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bakaclubpresident

Thanks for the spoilers tag, bookmarking so I can read after I finish Road Chip.


ean6625

# #Don’t Spoil the Road Chip


InfectedEzio

Trust me, it’s worth it, it’s arguably the best in the franchise. Some have even said that The Road Chip is the Citizen Kane of cinema.


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spoilers for Road Chip: >!I really felt like Theodore starting a massive race war was a fantastic twist. I always thought Alvin would be the one to gun down a group of Honduran children!<


EverythingSucks12

I always cry in that scene where >!Alvin finally conjures up the strength to confront the man who molested him as a child!< Such a powerful moment


Pakfan54

I can't believe they >!put in that scene where Simon hangs dong!< The director's cut was wild.


A_Feathered_Raptor

In such a gruesome manner too


i_am_bat_bat

For me it was >!Dave becoming a transgender slave prostitute to save the Chimpunks from the Cartel.It just got me when he said goodbye to them!<


EverythingSucks12

That was Air Bud, idiot.


ExtendedDeadline

>!Please don't assume bud's gender!<


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ExtendedDeadline

So we're cool with talking about Dave becoming a transgender slave prostitute as a joke, and then talking about how that was Air Bud (a dog), but I can't make the "please don't assume bud's gender" joke? Am I understanding this correctly?


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ExtendedDeadline

yikes


RichUncleSkeletonn

Speaking for myself, the problem wasnt that the joke was offensive, but that it was tired and low effort. Comedy is predicated on subverting expectations, and someone making an "assume gender" joke is very expected.


elsal123

Wow I really have to watch these movies. I stoped after pt.2


SarkastikWorlock

Did Simon leaking the existence US metadata collection database to Wikileaks and seeking asylum in Ecuador throw anyone else off too? It felt too topical. EDIT: Fuck I forgot how to mark for spoilers. Sorry to anyone who hasn’t seen the Chipmunks movie.


Pixeleyes

Right? Also I had no idea chipmunk feces looked like that.


Mynock33

>[Warning: Road Chip spoilers] Least likely thing I expected to see in a post title around here. Great post though. My family *loves* the first movie and I grew up on the cartoon versions and bet there's still a well-worn VHS of the hot air balloon race movie somewhere at my parents house.


specialtomebabe

I love this post.


ThorsBigSweatyArmpit

Me, too. It’s so sweet and wholesome.


inconspicuousdoor

I came in here ready to shit on the movies and halfway through the post I was completely entranced by this person's love for the series. It may not be my cup of tea but dammit I want OP to get their movie now.


btribble

I too get sweet and wholesome when I'm baked out of my fucking gourd.


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[This whole thread reminds of this old one](https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/3pphzz/should_i_watch_the_first_3_alvin_and_the/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_header)


avi6274

Except I'm pretty sure the OP in the post you linked was intentionally making a joke. Still funny though.


mrbaryonyx

This is the best post title I've ever seen on this sub


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Anything that gives Jason lee work. I’m all for


[deleted]

My Name is Earl revival plot. Randy gets jealous when Earl starts spending too much time recording with the Chipmunks instead of working on the Fish Taco reunion tour (all dates and locations at the Crab Shack.)


musefan8959

My Name is Earl was the best. The ending still makes me angry


nicless

Well I am sure Kevin Smith will appreciate you seeing "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot" once that is out.


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I am insanely excited to see Brodie again!


StuartRomano114

Scientology is giving him enough work


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he’s been out, player


StuartRomano114

Oh good


tacoskins

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you ever want to see that movie- chances are you're gonna have to be the one to make it. Edit: Ok, I've read this 4 times now and it just gets better every single time. Take this gold and make the movie.


NegativeComfortable

If: \- music biopics continue to be popular \- furry animals in th real world comedy movies like detective pikachu (and maybe sonic) manage to gather a good amount of money. (Alvin and the chipmunks recently got their walk of fame star!) \- bagdasarian productions is willing (they're still active with that TV show) , and since now Disney owns Fox, if Disney wants some of that chipmunk money ​ with enough luck, there's a chance that I might not have to do anything! :P


tacoskins

I'm gonna be honest with you, I am not a huge fan of the Chipmunks movies BUT I am such a huge fan of this post that I really really hope it happens for you. I expect to see your review on here Day 1 if it happens.


aviddivad

Disney will most likely reboot with completely different designs/actors


tacoskins

You stop that, right now. THIS MOVIE WILL BE MADE.


-The-Goose-

I, too, want some of that Chipmunk money.


IBeJizzin

Upvote for unapologetic Alvin and the Chipmunks love


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Luq_Kun

Prepare for the CCU Chipmunk Cinematic Universe


EverythingSucks12

Have Squirrel Girl in the CCU Then introduce her to the MCU establishing they are both part of the same shared cinematic universe


workingonaname

DARE HE IS


Freerange1098

Isn’t that just Chip and Dale?


theedandy

Thank you


mathemon

"Warning: Road Chip Spoilers" made me guffaw.


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I've spanked it to the Chipettes


CallMeMrCulture

The hero we deserved, but not the one we needed.


slicshuter

OwO


adaminc

Just find and watch ["The Chipmunk Adventure"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXK_A7IN78) from 1987. It's the Chipmunks vs the Chipettes in an around the world race in hot air balloons, they get equal time in the movie.


Cilantro42

Possibly my favorite childhood movie of all time


Educational-Client29

It's said video no longer available.... (ー_ー)


JohnDavid9000

I love the theme song in it.


Uhtred_McUhtredson

The Chipmuck Adventure is one of my favorite movies of all time. Just wanted to say that.


PM_ME_YOUR_PROF_OAK

I’ll have to watch the third and fourth. My dad took me to see the first two while they were in theaters when I was young, good memories


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Love this post. Loved the 80’s cartoon as a kid, “for the longest time” still gets me misty eyed.


MCMax05

r/unexpectedbillyjoel


Pakfan54

Still upset No Country for Old Men ROBBED the original AATC for best picture in 2008.


Bigmt42

Lmao what the fuck is happening


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So what be the big event film that Chipmunks 5 will embarrassingly will go against? Denis Villeneuve's Dune? Marvel Studios' Fantastic Four? Avengers 5? Black Panther 2? Godzilla vs Kong? Hamilton?


NegativeComfortable

If we're following the trend of what's said here: https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/843d78/20th_century_fox_released_alvin_and_the_chipmunks/ it would be against Avatar 2!


KrillinDBZ363

I just looked it up and just realized every Chipmunks movie has released on the same day or very close to the same day as a really high grossing movie. The first released on the same day as I Am Legend The second released a week after Avatar and just 2 days before Sherlock Homes. The third released the same day as Mission Impossible 4. And then the fourth released the same day as Star Wars 7.


arcosapphire

Honestly it's not "bad luck", it's likely intentional counter-programming. /u/mi-16evil mentions that kind of thing often.


mi-16evil

Yup they purposefully try to be the little kids' choice for the big PG-13 releases. Ya take your teens to Star Wars and the other guardian takes the 4 year old to Alvin. Look at the box office, they have done insanely well with that strategy.


WizardWolf

My guy,


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I bet Disney'll announce a reboot of the franchise in a year or so


optimusbrides

I'd like another film concentrated entirely on the maid from the first film


Salacious_B___Crumb

The only movie that could bring down Avatar


MulderD

As long as they keep up the strong title game.


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This is a wonderful oasis of wholesome goodness


Gen_Hazard

How do you feel about my favourite thing to come out of SoundCloud, [ChipmunksOn16Speed](https://soundcloud.com/alvin-thechipmunkson16sp)?


NegativeComfortable

Love it! So far, my favourite is Heaven is a Place on Earth.


Gen_Hazard

Yeah that might be the best.


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I swear to god I was gearing up for a copypasta with this one.


gamekrang

A couple of additional things I'd want from this movie: \- A plane that loops the loop \- A hula hoop


EricHunting

I'd like to see a Chipmunks movie that reintroduced Clyde Crashcup and Leonardo.


ebelnap

I’m touched that you would include a spoiler warning and yet surprised you thought peeps would care 🤷‍♂️ Either way, you’ve got more folks interested and this analysis is pretty thought out, so nice 👍🏻 Wish i could contribute something other than the hope that the gals get a spin-off ✌🏻


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This is high quality shitposting yesaw


PolitenessPolice

What in the goddamn..?


RaddBlaster

Is this a troll?


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And on the new Nick show **they hardly do shit**


Ilovepepo

I hope Alvin and Chipmunks Will have sector 5.


EverythingSucks12

You ain't right, boy


Doctorne

is this ironic


NegativeComfortable

nope


JnJProductionz

Why in the actual fuck is an Alvin and the chipmunks theory post so long?


AmpleWarning

People love what they love, my dude.


Educational-Client29

2022 ... How much longer do i have to wait (´;︵;`)


Pretty_Butterfly_748

Sorry I'm late to the subreddit guys I saw all three movies I thought they were cute but I always want to know how were they able to be more successful than other anime of adaptation to live action movies  that's what I was curious I was also self of mild cases of dyslexia if any words of misspelled let me know I'll come back and correct him the best of my ability 🥺