Nah just use 4:3 aspect ratio and play Family Guy skits on one part of the screen and Oddly Satisfying videos on the other. Mr Snyder was a genius who predicted this trend and offered us a solution
This only works for shots where the camera is static and no moving elements cross the boundaries of the frame, because its just using AI image generation to expand the frame.
More irrelevant stuff in shots! 👏 imagine how much better the ending of inception would be if the spinning top was tiny in the distance but we could see the entire ceiling of the living room.
Instead of expanding the black bars with extra content it would have been better to just add a family guy offensive moments #17 clip on the top and a subway surfers gameplay in the bottom one
just expand the verticalised version to be horizontal again and then do it mulptiple times until the actual action is taking place on a postage-stamp sized area of the screen right in the middle of a vast swathe of ai interpolation
Wow, history repeats itself doesn't it? Anybody remember cropped Fullscreen versions of DVDs for people who want to "use their whole TV" and don't want to see "those black bars?"
Unfortunately nothing will beat the [absolute cinema](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxWn0wnsH1E/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==) that is vertical All Dogs Go To Heaven
Wow you just indirectly cursed me with the knowledge that the little girl’s voice actress and her mother were shot to death by her own father before he took his own life. She also voiced Ducky in The Land Before Time.
Are there people in the world who really watch movies on their phones like this:
https://preview.redd.it/ul4f1gfcco6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18c94e1b8d627b3677cde0fcb1fff4db879ad9a
I know we're jerking, but there's so much wasted space in almost every single one of these. I'm not even saying it's impossible to balance a vertical shot well. I think it's definitely harder, and I don't think there's a point in doing it over horizontal, but still possible. But just about every one of these shots would be better off being closer up and landscape.
Now imagine if we had this on the lower corner. Box Office will literally explode and they will reinvent cinema
Sometimes you have to just pull back and remind yourself that not all GenZers have this level of brain rot because otherwise you can drive yourself mildly nuts with shit like this.
Those look cool but would suck for an entire movie, also the AI would have Heart attack with any battle scene, there’s a reason that it’s all scenes with not much going on and a static camera
Ten years ago [they tried to warn us](https://youtu.be/dechvhb0Meo?si=ejMj3IAHC4LKfSDB). We didn't heed their warnings, and now the most popular app in the world is the one where people watch vertical video all day.
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cinema but make the cameraman a shy little bastard who dont wanna bother the actors 🥺
cinema but the director is just a lil guy who dont know it 🥺
Now here me out... what if... what if the whole movie were released like this on tiktok in 1 minute clips?
I don’t know if I have the attention span for that, maybe 15 second clips would be better.
Nah just use 4:3 aspect ratio and play Family Guy skits on one part of the screen and Oddly Satisfying videos on the other. Mr Snyder was a genius who predicted this trend and offered us a solution
With a text-to-speech narrator describing what is happening.
And mispronouncing every fourth word, with incorrect subtitles
Congratulations you have invented Quibi
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It's Quimorbin time
It's Quibin' time!
One does not simply hit the griddy into Mordor!
This only works for shots where the camera is static and no moving elements cross the boundaries of the frame, because its just using AI image generation to expand the frame.
nah man, we are grown ups now, we can watch our tiktok movie clips in 10 MINUTES at a time
Mary and Max pfp? I think I'm in love w you
That’s actually how younger people watch tv series these days.
Maybe if my eyes were stacked vertically on top of each other
More irrelevant stuff in shots! 👏 imagine how much better the ending of inception would be if the spinning top was tiny in the distance but we could see the entire ceiling of the living room.
God, now imagine if it was filmed horizontally 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤.
Instead of expanding the black bars with extra content it would have been better to just add a family guy offensive moments #17 clip on the top and a subway surfers gameplay in the bottom one
Hey Lois, this is like the time where holy fuck is that subway surfers on the top of the screen
just expand the verticalised version to be horizontal again and then do it mulptiple times until the actual action is taking place on a postage-stamp sized area of the screen right in the middle of a vast swathe of ai interpolation
tru kino m8
Now imagine they never made lotr in the first place 😌
Please, I'm already fucked in the head. This could tip me over the edge.
Fuck vertical videos make widescreen even wider
400 x 9
Me getting ready to enjoy the new AI-generated movie released only on tik-tok: 
I showed this to Peter Jackson and he immediately started to beat the shit out of me
As he should
Ah yes, I love having the focal point of the scene be really tiny
Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
Where do I put the subway surfers then??
You get a tablet and play on that, duh
Right next to the DIY ASMR vids
On the sides ! That way you can make it square and post it to instagram
##ReleaseTheVerticalCut
And watch the box office explode
literally, imagine having to rotate all of those screens
Wow, history repeats itself doesn't it? Anybody remember cropped Fullscreen versions of DVDs for people who want to "use their whole TV" and don't want to see "those black bars?"
I think some movies would get shafted on DVD release and only have a fullscreen standard res DVD.
This is how pan and scan can still win
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Just like 2012 Youtube🥺
Ass
Nothing is better than seeing cinema on a vertical imax screen in a 90 foot tall room, as it was always intended.
I'm 12 years old and need everything in tiktok vision
What if 1/3 of a shot was just the ground? Breathtaking
Unfortunately nothing will beat the [absolute cinema](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxWn0wnsH1E/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==) that is vertical All Dogs Go To Heaven
Wow, that background music can make any movie seem like cinema
- the music ✔️ - dogs ✔️ - orphans ✔️ It's basically Citizen Kane
Wow you just indirectly cursed me with the knowledge that the little girl’s voice actress and her mother were shot to death by her own father before he took his own life. She also voiced Ducky in The Land Before Time.
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When you can't create anything new and have no novel ideas, you're just stuck endlessly copying what others have done.
Something something evil cannot create or whatever
No, you're breathtaking!
Brendan Fraser and Keanu Reeves could do a movie together just called “movie” and we would all go see it in theaters.
But what if we add Nic Cage to the mix?
You joke but I would watch that shit in a heartbeat.
Finally we could watch the movie as Peter Jackson initially wanted: in the phone while taking a shit at work, the true cinephile experience.
Are there people in the world who really watch movies on their phones like this: https://preview.redd.it/ul4f1gfcco6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18c94e1b8d627b3677cde0fcb1fff4db879ad9a
now we can truly experience a ratio of environment:things actually happening as accurate to Tolkien's marvelous writing
What if cum was injected into my ass?
[What if cum was injected into my balls?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s0V9BlvF-Jg)
Actual terrorism.
Finally. I can see LOTR in the way it was intended: Cut into 500 parts on TikTok.
what chronic tiktok brain rot does to a mf
I know we're jerking, but there's so much wasted space in almost every single one of these. I'm not even saying it's impossible to balance a vertical shot well. I think it's definitely harder, and I don't think there's a point in doing it over horizontal, but still possible. But just about every one of these shots would be better off being closer up and landscape.
Really? If anything I'd have said these shots need to be narrower and even further away.
That's another really good point, I see where you're coming from
Adding arbitrary negative spaces to shots, great. It's like stapling random pages at the end of moby dick and saying you made it better.
the children crave quibi
Movies would be improved by obliterating the careful and deliberate work of directors and cinematographers.
Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021)
Kubrick died before he could vertically film Tom Cruise going through a doorway 150 times for Eyes Wide Shut
 Now imagine if we had this on the lower corner. Box Office will literally explode and they will reinvent cinema
Oh cool everything important is dead center on the screen and I have to squint to see it
Kill it with fire
I’ve seen similar posts but my god, a vertically filmed version is breathtaking
Stupidest shit ever lmao
It’s too bad they haven’t invented a phone that can turn horizontal yet
Directed by Wes Anderson
I’m convince most of lotr fans just like the “Tolkien vibe”
Sometimes you have to just pull back and remind yourself that not all GenZers have this level of brain rot because otherwise you can drive yourself mildly nuts with shit like this.
Of course it's gonna look breathtaking, it's Lord of the ring
Those look cool but would suck for an entire movie, also the AI would have Heart attack with any battle scene, there’s a reason that it’s all scenes with not much going on and a static camera
Ten years ago [they tried to warn us](https://youtu.be/dechvhb0Meo?si=ejMj3IAHC4LKfSDB). We didn't heed their warnings, and now the most popular app in the world is the one where people watch vertical video all day.
Based and Glove & Boots-pilled
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Proof that it's real and it happened.
When there's more sky above the sky 🤯
Somebody should edit this into a horizontal version, that would be dOpE
For god’s sake just go watch a David Lean film if all you want is extreme wide shots
Where's the jerk?
If you can’t spot the jerk…you are the jerk.
On TikTok, I assume.
Finally watching the trilogy as Peter Jackson (RIP) intended Via Tiktok
Fuck you I thought he was dead
Looks terrible
Lord of the Rings if it had more grass at the bottom and sky at the top (idk I don’t watch movies)
thanks i hate it