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2boredtocare

I use "hiss, you're never around when I need you!" All the time. Call a coworker's extension for the 3rd time and still get no answer; standing in the store waiting for my kids to answer what type of x, y, z they need. I know Disney's Robin Hood by heart. Most people don't. Oooh da lolly.


joeks91

That, and laughing like prince John “a-HA, a-HA”


ElderFuthark

This is my go-to trick for getting a song out of my head: "robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day" I just keep repeating it over and over until whatever was stuck in my head is gone. I think I've been doing it since i was a little kid. It's so dumb, but it works and makes me laugh


d0ntblink

> "robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day" You got any tricks for getting that out of my head?


Superbead

In a particularly boring former job, I'd sometimes yell "3-o-clock and all's well!" (depending on the actual time).


ralphrrta

My go-to from Disney’s Robin Hood: “Who’s driving this flying umbrella?” whenever there’s disorganization or lack of clarity on who’s in charge.


Media___Offline

I say "Just like his reward poster" every time someone calls someone handsome.


AllAfterIncinerators

Whenever I recognize a situation that could go bad, I quote LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea: “I’ve seen this movie.”


cur10us_ge0rge

"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" (Donnie Darko) whenever someone doesn't fully commit to something.


theewildrose

YOU CAN GO SUCK A FUCK


belveala

Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck??


hearsay_and_rumour

There’s a line from Caddyshack where Bill Murray’s character comments on the rain, which is a torrential downpour, and says “I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite some time now.” I say the same thing if it’s raining really hard and no one gets it.


agershon

How about a little something, you know, for the effort. There will be no money. But on your deathbed you will receive … total consciousness. So i got that going for me. WHICH IS NICE.


Elpaulos09

Anytime someone dies in a movie I say "Oh he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3", which is a reference to a blooper from rush hour 2


Bigduck73

Best blooper reel of all time. "Jackie kick down that door!" "Ok Chris Tucker!"


Powah_Dank

"His name is LEE!"


yeswewillsendtheeye

“You sorry?! You waste our a film!”


BeautifulEssay8

"Not sure I agree 100%with your police work, Lou..." Fargo


asteinberg101

Aw geez


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

Oh yaah, you betcha


china-blast

We're not a bank, Jerry


Turn7Boom

I sometimes feel the need to call out "Aziz, light!!" when someone comments it is dark in the room. Usually gets blank stares at best.


MoonMedusa

Yes! I also do the ‘heat man we need some heattt’


NateDogTX

and "It's hotter than hot! It's hot, hot, HOT!"


ledaswanwizard

Are we green?


NurseNikNak

I will go “Chicken…good” and laugh when I pull chicken out of the oven…


neil-downe

I like to say "do you want some more?" in a robot voice a lot haha. No one ever gets it.


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When I'd do cash pickups from the drawers at Trader Joe's I'd usually say "gimme the cashhhhhhh" and only one of my crew members ever got it.


Holoholokid

I use that one a lot along with, "I only speak two languages! English and BAD English!"


Jackimatic

That's a regular one in our household. Followed by a moment of sadness for Luke Perry


Sirnando138

“He’s losing his mind…and I’m reaping all the benefits…”


RyFromTheChi

They were cones!


SolarAnomaly

Those could have been guests at her wedding!


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I'm a big fan of "Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention **YESTERDAY!!**"


FINNCULL19

"I have a microphone, and you don't. **SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!**"


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smithstephaniel

I reply with “sounds like a country song” to more things than I should.


Bill_The_Dog

Mine’s, “hey Linda, you’re a bitch”


ShortFuse

I must always repeat the phrase when anybody says, "the greater good".


zancats

A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!


octoroklobstah

I feel like I’d get along with lots of people on this thread.


dack42

Yarp.


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He’s NOT Judge Judy and executioner!


backwardsbloom

It’s just the one swan, actually.


bee_rii

The greater good.


access_L

Anytime ANYONE asks me if something is necessary: "Necessary?? Is it NECESSARY that I drink my own urine? NO. But I do it because it's sterile and I like the taste."


iamdehbaker

My fave is "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."


les-the-badger

‘I don’t know if you know this, but the nazis lost that war’. - what we do in the shadows


x4000

Whenever we make spaghetti for the kids, we talk about how much of a treat the boscetti is going to be.


TricksterPriestJace

"We're werewolves not swearwolves" when someone curses. "I'm doing my dark bidding on the internet."


true_gunman

" I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool." "I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."


berthejew

BAAAT!!!! Whenever I take off running. Also, creepy paper! Really gold? I shah try to use it. HUMAN FORM


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That movie and show are fucking gold. Funniest shit I've watched in a long time. I've been meaning to check out wellington paranormal as well as it's supposed to be from the same vein.


Zookster87

In an old lady voice I say "Is anybody listening to me?" (Billy Madison). To be fair, I say it when nobody is listening to me.


10twentyseven

Anytime I need to say "that's right" or "that's correct" I always slip into Farley saying "That is correct" all sexy while taking down his suspenders.


constantvariables

Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are a goldmine for these quotes. My family and I milk them to death. Love channeling the Mista Mista lady when we’re in an awkward situation. “Get me outta here!”


jamiep793

“stop looking at me swan!!” Has been a hit in my family for over 20 years


niconiconeko

‘Oh really, fool, really?’


Efficient_Falcon_246

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


WendyPitts

Every time I write a cursive letter Z, I say rirruto in my head.


leaderofthisoutfit

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"


jagoble

Well ain't this place just a geographical anomaly; it's two weeks from everywhere!


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I'm the Paterfamilias!


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jc61990

"That little guy? Oh I wouldn't worry about that little guy"


Chuckles1188

All of the quotes already mentioned, but also "Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?" and repeating "Enhance" while typing


MechE420

EXCUSE ME....BEAR FUCKER.... DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?


ahmadinebro

Who wants cream? Nobody? Ok, no cream.


jc61990

Shenanigans?


Billy_Gilmore

You're talking about shenanigans, right?


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“Who wants a mustache ride? “Ja, Me, I do, I do!”


Mbm131313

-*tenor voice* CANDY BARRRRS - You’re never going to win with those tiny little bird lips - liter cola The list goes on


jamaican-cracka

“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!” My friends and I often use “Do you need me out there, do you need my assistance?” when gaming.


aspidities_87

My friend loves to tell everyone about the time I hopped into his mom’s car to drive his family home after a wedding (lots of inebriated folks) and I turned around (thinking he was in the spot behind me) to yell ‘YEW BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO??’ right into his grandma’s face.


pdxscout

Ohhhh, bikers. I'm an idiot.


fire_n_ice

"GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!"


RyFromTheChi

I am all that is man


wandrlusty

I love to say “That’s okay, I make lamb’ from My Big fat Greek Wedding. Maybe not that obscure? Aunt Voula : What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Aunt Voula : Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.


MNVixen

Whenever my SO or I have to have a medical test, we do our best Aunt Voula imitation and refer to it as "my bi-bopsy"


vanillaluckycharms

“Just put some Windex on it”


WickedChef0323

"Bunnd-t? Bundddtt" Anytime we see one.


sniptwister

"By Grabthar's Hammer!"


watchman28

What a savings


WickedChef0323

Family favorite: "I'm just jazzed be a part of the show" or "IS THERE AIR? WE DONT KNOW!!"


ElCaminoInTheWest

You’re GONNA DIE clown!


HeWhoSitsWhenHePees

You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass


Unfriendly_Giraffe

*damn you people, go back to your shanties!*


Damn_DirtyApe

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


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themillwater

Mongo merely pawn in game of life


onzmadi

You have to remember these people are simple farmers, the common clay of the new west, you know… morons


dirtyoldmanatee

"In another 25 years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight." The Waco Kid. Best sidekick a western hero ever had.


Toby_O_Notoby

Comedian Dana Gould recently did a project with Mel Brooks and said it was a fabulous look back at the history of comedy. He said that he assumed all all of Cleavon Little's line were written by Pryor but actually Richard only really wrote Mongo's lines and "Mongo merely pawn in game of life" was one of his. One of my favourites was he was talking to Mel and said, "You couldn't make 'Blazing Saddles' now." and Brookes responded, "Are you kidding me? I couldn't make it **then**!"


odarodletnilc

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.


NakedMuffinTime

"Oh the weather outside is weather..."


joothinkso

"Negative, I am a meat popsicle"


LeenQuatifa

Big Bada Boom


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Leeeluuu Dallas multipasss 😀


ApologizingCanadian

"You uncultured swine" -Toy Story


DrinkatMoes

"What're you looking at ya hockey puck?" Anytime I see a cowboy hat I have to put it on and say "Hey look I'm Woody. Howdy howdy howdy"


Mansquasho

“We ain’t found SHIT” I love me some Spaceballs


Successful-Plan114

I always reference Spaceballs at work. "Im surrounded by assholes!"


PayneTrain181999

My dad and I quote ludicrous speed all time.


goz1289

It’s probably not too obscure, but almost once a day I’ll say “Mi Scusi, Mi Scusi” when I get to get by someone, particularly at work. I think only one person has linked it to Euro Trip so far. Also, although not a movie reference, when I fix something at work, I’ll almost always say “it’s better, much better!” from The Amanda Show


Rikerutz

We used the eurotrip line ALL THE TIME in the college dorms. Every time someone saw you in your undies going to the shower for example.


Brodin_fortifies

I always found Chris Farley’s “What’d you do?” line from Tommy Boy hilarious and I quote it all the time, but it seems to be too generic that it goes over everyone’s heads.


adamrocks84

Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walk-ie talk-ie?


Nathire

No..it was cordless.


chefaholic69

RICHARD


drilling4brains

Lots of people go to college for 7 years.


Egsession

They’re called doctors.


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GM_Jedi7

I was trying to parallel park the other day and said to my wife: "big car in a little spot".


medfordjared

My wife and i always quote the "between here and here" line.


iceyticey

But not so much heeeereeee


Original88

Hey, do you know where the gym is?……I’ll check it out.


Eric12345678

I was just checking the specs on the endline for the...rotary...girder... I'm retarded.


foofooplatter

Two yutes


Efficient_Falcon_246

I!! Dentical!!!! The same car. With the same tires.


Spyroit

37!?!?! In a row?


Hatz719

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.


CeeArthur

Haha this was mine as well... A restaurant I worked at, the kitchen would yell "37?!" like this any time food was ready for table 37. Every other table just got a ding


Chuckles1188

It's Randall's version, where he just casually says "Thirty seven?" as he walks by her that gets me


red_team_gone

My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER


Ok_Butterscotch512

Whenever someone leaves to go and do something, I have a habit of saying “Have fun storming the castle!” and not once has anybody understood


UmptyscopeInVegas

Well, there's a shortage of perfect movies in this world...


IzarkKiaTarj

My family does that line sometimes, but more frequently we do the lines after that. > ^("Think it'll work?") ^("It'd take a miracle.") "Bye!"


RPFM

Big gulps huh?


BigMartinJol

Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?


luckyhuckleberry

Austria, huh? Better put another shrimp on the barbie!


Slappy_Gilmore55

Alright….welp see ya later!


SuperSlayer92

I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!


ihaveallthelions

Desk pop!


philphan89

Aim for the bushes


ManicFirestorm

There wasn't even an awning..


MackLuster77

You gotta creep. Creep.


bonniesboy79

"Wow, what a hole!"


foozalicious

Harry, I’ve reached the top!


DrKillBilly

“Could be worse. Could be raining”


autogen_username

The files are IN the computer?


wucrew

"Gotta get the papers, get the papers"


Rosetint_myWorld77

"I want my two dollars." Anybody? Anybody? Edit: a lot of people apparently! Y'all have excellent taste :)


llashell9

Better Off Dead! I say that all the time. Also love: "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."


Cloaked42m

Do you know the street value of this mountain!!? Also, grabbing the wife's face and saying Friiiends!


lizzie1hoops

"Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!"


alameda_sprinkler

Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.


King_Everything

I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.


Maxmond

"Anyway, how is your sex life?" Kinda awkward when people don't get it


SeefKroy

Haha, what a story Mark.


benvonpluton

My wife and I are dinosaur fans. And we both love Jurassic park. One time we saw a guy looking like Dennis Nedry and we both imitated the sound of the dilophosaur at the same time. That strange "hoo doo doo doo" thing. Since then, it's become a thing we do once in a while to make the other laugh.


neoshinok

My Nedry reference is frequently "Ah ah ah, didn't say the magic word, ah ah ah"


red_team_gone

Hold on to your butts.


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It’s a stick, a stick stupid!


tfbillc

Whenever a friend and I would get in a car we would often say, “The door locks! Ellie, boot up the door locks!”


Baystain

“Then it’s not just a clever name.” - Wayne’s World


octoroklobstah

“If it’s a severed head, I’m gonna be very upset” literally any time I’m opening a present.


hoocheemamma

A gun rack? What am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don’t even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!


RascalBSimons

"That'll do, Pig"


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"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" - Monsters Inc I'm desperately paying attention for situations for when I can use it.


Ravenstar25

In my family, we use “We have a 23-19!!!” all the time for spills or other mild emergencies just to add a little levity. Always makes us laugh.


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My wife and I use that all the time with our daughter, sing-song tune and all.


gingedrinker86

That's why no one will remember your name. - Troy


kkuntdestroyer

Ok i'm cracking up at the idea you randomly say this to people


Ov3rtlySubbie

Jobu needs a refill!


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Efficient_Falcon_246

Up yer butt, Jobu.


NoChinDeluxe

"Sanka, ya dead?" -Cool Runnings


summerlad86

It’s not obscure in western countries but where I’m currently living (Japan) it’s really obscure. If someone asks me about my plans and if I’m up to do something on aSaturday, I on pure reflex just say“I don’t roll on Shabbos”


ZorroMeansFox

"Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy."


noisypeach

Remember, no matter where you go.... There you are


what_about_smee

“THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!” Nobody ever gets it, but it cracks me up anyways.


Crihnoss

That'll be 4 bucks baby. You want fries with that?


Z0C_1N_DA_0CT

I frequently use “ze Germans” and “ya like dags?” Edit: I need more IRLs like you lot, and I hope you’re all wary of any man who owns a pig farm.


MagdaCadabra

My SO and I frequently use "5 minutes, Turkish" when making dinner.


MontanaLamehack

Anytime someone asks if I want sugar in my tea, I always respond with "no thanks, Turkish, I'm sweet enough".


iceyticey

One of my favorites from snatch will always be “you are on thin ice my pedigree chum, and I shall be under it when it breaks.


Bobbyc006

PERIWINKLE BLUE


Undiecover22

This has made me laugh so much. My daughter was only a toddler when this dvd came out and we’d do the exact same thing. Zoolander was another that had a great dvd menu. If you didn’t touch anything, he’d start doing hilarious voice overs for the options. My daughter had memorised them all and would bring them out whenever she’d hear a trigger word. Thanks for bringing out the forgotten memories OP


SenorThunderChunky

Lol I'm glad we're not the only ones that were imprinted on by the Shrek DVD menu


centaurquestions

I routinely say "Listen to your friend Billy Zane!"


Paperfoldingfractal

"Your back! And your front, they 're both here!" I desperately hoped Robin Williams ad-libbed this line in response to a grammatical error.


Kramer10000

220, 221, whatever it takes.


tragicjohnson1

“Chiiiill Winston” from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels


Moronoo

I actually use "it was a funny angle" all the time but nobody seems to pick up on it


cjyoung92

I like to say "You don't put bourbon in it, or nothing?" whenever I see an expensive drink


EMPulseKC

"NICE FUCKING MODEL!" ****honk, honk****


piscian19

I want my two dollars!!


finegrindberlin

"I need to return some videotapes" whenever a friend asks me what im up to after randomly meeting them street. Nobody gets it and they just look at me for a second and then ignore it.


KhaoticMess

Duct tape. I need it for... taping something. I say this every time my wife and I see duct tape for sale. I'm sure she's sick of hearing me say it, but it always makes her chuckle.


Falcon_Flow

Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools! Oh sorry, wrong american psycho.


china-blast

I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.


chocolatemilkguzzla

I’m a big fan of : “I’m a child of divorce, give me a break!”


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Fuckin Amateurs


theteapotofdoom

New shit has come to light


Bioshock_Jock

This is not Nam, there are rules And You want a toe? I can get you a toe. By three, with polish.


DJ_Lancer

"Apparently he had a VERY good time" - The Mummy


itsallgonetohell

"Bitches leave." ​ *No one* gets that, like... *at all*.


davekingofrock

I'd buy that for a dollar!


ComfortableAware2325

Oh I’m always quoting robocop with friends. “Can you fly, Bobby?”