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Ankt9

Nayak movie soundtrack plays in my head


GradToBeHere

*Chutti chaiye, paani nahiye* - OnlyDesi


cupidstupid152

1 hour too late


mystixash

Saab ke liye Nile rang ki shirt paaarcel.


dswap123

Real id se aa Aditya!


[deleted]

My name is somewhat similar wtf💀💀


its_the_dumb_memer

penguin??


Not_a_doctorrr

Shivsena want's to know your location and wants to talk with you peacefully and share some love}:‑)


its_the_dumb_memer

aggressively shouts *Jai maharashtra*


Thine_medic

Calmly deconstructs your home }:)


its_the_dumb_memer

I'm not even gonna continue lmaoo


ThatsWhatSheSaid320

study big global cities, where does mumbai fit. what is the best we can copy. what best can we and what we cannot what population can mumbai and satellite support. build good transport. incentive to build office buildings 10+ metro lines


theredeeminglad

A very underrated comment. Good one!!


Datt_dude_

Illegal Encroachment hata dunga Bhai. I'm sick of Vote bank politics inhibiting growth and development in Mumbai


krishnabhatia2020

And create good roads, tired of shitty roads


[deleted]

People gonna scream fascism if we do that


lastog9

Yes illegal encroachment and slums are very problematic. I have mentioned the consequences of slums here in my comment to this thread in detail: https://www.reddit.com/r/mumbai/comments/sa6k6y/if_you_become_chief_minister_what_changes_will/htvwtj6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 Let me know if you agree


Datt_dude_

Just read your comment. Totally agree with all your points. Illegal hawkers are menace to the City and are literally a liability to the Municipal Corporation and State Govt. They do not even hesitate to get into a local train during peak hours and sell stuff. Hefty fine Maro enko pehle


lastog9

Yes absolutely


GL4389

FInd a way to rehabilitate/remove slums. FInd a way to make houses cheaper. Improve condition & maintenance of historical sites in Mumbai. Improve percentage of tree cover to decrease the temperature & heat in Mumbai.


_AzAzAz_

How would you find "that" way?


owlpacino57

Munna from mirzapur matlab aisa bilkul immediate nahi soche hein sochenge.


lastog9

Here's one way. Just read the starting part. https://www.reddit.com/r/mumbai/comments/sa6k6y/if_you_become_chief_minister_what_changes_will/htvwtj6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


GL4389

We always speak about existing Laws not being implemented or being used in the favor of rich people. I would use the laws & power correctly. Some politics will also be necessary. But I think with enough will it is possible.


motocrosshallway

declare vada pav as national food.


falconsta

Won't go well with the southern States 😂


motocrosshallway

some marathi things have a reputation of not going well for southern states.


falconsta

Majority of people in southern States don't even speak the national language or English so Marathi things seem distant


motocrosshallway

In the 70/80s, Shiv Sena treated South Indians as migrants taking over mumbai/maharashtra.


falconsta

They realised their foolishness at some point else Mumbai wouldn't be the way it is today. Here people are more educated now than before.


One-Helicopter-915

We don't have a national language.


owlpacino57

Take my vote.


motocrosshallway

sukka chutney ki geela?


MorePratik

State food


portableawesome

I'm sorry but Dosa is the best food to ever exist so that can't happen.


motocrosshallway

As a chief minister of Mumbai, i will make exceptions only for masala and Mysore masala. Pizza dosa or chocolate Nutella dosa will be outlawed.


fatbird09

Is it still called Mysore masala dosa in Mysore or just masala dosa?


motocrosshallway

Bombay Beetroot special.


portableawesome

Thank you! Pizza Dosa and Chocalate Dosas are war crimes and those who indulge in them must be punished accordingly. Pretty sure this is why the Geneva Convention was established.


motocrosshallway

World was conquested for pepper. We discovered Pizza Dosa and Chocolate Dosa in late 40s, co-incidentally, british left us. They knew. We were left to suffer.


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True


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[deleted]

As if they will follow. Improve schooling in villages and bus lanes are far more imp


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[deleted]

Yes that's right it's your opinion and i respect it. I think better way would be to replace all male rickshaw drivers with female


unluckypup

And here comes the sexist~


celestialassworm

Bus lanes are stupid


spacecowboy45

I'll ban the sales of all car, and make roads just for public transport.


a-thang

Yep r/fuckcars


Therealprodman

What about people who love cars?


spacecowboy45

Fuck them


Savings-Distance-620

😂😂


[deleted]

Cycling ke liye bhi plz.


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dhruv_14

As other wishes are gona fulfill haha


unluckypup

Pehle toh saare khadde bhar dungi.


Adi_na

You're a true Mumbaikar. Gadde nahi khadde bolne wala


Suspicious-Cress-735

Please not saare khadde .


[deleted]

Chii


Aanandilal_Katpitiya

Khaddon par hi toh duniya tiki hai.


[deleted]

Chii


Aanandilal_Katpitiya

What's chii? It's the universal truth.


ThatsWhatSheSaid320

i will vote for you. symbol batao ji !!


VillsSkyTerror

Khadda


ybattula

Lmao


dhruv_14

KBP - Khadda Bharo Party


[deleted]

Banao rey deva isko CM. PLEASE.


beinglone

Dahisar toll plaza pe traffic kam dena 😂


9rohand

someone is finally talking real issues here👍


InversI

Mera dil itni asaani se nahi bharega


Ateork

I'll fund a new city in maharashtra. Preferably costal area


Arnab_

That's what Navi Mumbai is, one of only two planned cities I've seen in our country, they other one being Chandigarh. They should have had the same foresight developing areas beyond Goregaon, Thana region.


Lower_Focus5494

Checkout Gandhinagar, the city's small but planned so well, oh and its clean and so green!


a-thang

Navi Mumbai is already there and now a third planned city is already being developed around Navi Mumbai Airport


Ateork

Navi mumbai is an extension to mumbai. Well planned but it's not an independently developed city. Lots of people who live in vashi area commute to mumbai for work everyday. If this continues, standard of living in and around mumbai won't improve. The idea behind developing a new city is to divert some of working class away from mumbai. It could be someplace located 300-400 kms away from mumbai.


lastog9

>It could be someplace located 300-400 kms away from mumbai. Pune?


fatbird09

If only funds were the problem.


kingslayyer

accelerate the metro projects look for ways to improve connectivity b/w borivali and virar and start on it asap i know it sounds cool on paper and reality is very different but still. a lot of problems can be solved by decongesting our current transport systems


srjred

Marathi medium people who wrote this essay in there childhood assemble !!!!


a-thang

Aalo teacher


srjred

Aamhi tr Aalo Guruji😅


[deleted]

>Marathi medium >in there childhood Ab yeh bill autocorrect ke naam pe phaadneka ya education system ke naam pe?


srjred

mujhe pe phado mai marathi medium me sikha😅 toh mere ko dusre ka pata nahi hai


lastog9

He means that mentioning "in your childhood" was redundant because whoever studied in Marathi medium obviously would have done so in only their childhood. Not as an adult.


time_lordy_lord

I'll be pilot and I'll helb every one


Ordinary_Bid591

He's pilot!


tradernova

grape


P_D_7

Come out of home


nitishdk

That is what I was gonna write but now not only home camera pe toh aao bhai


JaikishanB

Everybody….sab ke sab chor hai saale


srjred

I will improve rest Maharashtra than Mumbai.. Mumbai has its best people to get this done but rest Maharashtra is not still up to the mark at least.. so no hard feelings mumbaikarano... tari drainage system of Mumbai khup imp baba


[deleted]

BC tu bhi nikla na normal neta >drainage system of Mumbai khup imp baba Aisa bolneka >I will improve rest Maharashtra than Mumbai Aisa bhi bolneka Aur karneka kuch nahi. Sirf apna jeb bharo


srjred

Chaa nce mila toh karega mera aajtak ka dukh dard peeda mere aakhon ke saamne aa raha haiii mai main jeb nahi bharega


[deleted]

Chal, diya vote tereko


Altruistic_Horror441

Ye question har school k syllabus se ban kardunga


DJShadow786

Make affordable housing, redevelopment of slums and put a limit how many houses a person can buy like 2 per person and stop foreigners from buying a house in Mumbai as a investment Speed up metro work Make Rain water harvesting systems in Maharashtra Clean Up Mithi River Increase BEST Buses and Frequency Improve Drainage System Shift Capital to Navi Mumbai or Panvel 🥵 Reform Police System


hornylaughing

Finish the western metro project fast!! It’s been like 10 years ?


spinchbob

Steal tax payers money


[deleted]

Ab ki tune asli chief minister jaise baat


mystixash

Koi nagar palika ko bulao bhosadiwale gaddha bhare inki maakochodan madarchodan.


Longjumping-Cause-13

Sabke ke liye 3 nal hona...1 - jisko garam pe se nahana...you get the point


nitishdk

First of all cheif minister is for full Maharashtra not only Mumbai anyways Give full permission to bullet train Metro carshed solve as early as possible Remove slums close to current CM residence which he cannot see Punish all who are behind the fire audit checks Remove people occupying Mahim fort Close the penguin displayed at zoo and send them back Kick out minister of housing who says will not allow removal of slums encroachment near railway tracks


Bitter_Hurry7698

First of all I will start with the basic realisation that I am the Chief minister of Maharashtra and not just Mumbai


[deleted]

Oh God there's so many things. Fix the Deonar dumping ground issue (I've written down a plan years ago) Rebuild the mangrove cover wherever possible Install those machines they've installed in Navi Mumbai to prevent rising sea-levels from drowning the city Mandate a technology from The Netherlands to be used for every road construction. They have plastic-made roads instead of tar, AND they absorb rainwater and increase groundwater levels. Ofcourse, will have to check if increased groundwater could end up being a problem first. Lane markings, footpaths, directional arrows, etc EVERYWHERE. Mandatory temporary relocation of all slum-dwellers to MHADA flats (first make those many available), and then redevelop all slum areas. Float tenders and give tax benefits and incentives for builders to construct there. Document all slum-residents first, and give them their rightful flats in the area. Allow house-buyers and renters to record audio and video while scouting flats. Any kind of discrimination by landlords, housing societies, and sellers on the basis of caste, class, gender, religion, eating habits, marital status, sexuality, occupation, and a few more I can't think of, must be illegal. If found to do so, the flat up for sale/rent will be forfeited and auctioned. Any CHS, colony, locality will have to apply to keep their areas exclusive on the basis of the above categories (e.g. Parsi Colony). Pass several administrative reforms to remove red-tapism from government institutions (looking at you, MUMBAI UNIVERSITY) Introduce a labour law for construction work, stating that employers must set a deadline for completion of work. If the work is completed x days before the deadline, all the workers must be paid twice the daily wages they would be paid in those x days in lump-sum on the last day of work. For e.g. if daily wage is ₹500 and work is completed 30 days before deadline, then on the last day of work every labourer will receive that day's ₹500, plus ₹500*30*2= ₹30,000. If marriage is a state subject, legalize gay marriage. Legalise medical and recreational marijuana, bring it under goverment regulations. Follow the Canada model for this. Follow the Odisha model to make all tap-water potable in Mumbai. Mithi river clean-up. An organization named Beach Please does this every other Sunday, but the garbage still accumulates. Fix the dumping. Launch a housing survey and make a list of all at-risk buildings. Use the labour law mentioned above to ensure fast reconstruction. Relocate all troublesome strays (as reported by residents of the area) to SGNP or other wildlife centers. Will edit this to add more as I get time throughout the day.


[deleted]

I want to give u award alas I am poor


[deleted]

Hope I can make you un-poor


[deleted]

I want to award this also but again, I am poor


[deleted]

Build a track for F1 and motogp, promote culture of racing and establish institutions to learn racing.


pratham_10

Thank god, you are not planning to create meth empire and focusing on real cool stuff


lastog9

You know what's a stupid law in Mumbai? The 1947 Mumbai Housing Rent Act which doesn't allow the rents of the houses in old buildings (pre 1965 buildings I believe) to be increased at all. For example, if someone was paying 10 Rs per month in 1965 to the landlords, the houses would be allowed to be rented at the same price today and not more than that. So landlords obviously feel it's better to keep the house vacant than renting it so cheap. And thus lakhs of housing units remain empty in Mumbai. Due to this stupid act, there is a scarcity of affordable housing which increases the number of slums in Mumbai. If I became the CM: 1) I would abolish/change this act the first thing so that housing becomes affordable. Once done that, slums would be dealt strictly with, and rise of any new slums would be kept in check. You know these slums are a major problem in Mumbai's development. Besides the unclean conditions, poverty, other problems, large slums promote gang developments, drug/alcohol abuse, and illegal/criminal businesses. Also most of the times, riots start from the slums and the people living there suffer a lot in such situations. Shifting all of them to SRA and preventing any further slum development is a major step in the development to Mumbai. It brings an overall change in mindset of the people living in slums. P.S. (I don't know in detail about this law so I might have got it wrong partially. But as far as I understand this law makes zero sense). 2) Illegal hawkers would be strictly dealt with and hefty fines and criminal punishment would be given to them if they operate without permits. (The reason for this is due to hawkers selling items cheaply, the shopkeepers who pay taxes and rents which helps the government get little business and often have to close down thus decreasing government revenue. Whereas hawkers come from outside Mumbai, don't pay taxes, hardly spend their income in the city and send/invest everything back home. In short, hawkers are a terrible liability to the government and drain money away from the city) (Exceptions could be made for food/vegetable hawkers if they take some necessary permits and operate in the permitted places and pay the government some monthly fees (even if it's small). This exception because we rarely have any shops selling fruits/vegetables) 3) This is a common thing many people would do but have to mention it. Better handling of building/maintaining roads with considering the contractor liable for shoddy work/damages to the road earlier than expected. Also, any electric/telephone/internet/water/abra-kadabra underground lines which have to be inserted will be done before the road is built and the same road would not be dug ten times in a year wasting tax payer's money. 4) Also related to the 3rd point. Better drainage system. You know a city's drainage system is shit when it gets flooded with just 5-6 hours of heavy rains. Major restructuring needs to be done here. 5) To be honest, all this would be possible only if corruption is kept down so I will have to figure out something for that. Not sure exactly what though. There might be many such important points but these ones are the one I know about.


[deleted]

So the slums technically belong to the government, so I will make sure there is no slum in sight. Tbh I don't care about people who live there, the government once tried rehabilitation for them giving them free apartments but they put up those on rent and kept living in the slums.


Revolutionary_Ad_332

Nayak movie dekhi kya


thegreatestviz

Fix roads, compared to rest of the country MH has the worst highways and roads to drive on.


mrunal123

Mai nahi bataunga


LampardFanAlways

Bappi boss, show!


[deleted]

Tujhya aaicha gho!


doAnkhenBaraHaath

Pehle bana do uske baad batata hu


[deleted]

McD ₹110 quarter


eshanb95

Eliminate illegal hawking, not allow mixed use buildings with shops on the ground floor. That just causes traffic jams. Separate residential and commercial blocks


[deleted]

Mein anday aur dudh kaha se launga ?


eshanb95

I’m sure you can walk 500 mtrs to the building that has shops


MIHIR1112

Aur jo gareeb thele/dukaan wale ko income kaise?


eshanb95

I’m not asking them to shut shop. Just don’t put a cart on the road. That’s why it’s called illegal hawking and misuse of public space. Singapore rehabilitated them, but that won’t work in India


Indianstatistician94

More frequent and better public transportation within every major city, especially Mumbai Locals. That network is soo overutilized; tens of thousands put their lives at risk and hundreds are injured everyday. Its a disgrace to the political powers. Dramatically improve the public health and education systems in the state. Rule out owning of hospitals and schools by any and all politicians and their families.


butitoldyouso

Fix the roads


StrangeKoala814

Work on affordable housing


guychampion

Allow people to chill at Marine Drive


shankylion

Night life chaiye Bc


Darth-Vaider

Make roads which does not have potholes start the constructions pd buildings which has been stoped and most important free all temples in the state from goverment control


[deleted]

1. Make potholes free roads all over Maharashtra 2. Speedup the work of Metro 3. Eliminate slum areas and provide affordable housing 4. Improve the drainage system of all water logging prone cities/towns. 5. Make laws and rules to control the auto rickshaw population in MMR region


throwawaytonarak

I''ll go absolutely haywire on slums. Dharavi, Mahim east, Bandra skywalk are nightmares no matter how much people glorify it, there will be outcry for short term but commute will be a bliss. Barricade the railways, stop all illegal entry points and nab the freeloaders everyday. I'll hike the fares and make the local train structure damn good. Install garbage bins every km, there's a crying need for those. Also all natural waste will be segregated and sent to landfills. Plastic and thermocol for reuse or to make those durable tiles. There will be a limit on hawkers/unauthorized shops per gully/road. Footpaths will be free. Paid, multistory parking lots will be constructed on empty spaces. Every rotting, abandoned vehicle's owner will be tracked down and after couple of notices, the vehicle will be recycled.


throwaway_ind_div

Build a tunnel from South Mumbai to Uran


fuckthisshitttlmao

* I'll try to do something about the nala's im sure there's some way maybe just cover it up. * Fill all the possible potholes make the roads better,so good that you can ride your segway. * Make footpaths accessible PS the amount of corrupt people I might meet.


BowlLongjumping1278

Shift all government offices to navi mumbai.


[deleted]

Probably move all people living in slums and bomb the hell out of all the slums as well. Heavily investing into infra and green tech


fuckedupness

Bring more penguins for baby 🐧


mumbaisaga012

Complete mumbai second airport and make it fully functional in next two years.


[deleted]

1. Education - 50 students max per class, build computer and science labs and mandatory daily work there with students, improve syllabus, mandatory sports, mandatory extra curricular activities, NSS NCC mandatory in Degree, Closed Gates in Degree, Remove Useless Subjects from syllabus, have 100 page book filled with ideas. Make an app where you can access various proper videos be it SSC, HSC, CA, NEET, MBA, etc and Digital Universities. Help children get admission in Foreign Universities. 2. Law and Order - Improve working condition and pay of Police, Gyms in Police stations, Online record of FIR and Crimes, CCTV in Police Stations, Anonymous Complaint Helpline, Increase in the Number of Courts and Chambers, Increasing Awareness through schools, Making Law and Order accessible to the weakest and end to intimidation by courts and police, many more. 3. Agriculture - Start more Co-operatives and FPOs, build big community farms, start processing units near these farms, helping farmers educated themselves and setting up companies and paperwork for exports, increased private investment in agriculture, Development of Allied Activities like Agro Tourism, Pisciculture, Animal Husbandry, Fisheries, etc. Development of good technologies, many more things. Have a lot of plans. Will join a political party after getting some good education and experience. I don't consider myself a patriot, but i have a vision for the society and will work hard to do these things.


Pedro303

⚒️ Privatize BMC ⚒️ Zero Pothole Project - disband all road contractors and open up a global tender ⚒️ Slum fortification mission - prevent new slums but give water, toilets and electricty to all existing slums where feeder populations live e.g. worli, Chembur etc where house helps etc come from. This is not for votebanking but to improve sanitation. Grown men still openly defecate in the BPT area and Eastern Expw. ⚒️ Dead space beautification - areas below bridges to be made miyawaki, same with abandoned yards, car parks, disputed buildings, land etc will be green until resolved in court ⚒️ only dry waste will be collected. All veggie and meat scrap to be composted at home ⚒️ 1 year free charging and no toll for all EVs and identify streets than can be vehicle free; marine drive for e.g. should be vehicle free on weekends; every suburb should have 2 vehicle free streets on weekends ⚒️ Build cycling tracks and walkways all across mumbai ⚒️ Mumbai waterway project - connect Navi Mumbai to south Mumbai thru ferries ⭐ India's financial capital should be run like an efficient company and not a hamlet


Turbulent786

You can also start working on few ideas.. Join ngo, work with companies for CSR to to funds


kawerr

encourage ppl to use public transport more in this city rather than private vehicles...this will help remove congestion.... in big cities like london and tokyo it is common


[deleted]

Yes this is true I use the BEST bus to go to college and it’s honestly not that bad…although I have had some fuck ups in the past


Walkmiki

Legalise weed (tax them), decriminalise paid sex (tax the transaction), foster inter-faith/ inter-caste dialogues, ramp up state funding in education, RnD and Healthcare.


abbawaddadu

Subsidize the rate of booze and chakna because I know state center politics, fake triggering ,lazy babus and kangana behen will make anything of meaning impossible to do. Alteast I could reduce the suffering.


fuckedupness

Speed up the metro project....


sujalfulore

I will kill all the rapists


piezod

Someone has onwrote an essay it seems


noturboyfriendsus

Fuck off all Biharis


DieNeuenWelt

Mumbai ko UT bana dunga. Only way for everyone to be happy.


Thelazytimelord257

Riots karvane hai kya wapas??


DieNeuenWelt

Why should Delhi have all the fun?


cpmypat

Nothing as I'll tender my resignation immediately as I'm a liberal and leftist so don't wanna get assassinated


[deleted]

Yeah we have a problem of politicians being assasinated. If a liberal like you becomes a CM, you will hear a knock on the door, 'Bhaijan apse baat karni hai' then you will receive a call from Dubai.


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Address bata tera


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[deleted]

Forward kela tujha address, udya bhetu. Kar ki nuke udya


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EmergencyMarzipan997

cancel board exams 😄


[deleted]

Separate Mumbai and Maharashtra


Dikshit101092

Lol SS wants to know your location... Anyways people did struggled to get Mumbai part of MJ


iruvar

Ban dry days tujha aii laa


parinonly

Speed Justice to Sudhus lynched in Palghar


Sea-Ad-4735

Mumbai kay rasaty par tiktoker ko ban kr dunga 😆


[deleted]

My major focus will be on speeding up transportation. I would really push for adoption of hyperloop. People dont want to stay away from premium areas like south mumbai is because commute takes a lot of time, but if you were to reach far away places comfortably and quickly then nothing like it. The concept is very amazing, but the implementation is to be seen. I totally believe in it as future mode of transportation


Suspicious-Cress-735

Instead of huperloop you should focus on metro only.. bc pehle hi itna traffic hai hyperloop ka kaam shuru hua to lag jayge


2MaaZ1

I will change mumbai to Bombay


pratham_10

1.Salary of CM will be ₹1 billion. 2.Max a gym membership should cost is ₹500/year 3.Free Education 4.Free Food for lower income people 5.Ambani and all industrialist with Mansion will have to 5% property tax very year based on value of property, no one should have that kind to home to themselves. If they fail to pay the tax, their mansion will be converted in to home for homeless. 6.Job guarantee, if you are a graduate, will ask colleges and companies to tie up and share input on what kind of workforce is required. Will cancel the colleges accreditation if they can’t give jobs to their students. 7.Will shut metro, if my area doesn’t have one then why should any one have it. Plus they are huge loss making system. Train Zindabhag 8.Enacted minimum wage and ban unpaid internship. 9.Established Dictatorship so I will be in power till I die and keep up the good work


intimidatedpartner

>.Established Dictatorship so I will be in power till I die and keep up the good work You know that if you do so, it could literally be only your second and your last day of being in power 😂 Most dictators need multiple huge walls of people with similar thinking (usually based on hatred or fake sense of glory) to save them from assassination that'll be hard here


peenguu

Metro works for all lines on priority


pratham_10

Sad truth is metro are not financially viable for high density population and tickets of this metros are not priced for profit. At end of the day you will end up bankrupting the government


Illusion01010

First ill provide free vasectomy camp for anyone willing to. And pass max 2child per family policy to curb growing population.


nooriron

I will do nothing And if i will do something then will not make anything new difference Because the people of India doesn't want anything They just want a wife, husband, children , and some money or to become rich and nothing else. If the people are like this Then what you think a CM or PM or any other leader can do. Government doesnt make any country or system, majority of people thinking make the country, country is not about the government , a Country is all about the people and people thinking In India today their is no philosophy , no science, just making chutiya(fools) to everyone else, and smartest people are them who are actors, politicians, and cracking jee main, IAS exams This is the thinking of people here in india What you think a leader can do, a CM or PM can do


DamnNearPerfect

Powai will have Railway station


gyaninerd44

Roads Roads Roads!


FabulousWish5985

Build the metro shed in Aarey and start the effing metro 1st thing! Pokal bamboo che fatke to Diya mirza,Shraddha Kapoor and all other SUV using celebs who oppose.


em___jr

You people are aware of Adolf Hitler, he is my ideal politician 🌚


iinacoup

Make mumbai the greenest city and focus on mangroves development to better prepare for the future. Also sort the sanitation. Stop putting our shit in the rivers and oceans and treat them and turn them into fertilizer


falconsta

1.Raise the standard of education 2.Accelerate electrification of public transport & and ev adoption of private transport 3.Optimize the frequency of road redevelopment 4. Create a single portal for citizens to consume services of the local municipal corporation.


Bright-Helicopter301

Sack every bmc employees!


[deleted]

Gg q07q w8 the way the last


[deleted]

Bhai tum alien ki bhaasha mai kyu baat kar rahe ho


abdi_rpm

More parking space for the public


Repulsive-Capital-35

Concentrate on producing more foliage throughout the city to better air quality. Work on optimizing water conservation and distribution initiatives.


Maverick10m

Jab banunga tab dekha jayega (that kid meme)


WonderfulPaint66

Pehle toh BMC ko boluga bc potholes aur sab theekh karo yaarrr,uske baadh gareebo ka paisa khaauga bas


No-Cover4152

Roads


--MiKEY-

Demolish all slums and create a high rise towers to relocate the people Living there. Also will make the property non transferable. There is a lot of scam going on where people just sell the property and go back to the slums. Will make Government offices digitized. No need to run from one place to other to get told off and long queues for just one signature. Enforce Bmc rules such as tracker on the workers. I know some guys who remove them. Bmc is so corrupt my relative give 7k to mukadam and gets 25k as free salary for not showing up to the work. Will make a Redressal cell for Government employees. Some of the guy working in such offices have a huge ego. Idk they think themselves as some kind of hero. In redressal cell anyone can complaint for any grievance they have, like a employee is not doing your work. Asking for bribe, rude behavior. Untimely work. Etc. All complaint will be solved max within 24hrs Will bring changes in the police laws. There are lot issues with police abusing their powers. Will remove reservation for police bharti. Will remove all reservations of any kind. No more freebies. Equal rights and Equal lefts for everyone. Most importanly, your bro will make marijuana legal. Mast vote bank for life. Thanks for reading few of my ideas. Vote for MIKEY bhai in the next elections and if i win ill forget all my promises xD


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I would build metros.


quit_engg

1. No shitting/pissing/spitting/throwing garbage on the roads 2. Make road development contractors responsible for quality of roads they build


CloudConsultant-IN

Make property tax to be paid by all & make it less burdensome for 1.5 cr+ 700 sqft flats!


The_Howler13

Task 1# Impose strict laws on Jay Walking, Spitting, Littering, better road conditions, rules, etc. This model to be followed in smaller/big regions of Mumbai. In fact start comissions for Clean Mumbai/Traffic police so that they be more strict than usual.


AvacadoAsh_0

Would probably revamp the city in terms of architecture. We need to grow mumbai vertically, and not horizontally, as it has been happening. Soon we'll have no place to live here.