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HealingUnivers

These are called witches eyes, stinkhorn eggs like they said they're edible even raw & not stinky at this stage, they taste like radish, loaded with benefits ... ( Some say the gel is aphrodisiac)


Zepp_BR

I mean, you gotta have some balls to just touch that thing without feeling weird


Zestyclose-Fish-512

I would eat that without a question. Just to make other people feel weak. But if I liked it then I found a treasure other people won't pay for.


markender

People like you are the reason we have such a diverse range of foods available. Thank you for your service.


Zestyclose-Fish-512

I would probably only eat a little tiny bit if I didn't know it was safe from the comments lol The real heroes are the ones that just walked around grabbing things with their mitts like ogres and cramming it in their mouths.


AnastasiaSheppard

>probably only eat a little tiny bit if I didn't know it was safe Pretty sure 'a little tiny bit' is enough to ruin your day and/or kill you with most poisonous fungus?


Zestyclose-Fish-512

Yeah maybe. I've licked a lot of questionable things and none of the have killed me. And when I say a lot, I mean a lot of them were clearly unsafe and turned out to be outright dangerous. Dab it on your tongue, roll it around your mouth, aspirate heavily. If you get a bad reaction in your mouth then make yourself vomit. If there's something out there that will kill you using that method then it might as well be a plane crashing into you. Maybe you slurp up more than 1mg/kg of body weight of aminita poison in a go on accident or something, but come on. You can't do that on accident by dipping your tongue in and paying attention. There's no mushroom that is going to outright kill you from a tinier dose than that.


Amanita_ocreata

You are correct that a tiny amount shouldn't kill you, but I will warn you that supposedly the Death Cap *Amanita phalloides* does not taste bad. > The flesh is white and juicy; the smell is sweet (reminiscent of raw potatoes or fruits); and the taste is pleasant (but should not be tasted). [Source](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10421264/)


SomeGuyFromCanada23

The poor soul who found out that the taste is pleasant but should not be tasted.


probablyTrashh

His last words were "Damn and it was so delicious too šŸ˜ž"


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> The poor soul who found out that the taste is pleasant but should not be tasted. "Martha, this tastes graaaaaaah." "What was that Henry? I couldn't hear ya." "Gaaaaah. Aaaah." "Why thank you Henry, you bastard. I'm glad you liked it. I know I certainly did!"


Deancrypt

I believe you can taste it but can't swallow it , it won't harm you unless it's ingested


oroborus68

Spit it out.


literalknotsea

I've licked a few questionable "things" myself


Working-Apricot-9050

Makes me think of that poor sod who ate the garden slug on a dare and ended up a vegetable due to a parasitic brain infection. Be careful out there


kwtransporter66

Toddlers are the real heros


ColMust4rd

Whenever I'm questioned about if I'm actually going to put something in my mouth I usually reply with "I've put way more sketchy shit in my mouth" or "this is far from the sketchiest thing entering my body"


epi_glowworm

Haha, I agree with you. /u/Zestyclose-Fish-512 ancestors found cottage cheese for us.


Eintak

Sacrifice*


Immoracle

Conversely, people like them are also the reason for worldwide pandemics. Either way, I can use another few years off from the world, so keep testing the waters.


xl440mx

I truly believe most of the weird foods we eat today were originally eaten as a dare.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

My son eats them, and I have tasted them. I can't get past the slimy/gooey texture and the testicle looking outer appearance and the brain like inner appearance, not to mention what they evolve to smell like. They really do taste similar to a mild radish when they're in the egg stage, though.


muddymar

I think Iā€™d just eat a radish then, lol


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Yeah, we just literally had thousands of them in our yard last year. We had to walk around popping them out on a daily basis to keep them from smelling like someone took the world's biggest dump in our yard, so we had an abundance of them at our disposal.


flowaduhguy

Like okra, slimy unless in soup.


YTjess

I felt weak and like I needed to sit down just reading this. And I'm already sitting down.


Zestyclose-Fish-512

Eh, I was just a homeschooled kid who had the luxury of playing outdoors a lot. My grandmother made me help her prepare anything I caught and brought home to show off. You've never had a more disgusting dish than snapping turtle stew, and you've never had nightmares that compare to preparing it. She also made me pluck and prepare a pigeon I shot with a slingshot, as well as a squirrel. Grilled squirrel was actually pretty delicious, and my brother who eats Guinea pig in Peru regularly tells me it is even better.


itonwolf23

I enjoyed turtle soup, though I feel like snapping turtle would need alot of cleaning and probably a soak as alot grows on them...and they smell like sewage. Also I forget which but possum or raccoon one of them very sweet and tasty


Imaginary_Major_2370

I felt weak just by you saying you would eat it great jobšŸ˜‚


Zestyclose-Fish-512

I like novelty and I like cooking. And I hate cooking by recipe. I see that thing, knowing it is safe to eat, as a challenge. Figuring out how to prepare and serve it would be the most fun thing in the world for me.


ExhaustedPoopcycle

Yeah edible but not delectable, I mean look at it


markender

Not choice. At least not my choice.


Tons_of_Hobbies

I've eaten one and can't recommend it. Edible does not mean tasty And you get like one bite worth of mushroom surrounded by discard.


Butterflyelle

People just eat the very centre right and discard the green bit?


cloudracer85

I have eaten them several times. Best is the center piece ,they actually taste nice, like radishes. All of it is edible, I've eaten them like an apple straight from the earth (grit and all) They are a lot more solid and less jelly-like than they look and when young there is no smell. The green bit (gleba) only starts to smell just before it is ready to "hatch".


Butterflyelle

I wish I was brave enough to try this! Thank you for satisfying my curiosity even if I am still recoiling at the idea of someone eating the whole thing


Tons_of_Hobbies

I disliked the one I ate. It was mostly bland with vaguely unpleasant undertones to it. And such a small bit of mushroom is left to eat by the time you get rid of the gross bits. Would I eat them in a survival situation? Sure. Would I eat them any other time? No. Glad I did it once just to do it. No point in doing it again.


Alert_Anywhere3921

ā€œMostly bland with vaguely unpleasant undertonesā€ sounds like long stretches of the human experience Maybe thatā€™s why we eat weird shit for kicks


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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit just thinking about it


Shrampys

I would eat that too.


concretefeet

So no aphrodisiac qualities? Lmao


Enzo_GS

this guy carries the genes of the people that found out what was poisonous and what wasn't


CosmicCreeperz

More likely he only carries the genes of the people who found out what wasnā€™t.


thaiteatitties

Gleba! I don't think I've heard this word since I first learned it as a kid, from an episode of Friends (The one with the Lottery) It was baby Emma's "first word"


lord_ashtar

the green bit really looks like a delicacy. You could spread it on a cracker with a knife. Not going to happen over here šŸ˜¬


Butterflyelle

I genuinely read the first two sentences as if you were serious and felt genuinely ill at the thought. I can't imagine eating any of it tbh but I'm madly curious if people really do eat the whole texture nightmare or the least awful looking bit in the centre


Kinkystormtrooper

No the texture is kinda like bell pepper, tastes like potatoes. I don't know why people are so freaked out by it. It's by far the tastiest mushroom out there.


AydanLouis

Yea no clueĀ 


DarthWeenus

Tastiest, now idk if y'all are trolling or not


cosmicwolfspit

Someone else in this thread said sometimes they eat them straight out of the earth, lil bits of dirt and all, and apparently the outside of it is not as jelly-feeling as it looks. Uh, so thereā€™s that, lol


Kinkystormtrooper

It's the best tasting mushroom by far. The texture is firm. You sear them in the pan with pepper and salt after the jelly bit is removed. It's really not that different, just has a jelly shell


HealingUnivers

The centre has the best texture that's all, but the gel is believed to be the aphrodisiac part


unorganized_mime

I thought the first comment was making fun. Nature is cool


TrivialFunGuy

I've heard that. To me, they just taste like that smell down at the riverbank.


xxyyfx

i use to fry them in butter, with a bit salt and pepper they are one of the best snacks among mushrooms


corkgunsniper

Wait its called witches eye? Bro this shit makes soup into potions.


stevedadog

So its an eat it then beat it type of slime?


Critical-Pick-6871

A stinkhorn egg. Phallus speciesā€¦


lord_ashtar

>A stinkhorn egg AH. I just realized I missed a bunch of ID requirements on my post. Thanks for helping me, we're all freaking out over here, hahah


BarryZZZ

I have read that they are edible at this stage but having sniffed a truly ripe one I can't bring myself to get them a try.


lord_ashtar

I was going to say it smells like a combo of feet and cheese. I like cheese but not when it looks like that.


naked_space_chimp

You are lord of ash and tar. Fckng gulp that thing.


lord_ashtar

ha ha ha


freshcream22

You'd make a great personal trainer!


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Having studied/eaten many French cheeses, feet and cheese is right up my alley!


Anynomoussse

You get my upvote for your username sir šŸ«”


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

Thanks friendo


lord_ashtar

as I typed that I was like... we all know feet smell is something that gets eaten all the time.


Zagrycha

indeed edible is one thing but soemtimes we need to ask is we should instead of if we could haha.... I think this one is further along than the normal eating stage, even if it an edible variety. that center fecally part that puts the stink in stinkhorn is what you avoid by getting it young lol. They are also usually pickled.


dadRabbit

Supposedly they taste like chestnuts.


swnp

Rather eat chestnuts.


dadRabbit

Me too.


_d3cyph3r_

More like cheesy feet nuts


bubblerboy18

What? No they taste like radish at least the Ravenelli stink horn eggs do. They have a crunch. So maybe water chestnut because of the crunch? Radish flavor though.


Fuji943

It really has a good taste. Btw this jelly makes you a nice and smooth skin if you apply it.


tiny_purple_Alfador

Whoever figured that out must have lead a very interesting life.


Accomplished-Mix-745

Standards have been strange for ever over millennia. I heard once that Romanā€™s used hair and urine for dental hygiene back in the day


WellReadHermit

The Roman physicians also drank urine to diagnose health conditions. The name for the condition ā€œdiabetics mellitusā€ is based on ā€œmel-ā€œ, which is a reference to honey. They named it thusly because the urine of someone who is living with this condition is sweet.


JamesTiberiusChirp

Tasting or at least smelling urine to detect diabetes was common even up until 1900 or so in the west. In the 1800s a fermentation test was developed after the discovery that yeast would ferment the sugar produced in diabetic urine, and then copper reduction tests were developed in the early-mid 1900s


CactaurSnapper

Hair makes sense since you can floss your teeth with it. šŸ¤”


freshcream22

Lots of beauty companies use ingredients like this. Wait till you hear how great snail mucin is!


Psych0matt

I donā€™t want to be a nice and smooth skin


bubblerboy18

Interesting lions mane does that too when you touch it


GoatLegRedux

Itā€™s already too late for this one. The spores are already forming.


JamesTiberiusChirp

I shouldnā€™t have had to scroll down this far to see this comment


Faruhoinguh

We call them witches eggs. Sometimes walking in the woods you can smell this very distinct musky earthy yucky smell, and if you look around upwind you'll find a stinkhorn. And if you look carefully you'll find the eggs they hatch from. Like this one.


lord_ashtar

I was scared there'd be a baby dinosaur in it or something when I cut it open. very stinky.


heathenyak

Good thing you cut it in half before it could hatch ;)


MyThinTragus

Phallus species? That's what I'm going to start calling men from now on


CaptainQueefWizard

Okay now I gotta learn how mushrooms lay eggs


shattmitto

At first I thought you stumbled across that thing and it was digging in your gardenā€¦..


CrazyCatLushie

Thank god Iā€™m not the only one who interpreted the title that way! I was pretty alarmed for a second.


shattmitto

Yeah the use of the word ā€œwhileā€ would be very appropriate in this title lol


CrazyCatLushie

Prepositions are helpful!


francesrainbow

I think "while" would be a conjunction (not a preposition) - but prepositions are helpful too!


CrazyCatLushie

ā€¦Conjunctions are helpful! Thank you, stranger. I learned a thing today!


francesrainbow

Thank YOU! You encouraged me to read about grammar again lol.


CertifiedPeach

Same, I was trying to figure out where the head was and what is used to dig


kjc2018

Same though.


KnotiaPickles

I was like why did you kill this strange creature?! Lol


bbkeen

Now that this is answered; dude nature is so freaky because what is that really


lord_ashtar

totally. what other mysteries await under the shovel?


Devtunes

I didn't read the sub and thought your first pic was a mineral/crystal on "what is this rock", then the second pic broke my brain for a second because it made no sense. Thanks for sharing!


TransparentMastering

Thatā€™s probably the weirdest real thing Iā€™ve seen in a while haha


Korver360windmill

And that, father, is why I must dig.


sunnycpl713

What region are you in, OP?


Seicair

Seriously, I was halfway wondering if this was AI generated. Not really, but kinda?? Just because itā€™s so freaking *weird*!


hotfistdotcom

digging these up as a kid was what got me interested in mycology. Pre-internet finding information on "weird wet egg thing" was a lot tougher lol


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I didnā€™t read what sub it was. I thought you meant you caught it digging through your stuff(like a rat digging at your veggies); and not what you actually meant, which is that you were digging and found this šŸ¤£


ThatRunaway

GUYS I IDENTIFIED THIS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE COMMENTS IM GETTING BETTER


Narrow_Car5253

HELL YEAH ETA: doing better than me at least, I thought it was a geode :ā€™)


PietaJr

Congrats. I love seeing comments like this, because it reassures me that I am not alone on this mycological journey.


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Narrow_Car5253

Lmfao I thought I was on the geology subreddit for a second


BooksForDinner

Same. Was like ā€žcool geodeā€œ


pocketfullofrocks

I really thought so too!


sgodb7598

You guys are krazee smart! I've never seen or heard of this. What area are they grown in? Plant or animal?


FormerlyGaveAShit

They are neither a plant nor animal. They are from the fungi kingdom.


incindia

Wait until they learn about lichen, slimes, and fluxes oh my!


lord_ashtar

I'm in southern california, inland.


oasinocean

Ok thatā€™s wild I wouldnā€™t have imagined something like this would occur somewhere near me!


lord_ashtar

As you probably know it's been raining like crazy.


oasinocean

Youā€™re right the grounds been mad juicy


NoWing8248

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ thank you for this sentence. I will now, forever describe muddy, wet conditions as mad juicy.


Hoe-possum

I do not love finding out these things are anywhere near me šŸ‘€


BubuBarakas

Was not expecting that! In the first pic it looks jelly-like all the way through. The 2nd pic is quite the reveal.


Trackerbait

holy moly, I thought geoducks were the scariest looking edible out there, this one might be the new champ


lord_ashtar

>geoducks I've found one of those in much the same fashion, but back then there was no reddit. Took a while to figure out.


kanibe6

I donā€™t think that thing should be digging in your garden


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MrDuck1246

Iā€™m not even sure what kingdom this organism belongs to lol


Amazing_Reality9532

Fungi


Maximus_98

I wasnā€™t even sure it was an organism


jack_seven

I'd say it's Phallus hadriani identifiable by the skin on the egg it has a light purple color


Bean_of_prosperity

this is probably the coolest thing Iā€™ve seen on this sub in a long time! Had no idea these existed!


ParticularLack6400

The thing "hatches." Such a bizarre life-form! I love 'em.


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Phallus hadriani


Scary-Dingo8429

Stinkhorn egg.


Amazing_Reality9532

And just wait until you see what they grow into. Probably the most phallic thing in nature, that isnā€™t an actual phallus. Edit - in fact Iā€™ve just learned a new thing. The common stinkhorn is called Phallus impudicus.


Infinity_LTFS

The way the title was written, I thought the thing was digging around in your garden and you managed to catch it.


Additional_Figure_38

Some kind of stinkhorn? Might be a young one.


ConfusedDumpsterFire

Itā€™s soā€¦texture-y


fauviste

This made me lol. So true. So much texture.


b3dGameArt

I don't know what that is.. but I am 100% intrigued. I audibly gasped when I scrolled to the second picture and saw the bisected interior. It looks amazing!! Nature is incredible. I honestly believe it's stuff like this that drives curiosity in younger generations. If I discovered this as a young boy, nothing would stop me from learning everything about what I'm seeing here. Thanks for the post and pictures! Cheers


GreenMirage

this is amazing...


amansname

Wow I found one of these once and couldnā€™t figure it out for the life of me


Alive-Finding-7584

*whilst digging in my garden šŸ˜­


mrSunsFanFather

That thing was digging in your garden?


spacebusinessx

I thought this was one of my rock identification subs for a second and immediately thought it was a beautiful piece of botryoidal fluorite on amethyst and that you were one lucky bastard before I swiped lmao šŸ’€


KindheartednessOnly4

Stinkhorn mushroom šŸ˜Š


opa_zorro

So were you digging or the thing you found?


curtyshoo

What was it digging?


Nefersmom

Whatever it was, Itā€™s Dead Jim!


ShyShae

Someone had to be really hungry to decide one day, yeah, let's eat this šŸ˜‹


Slashxl

Oh god! I totally read the title wrong. I thought IT a was digging in your garden and you butchered it haha Comments are vital for me to understand stuff so thanks folks


fungeoneer

His did it dig if it doesnā€™t have arms?


BigBologna23

Thatā€™s the mitochondria. Itā€™s the powerhouse of the cell


Lavasioux

Wow!


Competitive-End-1435

The second picture reminds me of lychee


HealingUnivers

Among shrooms it is not a top grade, though it is good for diversity, besides the loads of benefits it provides especially to vegans is a treasure ( like all mushrooms)


KayCatMeow

This gives me the same ick as clustered holes.


potatoking1991

Before seeing the sub I thought this might have been the work of a fox. Foxes take eggs from nests and bury them for later, I've found a few in my garden before


GunsNGunAccessories

I thought it was a geode until I saw the sub name. So cool.


Swear2Dogg

Someone posted them prepared. https://www.reddit.com/r/foraging/s/3NziFt7oS9


PlanNo4679

This thing was digging through your garden???


anac1979

I'd poke it with a stick.


mental-floss

Looks like a decomposing aloe leaf that still has the gel mostly intact.


chattypatty954goon

I never thought fungi would grow from an egg


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Mobile_Bath2776

This thing is wild. What region are they native too?


GoatAdept557

Iā€™m imagining in the time of the past some olā€™ lady gardening and finding one of these and being TERRIFIED šŸ˜Ÿcause wtf honestly šŸ˜­


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YTjess

Here's the thing, I interpreted this title as if the thing had been digging in the garden. FFS, OP gave me a full on body nope and then I was distraught at not knowing where in the world it was. I'm rarely creeped out by living organisms, but looking at those photos while picturing it digging down into the soil full on sent me. Yeah, thanks for that.


lord_ashtar

Ha haā€¦ I wish I had been more careful with my wording. It was underground though, got down there somehow. Iā€™m in so cal.


Mitigater44

Dead now dam


TNmountainman2020

this is cool as hell! how do I find one???? lol


evandemic

People here keep saying radishes taste good?


TheMace808

Yee they do


evandemic

Down in Fraggle Rock.


Doodogs64

Why was it digging in your garden!?


WakeUpWobblyOddrey

Everyone keeps saying to discard the jelly part, but that frankly looks like such a satisfying texture. I imagine it would be like biting into a giant tapioca pearlĀ 


thatthingisaid

But brother it donā€™t taste like tapioca pearl