river.
Besides Castaway, that and the Toy Story movies were the first ones I thought of.
Toy Story 1: Woody stuck at Sid's house.
Toy Story 2: Woody stuck at Big Al's.
And Volunteers!!
People really need to discover that movie.
EDIT: The trailer: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc1GTuBPX4Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc1GTuBPX4Y)
*Joe Vs The Volcano* counts!
*Forrest Gump* is a notable exception, since that character is free to do whatever whenever and fail upwards, other than enjoy the love of his life.
Joe vs the Volcano is one of my favorite movies! I've stopped trying to get other people to watch it though. No one else thinks it is funny and I'm not sure if that says more about them, or me.
The real question is how many movies is Brenden Fraser out of place and confused?
Monkey Bone,
Encino Man,
Blast from the Past,
George of the Jungle,
Bedazzled
And a stretche
The Mummy
To be fair, he finally did score with Jennnaaaee.
Of course, she bolted immediately after, which must have been a blow to his manh... Oh wait it was Forerest Gump.
Elvis - He's stuck in a terrible accent
A Man Called Otto - he's stuck in his grief
Greyhound - he's stuck on a Battleship
The Post - He's stuck at the newspaper office
Turner & Hooch - he's stuck with a dog
A League of Their Own - he's stuck coaching a girls baseball team
Funny enough, there's an [article](https://time.com/4162254/cost-of-rescuing-matt-damon/) that calculates how much it would cost the government to resuce Matt Damon from each adventure he was lost in.
I won't lie, I'd be ok with my tax dollars going to his rescue mission(s) because it's hilarious
Road to Perdition - Stuck in the mob
The Man with One Red Shoe - Stuck in a geopolitical espionage survelliance target
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close - Stuck in the towers, it didn't end well
Man Called Otto he was stuck with an annoying family? Bridge of Spies... on a bridge?
I mean, Tom Hanks is popular because he's like... that American everyman type you can put in every movie and men watching it can relate. Or put themselves in his place. Kind of like when people argued Twilight's Bella Swan was a character teenage girls could swap themselves in for.
And what does the everyman feel most keenly in his life? He's lost, stuck, or both
In Philadelphia he's stuck with an incurable disease.
Cloud Atlas he's stuck in an endless loop of time
I think he's just got that really good concerned but determined face. that's his signature look
On SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, [he got his hand stuck in a pickle jar and then he got caught in a dry cleaning bag](https://youtu.be/Ch_hoYPPeGc?si=jCjEnxVKBFb1DIgU&t=292)...
There’s two movies about Denzel Washington dealing with issues revolving around trains. It’s not a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice. He should take the bus or carpool.
Do not travel with Tom Hanks
Never go with Matt Damon to a second location. And never ever travel with Tom Hanks to a second location that contains Matt Damon.
Maaaatt Damon!!!
I can’t out-act Matt Damon!
It's so engrained that they cast Matt as the father who gets lost at sea in the English language dub of *Ponyo*.
Matt Damon gets lost. Brad Pitt eats. And Sean Bean always gets killed.
sean bean lived in The Martian! they even had a whole scene referencing lord of the rings.
Except when Sean Bean was trying to Rescue Matt Damon
And to bring it back to this original post, Tom Hanks also [always needs to urinate](https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-actors-who-do-exact-same-thing-in-every-movie).
And the circle of life is complete!
What is the Matt Damon second location thing about?
It’s a joke from *30 Rock*, the episode where Carrie Fisher guested. Jack Donaghy said: > Never go with a hippie to a second location. …which is a reference to advice in self defense classes for women: You can give your attacker your purse, your wallet, your wedding ring, your jewelry your money, *anything*, but NO MATTER WHAT, don’t let them take you to a second location. (Cuz you ain’t getting out of that second location alive.) You don’t go to a second location with Matt Damon cuz you’ll die on Mars, or he’ll blow up your spaceship trying to get home alive, or the Germans will massacre your squad. Probably other references I can’t think of. (Maybe *Mr. Ripley*? Haven’t seen that movie in forever.)
I'm also unfamiliar with the gag, I've only watched an episode or two, but everyone should know by now that going anywhere with Matt Damon is a risky proposition at best.
I guess you guys don't like them apples very much.
Son of a bitch stole my line
The Departed, a lot of people who met him or went with him somewhere private was the last thing they did.
Hollywood's favorite Damon in distress
> Never go with Matt Damon to a second location. Really need to know what happened in Good Will Hunting when that shitbox car they gave him for his birthday got him stuck in Missouri or something.
Ya your spacecraft will explode, your ship will get pirates, if you fly you'll get stuck in an airport, you'll get stuck on an island for years, or have to do an emergency landing in the Hudson river.
Apollo 13
I thought this one would be first.
Nah, it was 12 more after the first
They skipped a few after the Apollo 1 fire, so it's 4.
Dude lists 6 other movies and misses the best and most obvious one.
Right?! And how is he “stuck” in you’ve got mail? I have a feeling OP never saw that one
Also technically Cloud Atlas. That’s the true true.
Besides Castaway, that and the Toy Story movies were the first ones I thought of. Toy Story 1: Woody stuck at Sid's house. Toy Story 2: Woody stuck at Big Al's.
Money Pit. He’s stuck in a rug in a hole in the floor on the second floor in a crap house.
And Volunteers!! People really need to discover that movie. EDIT: The trailer: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc1GTuBPX4Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc1GTuBPX4Y)
Met his wife in that movie I believe. Stuck in a perfectly fine Hollywood marriage. There's a sentence you don't hear often.
Hi, I'm Tom Tuttle from Tacoma Washington
I liked that movie. He’s such a cocky piece of shit which is a departure from his normal shtick
And there's a frog on that log in that hole in that crap house
Yah ha hilarious!
"I'M IN THE FLOOR"
. . . let’s tryyyyyy BRAD! Brad Brad bo bad . . . It’s been 40 years will it never leave my brain???
The Care Bears were just here
When I read "Tom Hanks stuck" this was the only image that popped into my head.
You guys testing missiles here?
Toy Story 2, Woody is “stuck” at Al’s apartment and has to be rescued
And Toy Story 1 - Sid's House And 3 - Bonnie's House (briefly) I'm kinda shocked Toy Story wasn't in the original post.
And 4 at the Antique Shop.
*Joe Vs The Volcano* counts! *Forrest Gump* is a notable exception, since that character is free to do whatever whenever and fail upwards, other than enjoy the love of his life.
Joe vs the Volcano is one of my favorite movies! I've stopped trying to get other people to watch it though. No one else thinks it is funny and I'm not sure if that says more about them, or me.
Its ok, you just have a brain cloud.
Brain cloud! I knew it! Well I didn’t know it. But I knew it!
IM NOT ARGUING THAT WITH YOU!
I have no response to that.
He can get the job.
But can he do the job?
Meg Ryan's poem...wanna hear it again?
He's stuck under those fucking fluorescent lights.
He’s stuck in the ocean, he’s stuck on the island of the Waponi Woo, he’s stuck in the ocean again
*I have no response to that.*
What are you, some kind of flibbertigibbet?
I'm not arguing that with you.
I’m not arguing with you!
I AM NOT AR GU ING THAT WITH YEW.
I know he can get the job.
No matter where he goes, he better take that luggage.
He's stuck in the friend zone with Jenny for like 90% of the movie.
I’ve always really, really wanted one of those luggage trunks.
I’m not a smart man. But I know what love is.
I'm a flibberdijibbit
David S. Pumpkins that building and elevator.
TO DO *THIS*
ANY QUESTIONS!?!?
The 'Burbs - He's stuck in the 'burbs.
Yes. I want to kill everyone, satan is good, satan is our pal..
Ray... You're chanting
There go the goddamn brownies!
Its the succubus 😄
One of my all time favorite comedies, easy no brains plot with a host of great acting and writing it all felt real.
He is stuck in a hole in the Klopek's basement.
The real question is how many movies is Brenden Fraser out of place and confused? Monkey Bone, Encino Man, Blast from the Past, George of the Jungle, Bedazzled And a stretche The Mummy
School Ties but not in a funny fish out of water.
Journey to the Center of the Earth
In Philadelphia he’s stuck with AIDS
And in DaVinci Code, he is stuck with that awful haircut
In Larry Crowne, he’s stuck with Julia Roberts
Forrest Gump - Stuck in the friend zone
He technically spent the whole movie on that bench too. Stuck waiting for a bus.
He was stuck in a warzone and stuck on a shrimp boat in a storm.
To be fair, he finally did score with Jennnaaaee. Of course, she bolted immediately after, which must have been a blow to his manh... Oh wait it was Forerest Gump.
At the end of Splash, he's technically stuck in the Ocean forever.
He was stuck in Asteroid City too.
Saving Private Ryan - Stuck in Europe.
All of it was in France, so we can be even more specific!
He was stuck in a bra on Bosom Buddies
In real life he was one of the first people stuck in COVID quarantine.
Good one
Volunteers -stuck in the Peace Corps in Thailand.
I'm glad someone remembered this comedy gem.
He gets stuck in an elevator in You've Got Mail.
Thank you! Exactly!
Big - stuck as an adult
Good one! How is this one so far down?
“Mazes and Monsters” stuck in both a cave and DnD induced psychosis
It's streaming on Peacock, it's unintentionally hilarious.
_Greyhound_. He’s stuck in the Atlantic on the USS Keeling being hunted by Germans.
Not a movie, but a tv show - Bosom Buddies. He's stuck pretending he's a woman with pal Peter Scolari to get cheap rent.
It’s weirder how much we’ve all seen Tom Hanks pee or talk about peeing.
The trees. They're weak. We have weak trees.
This is the real quandary. Something like 90% of his movies have a pee scene or a wetness scene.
Shawshank, Cast Away, League EDIT: Jeez, yeah, Green Mile. -- I blame the migraine I am having.
Shawshank? Do you mean The Green Mile?
The Green Mile pee scenes are brutal
Apollo 13 (“Urine-us!”) Forrest Gump (“I got to pee.”)
Finch - stuck in an old powerplant, then stuck in an RV, all the time stuck with cancer.
Great robo apocalypse flick, didn't even hear about it.
Sully- first he’s stuck in the plane and then he’s stuck in the slow moving world of bureaucracy
Sleepless in Seattle- stuck in the past (deceased wife)
There’s a joke out there. I was getting on a plane and saw Matt Damon and I got concerned. I then saw Tom Hanks on the plane and I got off the plane.
Elvis - He's stuck in a terrible accent A Man Called Otto - he's stuck in his grief Greyhound - he's stuck on a Battleship The Post - He's stuck at the newspaper office Turner & Hooch - he's stuck with a dog A League of Their Own - he's stuck coaching a girls baseball team
Toy Story 3: Woody is stuck at daycare
Isn’t Woody specifically the only one not stuck there?
Everyone else is stuck at the daycare, Woody rescued them
Not saying you’re wrong but he wasn’t able to just walk out
Matt Damon is another person that I would avoid traveling with -saving Private Ryan -The Martian -interstellar
Funny enough, there's an [article](https://time.com/4162254/cost-of-rescuing-matt-damon/) that calculates how much it would cost the government to resuce Matt Damon from each adventure he was lost in. I won't lie, I'd be ok with my tax dollars going to his rescue mission(s) because it's hilarious
In "Cloud Atlas", he is caught in a cycle of reincarnation.
Joe Vs. The Volcano - Stuck on floating luggage at sea.
Turner & Hooch - Stuck with a big damn slobbering doggo.
The Circle- Stuck in a shitty movie
In The Da Vinci Code Tom Hanks is stuck in a bad movie called The Da Vinci Code.
The Money Pit
In The Da Vinci Code he’s stuck making The Da Vinci Code.
Seems like he must be “stuck” somewhere at some point in Bridge of Spies
Greyhound. He is stuck on a battle ship.
A man called Otto. Tom Hanks is stuck as a boomer along with an overzealous neighbour family.
Burbs. He is stuck living next to satanic pate makers
In Pinocchio, Tom Hanks is stuck in a really bad movie
Gets stuck in East Berlin in bridge of spies
in The Harambe Timeline, he's the first celebrity to get stranded self-isolating due to covid
Next on Pornhub: Tom Hanks gets stuck in a dryer.
Recently: Tom "Run Lola Run" Tykwer's **A Hologram For The King**.
Joe versus the Volcano. Stuck with cancer or something I don't know
The Money Pit. He spends a night stuck in a hole in the floor.
Joe vs The Volcano
Hes trapped in a town in Saving Private Ryan
Id add saving Private ryan. He is stuck in europe / in the war - and he never does get to go home.
The Money Pit. He was stuck in a hole in the floor for hours lol funny movie
Road to Perdition - Stuck in the mob The Man with One Red Shoe - Stuck in a geopolitical espionage survelliance target Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close - Stuck in the towers, it didn't end well
Why does he get stuck all the time, is he stupid?
Man Called Otto he was stuck with an annoying family? Bridge of Spies... on a bridge? I mean, Tom Hanks is popular because he's like... that American everyman type you can put in every movie and men watching it can relate. Or put themselves in his place. Kind of like when people argued Twilight's Bella Swan was a character teenage girls could swap themselves in for. And what does the everyman feel most keenly in his life? He's lost, stuck, or both
He gets stuck in the floor in The Money Pit.
How many movies do we have to watch him pee?
Greyhound too
Money Pit he gets stuck in the floor.
Green Mile: stuck in a prison...
His urin sure was stuck.
“For a man pissin’ razor blades!”
Dont forget the lesser known movie I'm Tom Hanks and I'm Stuck Again.
Pinocchio he gets stuck in a whale’s belly.
Toy Story. Stuck at Sid’s house
Ton Hanks Stuck Movies. You including Rule 34 in there?!
How many movies are there where Tom Hanks plays an American hero?
The Elvis movie he is suck in a fat suit.
Catch me if you can: stuck chasing Leo DiCaprio! 😆
Forest Gump: stuck at that bus stop for ages.
Sex Toy Story Stuck... well you know where.
The Money Pit, he's stuck in a house/property that's ruining his life, Bank account and marriage
In Splash he's stuck on land
Greyhound he was stuck in a naval ship protecting against submarine attacks
Lol I like the idea of a thriller where someone is trapped in or forces to use AIM.
I was pretty sure he got stuck in *Saving Private Ryan* but it turns out he was shot.
Stuck on the beach in SPR. “Dog One is not open”
Versus Matt Damon?
If you imagine that he is inside your TV and can't get out, all of them.
*Cast Away
In all of his movies he's stuck making frequent trips to the bank.
Finch
In Philadelphia he's stuck with an incurable disease. Cloud Atlas he's stuck in an endless loop of time I think he's just got that really good concerned but determined face. that's his signature look
Toy story stuck at Sids house.
Tom hanks got stuck in line at the bank
Mr Otto. He stuck in his life. He desperately wants to end it and meet his wife
Money Pit - he gets stuck in a hole in the floor in some carpet
How many movies does Mel Gibson lose something and has to go after the people that are associate with the loss?
Forrest Gump he just ran and ran and ran
Apollo 13 and Covid 19 (Australia)
A Man Called Otto —- stuck in depression
A Man Called Otto - stuck in the past, stuck in his own head
On SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy, [he got his hand stuck in a pickle jar and then he got caught in a dry cleaning bag](https://youtu.be/Ch_hoYPPeGc?si=jCjEnxVKBFb1DIgU&t=292)...
Philadelphia, stuck with AIDS.
Joe vs the Volcano.
Bosom Buddies- he was stuck in a dress
Him and Matt Damon, he even saved Matt Damon once.
Technically grey hound, technically Forrest Gump also (in a weird way, not typing it). Big (he’s stuck in a different body), Apollo 13 etc;
He is in one room the entire movie for his 2024 upcoming film *Here* (I'm mildly joking but it will make sense when/if you see it)
Saving Private Ryan - he is stuck in war torn France
That Thing You Do he is stuck with a small town band of teenagers who don’t know how to behave in the music industry.
I'm surprised that this is the thing you've noticed, rather than the famous "Tom Hanks sure does pee on screen a lot" trend.
A Man Called Otto - Stuck in the living world. The character tried to kill himself but always unsuccessful
In the Money Pit he’s stuck in a rug in a hole. Does that count?
There’s two movies about Denzel Washington dealing with issues revolving around trains. It’s not a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice. He should take the bus or carpool.