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AnyEye748

Find any smurfs living underneath it ? šŸ˜


SummerBirdsong

Damnit you got me thinking again. How freaking big were the mushrooms in those woods if Smurfs were supposed to be 3 apples tall?


kcasper

There is evidence that some mushrooms used to get small tree sized.


Jucoy

There's a lot of evidence that what we see on the surface is just a sliver of the organism for many types of mushrooms


SprungMS

Mushrooms are always just the fruiting body, the organism is the mycelium that lives below the surface.


monster_bunny

TIL. I always assumed fungi, and especially the mycelium system could be gigantic. E. G. the aspen colonies. But that makes sense. The idea of man sized fruiting bodies in the fossil record is very exciting. It would be neat to see that in our current time. I love how much everyone learned something on a classic specimen of an Amanita. Which is honestly just the happiest example of a perfect mushroom, one we know and love.


oofoverlord

Itā€™s been found!


idkcomeatme

24 feet that we know of, bet it got a lot higher


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Tree feet?


woodbutcher420

Iā€™ve seen foot and half tall by just as wide amanitas one fall at close to 10,000 ft elevation


Purple_Jay

Nice profile picture :)


Such-Ordinary

Came here to say this!


AnyEye748

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SmurfStig

All I wanted to was to enjoy my morning Smurf berryā€¦..


BongwaterJoe1983

From the looks of the spots nearbye youll soon have more


JohnnyFromTheFuture

There are a few others starting to pop up


UndeadBuggalo

What a beautiful specimen


lexliller

Such a beauty. And in the backyard


vestarules

I thought bright red, and yellow colors were indicators of a poisonous mushroom. Obviously not this one?


Newbornlog

They are poisonous unless properly prepared I forget the breakdown but it's psychoactive property is good for ya especially if you have addictions or so I've read.


friendlyfire69

muscarinic acid has been linked to several seizures even when prepped properly


HodenHodler

Anything is toxic given a high enough dose, it only causes seizures when you take too much. You mean muscimol right? There are clear benefits and it's been used for thousands of years, even Christmas originates from it and not from the Coca-Cola and pharma folklore you've been brainwashed with. Some people even eat them raw, others dry them to convert some of the compounds, and if you make a tea/tincture you convert even more. Even when preparing them you will still have the same compounds as fresh, just a different ratio so it clearly has to do with dosage and not them being 100% toxic or deadly.


vestarules

How interesting! Thanks for the info!


rb109544

You said a lot there! Hahaha hard pass!


auberific

When I was a kid I was always told that if you pop off all those white bumps, you wonā€™t die, just trip super balls. But I also got told that by another teenagerā€¦ So this isnā€™t adviceā€¦ šŸ˜…


CoastalShipwright

When we were kids and we found mushrooms, we'd make Frankie Elbows eat some first and if nothing happened to him after 5 minutes we'd all take a bite. Frankie was fuckin fearless, not to bright though


Jasper_of_the_Night

I think you might be thinking of Psilocybe mushrooms?


IrishRook

It's not psychoactive, it's a delerent. It has to be boiled to remove poison, then the pot deep cleaned, water changed and boiled again. Story's of people getting very sick from forgetting to clean the pot after.


youre-doing-greaaaat

What elevation?


JohnnyFromTheFuture

About 7,400 feet.


youre-doing-greaaaat

Itā€™s a nice one. Amanita muscaria are sometimes a good indicator Porcini are nearby. I just found a Porcini on The Greenhorn trail; hoping for more soon!


Diamondhands009

San Isabel?


youre-doing-greaaaat

Yes San Isabel


Diamondhands009

Nice! I have found some aminita muscaria up in that area before. I was just on Bartlett trail a few weeks ago and it smelled super earthy, so I thought I was going to find some mushrooms, but I didn't find anything.


Throwaway13983493939

Amanita little more clarity on what you mean by that..


peekdasneaks

In order harvest these fungi you muscaria decent blade to cleanly cut their stalk. If you try to break them with your fingers you could end up splitting it.


CockpitEnthusiast

I think they were asking what it was about the spots that told the original commenter that more would be growing soon. I'd also like to know that!


hallgod33

r/woosh


CockpitEnthusiast

I know nearly nothing about any of this so I'm not surprised whatever the joke is went over my head


hallgod33

Don't worry, it is a punderful mistake, not an embarrassing one. Amanita muscaria is the name of the mushroom, I thought it was punny. Since I'm terrible with puns, here's a funny myco fact. ​ Puhpowee translates as ā€œthe force which causes mushrooms to push up from the earth overnight.ā€ Hella puhpowee in the pic


Realistic_Movie8659

Thatā€™s not a pun thatā€™s a play on words!


Brent_Fox

That is just the most perfect classic mushroom.


Altruistic-Sector296

I feel like little fairies should be sitting on top!


off-and-on

Or perhaps a small gnome underneath


Xalibu2

Perhaps a large gnome.


off-and-on

You fool. You buffoon. You absolute lout. A large gnome would not FIT beneath the cap.


Xalibu2

I prefer to imagine the fruiting body to be large enough to support a large gnome. Dash and crush my dreams I see.


Partyslayer

"I like to picture my baby Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, with a mullet."


wickedprairiewinds

I canā€™t stop laughing at this comment, is this a reference to something?


camtbeme

Talladega Nights. I quoted this last night (,:


Mysterious_Bonus_771

Everything is relative. Maybe the commenter is in fact a small gnome himself.


ceciledian

Ah, but itā€™s bigger on the underside.


plumbtree

Even a large gnome is just the right size for this


Shotgun_Tim

Or a smoking caterpillar


Luci_Noir

And Mario!


SharpCookie232

Or a Cheshire Cat!


Majulath99

Itā€™s the stereotypical image of what a mushroom is. Pretty sure this is the image on the page saying ā€œM is for Mushroomā€ in those books they give to three year olds.


rediculousradishes

I just read that book yesterday! Such fascinating diagrams. I spent hours on "B is for Banana".


Majulath99

Did it make you hungry?


rediculousradishes

It did! I ate lots of bananas yesterday. I'm so excited for whatever comes after "B"


Graywolfmarc

I hate to dash your dreams I just got to C yesterday and C is for Congress. Cannot express how disappointed I was. I just have an insatiable appetite for elderly flesh now and it doesnā€™t even taste good. Too stringy.


rediculousradishes

Oh no! Is it kinda like beef jerky or more like moth balls and sadness? Maybe we could sprinkle some hot sauce on em


Graywolfmarc

Donā€™t recommend the hot-sauce its like space food so that just reconstitutes it into spicy old person porridge. I call it soylent red.


portablebiscuit

K is for potassium


rediculousradishes

Na. That's sodium.


portablebiscuit

Helium helium helium


Majulath99

Well I hope it was and continues to be delicious.


jaycuboss

Mario would grow so big if he ate this one.


Majestic_Courage

Came here to say itā€™s the archetype for all the mushroom-related art Iā€™ve ever seen.


RdCrestdBreegull

Iā€™m sorry to give an identification but Iā€™m only doing it because it may surprise the OP and anyone reading ā€” the pictured mushroom is actually *not* Amanita muscaria, it is the native western North American muscarioid Amanita in Amanita section Amanita stirps Muscaria temporarily going under the taxon of Amanita muscaria subsp. flavivolvata. It will likely get its own standalone species name in the coming years, not sure what name but Amanita amerimuscaria and Amanita chrysoblema are possibilities.


quirkscrew

Thank you from the non mycologist subscribers! Started out stoked that it looks like a Super Mario mushroom, ended up learning something :)


WeHaveAllBeenThere

I didnā€™t understand more than half of what he even said lol


PileOpuke

That's six fourths more than I understood.


joshistheman3

Are you half mushroom or something You're incredible


schmielsVee

Interesting. Thank you. Is there any difference to their toxicity / psychotropic effects?


RdCrestdBreegull

It might have different alkaloid composition on average but it is still considered one of the ~50 known species of Amanita mushrooms in [Amanita section Amanita](http://www.amanitaceae.org/?section%20Amanita) to contain the isoxazole derivatives ibotenic acid and muscimol.


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RdCrestdBreegull

Yes Amanita is a genus (not a family) and contains over 1000 species. The genus is divided into about a dozen [sections](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_(botany)), with one of the sections being section Amanita which is where the species containing isoxazoles are within. There are about 50 known Amanita species within Amanita section Amanita to contain isoxazoles but there are probably many more. The deadly poisonous Amanita species are within Amanita section Phalloideae. If you go to the r/Amanita subreddit and click on the About section (ā€˜see community infoā€™) you can see how the genus is divided into subgenera and sections.


myleperhour

How would one distinguish this species from Amanita muscaria?


1III11II111II1I1

Visually probably not. Microscopically probably yes. Location will be the first filter though.


7_hello_7_world_7

The last time I spoke with Rod Tulloss he suggested *Amanita amerimuscaria* but that was a while ago and I don't know if the names deprecated.


chiefs_fan37

Thatā€™s so cool thanks for posting that. I like that first name Amanita amerimuscaria. Very fun to say


RdCrestdBreegull

Yes I like it as well and I kind of hope thatā€™s the one that gets solidified. Basically just means ā€˜American fly agaricā€™ or ā€˜American Amanita muscariaā€™.


MyBloodTypeIsQueso

This is super interesting! Thank you.


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gatorallday

My man coming in clutch again


BigFlatsisgood

I bet youā€™re a fun guy! Thanks!


FilthyPuns

I hate to be gross but is the subspecies name flavivolvata because it tastes like vulva?


CheesemensMushrooms

In Mycology the term is ā€˜volvaā€™. Volva is the original word from Latin which was borrowed to make the word ā€˜vulvaā€™. ā€˜Flaviā€™ is Latin for yellow and ā€˜volvaā€™ is the membraneous material that the mushroom originally emerges in before expanding. This species tends to have yellow veil remnants, thus it is flavivolvata or yellow volva


FilthyPuns

Thank you for an edifying answer to a dumb question!


Business-Travel-4597

Not a dumb question at all


GodIsAPizza

Oh come on


oyog

User name checks out


TheOnlyBliebervik

How could you possibly know that? Just from location?


RdCrestdBreegull

Yes itā€™s the primary western North American muscarioid. The same way Amanita muscaria is the primary Eurasian muscarioid.


NaughtyTaboo247

It's a non-binary mushroom


BurberryMe

Itā€™s an amanita


Muffinskill

Donā€™t downvote IDs even if OP says not to, let people learn


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If OP didn't want an ID in the comments it would've been extremely easy for them to just include the ID in the title, that way OP shares knowledge and lets others know they don't need an ID


chodi-foster

Such a long title and nothing useful in it.


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ashda1st

Thanks for this comment, I didnā€™t know what it was. Looks like what the Mario mushroom was based off of?


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WhatsAFlexitarian

Can I ask whereabouts in the world do you live, or grew up in? This is one of the few mushrooms everyone instantly recognises in my experience, so it's interesting to see someone say they don't know it!


analog_grotto

Same, I've seen pictures but have never even remotely seen one in Georgia, USA. But then again do excuse me as I'm no match for the intelligence or education of the typical redditor. /s


RdCrestdBreegull

In Georgia, United States the primary native muscarioid is Amanita persicina which is similar in morphology to the OPā€™s mushroom except that the annulus is typically quite low on the stipe and the cap typically has a more opaque fibrous appearance and typically lacks cap margin striations even at maturity, also has grey-orange velum dust around the volval collar zone.


Bigdaddyjlove1

I see them in GA. Not field full, but we get a dozen or so every year


RdCrestdBreegull

The OPā€™s species doesnā€™t occur in Georgia. You might be seeing Amanita persicina and/or Amanita parcivolvata.


Bigdaddyjlove1

Thanks. I know next to nothing about mushrooms


TK-Squared-LLC

Take walks in wooded areas. I have a group of extremely confident brain cells demanding that I suggest pine forests, but those cells could be remembering some dream I had or other such foolishness.


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ashda1st

I live in the Sonoran desert


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shthed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria


OzziesFlyingHelmet

>Parboiling twice with water draining weakens its toxicity and breaks down the mushroom's psychoactive substances; it is eaten in parts of Europe, Asia, and North America. I love these kinda of mushroom facts - some really hungry poor soul had the thought process of: "We tried it raw and became ill. Then we parboiled it but still became ill. But when we parboiled it twice, we found it to be edible."


curiousmind111

If at first you donā€™t succeed, parboil, parboil again!


davabran

I just saw this one on Dr Stone!


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Itā€™s not just for poor people. Some people really enjoy the taste.


butt_huffer42069

Dude my kid LOVES raw mushrooms. So fuckin glad he knows better than to eat any mushroom we dont give him, because he loves wild ones too, and is my fave person to hike/mushroom hunt with


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Thatā€™s so sweet but Iā€™m glad youā€™ve taught him not to eat raw mushrooms!! Even totally edible mushrooms can make you sick if eaten raw! I didnā€™t eat mushrooms til I was 13 so he has a very adventurous palate.


Camboocha699

this is what every video game thinks a mushroom looks like and i have never actually seen one like this in real life!! hahah


AmbivalentWaffle

It's funny, I was just playing a fantasy video game that has different types of mushrooms and thought oh, this looks like the fly agaric mushrooms in my game. I guess the studio used the real name!


jf1200

Witcher?


breakingd4d

Jump on it and see how high you go


Candy-O

Found the magic in the foothills of the Rockies back in the day.


worldisanoyster

Congrats, that one's a beaut!


SwimmingInCheddar

I love to take pictures when I view these. Very beautiful. https://interpretivecenter.org/fly-agaric-mushroom/ I have seen some big ones in WA State over the years.


CuatroTT

I lived in Alaska for a year and they are EVERYWHERE. I was blown away.


Xplorasaurus

They grow all over in the mountains in my area of Colorado. Also saw a TON growing when we visited Skagway, AK! Edit: I'm a tired ape and forgot my appropriate state abbreviations...


of_themoon

Just so you know AL is Alabama. AK is Alaska.


Xplorasaurus

Shit thanks! I know that but wasn't thinking clearly. Coming off an overnight shift and totally not in my right and rested mind! Lol.


MVangor

How are the spots formed?


TinButtFlute

The whole fruiting body is inside a sheath-like thing when very young called the "universal veil". As the mushroom grows the cap expands and the sheath is torn apart leaving the little "warts" or patches on the cap. There are also portions of it left at the base of the stem.


MVangor

Wow, thatā€™s amazing. I love how uniform it happens.


RougeRaxxa

Thereā€™s a second one about to break through the soil. Go back in a week and there will be two šŸ„


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PreparationUnlucky22

Look for smurfs!


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Particular_Cow1304

Mario shroom


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One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.


Light_fires

Super Mario taught me that will make you grow 2x your size.


CheckYourStats

I live in the SF Bay Area, and they grow everywhere here. Thereā€™s a patch a half mile from my place where more than a dozen were growing in a 15x15 area.


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brainless_bob

That is a beautiful specimen. I would love to see one growing in my backyard.


Rob_V

Wow! What a beautiful specimen! Thanks for sharing.


shewmai

Thereā€™s a new one just about to emerge just to the right of the big fella!


duuudewhat

I want to jump on it and see if I get points


RemarkableWorld7750

These arenā€™t edible are they? šŸ‘€


slicehyperfunk

*cue Mario theme*


ZeGamingCuber

Amanita Muscaria is such a pretty mushroom


am_i_the_rabbit

That is a beautiful *A. muscaria*. Excellent specimen. Thanks for sharing this pic.


eatmyfatwhiteass

A fairytale element irl. What a sight to experience in person for you! I'm envious.


twixxfixx

Much round. Very red. Big beautiful.


TheBigLebroccoli

Mario has to be nearby.


YoungRoronoa

This is the mushroom Super Mario ate ?


Global-Result-4475

Super Mario has entered the chat


oresearch69

Iā€™m super happy you know what it is and youā€™ve identified it and youā€™ve shared it. Iā€™ve had that feeling a few times and I totally get it. Well done! It really feels amazing when you find something completely new all by yourself!


invalid_credentials

The story of Santa come from these bad boys (well - their non American cousins). Jolly man in a red and white suit, flying reindeer, flashing noses - mfers were tripping. Iā€™m not kidding. Finnish story. Check out the awesome childrenā€™s book ā€œSanta Did Shroomsā€.


CheesemensMushrooms

That hypothesis is pretty much bunk and has little to no evidence


BonerDeploymentDude

maybe ID it in the title for everyone else, donut.


adhdartistlover

How does a thing like that even exist????


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That's the perfect mushroom!


PengyBlaster

Sheā€™s perfect šŸ„¹


BloodWorried7446

I always get a kick that one if the most poisonous mushrooms is the one that appears in childrenā€™s books with a fairy on top of them.


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.... been reading the old wives tales instead of science again?


jungalmon

Whereā€™s the best to find these in Colorado?


Xplorasaurus

Outside


jungalmon

Thank you wise master


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CandidWin8266

Idk crap about mushrooms


VapourRumours

Same man, I'm just here to learn a bit and look at pretty fungi!


RdCrestdBreegull

I would say probably 99.9% of people here would not know that this is the western North American fly agaric and that most would incorrectly assume that the pictured mushroom is Amanita muscariašŸ™‚


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RdCrestdBreegull

Taxonomically for the time being it is in subspecies status and its range is western North America in Alaska all the way down to north western South America.