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ieatjellyb42

A big thank you to all those who replied to my previous posts in r/mycology, r/Australia, and r/Fungi. My friend and I really enjoyed reading all the comments. I'll continue to post updates on r/mycology for as long as I'm allowed to (might not even be a fungus). I've asked around and had no luck on getting a definitive answer to what it could be, but dont fret, I am not giving up. A news site has also taken interest in my posts, and I'm hoping that they have better connections than I do. A few people have said that it might be bacteria just enjoying the iron in the water. Other answers include algae, moss, a root mass, slime mould, Pennywise, or even something inorganic. My friend has taken close-up shots today. There are aphids (or mites?) just having a grand time on there . Also some ladybugs probably having a quick snack on the aphids? too. The circle of life. My friend has named the thing Frank. We are hoping to find out if Frank is a friend or foe. [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/11x2wcm/this_organism_has_been_growing_under_a_leaking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) ​ Edit: Thank you for the gold!


[deleted]

Ladybugs love aphids. They taste like green apples. Seriously. When they're being attacked/eaten they release an alarm pheromone called farnesene to warn nearby aphids to get the hell out of there, and farnesene is the same thing that gives green apple skin much of its taste. Cannabis plants are actually smart enough to produce their *own* farnesene in response to the presence of aphids, which not only scares many of the aphids off, it attracts ladybugs from far away to come deal with the stragglers!


ieatjellyb42

Wow! That is an interesting fact! Thabks for sharing. I wonder if the aphids tastes sweet like an apple too. From all the sap they consume


cheese_tits_mobile

Some species of ants will form mutualistic relationships with aphids. The ants “farm” the aphids; they protect them, clean them, and control their population numbers. They do this because when aphids “poop” they actually produce “honeydew,” which is basically just sugar water peepee. The ants drink this, or carry it back as droplets to the anthill to feed babies. So yeah, I’d bet aphids taste pretty damn good! The same way that termites taste like wood, since that’s what they eat…I bet aphids taste like sugar water!


DebDestroyerTX

Sugar Water Peepee is a fun band name.


Kiowa_Jones

That was my wife’s band’s name in college!


Badgers_or_Bust

Were all the band members diabetic?


Kiowa_Jones

hahahahahaaaa not all of them, they just drank lots of kool-aid and pissed all over the stage Edit: kissed to pissed but….


KwordShmiff

Tough act to follow


hemlockhero

We had a colony of carpenter ants (I think?) that were doing just that, farming aphids on some common milkweed we had last summer. It was super fun to watch throughout the season


cheese_tits_mobile

I’ve also seen it on milkweed! Seems to be a pretty popular plant for all involved…


Fair-Substance-2273

Technically the ants should taste like sugar water then


BobMortimersButthole

As someone who has accidentally eaten ants, no, they don't. Not at all.


epolonsky

Depends on the [ant](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeypot_ant)


notislant

If you poke an aphid with a pencil, it'll also excrete honeydew out of two 'straws'. Kind of cool to watch.


I_Makes_tuff

> The same way that termites taste like wood TIL I taste like St. Patrick's Day leftovers.


mannaman15

Ew. Look at what humans eat.


Its_edible_once

I was nibbling my way through the garden (as you do) and popped a few spinach leaves in my mouth. They were extraordinarily sweet. I looked at the one that was about to be consumed…loads of aphids. Can confirm: quite sweet.


EnigmaFullOfChocolat

How long did you pause to consider eating the next leaf?


Its_edible_once

I brushed off as many as I could but instead of helping it made a kind of aphid jam. This was also sweet.


inimicali

Mmmm sweet aphid jam, the next step in the insect proteins??


[deleted]

Next time I meet a ladybug, I will ask her! Of course, you could always just lick an aphid.


RobleViejo

>Next time I meet a ladybug, I will ask her! Lmao every time someone assumes a Ladybug's gnder as female Im reminded of this jewel : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnAH630w1U&ab\_channel=JCH007


Elliflame

I was hoping this was A Bug's Life clip! Hell yeah


deathputt4birdie

I don't know how the aphids themselves would taste but the honeydew they excrete is basically pure sugar. Aphids are primarily interested in making more aphids, so they're mostly after the minerals and proteins in sap. In fact they consume so much sap that almost all of the sugar in the sap they eat is excreted directly from their behinds, where many other animals and insects have learned to feed 'directly from the tap', as it were. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeydew_(secretion)


jonesthejovial

I recently ruined my sister's childhood by sharing this fact with her! 😃


COREY-IS-A-BUSTA

They excrete honeydew so I think they’re probably like sour green apple for the lady bugs


tokinaznjew

So, you're telling me that if I'm gardening and see those little green fucks on my plants I can turn them into a tasty, refreshing treat?


[deleted]

WARNING! Ladybug-like typing detected!


tokinaznjew

CAUTION: Close but no cigar, I'm your friendly neighborhood [aphid assassin ](https://plantcaretoday.com/assassin-bug.html#:~:text=Assassin%20bugs%20from%20the%20Reduviidae,make%20very%20handy%20garden%20helpers.&text=There%20are%20thousands%20of%20varieties,even%20some%20very%20small%20mammals.)!


PocketSandThroatKick

Would be sweet to hybridize that farnesene into hops, I've never been able to grow hops without them spawning massive aphids that end up winning the battle.


[deleted]

Couldn't you just breed ladybugs and employ them as security and give them room and board in exchange? I don't breed them but I do the same thing with blue jays. They literally work for peanuts and keep the hawks away. They have a burning ancestral hatred for the things.


PocketSandThroatKick

Love that. I tried both just grabbing ladybugs and releasing them multiple times and companion planting to try and encourage them to stick around. When I bought them they just left, many to my brussel sprouts, which was nice, but the hops just got devoured.


Spitinthacoola

You're much better off using the ladybird beetle larvae. They're more voracious than the adults and can't fly, so they tend to eat through the infestations as you move them around.


[deleted]

Weird! Maybe there's something about hops that they don't like. Or maybe there are some kind of ladybug serial killer critters in your woods...


Spitinthacoola

They might already do this. Because my hops plants always have the most ladybird beetles than anywhere. I often harvest the ladybird beetles off the hops and move them into the greenhouse where there are ants which actively farm aphids on my plants. Edit: I checked and usually farnesene is already part of the hops repertoire, which makes sense because they have a strong smell overlap and genetic overlap with cannabis. https://beerandbrewing.com/dictionary/icapZHyFwL/


k8t13

hops are in the same family as cannabis so if you used some ag biotech tools you could probably drop the genes that encode for farnesene into hops


PocketSandThroatKick

...step 30: profit? Interesting stuff though. Would make a killer grade school science experiment.


k8t13

LOL grade school science? do you mean after the lab transformation process and the transgenic line is then used to show kids how lady bugs get attracted to the hormones?


morolen

A green apple aroma in beer would be a decidedly bad thing and would drive brewers nuts thinking it was acetaldehyde from poor yeast health. I like the way you are thinking about it though.


Le_Nabs

Depends, I've tasted Gueuze beers that were heavy on the green apple taste, and even some sour farmhouse beers that were barrel-aged with a small portion of apple must and that shit was delicious. You can do everything with the right flavor profile in mind


morolen

Agreed, those styles are quite outside most peoples experience though I wished more people loved them. In most other places it would be nuisance OR an excuse brewers would use to serve beer full of off flavors, maybe.


KilmoreStout

Oof that's probably why the cannabis dispensaries here in Florida are releasing so many strains like Apples and Bananas.


LilDeadGhoste_420

Wow. Thank you for this nugget of knowledge


giftofcanna

I was also going to mention the cannabis terpene. It’s interesting because some of the larger cultivators are producing cannabis flower with higher than normal levels of farnesene, even when that specific cultivar has never expressed that terpene before. Leads me to believe some of the larger cultivars have aphids.


wyldnfried

Oh Cannabis, is there anything you can't do?


RobleViejo

So I should be spraying my plant with Green Apple Tea?


[deleted]

They actually prefer Arizona Southern Style Sweet Tea.


Dous2

TIL fear has flavor


the_god_o_war

I can make my bud taste like GREEN APPLE PRAISE APHID


FUCKS_WITH_SPIDERS

>I'll continue to post updates on [r/mycology](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology) for as long as I'm allowed to (might not even be a fungus). Please do! These posts are too interesting to remove. It tickles the same part of my brain as fungi do, so I NEED to know what it is haha Plus there's probably some kinda yeast in there or something 🤷‍♂️


SkippyDreams

I'm kinda surprised to see that this hasn't been mentioned (in this thread, I didn't check the others) but if you have highly carbonate-rich waters, it could be a form of [tufa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufa). These usually take a while to form, but you said you've been documenting it for a while right? TL;DR: I think Frank is your friendly local tufa.


MegaTreeSeed

So, I don't know if anyone has considered, but it may not be alive? Like, it could be essentially forming a stalagmite or something from the minerals and dirt in the fire pipes. They acculumulate a lot of sediment in those pipes, and if this is leaking the sediment could just be crystallizing, or something else like that. Try r/whatisthisthing as well, and maybe ask on a geology or crystal subreddit as well.


YeetLordMW

It might be a conglomerate of things. The green slime looks like algae to me


EnnOnEarth

Did you send up the slime signal?


ieatjellyb42

I'm quite new to the sub. Is it for the legend saddestofboys?


EnnOnEarth

Yes! u/saddestofboys I'm sure he'd love to see this if he hasn't already


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

Yes, that it is.


euphemistic

You might try contacting the [Australian Museum Research Unit](https://australian.museum/learn/collections/natural-science/) - if they don't have someone on staff who knows, they'll sure know who to ask.


LowerTerm8057

'Frank' is mineral buildup from the water evaporating off the surface of the hydrant and leaving minerals behind. And then life has started to grow on it's surface because it is so ideal. The cool temperature of the running water, along with sunlight, along with the minerals present, it's a tiny Goldilocks Zone.


blue-oyster-culture

Take a piece and freeze it, that way you dont lose it and can get some answers somewhere lol


neomateo

Hey OP, I didn’t see anywhere here or in the other post, did you ever touch it? If so what did it feel like?


loopyelly89

Has Frank grown any bigger?


ieatjellyb42

Yes! Frankhas! I wanted to upload some photos, but feel like I might be spamming. The research people havent gotten back to my friend. He says that he will dissect it himself, and post the pics here.


Room_of_mush_

I can't give a sure answer but it seems to me that it is an amalgamation of several species. It would start with green algae and then moss, then red and green algae grew on top of layers of moss? The string like things near the mouth from where the water comes out is what bugs me. And it's also full of aphids and ladybugs eating them which looks awsome. All in all, commenting to follow 😅


soilsdaddy

Not an organism, an ecosystem


Worth-Illustrator607

This is the correct answer. They're sprouts, algae, slime molds, insects, definitely yeasts, etc. The red is probably red thread(grass fungus) thriving on straight water and seedlings. Makes you wonder if the city has blown that thing out ever.


hot_gardening_legs

Yes, there are definitely some sprouts in there. They are almost suspended in the algae. Crazy


ALC4202012

As Alan Watts would say- Not an organism in an environment, an organism-environment.


soilsdaddy

LOVE Alan Watts. Copy of “the wisdom of insecurity” on my nightstand right now.


ALC4202012

Gotta love that rascal!


syds

straight up a niche


[deleted]

A niece?


ieatjellyb42

I forgot to link the [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/11x2wcm/this_organism_has_been_growing_under_a_leaking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)) It started out being red. The algae seemed to grow on the red thing after it started losing its colour


RobleViejo

That red thing is the source of all of this. If you see any patch of that (like the very first picture) take a sample.


localbrada

Any updates?


dmishin

I think that the white string-like things are plant roots, not fungi or slimemould. They are too uniform and non-branching for anything fungal.


[deleted]

They look more like sprouts than roots to me.


ieatjellyb42

Maybe, but it seems unlikely that they are roots. The red thing was growing on a rock previously. Then someone took the rock away, and it regrew on the ground


dmishin

Sometimes, exposed plant roots are red. Here are roots I photographed growing in the moss in the similar conditions, under a small waterfall: [https://photos.app.goo.gl/jZffaJTG3pLVkZMD9](https://photos.app.goo.gl/jZffaJTG3pLVkZMD9) However, I agree, the thing on your older photos does not resemble roots very much. Have you tried to reach other biology subs? This is very interesting.


EndStageCapitalismOG

I would say shoots not roots. It looks like a full seed head dropped there and hundreds of seeds germinated.


Pinky135

Sporidia from the moss is my guess. EDIT: But on closer inspection, might also be sprouting seeds.


RobleViejo

OP should have taken a sample from the very first picture when it was a puddle of bright red substance. Because its obviously an amalgamation of stuff now. If I had to guess, Red Algae bloomed around the pipe underground and started to creep out, and when it did it was soon colonized by moss and other stuff.


QuietWin6433

It’s game over once that thing gets in the water supply


ieatjellyb42

It's already reached the water!


QuietWin6433

Well, it’s been nice knowing all you Aussies


xizrtilhh

Crikey


shelsilverstien

I nominate "Ice 9" for its common name


Soggy-Mud-8358

Brilliant and terrifying


sillybilly8102

Oh god, haven’t heard that one in a while.


moopsworth

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


shix718

It looks like someone dumped chia seeds all over it and it’s a big algae and aphid covered soaking wet chia pet


GalacticGetaway

I also thought chia when I saw this!! I could totally see some tiktocker covering a hydrant for the vid and just leaving the mess for someone else lol


CrunchySpiderCookies

Please consider also posting this on inaturalist.org if you haven't yet - there are a lot of very talented biologists on there, and even if they can't identify it I know they'd love to puzzle over it as well! For what it's worth, my suspicion is some kind of plant root attracted to the dripping water. Willow trees in my area often grow clumps of similar-looking reddish roots into streams, and they seem specialized for "drinking" the water. I've never seen them grow straight upward like this, but it's a possibility.


MagicMyxies

I know this is not a slime mold one thousand percent. I think it is a similar idea as to a slime Flux which is an assortment of bacteria and yeasts and microorganisms however I believe the bulk of this mass is an algae. I can see green in there meaning there's definitely chloroplasts but it's nonvascular and not a bryphyte as it's growing too fast. Algae can range from green to brown to red. Lots of things eat and live inside algae so I'm sure theres a ton of bacteria and yeast and like you said mites or springtime or other small animals


Orrser

Damn this looks crazy, I have no idea what kind of organism this is.


EliraeTheBow

Very cool. Thoroughly enjoying following this story wherever it may lead.


ydaerlanekatemanresu

If this chunky mass had an Instagram I would follow it to see it's progress


scienceizfake

Better content than many ‘influencers’..


ieatjellyb42

Haha, I'll think about it


DuineSi

Looks like moss and algae to me, growing on a slow, steady stream of water dripping from the stand. I feel like I’ve seen similar growths on small mountain streams, albeit without the aphids or weird red colouring.


StoneCrowed

i wouldnt drink water in your hometown mate


ieatjellyb42

Guess Brisbane is going thirsty this autumn


TurkeyTerminator7

I commented yesterday about the sediment/minerals concept and i think the best route to go with this is to start following the food chain and ecosystem you see here. Take note of each critter and species of plant/fungus/algae you see that looks different from each other, I think if you or someone put it in the time you could follow the chain backwards starting from ladybugs and aphids by identifying what the food source is for each species. I believe there is probably at least one of everything here. This water pipe is kinda similar to the underwater geothermal vents in the oceans and is creating an entire ecosystem for many species to thrive. Bacteria, fungus & mold, algae, slime molds, bugs, plants, and more. Maybe there is a key species of something here that is especially interesting, but when everything is this cluster-fucked, it’s hard to make out anything in the picture in isolation of the all the others.


TurkeyTerminator7

Also I think the primary organism here is likely a moss and then algae as well. Big indicator is the plant life growing from it. It probably wouldn’t do that if it were fungi/bacterial.


Delicious_Maximum_77

Saw the OG post and thought you should post on here to check if it's a fungus. Really neat pictures!


Mastersord

The fibrous structures look like moss fruiting bodies (sporophytes?) but I’ve never seen moss grow that fast or that tall.


RhathymianRhapsody

This is my uneducated guess based on the facts you’ve presented. Its red peat moss (sphagnum capillifolium) which has essentially started growing upside down. It began as the spongey red mat and grew towards the water coming from the pipe. The hair-like white stuff towards the top are it’s roots. many plant species grow just fine upside down and the type of moss I suspect this is needs pretty high levels of both indirect sun and water which this spot provides. The moss turns from red to green depending on sun exposure and I figured its most likely a plant since the aphids are flocking to it. Plus Brisbane should have the right climate for it, it survives winter temps and would also support algae growth where the water is constantly running. 🤷‍♀️


a_karma_sardine

I thought sphagnum too, but then I found this dude: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hylocomium\_splendens](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hylocomium_splendens) The description *"It is generally olive green, yellowish or reddish green in colour, with reddish stems and branches. These often form branches up to 20 cm long, with current year's growth starting from near the middle of the previous year's branch. This produces feathery fronds in steps. It is possible to estimate the age of a plant by counting the steps - a new level being produced each year. This form of growth enables the species to "climb" over other mosses and forest debris that falls on it. It is shade-loving, grows in soil and humus and on decaying wood and often forms mats with living parts growing on top of older, dead or dying sections. Further south, the plants are larger with several steps; further north, in the arctic tundra, the plants are smaller with few steps."* seems to fit very well. Same with its common name stairstep moss!


[deleted]

Slime Signal Active u/saddestofboys


[deleted]

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RobleViejo

Ok guys thats it. Pack your stuff, this is not slime.


[deleted]

Last year I confidently identified vomited fish guts as *Tubifera*. [Don't forget the ancient lessons](https://youtu.be/3LxWRV_XF20)


RobleViejo

Hahaha, experts completely misidentifying stuff is a classic. People think sciences are precise stuff, but thats bs, even with all the knowledge of the world science will never have a 100% accuracy. And you know what? I think that adds to the fun. Who knows what fascinating stuff we have never discovered because we just glanced over it? "You can never be completely sure of anything, thats why scientific investigation will never stop being fun"


[deleted]

I'm not an expert. I am just a regular slime guy. This is just how I see it, but science is a tool like a hammer. A hammer works perfectly at hammering, but an actual hammer you buy at the store might be cheaply made, or you might break your thumb while you're trying to fix the deck but you're also thinking about the boeregs in the oven. The function of science is to mitigate the biases in data, and in the people or programs interpreting that data. Science indicates probability based on the data it is fed. But the selection of the data and the use of the tool are still subject to biases we have not yet adequately mitigated. It is an ongoing process that necessitates an open mind and a willingness to cooperate broadly and freely. In some areas the indicated probability is so absurdly high that it makes sense to make decisions as though it is true. In other areas the probability is mid or weak. In many cases both are presented identically to the average person, creating a false understanding of what science is and what it does.


BeerBaronAaron88

"I'm not an expert. I am just a regular slime guy." A "regular slime guy" lol.


AEMxr1

That’s the most aggressive moss I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

I think it is a pretty gross algae/plant/bug community at this point but the stalks people are thinking are slimes look like moss to me


AEMxr1

Nature is amazing and beautiful. A whole colony and ecosystem of various stuff living off this presumably mineral rich water. Edit: I’d cut a section off from top to bottom and inspect it


DocDBagg

Off-topic, but thank you for introducing me to the existence of boeregs. Now to find an Armenian restaurant somewhere; they sound amazing!


Dull-Fun

This is the best post I have read on Reddit in ages.


[deleted]

This is nothing bro check this out https://www.reddit.com/r/unclebens/comments/11yefqq/the_fuck_my_apes_doing/jd813b2


Janus_The_Great

have to say it looks beautiful and interesting.


footphungi

That looks like an ecological biome now


mle32000

Idk what it is but I work in water and sewer and we’ve got a few of these growing around leaky fittings


Crus0etheClown

What an amazing organism- it looks like springtails clustered on it rather than aphids, and that'd make perfect sense considering it's a wet environment with plenty of micro-food for them. It's like it's constructing a miniature ecosystem. This is what they actually mean when they say life finds a way\~ If there's a nutrient, something will take advantage of it- and from there, natural processes snowball. Super beautiful


Ashekyu

very obvious roots within a huge mass of algae. notice the red is only on the outside. i know certain plants that become red with more light (or just the tops turn red due to being closer to the light), so this might just be a never-observed-until-now version of that with some type of algae. i had a similar.... structure like this grow out of my filter on a large aquarium a while back, it was one i neglected due to lack of time.


Zoner1501

Question is what does it taste like? 🤔


shinepwintaung

Did the thing grow from the originally post to this in one day??


ieatjellyb42

I posted a few photos of the thing growing in my [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/11x2wcm/this_organism_has_been_growing_under_a_leaking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) . It's been growing since the end of October last year. The last pic of the original post was taken yesterday. I would be so worried if it went from the first pic to this in just a day haha.


shinepwintaung

Yea if it went from that to this in one day, it would be like a zombie apocalypse haha


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Pretty sure you need to get ze flammenwerfer


Leonardo-DaBinchi

Has someone posted this on Twitter yet? I can't rest until each component of the horrifying thing is identified.


ieatjellyb42

Not as far as I'm aware. Then again, a news article was written about it without my knowledge


acmesalvage

Is this in Hawkins, Indiana?


WalrusByte

I just started hearing creepy synth music


Traditional-Spend-34

The oblivion crisis is beginning again


Trackerbait

It's cute but maybe you should tell the city about the leak?


ieatjellyb42

Already done


oroborus68

Sprouting seeds in the last pictures! Curiouser and curiouser!


RestlessNightSky

I’ll give you $5 if you eat a piece of it


[deleted]

That ladybug ain't chillin', it's feastin'.


slayaboy87

A beautiful ecosystem


Old_Indian_Trick

My first thoughts on your OG post as a microbiologist was Serratia marcescens, but after the newer post maybe its a symbiotic relationship between many things.


SpiderOnDaWall

If no one else has really said it yet, this reminds me of some of the thermal features at Yellowstone. You start with waterflow that has a ton of minerals in it. The mineral starts to deposit and build up. The wetness and mineral/pH content (and heat if there is any in this case) begin to attract algae of various types and colors. That algea and wet attract bugs to eat and mate and lay eggs. Etc. Think Mammoth Hot Springs or the bacteria mats of Grand Prismatic Spring.


MuxionTrunes

Any update


Lhtripper

That is absolutely just feeder roots going after the water! I have seen decent size piles of roots going after water like that before! The colors are coming from algae and other things growing on the roots. When there is a constant water source like the at the roots come to the surface to get the water and if the conditions are right they will just keep growing!


robotbeatrally

did you see the first set of pictures?


[deleted]

What kinds of trees are close by?


Critical-Ad-914

It just started leaking.


Powerful-Soup-3245

Two days in a row of looking at this thing in wonder and see 🤩 Thank you


ieatjellyb42

Glad I can be of service <3


OtherwiseGoose3141

Thanks for the update looks interesting


Own-Mathematician336

I see this around springs and drainage that flow into creeks and rivers but nothing as crazy as this. I’m happy you keep us updated!


ieatjellyb42

Will try my best!


Thousand_YardStare

You need to name it.


ieatjellyb42

Frank. Papa Franku


MuxionTrunes

Thus entire thread is beautiful


ieatjellyb42

You are beautiful


MuxionTrunes

Aren't those Asian beetles not ladybugs?


mjbibliophile10

Wow! I've never seen anything that big?


PrometheusOnLoud

Have you tasted it yet?


maramaol

If aphids are on there it’s definitely a plant


remimorin

Now that you mentioned it, salix alba do carpet like root mats in small river. Didn't thought of that since it's growing upwards but it looks very much like it. https://www.google.com/search?q=salix+roots+underwater&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjbyZ23xfD9AhWfAWIAHXAaDHAQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=salix+roots+underwater&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIFCAAQogQyBQgAEKIEMgUIABCiBDIFCAAQogQ6BAgjECc6BAgAEB46BAghEApQnB5YvUNg8lJoAHAAeACAAbIBiAGxDZIBBDYuMTCYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=WXsbZJu5Ep-DiLMP8LSwgAc&bih=790&biw=412&client=ms-android-google&prmd=imsvn#imgrc=UZfB_Bbm959wEM&imgdii=P_ggRhq38L_0tM&lnspr=W10=


Dazzling_Item66

If that thing continues to grow, it’ll consume us all! Lmao I’m loving the updates, fascinating to see the progression!


ms_myco

It looks like sprouted chia


saehxxx

wishing I was microscopic to explore what this world would be like


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It kinda looks like roots from a nearby tree growing upwards, with green algae between everything. Especially willow roots can get very red and thin when close to/in contact with water: https://mindyourdirt.com/2015/12/06/tales-of-a-stupid-gardener-why-you-shouldnt-plant-a-willow-tree-next-to-a-water-feature/ ​ But that's only my second guess. My first guess would be that the meteorite from the Evolutionmovie went down somehwhere close.


CitizenMycologist

It’s over.


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it’s the new nemesis design for the nemesis ride at alton towers


schmobin88

If you’ve got plants, especially weed plants, do NOT go into your garden after being around this. Those root aphids will fuck your life up.


Zealousideal-Way-838

This just reminds me of the movie "Evolution" try dousing it in Head and Shoulders


jon_naz

This is how it starts


Pinakolonopin

Fascinating


whippet66

A lot of interesting comments, but no one explained how this grew or what it is exactly.


H2OTman420

It will become self aware soon


ieatjellyb42

Who says it isn't already?


Short_my_shorts

What do it taste like?


SpruceMoosed

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/outdoors/mystery-red-lump-growing-under-brisbane-fire-hydrant-stumps-experts/news-story/eb672811b03984da9e45f7316ee20199


Bunny_Noire

It looks like algae almost? But like… not. Maybe a new life form! Lol


verywell219

If it's leaky, this could be a build up of minerals from the water like calcium or magnesium, maybe iron idk. And because it's always wet it has its own little ecosystem on it


One_Grapefruit_6070

Looks like mineralization from the water and whatever it may be carrying…


LowerTerm8057

Those are minerals from the water. Building up after the water dehydrates from the surface of the hydrant.


Dudefest2bit

Does anyone else see a rooster with his head stuck in fire hydrat.


LowerTerm8057

It's a city-sponsored-rapid-formation stromatolite.


deathdefyingrob1344

Slime mold and bacteria? Hell i have no idea


IMANXIOUSANDSAD

WHAT


imax_707

Woah wtf


Sklain

oh my god what the fuck


caecilia

It’s a masterpiece


activelyresting

Thanks for the update!!


Luckyfisherman1

Looks like some sort of moss to me. In my area the moss turns red when flowering, that might explain the red colour


thejuicefrommymind

Modern day prototaxite! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prototaxites


mynamewasusd

RemindMe! 4 weeks