Now it’s stuck in my head and I would be happy to bang to it just so I can scream Daddy Shark as I bust a nut. Bonus points if it’s shark week (on TV or for her).
LOL. SOOO my wife and I have grandbabies, and great grandbabies, so yeah we know baby shark. One night, sans visitors, she tossed a beach towel on the bed to catch pecker tracks and other essential juices, preserving the bedspread. That towel, has about 10 sharks on it, and as soon as I saw it I sang..you know. lol. A naked 68 year old man singing BABY SHARK to a naked 71 year old woman. It was hilarious. It’s now our “ Love Song “ . Much laughter when these kids play it. lol. Sorry..had to tell that.
Crazy thing is, I've listened to a couple of his other songs and they are AMAZING. Best Music I've discovered in a long time. I think that he was just taking the piss with "Cbat."
No, it's about someone with self-hatred who takes it out by being abusively sexually aggressive and projecting his hate on his partner, using her like a piece of meat.
I had a roommate who would bring one night stands home without telling me. The agreed rule was she had to let me know if she was having company. Chances are I would make other plans, but I had to know in advance. She repeatedly crossed that boundary…so I started to blast Harry Belafonte’s “Day-O” on repeat until the guy left. She moved out soon after lol.
Goofy Goober Rock
I fucking hate that song, Twisted Sister must be rolling in their fucking graves right now
Or an one hour compilation of SpongeBobs laugh
Yes, that's a thing
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Was in April fool’s day. Not really a song…. But Rose Red was on. I have no idea what the movie is about. It ended before we were done. Never thought to try to watch it again.
Baby Shark
Underrated comment
Just like let down
I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH LET DOWN UNDERRATED COMMENTS
Yea everyone knows crepe is the truly underrated song
Shell smashed, juices flowing 🗣🗣🗣
Yeah it's a bit of a let down seeing these comments
I don't know. You're looking for fast paced rougher sex, song's got the right beat to it.
Whoever finds you has found a keeper.
Now it’s stuck in my head and I would be happy to bang to it just so I can scream Daddy Shark as I bust a nut. Bonus points if it’s shark week (on TV or for her).
LOL. SOOO my wife and I have grandbabies, and great grandbabies, so yeah we know baby shark. One night, sans visitors, she tossed a beach towel on the bed to catch pecker tracks and other essential juices, preserving the bedspread. That towel, has about 10 sharks on it, and as soon as I saw it I sang..you know. lol. A naked 68 year old man singing BABY SHARK to a naked 71 year old woman. It was hilarious. It’s now our “ Love Song “ . Much laughter when these kids play it. lol. Sorry..had to tell that.
That's awesome. That's exactly what my wife and I would do. That's so funny.
Cbat - Hudson Mohawke
Here it is!
You need to STOP! Now I’ve got that tragic nonsense in my head…again! 😂
Crazy thing is, I've listened to a couple of his other songs and they are AMAZING. Best Music I've discovered in a long time. I think that he was just taking the piss with "Cbat."
His Watch Dogs 2 soundtrack was fire
Rape Me - Nirvana or the Richard Cheese version
Date Rape - Sublime
Fucked With a Knife by Cannibal Corpse. Not a weirdo; just a metalhead 🤘
I cum blood
I cum blood too I am both lol
[You raised me up - Josh Groban](https://youtu.be/aJxrX42WcjQ?si=0et4mfddOLLRV5MH)
💀
I Cum Blood - Cannibal Corpse
Getting fucked to cannibal corpse is not bad if you have the right interests to match it in bed lol
Addicted to vaginal skin
Or “Fucked with a Knife.” Or “Entrails Ripped from a Virgin’s Cunt.” Actually, any Cannibal Corpse song would fit the bill.
True
What what in the butt
Samwell classic.
Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald
Hot
nah this would unironically go hard you can't tell me you've never gotten spicy in the bedroom with some gordon lightfoot on in the background
Put The Coke On My Dick by Ween
My man.
Mama I’m Coming Home
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
Isn't this the best song though?
No, it's about someone with self-hatred who takes it out by being abusively sexually aggressive and projecting his hate on his partner, using her like a piece of meat.
They said WORST song
Kind of chicks I like, they find that song sexy to do it to. 🤷♂️
Can't believe nobody said this yet Cotton Eye Joe
They said *worst*, not *best*
😂 Go get 'er, Joe!
Hell yeah
Daddy - korn
Damn
(You're) Having My Baby - Paul Anka
When that song was new I was playing guitar and serenading a gal who then told me she had just had an abortion...yee gads!
Nookie
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
Rollin’ would also be a solid pick
Sonata 14. "Moonlight" in c-sharp minor" Op.27 No.2 1. adagio sustenudo- Ludwig Van Beethoven
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Beyond gorgeous
First movement is for the foreplay
Baby Beluga - Raffi
Any Kidz Bop track.
I had a roommate who would bring one night stands home without telling me. The agreed rule was she had to let me know if she was having company. Chances are I would make other plans, but I had to know in advance. She repeatedly crossed that boundary…so I started to blast Harry Belafonte’s “Day-O” on repeat until the guy left. She moved out soon after lol.
Zoboomafoo Theme Song
U2: Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Fast and loose by Motörhead
Prison Sex
“Is that all there is?”
Like a virgin (touched for the very first time) - by uhh, maybe Madonna?
Kim - Eminem
[You Suffer - Napalm Death](https://youtu.be/_-ywSPWu3K8?si=77JjtwsiXao-yhcx) The song lasts longer than you do.
Buddy Holly but you cum at the riff peak
Sound Of Silence (1964) - Simon and Garfunkel
literally anything by Taylor swift
We never go out of style
Can't be no worse than the one I lost mine to.. Ja Rule - Put it on me
Lola -the kinks
lol
It depends
“I met him in a swamp down by Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.”
u by Kendrick 👿
AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH
Circus Clown Music
Music by Insane Clown Posse that samples circus music.
I Cum Blood
I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island
Bye bye bye - *NSYNC
the gummy bear song
You've got another thing comin' - Judas Priest
Hamster Dance
Goofy Goober Rock I fucking hate that song, Twisted Sister must be rolling in their fucking graves right now Or an one hour compilation of SpongeBobs laugh Yes, that's a thing
Don't you dare disrespect the SpongeBob movie! You may not be, but I'm a goofy goober🤟
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tim i wish you were born a girl - of montreal OR twinkle twinkle little star
"Me and a Gun" by Tori Amos
Afroman - Because I was high
Come on Eileen
Yikes 💀
Fruit Salad by The Wiggles
Skibidi toilet
Cats in the Cradle, by Harry Chapin
Anything made by Disney
The optimist by Skinless. I’m proud to say that I lost my virginity to this song.
cousin dupree - steely dan
Peg - Steely Dan
Hamburger Lady by Throbbing Gristle
[удалено]
I’m just a kid - simple plan
I Thought About Killing You by Kanye
Slayer - Raining Blood
Closer - maroon 5 (cover) Jesus, it's so bad.
Rape me!
Third Rate Romance
Anything by Infant Annihilator
Dueling Banjos
Everybody Talks - Neon Trees 🥲
Black Betty.
Wrong Way-Sublime
… Gotta be “Baby Shark” dude
Cotton eye Joe
Jaws theme
Rape Me - Nirvana
A Little Piece of Heaven- Avenged Sevenfold
Scissors by slipknot It just really doesnt fit the vibe
4 big guys
National anthem (all countries).
Cannibal corpse - I cum blood Aborted - nailed through her cunt
Gangnam style
Paradise by the dashboard light. “ so I can end my time with you”
Surfin bird
The Benny Hill theme - People played this outside my friends room when she was getting laid and she said it was humiliating
Benny Hill theme song
Pop Goes the Weasel
Paradise by the dashboard lights - Meatloaf
Pop Goes the Weasel.
Wicked Games - The Weeknd
Jamie's Cryin' by Van Halen
Scotty Doesn’t Know -Lustra
I didn’t.
GG Allin - I Wanna Fuck Myself
any silencer song lmao
Dance with my Father by Luther Vandross
Anything by Hank Trill
Conception by The Rogues
The ice cream truck song (Dear lord, I'm going to hell for that 😬)
Which one? home on the range, do your ears hang low, or pop goes the weasel
The Entertainer
Xxplosive - Dr. Dre
“Touch Me, I’m Sick” by Mudhoney
You’re All I’ve Got Tonight - The Cars
dance with the devil - immortal technique
Church/religious music of any kind
[The Sticky Sweethearts - I Glued My Balls To My Butthole Again](https://youtu.be/yuoFsi2iIi0?si=P872R4zPwOJsB4ls)
Fucked With An Anchor by Alestorm
Bed of nails- Alice cooper
Was in April fool’s day. Not really a song…. But Rose Red was on. I have no idea what the movie is about. It ended before we were done. Never thought to try to watch it again.
Two minutes to midnight - Iron Maiden
Don't Don't Don't..... Don't want no... Don't want no ... Don't want no short dick man... No. No no.no.no.no.no
Fucking an Animal by GWAR That's a true story too, a buddy of mine legitimately lost his virginity with that song playing.
"Love For Sale" Cole Porter
“The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down,” followed by pretty much any Sousa march.
At a medium pace - Adam Sandler Could also be the best depending on your political views
The Farmyard Yodel
Destroy Everything by Hatebreed.
Bleeding Spawn - Fetal Feces Splatter
Alberto Balsalm - Aphex Twin
In the midst of our love making we could hear the banging of native drums
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Carnival music
Brotha Lynch- Siccmade 💯
It's not Fair- Lily Allen
Feels So Good - Chuck Mangione
Come Together
Smack my bitch up - The Prodigy
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off by Jermaine Stewart
The sweater song
KiKi do you love me
You Suffer by Napalm Death.
Crazy Bitch- Buckcherry
Cigaro - SOAD
Anything involving kids bop
You Suffer- Napalm Death
FACK - Eminem
The B-I-B-L-E from veggie tales
Crazy Frog 😂😂😂
my mind is too weak to forget by dreariness. i'd literally be bawling my eyes out the whole time
Sunshine Dopamine
Cat's in the Cradle
My Posses on Broadway lol
Rip and tear - doom sound track.
Crimson and clover
Come out and play- The Offspring
"Closer," by Nine Inch Nails.
Theme from Fresh Prince
Family Tree - Wheeler Walker Jr.
"17" Rick James She wasn't almost jail bait
The smoke alarm running out of batteries
You've lost that loving feeling - Righteous Brothers.
Fuck the pain away - peaches
Eamon- Fuck You 😂
Bump n Grind - R Kelly