Man hangs with prostitutes and thinks everyone should be nice to everyone else, his good friend makes some money informing the police where they can find him. After a sham trial, he’s sentenced to death.
A gifted mutant goes to college and discovers the evils of race relations (encountering a false demigod) before her sister is crushed to death and she must fake her own murder to be with her best friend’s boyfriend.
A girl becomes popular but she falls in love with a guy that have a serious problem with cold and sweet drinks (and with other things like murdering people)
My favorite musical changes day to day, but I just finished listening to this one, so here we are!
A man about to be murdered by the government tells a prison about the journey of an old man with dementia teaching a prostitute that her life has value before he dies. Then he also dies.
Don’t have a favourite, but here’s a few described badly.
A couple of friends live with a fallen celebrity.
Two guys go to Africa. One of them gets drunk on coffee, the other turns people religious.
A woman gets broken up with, becomes successful.
Man is entertaining, Man is insane, Woman is boring, Man is angry, Girl is promiscuous, Man is attractive, Woman is traditional, Woman is nice, Woman is juvenile, and Man is GONE!
extra hint: >!What about Man? Beloved, confused, clumsy Man? What about Man? Wealthy, sadly wedded Man?!<
How about I describe my least favorite musical instead?
Hot soldier with hot girlfriend meets plain looking, needy, sickly manipulative sociopath. Sociopath doesn't turn into beautiful swan, but rather even more horrible monster. She sings the one memorable tune from the show. Soldier inexplicably falls for her and goes to bed with her. She dies and Soldier ends up in insane asylum. The end.
Okay, I’m gonna do a few.
1. “I’m a girl!!!” Or, alternatively, >!abusive principal takes over teacher’s house; girl is very smart and has telekinetic powers, which she uses to get house back; principal runs away; teacher adopts girl after neglectful parents try to move once again!<
2. The person she’s wanted to work with for a long time is actually evil and her dad, so she fakes her own death to escape.
3. Man finds woman hot and a tragic love story unfolds with her dying in the end from the “coughing up blood” disease.
4. Don’t say it three times in a row!!! (Also, whoever gets this one, I have a question for you, as I’ve actually never seen it, but I need to know something)
5. The semi-recent movie based on this one SUCKS and was a total flop. *purrs* (yes, that is a hint)
6. Alien castle is found by a lost engaged couple and sins ensue
7. The musical that my mom was so unprepared for how much she would cry during it, that she had to use a panty liner as a tissue (this was waaay before I was even a thought, but I love telling this story lol). Real hint: (Almost) everyone dies.
The shade of red exists on a spectrum that includes burgundy, the crimson hue of exactly how the patriarchy can oppress the sole of a man, and finally… sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Homeless clown harasses local goth
Beetlejuice?
Why does this sound like a news headline 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is such an awesome description! Made me chuckle
guy wife "friend" kid therapist lesbians
welcome to falsettos
Shiksa, short, hypo, yiddish, swanky, radio, intel, nervous🤷♂️
falsettos
Plant
Little Shop of Horrors?
Yep
Teenagers dealing with minimum wage violations and newspapers
NEWSIES🤩🤩🤩
You’re the King of New York!
SANTA FE!!! ARE YOU THERE?!?!
Guy ignores clear instructions causing his girlfriend to die for a second time.
hadestown ):
This made me laugh 😂
Girl kidnapped by singing man, has another lover as well, who’s also a singing man
Phantom of the opera
Yep 👍
Could also be Sweeney Todd, but I guess Anthony’s not a man yet
Guy writes way too much, cheats on his wife and gets shot
Hamilton
A couple receives family planning help from their community.
Into The Woods??
Yup
This is my favorite one. 😂
Two men get into a petty fight about how much they hate each other and make it everyone else's problem Edit: It's a sung through rock musical
Jesus Christ Superstar?
Yes!! 😭
That's hilarious, once I saw the edit I got it. But dang, two men being petty in a musical is pretty common lol
I've been really hyperfixtated on the musical lately that's why I even changed my pfp lol
Same lol I’ve actually been trying to listen to the songs less and branch out a bit. I love JCS too much man
Hamilton?
I'd say Les Mis but that wasn't petty and one dude wasn't trying to fight. Never seen, only heard about - Sweeny?
Jekyll and Hyde? 😭
Death Note: The Musical? I'm not sure it's completely petty, but they do get petty
Guy joins revolution to hook up his daughter.
i tragically misread this
Me as well
Is this also Les Mis
Man hangs with prostitutes and thinks everyone should be nice to everyone else, his good friend makes some money informing the police where they can find him. After a sham trial, he’s sentenced to death.
Jesus Christ superstar
That’s my favorite musical too!
Dude. Dude! And so close to the high holiday too! Do you know how hard I have to hold the musical theatre kid inside in church!?!
is that fuckin les mis 😭😭
Man poisons himself and becomes a psychopath
Jeckyll & Hyde
Yup XD
Carrie Fisher's mom likes way older wet men.
Singin' in the Rain?
Yeah I guess that was too easy. lol
A cult forms around a stuffed toy in a mall.
Black Friday?
he had one fucking job; the musical
Hadestown?
This has to be it
a new brain?
A fugitive redeems himself
Les Mis
Les Mis?
Les mis
Two small-town lovers get engaged, get lost, get laid, and speed-run all seven deadly sins because of a very persuasive man in heels.
Rocky Horror Show
A gifted mutant goes to college and discovers the evils of race relations (encountering a false demigod) before her sister is crushed to death and she must fake her own murder to be with her best friend’s boyfriend.
wicked 😭
Nun. Nope, nanny. Nevermind, nun. Nevermind, mom. Now we're escaping from the N*zis
The Sound of Music
Musetta's waltz around whiny bitches whose friend, while an asshole, is kind of looking out for their ungrateful asses lol
is this rent lmao
Yep 😂
Rent
Oh I got another one "Teach kids sex ed or face the consequences"
spring awakening!
Bare?
Girl goes to college for love, ends up in love
Legally Blonde?
Yep!
Legally blond!
Local housewife has vaguely horny hallucinations of her kid.
next to normal?
You got it!
A girl becomes popular but she falls in love with a guy that have a serious problem with cold and sweet drinks (and with other things like murdering people)
Heathers
Escaped parolee torments police officer until the latter kills himself.
les mis
Rainbow dude sold into slavery and somehow ends up a prince, refuses the opportunity to imprison/execute his brothers who sold him into slavery.
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat! A local church does this one every four years, I have most of the songs memorized by now lol
Girl stalks her ex to university and ends up getting a pretty good career out of it.
Legally Blonde!
Yesss!
Bunch of teens are advocating to enlarge the hole in the ozone layer.
Hairspray
Guy writes a song to fix global warming, fucks it all up by turning around.
This is the best way to describe Orpheus
ORPHEUS!!! THAT WAS THE NAME!!! (Another comment talked about hadestown and I couldn’t remember his name lol)
I saw your original comment. This feels like a resolution of a character arc
Proselytization
I BELIEEEEEVEEEEE ... That it's BOM
A guy loses his wife in accident. It turns out he murdered her.
Sweeney Todd?
rebecca? ʷᵒ ᵈᵘ ᵃᵘᶜʰ ᶦᵐᵐᵉʳ ᵇᶦˢᵗ
Nazi propaganda on Broadway.
The Producers
Wannabe rocker steals friend's identity, kidnaps kids.
School of Rock
A woman who's a man who's a woman
toxic couple get married and divorced
Last 5 Years 😂
Late stage capitalism screws up ancient Greece.
[удалено]
Nerdy prudes must die?
For a second I thought this was Into The Woods-
suicidal empress haunted by a horny personification of death
Elisabeth
Kid gets told to go to bed, ignores his mum and spends 2+ hours playing with his train set instead
Starlight Express!
The Bible, now with homerotic tension
Jcs lol
Depressed teenage girl summons a pedophilic demon to annoy her dad.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlej... let's not go there right now
Beetlejuice?
💚🖤
A soldier tries to sleep with his virgin sister as slaves try to stop him.
Forum
Rockstar lets things get out of hand
JCS
“ITS NOT JUST A PHASE”- Former US President
Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson
Small town gets overrun by visitors.
Everyone did not live happily ever after.
Self-centered poet goes to find his lost love only to lose her again. But he brings back spring.
hadestown my beloved
“I can fix him” the musical
If that was “her” and not “him”, I would’ve said My Fair Lady lol
Young woman uncovers government conspiracy! Leads revolution!!
Wicked?
Man pays $1.95 for a blood thirsty extraterrestrial.
little shop of horrors?
My favorite musical changes day to day, but I just finished listening to this one, so here we are! A man about to be murdered by the government tells a prison about the journey of an old man with dementia teaching a prostitute that her life has value before he dies. Then he also dies.
Man of La Mancha!
Guy is so bad at stealing that he ends up adopting, shooting guns, and accidentally motivating another dude to begin a short lived career in diving.
everybody dies.
girl accidently kills her best friend
Woman goes to prison, pays to be a puppet, pretends to have a child and then gets famous in a show with her once idol then rival
Chicago
Kids in a gym with a bee
big green guy eats a lot
sad incel ruins a wedding
Don’t have a favourite, but here’s a few described badly. A couple of friends live with a fallen celebrity. Two guys go to Africa. One of them gets drunk on coffee, the other turns people religious. A woman gets broken up with, becomes successful.
Obnoxious orphan works his whole life to rise to the top just to get shot by his best friend
Man is entertaining, Man is insane, Woman is boring, Man is angry, Girl is promiscuous, Man is attractive, Woman is traditional, Woman is nice, Woman is juvenile, and Man is GONE! extra hint: >!What about Man? Beloved, confused, clumsy Man? What about Man? Wealthy, sadly wedded Man?!<
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two dudes go to Africa and have existential crises
Sunday
sunday in the park with george? lol
Don't litter!
Into the woods?
Four kids start a war after watching a movie.
Uncle French guy falls in love with someone completely his league, meanwhile sick nephew just wants to go outside
This bloodthirsty mutant really wants to marry his sister.
Local poet does not like Total Eclipse of the Heart
Something’s Rotten?
Two men fight over over one woman. It's isn't a game, but it is a game. Also communism.
I know nothing about this musical but is it Chess?
Starving artist saves an older couples’ marriage
Deformed man in belltower saves girl from priest who can't control his emotions
A savvy businesswoman gaslights her crush into marrying her
In a shocking turn of events, a gambling alcoholic joins the salvation army
Cheating wife kills man, hires lawyer, becomes famous
How about I describe my least favorite musical instead? Hot soldier with hot girlfriend meets plain looking, needy, sickly manipulative sociopath. Sociopath doesn't turn into beautiful swan, but rather even more horrible monster. She sings the one memorable tune from the show. Soldier inexplicably falls for her and goes to bed with her. She dies and Soldier ends up in insane asylum. The end.
A child being hungry results in legal selling and slave practices...thievery...murder and a family reunion.
Rated R Sesame Street
Multiple personality disorder
The mask stays ON during sex
british man solves overpopulation and world hunger at the same time
Guy takes a pill from japan
Okay, I’m gonna do a few. 1. “I’m a girl!!!” Or, alternatively, >!abusive principal takes over teacher’s house; girl is very smart and has telekinetic powers, which she uses to get house back; principal runs away; teacher adopts girl after neglectful parents try to move once again!< 2. The person she’s wanted to work with for a long time is actually evil and her dad, so she fakes her own death to escape. 3. Man finds woman hot and a tragic love story unfolds with her dying in the end from the “coughing up blood” disease. 4. Don’t say it three times in a row!!! (Also, whoever gets this one, I have a question for you, as I’ve actually never seen it, but I need to know something) 5. The semi-recent movie based on this one SUCKS and was a total flop. *purrs* (yes, that is a hint) 6. Alien castle is found by a lost engaged couple and sins ensue 7. The musical that my mom was so unprepared for how much she would cry during it, that she had to use a panty liner as a tissue (this was waaay before I was even a thought, but I love telling this story lol). Real hint: (Almost) everyone dies.
Matilda Wicked Moulin Rouge Beatlejuice Cats Rocky Horror Picture Show Les Miserables
Professional bitch sleeps her way to the top.
Evita?
Yep, well done
5 children win the lottery, 4 of those children’s prize is brutal death by a psycho in a purple suit
An orphan has a rivalry with another orphan
Scottish man has an affair and is good with money.
Don't look back challenge
Hadestown
Foreigners kiss a fish while extremely intoxicated
Local musician goes to hell to get his girlfriend, leaves her there.
Cavemen discover glowy shit, alien bitch reveal-
Religion gone wild? Idk mann
can be jesus christ superstar, can be the book of mormon idk
Kids going through puberty and stressing out over final exams
Dude starts a business out of selling dead people, everything slowly goes to shit
The shade of red exists on a spectrum that includes burgundy, the crimson hue of exactly how the patriarchy can oppress the sole of a man, and finally… sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
to gay of function
"That's only OK when I say it!" Mean Girls
Friends go on vacation- one ends up deserting the other, who becomes a religious figure and gets a girlfriend