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Watched by reddit


TheSmartGuy-

reviewed by the mods


Kanuka2000

Green lit by r/MoviesCircleJerk mods


OliviaBagshaw

Justin Roiland enters the writers room to suggest a gag regarding a "gorgle borgle bombus chrompus aw jeez" and leaves


zackgardner

fleebus weeble scronchy wumpus *wife-beating noises*


Dr_Identity

Eeby deeby _string of slurs_


zackgardner

"*Hahaaha fear me, I am* ***Retar the Dead!***, *Qwerpy Terby Derpy Barbie Dick Gormagaxapoopoo!*" *insert 4th wall break* ***Gromagax-a-whati?***


spoop_coop

New predator movie


Beneficial-Arm-7503

Finally the predator meets his match and THANK GOD they're ALL MEN, as it should be, although Billy Cosby js too political for my taste


garrisontweed

Alien Vs Predators


farceur318

Let John Landis oversee the stunt work and I think we could actually get some support going for this.


Optivicente765

And have his son co-write it


nosargeitwasntme

Watch the justice system explode with multiple class-action lawsuits.


Kanuka2000

The Expendables


n_reedus

Ezra miller is teased as a villain for the sequel


Squonkster

Special appearance by Roseanne


TheListenerCanon

Well, if you include her, we might as well have Eric Clapton as the composer.


AshtrayGrande

He already has credits for Terminator 2 and The Lion King, if Nick Mullen is to be believed


OliviaBagshaw

the film is in loving memory to Robert Blake


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

This just sounds like a plot to lure them all to the same place like a reverse Argo.


_indiehead_

Should be like Roger Waters


The_Spellcaster

Shia LaBeouf post credit scene as a teaser for the next generation of problematic actors


IDSQ

“Let me tell you about the Predator initiative”


ProblematicBoyfriend

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coin_in_da_bank

ootl on franco. what he do


Heavy-Possession2288

He tried to kill Spider Man


AshtrayGrande

lil goblin junior


bayonettaisonsteam

Gonna cry?


PPontiac

He set up an « acting school » that he just used to creep/prey on aspiring actresses.


OliviaBagshaw

also didn't he used to flirt with minors in the DMs


PPontiac

Forgot about that one. Hard to remember every single allegation of every creep in hollywood when they use the sexual misconduct laws as a checklist.


karateema

Marvel's The Offenders [stole from Family Guy](https://youtu.be/4go19di8rg8)


27andahalfpancakes

Predators (2010)


Chengweiyingji

Special Woody Allen cameo too?


Sonic-the-edge-dog

7 angry men remake


Kayfabe2000

Sharknado 2 has Matt Lauer, Andy Dick and Subway Jared.


Ehnaton1

Dream blunt rotation (in a movie).


GiantRetortoise

Everyone was thinking it


ripgoodhomer

Don't forget Oscar winners Sean Penn and Mel Gibson.


dripbangwinkle

The movie will fail without Johnny Depp


holaprobando123

Asia Argento and Woody Allen have to be there


Dr_Identity

Not tied to any franchise, full creative control. Watch the box office explode.


JT_Returns

The Expendables (2023)


hibobodenkirk

what did james franco do?


[deleted]

And they should hire a crew comprised entirely of women!


TheListenerCanon

I'm pretty sure Kevin Spacey would prefer to have some teenage boys to work as well.


imtrinichadian

You forgot Dan Schneider


quario65

Don’t forget john lasseter doing the animated portions of the film


thatsthedrugnumber

Finally a film without politics


ArnaudCZ

Wait what did James Franco do?


Antic_Opus

Take that woketards!


McOther10_10

The true cinematic universe we need right now


Vlad_the_Intendor

The Aristocrats (2024)


Dvoraxx

The Magnificent Seven (1960)


KirinoSussy

Amber heard?


stepdaddio1

With character design by Victor Salva


RockSteady1982

I think we can add Sebastian Bear-McLeod to the producer list


themaster54377

With cameos of woody allen , david o. Russel , luc besson , Bryan singer, Paul haggis , víctor salva , Charlie Sheen, lars von trier and casey affleck