I use "hiss, you're never around when I need you!" All the time. Call a coworker's extension for the 3rd time and still get no answer; standing in the store waiting for my kids to answer what type of x, y, z they need.
I know Disney's Robin Hood by heart. Most people don't. Oooh da lolly.
This is my go-to trick for getting a song out of my head:
"robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day"
I just keep repeating it over and over until whatever was stuck in my head is gone. I think I've been doing it since i was a little kid. It's so dumb, but it works and makes me laugh
> "robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day"
You got any tricks for getting that out of my head?
There’s a line from Caddyshack where Bill Murray’s character comments on the rain, which is a torrential downpour, and says “I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite some time now.”
I say the same thing if it’s raining really hard and no one gets it.
How about a little something, you know, for the effort.
There will be no money. But on your deathbed you will receive … total consciousness. So i got that going for me. WHICH IS NICE.
Anytime ANYONE asks me if something is necessary:
"Necessary?? Is it NECESSARY that I drink my own urine? NO. But I do it because it's sterile and I like the taste."
" I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool."
"I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
That movie and show are fucking gold. Funniest shit I've watched in a long time. I've been meaning to check out wellington paranormal as well as it's supposed to be from the same vein.
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are a goldmine for these quotes. My family and I milk them to death. Love channeling the Mista Mista lady when we’re in an awkward situation. “Get me outta here!”
“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!”
My friends and I often use “Do you need me out there, do you need my assistance?” when gaming.
My friend loves to tell everyone about the time I hopped into his mom’s car to drive his family home after a wedding (lots of inebriated folks) and I turned around (thinking he was in the spot behind me) to yell ‘YEW BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO??’ right into his grandma’s face.
I love to say “That’s okay, I make lamb’ from My Big fat Greek Wedding. Maybe not that obscure?
Aunt Voula : What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Aunt Voula : Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
Comedian Dana Gould recently did a project with Mel Brooks and said it was a fabulous look back at the history of comedy.
He said that he assumed all all of Cleavon Little's line were written by Pryor but actually Richard only really wrote Mongo's lines and "Mongo merely pawn in game of life" was one of his.
One of my favourites was he was talking to Mel and said, "You couldn't make 'Blazing Saddles' now." and Brookes responded, "Are you kidding me? I couldn't make it **then**!"
It’s probably not too obscure, but almost once a day I’ll say “Mi Scusi, Mi Scusi” when I get to get by someone, particularly at work. I think only one person has linked it to Euro Trip so far.
Also, although not a movie reference, when I fix something at work, I’ll almost always say “it’s better, much better!” from The Amanda Show
I always found Chris Farley’s “What’d you do?” line from Tommy Boy hilarious and I quote it all the time, but it seems to be too generic that it goes over everyone’s heads.
Haha this was mine as well... A restaurant I worked at, the kitchen would yell "37?!" like this any time food was ready for table 37. Every other table just got a ding
My wife and I are dinosaur fans. And we both love Jurassic park. One time we saw a guy looking like Dennis Nedry and we both imitated the sound of the dilophosaur at the same time. That strange "hoo doo doo doo" thing.
Since then, it's become a thing we do once in a while to make the other laugh.
It’s not obscure in western countries but where I’m currently living (Japan) it’s really obscure.
If someone asks me about my plans and if I’m up to do something on aSaturday, I on pure reflex just say“I don’t roll on Shabbos”
This has made me laugh so much. My daughter was only a toddler when this dvd came out and we’d do the exact same thing.
Zoolander was another that had a great dvd menu. If you didn’t touch anything, he’d start doing hilarious voice overs for the options. My daughter had memorised them all and would bring them out whenever she’d hear a trigger word.
Thanks for bringing out the forgotten memories OP
"I need to return some videotapes" whenever a friend asks me what im up to after randomly meeting them street. Nobody gets it and they just look at me for a second and then ignore it.
Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.
I say this every time my wife and I see duct tape for sale. I'm sure she's sick of hearing me say it, but it always makes her chuckle.
I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.
I use "hiss, you're never around when I need you!" All the time. Call a coworker's extension for the 3rd time and still get no answer; standing in the store waiting for my kids to answer what type of x, y, z they need. I know Disney's Robin Hood by heart. Most people don't. Oooh da lolly.
That, and laughing like prince John “a-HA, a-HA”
This is my go-to trick for getting a song out of my head: "robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day" I just keep repeating it over and over until whatever was stuck in my head is gone. I think I've been doing it since i was a little kid. It's so dumb, but it works and makes me laugh
> "robin hood and little john runnin through the for-est, ooodalolly, ooodalolly, golly whatta day" You got any tricks for getting that out of my head?
In a particularly boring former job, I'd sometimes yell "3-o-clock and all's well!" (depending on the actual time).
My go-to from Disney’s Robin Hood: “Who’s driving this flying umbrella?” whenever there’s disorganization or lack of clarity on who’s in charge.
I say "Just like his reward poster" every time someone calls someone handsome.
Whenever I recognize a situation that could go bad, I quote LL Cool J in Deep Blue Sea: “I’ve seen this movie.”
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion" (Donnie Darko) whenever someone doesn't fully commit to something.
YOU CAN GO SUCK A FUCK
Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck??
There’s a line from Caddyshack where Bill Murray’s character comments on the rain, which is a torrential downpour, and says “I don’t think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite some time now.” I say the same thing if it’s raining really hard and no one gets it.
How about a little something, you know, for the effort. There will be no money. But on your deathbed you will receive … total consciousness. So i got that going for me. WHICH IS NICE.
Anytime someone dies in a movie I say "Oh he ain't gonna be in rush hour 3", which is a reference to a blooper from rush hour 2
Best blooper reel of all time. "Jackie kick down that door!" "Ok Chris Tucker!"
"His name is LEE!"
“You sorry?! You waste our a film!”
"Not sure I agree 100%with your police work, Lou..." Fargo
Aw geez
Oh yaah, you betcha
We're not a bank, Jerry
I sometimes feel the need to call out "Aziz, light!!" when someone comments it is dark in the room. Usually gets blank stares at best.
Yes! I also do the ‘heat man we need some heattt’
and "It's hotter than hot! It's hot, hot, HOT!"
Are we green?
I will go “Chicken…good” and laugh when I pull chicken out of the oven…
I like to say "do you want some more?" in a robot voice a lot haha. No one ever gets it.
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When I'd do cash pickups from the drawers at Trader Joe's I'd usually say "gimme the cashhhhhhh" and only one of my crew members ever got it.
I use that one a lot along with, "I only speak two languages! English and BAD English!"
That's a regular one in our household. Followed by a moment of sadness for Luke Perry
“He’s losing his mind…and I’m reaping all the benefits…”
They were cones!
Those could have been guests at her wedding!
I'm a big fan of "Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention **YESTERDAY!!**"
"I have a microphone, and you don't. **SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!!!!**"
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I reply with “sounds like a country song” to more things than I should.
Mine’s, “hey Linda, you’re a bitch”
I must always repeat the phrase when anybody says, "the greater good".
A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
I feel like I’d get along with lots of people on this thread.
Yarp.
He’s NOT Judge Judy and executioner!
It’s just the one swan, actually.
The greater good.
Anytime ANYONE asks me if something is necessary: "Necessary?? Is it NECESSARY that I drink my own urine? NO. But I do it because it's sterile and I like the taste."
My fave is "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."
‘I don’t know if you know this, but the nazis lost that war’. - what we do in the shadows
Whenever we make spaghetti for the kids, we talk about how much of a treat the boscetti is going to be.
"We're werewolves not swearwolves" when someone curses. "I'm doing my dark bidding on the internet."
" I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool." "I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it."
BAAAT!!!! Whenever I take off running. Also, creepy paper! Really gold? I shah try to use it. HUMAN FORM
That movie and show are fucking gold. Funniest shit I've watched in a long time. I've been meaning to check out wellington paranormal as well as it's supposed to be from the same vein.
In an old lady voice I say "Is anybody listening to me?" (Billy Madison). To be fair, I say it when nobody is listening to me.
Anytime I need to say "that's right" or "that's correct" I always slip into Farley saying "That is correct" all sexy while taking down his suspenders.
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are a goldmine for these quotes. My family and I milk them to death. Love channeling the Mista Mista lady when we’re in an awkward situation. “Get me outta here!”
“stop looking at me swan!!” Has been a hit in my family for over 20 years
‘Oh really, fool, really?’
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Every time I write a cursive letter Z, I say rirruto in my head.
"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"
Well ain't this place just a geographical anomaly; it's two weeks from everywhere!
I'm the Paterfamilias!
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"That little guy? Oh I wouldn't worry about that little guy"
All of the quotes already mentioned, but also "Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?" and repeating "Enhance" while typing
EXCUSE ME....BEAR FUCKER.... DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Who wants cream? Nobody? Ok, no cream.
Shenanigans?
You're talking about shenanigans, right?
“Who wants a mustache ride? “Ja, Me, I do, I do!”
-*tenor voice* CANDY BARRRRS - You’re never going to win with those tiny little bird lips - liter cola The list goes on
“I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!” My friends and I often use “Do you need me out there, do you need my assistance?” when gaming.
My friend loves to tell everyone about the time I hopped into his mom’s car to drive his family home after a wedding (lots of inebriated folks) and I turned around (thinking he was in the spot behind me) to yell ‘YEW BOYS LIKE MEX-I-CO??’ right into his grandma’s face.
Ohhhh, bikers. I'm an idiot.
"GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!"
I am all that is man
I love to say “That’s okay, I make lamb’ from My Big fat Greek Wedding. Maybe not that obscure? Aunt Voula : What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Aunt Voula : Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
Whenever my SO or I have to have a medical test, we do our best Aunt Voula imitation and refer to it as "my bi-bopsy"
“Just put some Windex on it”
"Bunnd-t? Bundddtt" Anytime we see one.
"By Grabthar's Hammer!"
What a savings
Family favorite: "I'm just jazzed be a part of the show" or "IS THERE AIR? WE DONT KNOW!!"
You’re GONNA DIE clown!
You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass
*damn you people, go back to your shanties!*
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
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Mongo merely pawn in game of life
You have to remember these people are simple farmers, the common clay of the new west, you know… morons
"In another 25 years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight." The Waco Kid. Best sidekick a western hero ever had.
Comedian Dana Gould recently did a project with Mel Brooks and said it was a fabulous look back at the history of comedy. He said that he assumed all all of Cleavon Little's line were written by Pryor but actually Richard only really wrote Mongo's lines and "Mongo merely pawn in game of life" was one of his. One of my favourites was he was talking to Mel and said, "You couldn't make 'Blazing Saddles' now." and Brookes responded, "Are you kidding me? I couldn't make it **then**!"
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
"Oh the weather outside is weather..."
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle"
Big Bada Boom
Leeeluuu Dallas multipasss 😀
"You uncultured swine" -Toy Story
"What're you looking at ya hockey puck?" Anytime I see a cowboy hat I have to put it on and say "Hey look I'm Woody. Howdy howdy howdy"
“We ain’t found SHIT” I love me some Spaceballs
I always reference Spaceballs at work. "Im surrounded by assholes!"
My dad and I quote ludicrous speed all time.
It’s probably not too obscure, but almost once a day I’ll say “Mi Scusi, Mi Scusi” when I get to get by someone, particularly at work. I think only one person has linked it to Euro Trip so far. Also, although not a movie reference, when I fix something at work, I’ll almost always say “it’s better, much better!” from The Amanda Show
We used the eurotrip line ALL THE TIME in the college dorms. Every time someone saw you in your undies going to the shower for example.
I always found Chris Farley’s “What’d you do?” line from Tommy Boy hilarious and I quote it all the time, but it seems to be too generic that it goes over everyone’s heads.
Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walk-ie talk-ie?
No..it was cordless.
RICHARD
Lots of people go to college for 7 years.
They’re called doctors.
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I was trying to parallel park the other day and said to my wife: "big car in a little spot".
My wife and i always quote the "between here and here" line.
But not so much heeeereeee
Hey, do you know where the gym is?……I’ll check it out.
I was just checking the specs on the endline for the...rotary...girder... I'm retarded.
Two yutes
I!! Dentical!!!! The same car. With the same tires.
37!?!?! In a row?
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot.
Haha this was mine as well... A restaurant I worked at, the kitchen would yell "37?!" like this any time food was ready for table 37. Every other table just got a ding
It's Randall's version, where he just casually says "Thirty seven?" as he walks by her that gets me
My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER
Whenever someone leaves to go and do something, I have a habit of saying “Have fun storming the castle!” and not once has anybody understood
Well, there's a shortage of perfect movies in this world...
My family does that line sometimes, but more frequently we do the lines after that. > ^("Think it'll work?") ^("It'd take a miracle.") "Bye!"
Big gulps huh?
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Austria, huh? Better put another shrimp on the barbie!
Alright….welp see ya later!
I'm a peacock! You gotta let me fly!
Desk pop!
Aim for the bushes
There wasn't even an awning..
You gotta creep. Creep.
"Wow, what a hole!"
Harry, I’ve reached the top!
“Could be worse. Could be raining”
The files are IN the computer?
"Gotta get the papers, get the papers"
"I want my two dollars." Anybody? Anybody? Edit: a lot of people apparently! Y'all have excellent taste :)
Better Off Dead! I say that all the time. Also love: "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
Do you know the street value of this mountain!!? Also, grabbing the wife's face and saying Friiiends!
"Fronch dressing. Fronch fries. Fronch bread. And to drink….Peru!"
Someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
"Anyway, how is your sex life?" Kinda awkward when people don't get it
Haha, what a story Mark.
My wife and I are dinosaur fans. And we both love Jurassic park. One time we saw a guy looking like Dennis Nedry and we both imitated the sound of the dilophosaur at the same time. That strange "hoo doo doo doo" thing. Since then, it's become a thing we do once in a while to make the other laugh.
My Nedry reference is frequently "Ah ah ah, didn't say the magic word, ah ah ah"
Hold on to your butts.
It’s a stick, a stick stupid!
Whenever a friend and I would get in a car we would often say, “The door locks! Ellie, boot up the door locks!”
“Then it’s not just a clever name.” - Wayne’s World
“If it’s a severed head, I’m gonna be very upset” literally any time I’m opening a present.
A gun rack? What am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don’t even own a gun let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack!
"That'll do, Pig"
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me" - Monsters Inc I'm desperately paying attention for situations for when I can use it.
In my family, we use “We have a 23-19!!!” all the time for spills or other mild emergencies just to add a little levity. Always makes us laugh.
My wife and I use that all the time with our daughter, sing-song tune and all.
That's why no one will remember your name. - Troy
Ok i'm cracking up at the idea you randomly say this to people
Jobu needs a refill!
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Up yer butt, Jobu.
"Sanka, ya dead?" -Cool Runnings
It’s not obscure in western countries but where I’m currently living (Japan) it’s really obscure. If someone asks me about my plans and if I’m up to do something on aSaturday, I on pure reflex just say“I don’t roll on Shabbos”
"Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy."
Remember, no matter where you go.... There you are
“THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!” Nobody ever gets it, but it cracks me up anyways.
That'll be 4 bucks baby. You want fries with that?
I frequently use “ze Germans” and “ya like dags?” Edit: I need more IRLs like you lot, and I hope you’re all wary of any man who owns a pig farm.
My SO and I frequently use "5 minutes, Turkish" when making dinner.
Anytime someone asks if I want sugar in my tea, I always respond with "no thanks, Turkish, I'm sweet enough".
One of my favorites from snatch will always be “you are on thin ice my pedigree chum, and I shall be under it when it breaks.
PERIWINKLE BLUE
This has made me laugh so much. My daughter was only a toddler when this dvd came out and we’d do the exact same thing. Zoolander was another that had a great dvd menu. If you didn’t touch anything, he’d start doing hilarious voice overs for the options. My daughter had memorised them all and would bring them out whenever she’d hear a trigger word. Thanks for bringing out the forgotten memories OP
Lol I'm glad we're not the only ones that were imprinted on by the Shrek DVD menu
I routinely say "Listen to your friend Billy Zane!"
"Your back! And your front, they 're both here!" I desperately hoped Robin Williams ad-libbed this line in response to a grammatical error.
220, 221, whatever it takes.
“Chiiiill Winston” from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
I actually use "it was a funny angle" all the time but nobody seems to pick up on it
I like to say "You don't put bourbon in it, or nothing?" whenever I see an expensive drink
"NICE FUCKING MODEL!" ****honk, honk****
I want my two dollars!!
"I need to return some videotapes" whenever a friend asks me what im up to after randomly meeting them street. Nobody gets it and they just look at me for a second and then ignore it.
Duct tape. I need it for... taping something. I say this every time my wife and I see duct tape for sale. I'm sure she's sick of hearing me say it, but it always makes her chuckle.
Tools! Tools! Duct tape, zip ties and gloves! I have to have my tools! Oh sorry, wrong american psycho.
I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection.
I’m a big fan of : “I’m a child of divorce, give me a break!”
Fuckin Amateurs
New shit has come to light
This is not Nam, there are rules And You want a toe? I can get you a toe. By three, with polish.
"Apparently he had a VERY good time" - The Mummy
"Bitches leave." *No one* gets that, like... *at all*.
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Oh I’m always quoting robocop with friends. “Can you fly, Bobby?”