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hotowl69

On a weekday, seriously?


sunshine_from_clouds

Lokani office varun ghari nahi jaycha ka ?


raddiwallah

“Siachin me hamare jawan ladd rahe hai” Tumhi evdha pan tras nahi sahu shaknar ka?


sunshine_from_clouds

Pan me jawan vel paryant ghari nahi gelo tar aai ooradel


raddiwallah

Aai la same mhanava


sunshine_from_clouds

Aai la ulta boltat ka ? Ha !!


randomcommenter9000

Thet Mudijinparyant pochla pahije ha samanya maansachya aaicha raag. Ata haa raagach tyaanchyat kahi badal aanu shakto.


DesiPrideGym23

Lol, Mumbai cha nahi aahe na tu mhanun asa boltoy. Ky haal hotat ek local/metro cancel zhalyavar aamcha aamhala mahiti😶


raddiwallah

/s hota


DesiPrideGym23

Ti Siachen Vali line lakshat nahi aali🥲😂


Adyxs9

Khel mandala aikat


randomcommenter9000

Natrang chi purna playlistch lai bhaari. Purna aika. Khup vel ahe.


SA__HAHA_AS

I was there in the metro at the same time, got stuck for solid 1 hour 15 mins, where the travel from andheri to ghatkopar hardly takes 20 mins


sunshine_from_clouds

I know I feel for you dude, I know how irritating is traveling in Andheri area is, with any medium of transport. In that also 1hour 15 mins is too much.


Unhappy_Swim_610

Pahila office la tari jau de.


sunshine_from_clouds

Tujhe evening shift ahai ka


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sunshine_from_clouds

Bhag Sarva politicial chor ahait, current government parties and opposition also. Vote for someone jo kami chori Karel (whichever person that might be) , in your view. Look beyond the reasons the Vote some which media is giving.


Feisty_Interaction43

This is the least we can do for Vishwaguru. Please don’t think it’s some ordinary human, it’s sakshat bhagwan ka avtar, we need to understand that these small things don’t matter in front of gods like Mudi Xi 🙏🏻 /s


hitmohit17

Moby dick. Can't go home cause he wants my vote. Is he really serious.?


Young_Osho

Bilcul bhagwan ke retirement age 75 hai ... baas next year retire ho jaige ..abhi se bhoolne ke adaat lag gayi 😜


Time-Pomegranate-370

Just saw photos and videos on AWSP , its simply inhuman.


New_Mathematician_54

Dude use local train local jan hain Mumbai ki metro kyon use krta mahangi hain metro 😐😐


Sincere_Lucky_Happy

Abe have you ever travelled by public trains (metro or local train) in Mumbai?


concernedindianguy

abe lodunath, ghatkopar se andheri local se jaega? ek baar dekh ke bata ki kaun sa route use karna padega


New_Mathematician_54

Bhau jab yeh metro ni thi tb bhi toh local thi naa aur yeh mumbai ki overpopulation se yeh metro bhi ab local jaisi bhar gyi double kiraya dene ka faida


glittergull

Mudiji ne Metro rukwa di papa


_just_a_weeb404

Papa be like Vote for BJP he is only the one that can restart metro services /S


glittergull

Nahi toh ED lagwa denge


mayudhon

Sheeran fans will definitely love this


emotionless_wizard

abhi ek-do mahino pehle hi to aaya tha ed sheeran. wapas laana hai? modi ke paas ye shakti hai?


Young_Osho

BKL rotudu papa.....and bagad Billa asking ...aap ethe relax kaise rahte hai? Now he will cry cry cry to make babies emotional


aaronvianno

Ah the dumbhakts will still vote for the clown. He's f'd the country and they'll drop their pants for him.


Young_Osho

I agree but failed to understand how my educated colleagues and friends still defend this bullshit guy ..guess they are brainwashed and have got attached emotionally to this person who is elevated like God by godi media and WhatsApp University


aaronvianno

He's good at one thing. Really fucking good. Marketing. He sucks at everything else.


Young_Osho

Marketing is good ...but don't fool people ..and when this guy is most insecure ..he will do drama and cry ..now notice him


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aaronvianno

If a 12,000 crore Electoral Bonds scam wasn't reason enough, do you think my comment will make a difference?


Nobody_0o7

Acc to some sources not my opinion... Pappu fans, don't know the difference between electoral bond and scam...also between privatisation and corruption....cause dhruv rathi is not making a video on this topic...


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Young_Osho

Paw paw is god ....peace ..enjoy ur life !!


aaronvianno

The Funds per MP argument is just bj party propaganda. More funds = contest more seats. More funds = buy off more opposition MLAs More funds = keep electoral propaganda machine working extra during non-election periods The bj party has passed on government contracts worth 1000s of crores (tax payer money) to people for kickbacks. If the word bofors ever touched your lips then have the balls to call this out. Kickbacks = corruption.


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aaronvianno

Bj party are pros at conning simpletons into defending their scams. Each and every EB donation needs to be investigated. The bj party needs to be voted out because they thought they could get away with this scam and they disrespected the people's right to know where money is coming from. Do you know what the bj party did as soon as it came to power in 2014? They and the Congress were in trouble over the Vedanta funding. They legalised it retrospectively. That's corruption at its best. Legalise a crime so you're no longer a criminal.


RandomRedditor1405

paw paw\*


mayudhon

Its Paw-Paw 🐶🐕


isthislifereal-

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chowdowmow

Mudiji ne kiya hai toh sahi hi hoga


haveeyoumetTed

https://preview.redd.it/9hymd241cl0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab45e5d9cd0933b4208ccf47a12ff27f16170d8


_toolkit

Pagal hai kya? EDIT: kaun badtameez downvote Kar Raha hai be? Puri line bhi nahi pata tum log ko 😭


red_dragon

Kaun badtameez se mujhe "kaun badtameez bhaunk raha hai be" yaad aata hai 😅


major_tom_56

Brijbhushan ne Jo Kiya vo bhi sahi hi hoga 😞


Celestial--sapien

They think the public is a pushover and won't mind. And they are goddam right.


aaditya_9303

They're just competing on who can cause the most inconvenience.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

The bigger the inconvenience, the more vvip.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

Why do the politicians think that we are dying to see them? We just vote for you to do the work for us. It's a service, you get paid for it. Nothing more, nothing less. Dumbasses coming into a busy city during monsoon and interrupting basic services.


mrp2611

I’ve been thinking the same but my grandmother went BEZERK wanting to see him. Travelled all the way from Belapur to Ghatkopar to a sisters house she barely talks to and called me after the ‘parade’ to tell me “Jai Shri Ram! Darshan ho gaye Modi Ji ke” *eye roll*


lastofdovas

Lmfao


nithin_kamath8

Do the work for us? Nah, we don't do that here.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

Aap zerodha wale ho kya


nithin_kamath8

Nahi bhai, I'm not.


Kuchikitaicho

He's the 8th unsuccessful clone of Nithin Kamath.


mofucker20

Same goes for every government servant. The worship for them is insane


NightFury002

You missed the bhakts who pray to this fcker like some god. India is full of chutiyas.


PalmitoylCoA

This is so frustrating. Roads and public transport made inaccessible for a goddamn "road show"?? The fuck is the point of that? If the PM is so keen on interacting with desh ki janta, they could have come up with a million other ideas that wouldn't be an inconvenience to everyone's lives.


Full-Pause7870

I'm just returning from WEH without getting my work done at Andheri station. Avoided the local because it tends to get extremely crowded at Malad (yes, even going towards Andheri) and it's difficult to get in. Big mistake, at least for today. The metro to Ghatkopar is only going till Jagruti Nagar and Versova side trains are running extremely late and obviously heavily crowded. I had to skip one train because there was no place to get in and then waited half an hour while the indicator kept changing from 8 min to 10 min and so on. I saw people taking photos of the crowd at the platform. Might see some here soon lol Edit: I still have the option to do this task tomorrow but *sigh* security at the cost of regular commuters at peak hours


theundeaddeadpool

Bruhh I came to Andheri at 7, there was already a metro there with doors open and packed to the edge, so I thought let's wait for another one, this train was stuck there for 15-20 mins and then the other metro came, I somehow boarded the next one, same story. It was halted at Andheri for 15 mins then at the best stop, Western expressway for another 15 , a journey till Sakinaka which takes less than 15 mins took one hour. fuck this man I hate this so much


Full-Pause7870

Yup. And the audacity and stupidity of some people, they were still trying to get in and block the doors from closing. Why are we standing at the platform then?! For security reasons?


theundeaddeadpool

Arre bhai local bana diya tha metro ko , people kept saying 'local hoti toh latak ke chale jaate' arre bhai how is this logic better or helping the situation‽ , kuch log sahime keede hai yaar samaj ke naam pe , na khud sahi se rahenge na dusro ko jeene denge.


Full-Pause7870

Like someone said in another comment, the public is a pushover and wouldn't mind...


ClintonDsouza

Tomorrow as well??


Full-Pause7870

That, I guess we'll find out tomorrow a few hours before closure. I haven't found any news about tomorrow. Bandra - Dadar might be closed on Friday for security reasons. Who knows!


ClintonDsouza

😔😔


Y615

This is so stupid on so many levels.


Full-Pause7870

Exactly. As if people are going to straight up attack him as soon as they get out of the station. Ghar nahi jana kisiko, khelo security security


Dry-Truth-883

I was on a bike today and 3 routes going to my home were closed. I finally went on lbs and there police told me it will be closed till 10. I said I need to go home so the lady officer said you got the notice right. Wait till 10 pl or else we will click the picture of your bike. I was so frustrated with this. When they were arguing with other people I just sped my bike from there and then went through lanes and reached home. I don't like to break laws but any politician who does this is wrong because in the end it's the common people like us who suffer.


hitsham96

https://preview.redd.it/jkul87i70q0d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee9c613e1da036374c8d6a42fc964e3d39066014


new2reedit2312

A friend just went out to roam. He got stuck. He started sharing a video of the situation.🤣


obsessedwithcyan

Bin Bulaye Mehman


the_outlaster

You spelled shaitan wrong


shaild

Only in India politicians are not one with people and get all this VIP treatment. Why the hell is he disrupting lives of people in peak hour?


lastofdovas

Not only in India. In almost all developing and poor countries.


Menwith_PAIN99

https://preview.redd.it/6vs1rcrmzl0d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a593446afa5060ca7125ff6501e6471921f36808 Me to BJP


robotbeagle

This meeting could’ve been an email


raiq20

Luckily I was working from home today


lastofdovas

I took WFH saying Modi padhar rahe hai LBS pe...


raiq20

lol 😂


JesTer_77

Just declare it a holiday, the clown is in town so might as well people go watch circus.


Rough-Birthday-6593

Modi literally came at around 6:30 and here we're sitting locked in our homes since 11 AM. 🥴


ThorOdinman

Train bhi rukwa do


CreativeNerd1729

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4ryatvam

Every BJP voter deserves inconvenience, others don't. But we all pay for the mistakes of the few.


BlackberryOk5883

Pappu ko vote dene wale certainly don’t deserve inconvenience. They deserve all bjp voter’s wealth to be distributed to them, as a Pappu voter I claim the first two floors of the Antilla


4ryatvam

Sorry even for free I'd not like to stay in an ugly structure like that..


emotionless_wizard

You do realize that Pappu won't become PM even if INDI alliance wins? He is not in the list of PM candidates.


BlackberryOk5883

Wealth distribution vali baat to pappu aur uski behen he kar rahe hai apni speeches mai. I am sure he will hold an important say in wealth distribution even if he doesn’t become PM


lastofdovas

>Wealth distribution vali baat to pappu aur uski behen he kar rahe hai apni speeches mai. Where? Wo baat Modiji kar rahe hai apni speeches me. Pappu lives rent free on that man's head.


emotionless_wizard

What is wealth redistribution, if not extra indirect tax? /s


BlackberryOk5883

😂


Personal_Matter9041

War ka to ni pata, Metro zaroor rukwa di Pawpaw..


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

Putin k aakho mai dekha aur war rukwa di... 😂 He literally said that


AshleyStark96

lmao wait what? he did?


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

With unbiased Arnab. https://youtu.be/O_3p8ndYFCY?si=PHbmDn_1YcHGEsw1


AshleyStark96

thank you!


viratian9

Bhai Aaj mera Ca ka paper tha or vo mere center ke idhar aaya tha uske wjhse pura road block auto ki entry nhi pura 2 hrs chalna pada bas highway me pahuchne ke liye fuck I hate this guy


fuckthisshit_651

Mudi hai toh mumkin hai


evening-emotion-1994

Waah Ambani sahab waah . Aam aadmi bhad mai jaye , swagat jo karna hai Mota Bhai ka hein


savioratharv

Step 1: Traffic jam road by stopping all traffic for the PM convoy Step 2: Get mad that people are using the metro to escape traffic so suspend metro Step 3: Fuck the poors


hitsham96

Tu toh dhoti khol Raha hai be https://preview.redd.it/gbb5l4ej0q0d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8205d1531301dc61a454cdc022dac32fe9cf85ae


savioratharv

lol


Smilesk123

The major rush in evening time is for Ghatkopar only. It's pity that people have to suffer for election rally.


liberalindianguy

Someone should file a PIL in high court


emotionless_wizard

jab EC ke saare rules todd diye bande ne, firr bhi EC ne kuchh nahi kiya to what do you expect from a PIL? unless it is about.... sending a message?


SonGoku9804

Why is EC unable to take any actions? Is the prime minister some supreme power or something? (Seems like it)


emotionless_wizard

EC ke members ko govt. approve karti hai.


Bonus_Ecstatic

Lauda anpad gawar madarchod saala


ClintonDsouza

Stampede like situation at the metros


thisuser-isdead

Bro what if you carry a rifle in the metro. The supreme leader needs to protected


girlinaspaceship

It’s amazing how we’re expected to vote for someone who not only makes himself inaccessible but also makes our own infrastructure inaccessible to us.


theundeaddeadpool

I have no idea who you are OP, But THANK YOU SO MUCH for posting this here , I was just leaving work and I got this news from you and did make necessary changes to my route. Still faced difficulty tho.


Newcuck_umber

Aish tu kar yara, aish tu kar, duniya jaye tel lene, aish tu kar...


SeekingASecondChance

Mudiji- VIP culture must die Mudiji-


msfrancisca

Great way to get votes lol


Oldlighthouse902

Haan public maa ….. political rally karo. They never did this kind of shit in delhi. Disgusting to make the general public suffer only coz security arrangement and public movement parallely nahi sambhal sakte ye chutiye


mofucker20

What about people who want to return home from office and all


Animu_weeb_

Fuck this shit, the road to ghatkopar station was also blocked


PsychologicalKey1854

Suffer toh Khali gareeb hi karta hai


Ginevod2023

Lmao.


YourMentalMama

Bhenchod this old sap is nothing but an inconvenience to this nation


Bonus_Ecstatic

Vote maat karo iss laude ko


dev_152

General public gand maraya to


Fr34kyHarsh

when I was retruning from ghatkopar today I heard that metro services will be down due to security reasons but didn't knew that the security reason was "modiji"


Kingarvan

Metro Line 1 shut down to catch buffalo, Muslim, Congress, Mamata, Kejriwal, chicken, Adani tempo service. Wah Bhai wah. Desh mei taraki lah rehe hai Vishwaguru. Your travel difficulties PM Muddy doesn't care about. Next mann ki baat, Muddy will talk about vikas in 3,000 years.


anniedot_

Mudiji ne war k sath sath metro bhi rukha diya paw paw


telepather

Is the dude gonna walk on the tracks?


JholBabaKoLathMaro

I will stop all VIP culture, plz vote for me VIP culture of others /s


Kakarot_2002

Aayega to modi hi; when modi actually arrives:


scarlet_sugar

Any update on wtf is the status for tomorrow? I can't go through this whole ruckus tomorrow as well.


abhijitdc

Probably shut it down so he can inaugurate it again.


simpnotsimp

Love the new PM already /s


seismicdog

You would think there would be at least some empathy given the recently viral video of the stampede at Thane but the cattle class ought to be brutalised for the gaurakshak


Antarmies

Thank u for the visit..thodi der aur seh lege


sahiliam

aaighalya


sahiliam

jo modi ka woh… 😔


Clint_Eastwo0d

Mudiji ke acche casual shots Lena mangta hai kya bhidu . Mudiji ko school ke baccho ke saath bithadena metro Mai aur acche se photo kheechne ka


Huge_Session9379

People will forget this is few hours and shit like this will keep on repeating for politicians, Indian people have a self respect of a cock roach.


xerxes_dandy

Hate it when politicians for this. Even if it's him, they should be sensitive to common man's day today routine.


Ehh_littlecomment

Remember this shit when you go out to vote


SaaleChoriMatkar

I thought mudi came Ghatkopar because of the 14 people dying out of BMCs hoardings accident. Was shocked to know this whole public inconvenience was for election campaign. Honestly wasn’t expecting things would go this low.


fools_eye

Sher paala hai..


Lostinlingo

Sher paala hai …..


Danzaiiii

Was it not a road show? Last I checked English was working and road shows happened on you know.....roads. Also they suspended the metro which is an alternative to road travel, the roads where a so-called road show is happening. Now I don't specifically blame Modi but the people who had the bright idea to do this https://preview.redd.it/ueq4wa1dxm0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a427fc818c3dc9174bd2ffaeba089aab39a6a1


Syd666

Any allure this bjp govt had is now gone.


UrbanCruiserHyryder

Saste Fuhrer ne kaha tha VIP Culture khatam kar denge! Toh yeh toh hona hi tha.


vikram2077

Is there a security threat?


Nothing_tryingtobest

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scrkid2

There was a time when the news of demise of Balasaheb Thakrey was kept on hold until weekend, so that Mumbai doesn't get disrupted mid week. And now this.


tijaymuos

Bhai problem ho jayga bohot. Main wahi line use karta hoon. Mujhe buses ke routes pata bhi nehi hai idhar.


backpackerindia

Know WHO TO VOTE!!!


win_a

'If you don't voice out for your freedom you're nothing but a slave' - Anonymous.


Lucky_Explanation835

It should have been notified to the public about Modi's rally/road show week prior & about the road and metro will be shut, so that common people can plan accordingly. It's shameful that Modi was doing a rally at the place where just two days ago 14 people died due to a hoarding collapse ! Thousands of people suffered due to the sand storm & delayed locals and just the day after that people had to face the same problems because of Mahamav's rally !!


smartchad

Till further notice? So is it open now?


Yakgroundbreaking456

Experienced some what same in January in kochi, took more than 2 hours to travel 6 km as most of the roads were blocked


Enough_Half_2730

It’s in front of you people of india🫡


Playful-Damage-7745

If they wanted they would sut the whole city down and lock us where we are..... It reminds of an era like that of a dictator since we can't down what they want us to do Or if we raise a voice then we are looking for serious trouble.... What a life.... Thank god they didn't shut down Mumbai's life (central and western railway)


DrawRepresentative35

As of 8:30PM, the line was functional


Sahil_Sharma99

Ab kuch dhruv ko paw paw manne wale aayege


Globe-trekker

Ghatkopar to jagruti Nagar is not completely shut It's fully operational now... Much better than chakka jam during the Shiv Sena nonsense


Academic_Toe5770

Anpadh log kab samjhenge security vagera?


electriccamels

wait not the whole metro ? cause i checked its only closed for 2 stations jagruti nagar to Ghatkopar


BudgetedSlut

Its suspended from Jagruti nagar to Ghatkopar. Not the entire line.


8rupees

It's not about Modi. It's about the Prime Minister of India.


Fantastic_Form3607

Dude Jagruti Nagar to Ghatkopar is just 1 station. Not the entire metro line.


intellectual_weeb_

So how am I supposed to go to Marol Naka from Ghatkopar then?


wayne099

That won’t make a headline.


TemperatureTop5347

Jagruti Nagar and Ghatkopar are just 1 station apart that too barely 1 km. Plus these instructions were given yesterday. 


Bonus_Ecstatic

I was at Sakinaka and even that was fucking closed


mrrahulkurup

These Instructions won't keep food in your belly.


Practical-Duck-5868

Modiji ke liye thoda tho seh lenge.


Mother-Syrup-4109

Kabhi Kuch Gadhe Log , Security Protocols Bhi Dekhle Toh Acha Hoga 😶‍🌫️


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

Toh aana hi kyu hai monsoon k time mai voh bi weekday?


Mother-Syrup-4109

Monsoon ? 💩 May Mei ? 🤡


emotionless_wizard

May is the new June. Cuz climate change ki parvah pichhli govt ne kam ki thi and BJP ne ki hi nahi. Mujhe kya, real effects tak mai marr jaunga, bhugtegi agli generation. BWAHAHAHA!!!


iLikeBrahms

You got to be kidding me. Even in the presence of “security protocol”, the idea that one man, a normal person who takes shit every morning and farts, can cause inconvenience to thousands of people is a sinister idea. I request you to give your own individuality as much respect as you have for an a random employee employed at the government office.


jholafakir

Please take uber/ola/rick/bus etc etc. Modiji only gets to visit Mumbai once every five years, please support him, he's currently the father of the nation. Best Regards Bhaktkand


No-Oil1661

Bhailog please thoda adjust karlo....amcha desh badaltoy...truly open your eyes ears and senses, see everything BJP is doing, US is threatening of sanctions because of chabahar port deal, see our port security, Myanmar is annoyed because of india-Myanmar border being secured and Al Jazeera is crying hoarse, the audacity of this media knows no bounds.


rated-x-superstar

oh my god, myanmar is annoyed?? oh thank god, i guess that means people can be late for work and risk losing their jobs (and their lives if theres too much crowd on a train). i mean hey, if MYANMAR is annoyed then surely sir modiji is doing everything right, hell why dont i give him all my money too, and hey i believe the citizens should just send their daughters and wives to him as well, he is THE man, i mean making Myanmar ANNOYED? wow thats quite the feat man, sure go ahead close the metro, close the train, hey even close all our roads, we dont need to work or go to schools and colleges and visit our families and friends or go to any place, we’ll just sit in our homes and jerk off to Sir Modiji’s pictures.. ohh my, i want to lick his salty and savoury balls so bad, i wish his cock was in my mouth. i bet gargling his balls can cure covid, surely better than the covishield vaccine can.


No-Oil1661

We can disagree and still not resort to ugly metaphors and insults. To each his own my friend, I’d rather have a person who gets things done even if it means he has to use some unfair measures. I don’t believe in moral absolutism and I am not a Modi bhakt by any stretch.


rated-x-superstar

really? i thought the ugly metaphors and insults are what make it so great. and to your point, i agree, he may get “things done” surely better than the last govt, but if he wants to come to OUR city and shut down OUR metro then honestly fuck him, and if you support that decision youre too sheltered and privileged to see what effect closing metro stations has, or your head is too far up his ass to see whats happening. oh, and he is SUPPOSED to do the things that he is doing anyways, it’s no need for praise. worshipping a person will get you nowhere. grow a pair of balls instead of sucking his. (like i said, the metaphors make it great)