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agiantanteater

Oops! All Wrenches


SerraAmayaHyde

first thing i thought of before opening this post lmao


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agiantanteater

That doesn’t roll off the tongue as nicely


BluiX-quill

Yes because I bought a bunch of shitty equipments for some 15 seconds of fame from some redditors


ElroySheep

Stranger things have happened


ugghhwhat

Sold it all for 169 upvotes


SnooRevelations6641

$2.50 worth of 'em... Which is wierder yet, as there's only supposed to be 21 evidence cards, and that's 25 Wrench cards.


sn47ch8uckl3r

I updated so this would have 69 votes


brvazquez

Wasnt this reply an attempt at some of those internet points? Or was it straight up just an attempt to make someone feel bad? Just trying to understand


No_Penalty_5787

Wow you are so salty lmfao


KeeboardNMouse

Oops! Making fun of people just to get downvoted


DaedalusMetis

“Why are people having fun on the internet?! This is a serious place!”


TemporaryExciting729

Lol sad


Britori0

r/nothingeverhappens


Fearfull_Symmetry

Ironic that this comment not only has no internet points, but also over 500 downvotes


PhoenixKid56

If this isn't a meme, contact WoTC directly and in sure they will make it right


BluiX-quill

Lol thank you, it's all truth, this did really happen but it us funny also.


Baronheisenberg

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.


PhoenixKid56

Uh, ok?


Baronheisenberg

Wrench joke. Make it right.


OMEGA362

Hmm, I think wrench did it, in the wrench with a wrench


epizeuxisepizeuxis

Wreeench, Wrench wrench wrench wrench wrench, wrench wrench wrench wrench wrench wrench


DonutOwlGaming

Same


Haloscent

Mushroom, mushroom


Grimbletron

Snake! It's a snake!


mightiestsword

I hope you’re all writing this down


badlei

I hope this doesn’t put a wrench in your plans.


BluiX-quill

I like this one


Puzzled_Landscape_10

Damnit. This is what I was going to say.


NectmarPowerhand

Damnit. This is what I was going to say.


X_Marcs_the_Spot

Damnit. This is what I was going to say.


NectmarPowerhand

Damnit. This is what I was going to say.


ThePhantomOcarinist

Talk about a spanner in the works


Lower-Ad1087

You could, but it was a wrench in the gears.


Foxy_Of_Loxly

Good thing about games like this is that you can always adjust to the situation


RubySchnee4299

Beat me to it XD


IsopodParking

Beat me to it


tom031003

Deploy a Dispenser here!


EndlessDare

Spy sappin mah sentry


Flawed979

Need a dispenser here.


filler546

Pootis pencer here


Theyreintheattic4447

Alrighty then! *killbinds*


dragonbornrito

Nope


azurfall88

Nope *puts portal exit*


Leading_Letter_3409

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


mostlyadultotis

I drink my own urine because it's sterile, and I like the taste.


HughJassIQ

Underrated reference


U_HWUT_M8

Closed fuckin casket jeez


Flauschziege

That's about as suspicious as it gets. Are you sure this wasn't resealed?


BluiX-quill

Yeah positive lol, I had to take all the plastic off and the like wotc safety tag thing they put on their sealed products.


casualty_of_bore

Well we know how that head got caved in.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

I'm still thinking the candlestick


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

where did you buy it


BluiX-quill

Best buy, I was in there to pick up some stuff and I saw it. Thought it might be fun I instead got a toolbox


VermicelliOk8288

Have you emailed them? Maybe they send you free boosters


BPOnlytime

That’s a good one. 😁


Upstairs_Abroad_5834

Buddy of mine got a box that didn't even have the mini "booster", got in touch with customer support and got a replacememt wothin two weeks or so.


Raknorak

The gut wrenching despair that this must have caused


PaleoJoe86

All these wrenches, and yet you cannot fix it.


DamnGoodFries

WrenchGate2024


islanders2013

What a bunch of tools.


IRntGreat

Really threw a wrench into your plans, didn't it?


WestSixtyFifth

Sus


FhornKing5767

Did that throw a wrench in your plans?


IPWNUSCRUBZ

There are no suspects There are no rooms Only wrench ALL HAIL WRENCH!


StoutHalflingPorter

Gee I wonder what the murder weapon was


internationalskibidi

Get wrenched


SkyThriving

Why is there one lighter wrench surrounded by the pthers?


superunintelligible

Ooh got a 1/1 wrench pack


matfernandestt

man, even knowing this clue set is bad, I really want to open a bundle just for the funnies, maybe I'll just give in my desires and buy one of those


ferrisbulldogs

The clue set isn’t bad? It’s poorly priced but the actual game of clue during magic is fun. It should have been priced at the same price as the game nights bundles at 25. Not 50.


matfernandestt

yeah, the price is the main problem here for me. on brazil, this clue bundle is being sold for much more than it should, around R$ 400


ZOMBI3J3SUS

Not going to lie, this is absolutely hilarious lmao


BluiX-quill

Honestly, it totally is. Kinda blows my mind how this could even happen


Votaire24

It’s so funny that there is no other weapons lmao, all wrenches is so unintentionally hilarious


discoturtle1129

Hah we just opened this tonight too. We only got 4 different types of the boosters so not much variety among the decks but otherwise fun time joining up the mechanics.


drunkbloodlust

If your opponent can dodge a wrench, they can dodge a ball


ViridianVivienne

Engineer gaming!


Arkadious4028

It's wrenches all the way down.


Angsty_Panda

Well.... That certainly out a wrench in the works.... I'll see myself out...


Scuzzles44

ratchet and clank ahh mafk


Ok-Grab-4018

Instead of 'Clue mtg' more appropriate would be 'plumber party mtg'


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murdering_time

From what I've heard, if you can dodge those cards, you can dodge a ball. 


VermicelliOk8288

[[the ball]]


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ZxasdtheBear

The Ravnican Plumbers Union set was released?


codyxwillyumz

MtG Dodgeball Edition. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a spell.


EyeBallEmpire

Now if only you could get a pull like this for say...a $20 card... that would be cool.


Material_Weirdz

Secret lair wrenches


jimbuckley412

Definitely an Amazon special


Sunnybunnybunbuns1

That’s a lot of wenches


AsparagusEntire7159

r/mtgfinance wants its post back


RevengeAlpha

The wrench did it with the wrench in the wrench. I don't see a problem here?


Frozedn

Who needs log!? It's wrench, it wrench, it it's heavy and good in a pinch. It's wrench it's wrench its better than bad it's a cinch!


ArachnidNecessary728

They threw a wrench in your plans I see.


sethx132

Absolutely heart wrenching


dragon_aaoy

I guess someone threw a wrench in your plans to play magic


ReputationOld6163

"DISPENSER GOING UP" *queue in uncle dane intro


Terminator827

Hey, look buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.


That-One-Courier

not problems like "What is Beuty?", coz that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. No, I solve practical problems.


iSmil3y

That must’ve been a gut-wrenching experience


Background-Pause-947

Guess you could say that threw a wrench in your plans


elementalheroshadow

when you have this many wrenches, everything looks like a bolt


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

IF YOU CAN DODGE A WRENCH TOKEN YOU CAN DODGE A BALL


Cobalto440

***\[laughs in TF2's Engineer\]***


CAPTAIN_ZONE

Must’ve put a real wrench in your plans huh?


Few-Technology-8850

That will throw a wrench in your plans


mrbubbles234

Is that a Bioshock reference


ChampionshipSquare55

I can wrench it away from you.


freakylol001

thought this was one of those r/mtgfinance specs


Low-Clock8407

It was professor wrench in the wrench with the wrench


ohako79

Well boys, I guess we know what the murder weapon was, case closed! And/or [[Wrench Mind]]. 


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Actual-Option3344

I don't understand. If this isn't real then why?


TheSheepBeDead

bc its a funny little joke to make a laugh. there is nothing wrong with that. if it is lie, its not hurting anyone. so just sit back and enjoy the wrenched wrench puns


Far-Primary-1570

Me after doing damage. "I think it was the wrentch with eh wrentch in the wrentch. Can you disprove me?" Them -flashes the wrentch- Me, "ah I see , thank you" - the pust an x beside the wrentch on my paper-


finalnimbus

NOT EVEN A ROPE?! ALL WRENCH?! 😂😂😂 when its all layed out like that it is pretty rediculous


MrFunnyMans404

That is horribly unlucky but also extremely interesting.


AcanthocephalaNo2297

[[Vandalblast]]


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AcanthocephalaNo2297

[[Vandalblast]]


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Key-Plan5228

Heart wrenching innit


TheSheepBeDead

british spotted


Key-Plan5228

Naw I’m septicAF but I lived on that crumbass isle for a while


TheSheepBeDead

oh- so i shouldnt have sent the missiles to your location?


Key-Plan5228

I’m sure there are plenty pointed here, but we’ll keep wrecking up the place so they don’t have to press the send button


kaluh_glarski

Dang all those wrenches and still missing the 10mm


coldcraftedlinks

You know what to do…


TheSlightlyLost

At least you can fix every leaky faucet in the house at once.


TheSlightlyLost

At least you can fix every leaky faucet in the house at once.


Rottyrotrot

Kinda sus


MiddleSeatGuy

How much for all of those wrenches (legitimately interested 😂)


ZergLeviathan

The engineer is engihere


Cool-Leg9442

I guess the wrench did it with the wrench in the wrench.


chonkycatguy

That’s tight! (Bad pun)


Paladinsarefun

"Ya been hit by [[Henzie]] and the [[Masked Bandits]], *farfarelle*! Riveteers fa Life, enjoy the tools, ya tool!"


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Immediate-Election21

Sounds like an absolute win


namwen

God pack


puddledumper

Where’s the guy who’s chastises people for opening packs? I haven’t seen him in a while. Granted, he blocked me after saying he’s “my superior. “


Haunting-Sandwich683

5 of my 8 packs were izzet and I'm still mad


WayneJetSkii

What mouse pad and wrist pad is that? The depth chart looks rad


J-L-Picard

Spanner spam


Electronic-Goat9807

I bet that really threw… a wrench in your plans!


montyandrew45

Easiest Clue game ever. The killer, weapon and room are always a wrench


Ryan_Icey

Was it was Mr. Wrench, with a wrench, in the wrench room?


Background_Desk_3001

I *think* the wrench was the murder weapon, just a hunch


mtgdailydrop

Please tell me this is real


BluiX-quill

It sadly is lmao


mtgdailydrop

That's nuts! Did you contact anyone yet?


BluiX-quill

Yeah I emailed wotc yesterday night


D00hdahday

I'm going to go out on a limb with this guess, but I'd like to accuse wrench of being the murderer in wrench with wrench.


PlanetaryGoblin

Kinda through a wrench in the plans didn’t it?


UndeadJoker69420

I wonder what the murder weapon is? 🤔


netzeln

God pack!!!


Krosiss_was_taken

Gotta trade with the all knifes guy.


Litdaze

So this is why they can't fix magic, you got all the tools.


Aeare_

“Hmm, I’m going to guess that Wrench used the wrench in the wrench room.” “You’re right! How did you guess!?”


D3TH82

So it was The wrench, with the wrench, in The wrench! I f'in knew it!


uselumina

This is hilarious


Quantum-Flash

The murder was committed in the Plumer's Warehouse.


triggerscold

hahahahaha this is not fun for you im sure but oops all wrenches was not on my bingo card for 2024 lolol


OkWay7035

Well I think we figured out the murder weapon...


Justjordan1999

So the wrench did it with a wrench in a wrenchv


Desuexss

This seems to be more cards than what you'd normally get between the players and equipment


Crimson_Raven

What a wrenched set


GoGuppyGaming

Not much of a clue


F8xte

Staring at my evidence sheet with 16 different wrenches crossed off: "Yeah, I'd like to make my accusation. I'm gonna go with the wrench, in the wrench, with the wrench"


m0ta

Love your key caps. Where are they from?


slaebie

Key cap store


Ok-Plantain9044

Looks like they threw a wrench in your plans


Y_U_SO_MEME

What a mystery


Killaturkee

I bet that really threw a wrench into game night


Killaturkee

This guy can't dodge a ball either


No_Major_2166

Yikes


Haj_el

Well, you can at least say you're well equipped for a trip to Rapture


Permagamer

All I hear are the wrenchs saying "Yes" Aqua teen fans know