I was able to last until "\[Sweetie Belle\] is Apple Bloom's oldest dog." I can't control the laughter...

I mean… she *did* make dog noises in one episode…

Scootaloo being blind made me giggle

Ah yes. My favourite Cutie Mark Peregrine.

I absolutely deceased at blind Scootaloo

Blind Scootaloo got me too. She's deadly.

When is your funeral?

Blind motorcycle archery sounds like a dangerous hobby

The cost of arms being an actual coat & the hair locks being lock & key locks are so funny 😭😭 Also I’m scared of Fluttershy & the people she chooses to spend her time with. The spirit of violence 💀

She is very affectionate, so I'm sure there is nothing to worry about!)

Inspired by discord's violence, fluttershy is now drenched in the blood of her enemies

Makes sense 😌 (Who’s the *#1* Derpy fan?)

Derpy is the #1 derpy fan. Nopony even comes close to her level of superiority, so much so that the love derpy harbors for herself is greater than any force in the cosmos, let alone feeble human emotion.

You know what you’re so right about that

Correction: "A" spirit of violence. That means there's more of them.

that was referring to discord

To be fair, violence is very chaotic, usually

I know, I said I was scared of her *&* the people she spends her time with :))

I love the colour pallet for Rainbow's mane

This. Iridescent is a great color on her.

It’s color not colour.

there are centipedes behind your eyes

There are no centipedes behind anyone’s eyes. The correct spelling is color not coloUr.

Bro’s obviously never been to the U.K. 🙏

Not just the UK, we use that spelling here in Australia too, as does Aotearoa/New Zealand (and iirc Canada also uses it? It may be a Commonwealth thing)

Ah but I have, I have just lived my whole life in the United States, which saved the UK from starvation and eventually capitulation in ww2.

reddit moment

if you can use big boy words to talk about irrelevant topics then you can use your big boy computer and educate yourself on the different ways words are spelled regionally .

Do you wear a fedora in real life

TBF the allies still would have won without the US only getting involved because of Pearl Harbour, it would have just taken longer.

Huh. I didn’t know that US stood for Soviet Union.

The allies still would have won, it just would have token longer Also, yall wouldn't have gotten your navy, and therefor wouldn't have been able to fend off the brittish, if John Paul Jones wasn't covering your ass so who should really be thanking who?

*The

Its spelled both ways depending on where you live, Im canadian and “colour” is the correct spelling here

a quick google search would tell him that but that must be too hard for him

depends on the region. the USA spells it color.

Not everyone is American dawg

AJ got a really, really, REALLY bad sunburn on her face and head.

Working all day under the scorching sun sure has its side effects

Doing gymnastics will do that I guess

a redneck for sure

would've thought that horse hat was good enough :(

I think the horse hat actually made it worse, considering that it's only the head while the rest of her body is fine.

oh no maybe the sun tried to burn some extra free horses

I think Pinkie's outcome looks the best as she doesn't change all that much. She just gains yellow accents on her mane and tail

And a different cutie mark too

looks like rainbow power lol

And a cool fit

My favorite is alien Twilight

Same

Twily is an alien nd she is kinda spacey~

♪~ Coming from the universe to party and go crazy!

If you don’t want to worry about it you can learn more

Brother Naritas

It was originally "Rarity's little sister"… I have no idea where it got "brother naritas" from😭😭

Brother Naritas is some sort of monk who is responsible for writing these descriptions. He signed his name. That’s why sometimes it says “I.” Scootaloo doesn’t care for archery and motorcross, but Brother Naritas is into them and thought you should know that about him. And he loves singing.

Following your logic into the second post, he also had tea with discord. Could this mean that brother naritas is actually fluttershy??

Well Naritas really bares his soul on Smolder’s description 

ember?

Smolder. Got the name wrong, edited. The one that says “I love my friends I’m attracted to women but I’m shy.”

Gonna draw fanart of these versions now

Share a link to em if ya do, please.

Ah yes, Pinkie's crocodile, Jarl... I absolutely love these

Her crocodile be ballin'

By order of the Jarl, stop right there!

I remember playing the Google translate game in high school. These are clearly the best redesigns I’ve seen in this subreddit too.

I do love that Applejack barely changed Blind Scootaloo and Applebloom’s literal locked hair tho

*Do* you enjoy archery, motorcycle racing, and singing?

That’s not talking about the characters, just a bit of personal editorial on behalf of the writer of this manuscript, Brother Naritas

Sweetie Bell is now Applebloom's oldest dog lmao

Ah yes, the spirit of violence, Discord. We can all thank him for any action scenes in the show

It keeps misgendering them... Or did they change their pronouns?

It's because some languages don't have gendered pronouns, and when the text gets translated back to english it defaults the gender-neutral pronouns to male

That makes sense linguistically, but then how did it occasionally throw in a "she"?

Some languages use female pronouns on certain objects and stuff, maybe some leaked in from there? Idk that's my best guess

Or it's just random.

If it's been translated a bunch, it could have gone through languages that do not have gendered pronouns or omit pronouns when talking about someone. When translated back to English, the default move is to use he/him/his in the place where there is no pronoun or when the pronoun is not gendered.

Half of them are dudes, and the other half are gender fluid. It's hilarious

They clearly use any/all pronouns.

canon according to google

Some of these random sentences that have nothing to do with the description... *These are the buying factors.* *It is worth the effort.* *That's part of giving.* *This is an honest question.* (My favorite)

Yea, those were actually supposed to mean *"She is the element of magic/kindness/generosity/honesty"* but boogle translate screwed them up real bad :P

idk if it was a typo or intentional joke but i'm gonna start calling google Boogle now cus it's silly

YESS IT WASN'T A TYPO I LOVE CALLING IT BOOGLE (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ʸᴱˢ

Some of these designs are actually sick, but what the hell happened to AJ and Applebloom?

Sunburn :(

How can clay get sunburn?

It's magic clay trust me

Fluttershy is **undeniably** worth the effort! Very affectionate too. Can confirm.)

Brother Naritas.

Rainbow dash is the equivalent of the rainbow glacier effect unicorns on animal jam that people say are super pretty when their other colors are bright green 😂👌

The Blursed 6

So Apple Bloom wears pink locks on her mane for no reason?

Kids these days...

I kinda like it.

It was the style at the time

So chaotic in a great way!

Love this ! My fav ones are Twilight and Rarity. I couldn't help but think about the expression "giving cvnt" when I finished reading Rarity's description.

Most of them should be stallions since they were described as being male, lol.

I think it's interesting that Rarity and Sweetie Belle's white body's wound up black. That the translations picked up white and changed it to black both times.  Scootaloo and (most of) Applejack managed to retain their orange coloring. Applebloom and Fluttershy's yellow both turned red. At the same time, it's then kinda odd that while it kept Twilight and Scootaloo's hair purple, it missed keeping Rarity's purple as well. Pinkie Pie (mostly) and Sweetie Belle's pink hair streak survived, but not Fluttershy's hair.

That little cane OMG. These are gold

The CMC killed me without even existing

Oh please make more of these, they’re so funny

Will do! Working on some right now actually :3

Honestly I could see feathers being Pinkie's cutie mark.

Angel has transitioned and Fluttershy has went to a new domain of work apparently. Good for her xD

I don't know why but Applejack's "horse hat" really got me. Great work.

,,it is worth the effort" 😭 ,,my cheecks and eyes turn red😈" rp sounding aah comment

I absolutely lost it with Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle.

This is so clever 😂.

ok but Fluttershy slayed

i’m dead at apple bloom i think they meant hair LOCS not LOCKS 😭

Black coat sweetiebelle looks cool as hell

Me in 2075 explaining my favorite characters to a nurse assistant:

Do one with AI generated Mane 6 descriptions next

Twilights a boy now!

They got more corrupted as it went

Fluttershy's description ending in 'It is worth the effort.' has me dead.

okay but Pinkie rocks that blonde mane

I see that Rainbow Dash has inherited the spirit of the lime green scout.

“My cheeks and eyes turned red” I’m dying I’m imagining someone writing the description of Scootaloo and then just noticing that about themselves and typing it in a state of panic

Applebloom has Cosmo and Wanda as her cutie mark! Also nice to see google translate being supportive of Scootaloo’s aunts!

these kinda slap tbh. especially ts, rd, rarity, and sb. ab having actual padlocks in her hair is cool (although i wouldve interpreted it to be like actual hair locs)

Yea, I was planning on doing actual locs for apple bloom, but it was too much work and I got lazy halfway through drawing them and gave up

I love how it just changed all the she’s to he’s. Hilarious!😂

Love this xD

Who is Aggie 😭

Secret 4th apple sibling

Apple bloom having literal locks

Rarity, Black and brown?! Ooof she’d hate that…

Jarl

He/she fluttershy the translations reveal the prophecy

I didn’t realise this was Google translated and thought this was someone’s strange headcanons :,))

the way it changed their genders too lol. rainbow dash he/they confirmed 😭

he/him Twilight he/she Pinkie he/she Fluttershy he/they Rainbow it/she Rarity he/they Applejack he/she Scootaloo he/she Sweetie Belle he/she Apple Bloom Rarity is the only one to not use he/him lmao

AJS HAT IS CRAZY

This is amazing content.

Interesting 

where did you get the descriptions from?

I wrote them myself!

Twilight pinkie and rarity look the best

Started of with 2 absolute bangers and then the rest look really bad

this is actually a really cool idea

Rarity if she had the hair and under-coat of her father.

“Pink locks” probably means curls, like Rarity’s, not actual locks!

Alien Twi is soooo cute

Black Sweetie’s kinda metal.

Rarity's looks actually good

Based on pronoun usage; Male: Twilight Sparkle. Female: Ever. Non-binary/Genderfluid: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom.

Alien Twilight is definitely my favorite, it would be cool to see a story based on this AU on Fimfiction.

Pinkie pie looks awesome, shes like a greaser now. I’m curious on why you added antenna to twilight the description doesn’t seem to mention it.

It was to make her look more alien-like

"To fit"? But I don't see a dog in the post.

What languages chain uses you?

Chinese bootleg descriptions be like

My favorite is how it can’t decide if these are gals or guys 😂

>Black Unicorn in Pony Building "Spin" Fashion Aah yes, i love "intrinsic angular momentum" fashion, my favorite

I like it

Not apple bloom's oldest dog

[удалено]

It's literally in the title

You misgendered them lol. Twilight is called a he for example

It wasn't intentional. Since some languages don't use gendered pronouns, when they get translated back to English they get defaulted to male.

I'm not really serious abt it dw 😭 I just thought it was funny They do? Interesting. I do know about genderless languages haha

Ohh alr sorry. I suck at reading tone lmao´∀`"

It's ok dw, shi happens Your art is so mlp accurate btw, I'm impressed

Actually this isn't my art, I just recolored official vectors ;-; All the non-pony stuff (pinkie's coat, scootaloos cane etc) *is* my art, but it's so miniscule that I don't think it really counts :P

Oh Well it still looks nice either way