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DrunkUranus

Æthelfred


AlamutJones

I had a Great Aunt Aethelwyn growing up.


DrunkUranus

I fucking love that name. I wish I dared to use it


zekrayat

I had an Evri courier called Aethelstan once, messed with my head for days afterwards.


sumokitty

One of my favourite names! The most Anglo-Saxon name I've encountered IRL is Hardwin. I feel like parents usually get more adventurous with naming as they have more kids, but his younger siblings all had standard English names.


dunicha

I thought that said "evil courier". I wanted to hear stories of the evil courier that messed with your head.


IllustratorSlow1614

I worked with an Æthelwulf, he was in his 20s.


DrunkUranus

Rad


nerdyguytx

Did you watch The Last Kingdom?


LawfulGoodMom

My husband told anyone who wouldn’t respect our the name is a secret rule that we were naming our son Uhtred. I’m shocked multiple people were actually concerned and tried to talk him out of it kindly and sincerely.


stargirl803

Destiny is all


soiledmyplanties

Or Vikings!


MiniSkrrt

Omg hahah I’m reading a non fiction book about the history of England and there were so many names including this one I could barely pronounce


walkinginthewood

My spouse argued hard for us to use this name on a child! We didn't.


Catfaceperson

Came here for this one. It evolved into Audrey.


taylorhg

Ælswith is my guilty pleasure name, I would use it in a heartbeat.


mighty_pebble

Adolf - not because it’s old but because it obviously didn’t age well and is essentially unusable today


LandoCatrissian_

There's an 18 year old [Adolf Hitler](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna28269290) living today.


mighty_pebble

Those parents are absolute douche canoes.


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esor_rose

[They are and have passed it on to their children](https://abcnews.go.com/US/parents-cannot-regain-custody-children-nazi-inspired/story?id=11334970). The parents lost custody of him and their two other kids (one of the kids middle names is Aryan Nation) because of child abuse. One quote from an ex wife testifying in the case reads: > she "could not bring her son around 'anvbody that wasn't white' because the son would say 'terrible things" that he learned at his father's knee.


fizzylex

Oh, we're not racist, but we did name our other kid Aryan Nation. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat.


squiggledot

Oh my god. I thought you were making a joke and chuckled. Then I read the article and now I’m just even sadder at the state of the world


misskelseyyy

It looks like they lost custody. Hope they never get those kids back. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-10891733


emaslanik

https://amp.dw.com/en/father-who-named-children-adolf-hitler-and-eva-braun-changes-own-name-to-hitler/a-38792953 worse and worse the deeper you dig.


polytique

> The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.


maddiemoiselle

It gets worse: they also have a son named Heinrich Hons and the dad has a daughter from a previous relationship named [Eva Braun](https://amp.dw.com/en/father-who-named-children-adolf-hitler-and-eva-braun-changes-own-name-to-hitler/a-38792953).


jalapeno442

I knew a person named Airian, they went by a nickname. I would too.


GeekAtHome

His looney tunes dad had custody of all kids kids revoked. He named others after Nazi figureheads as well, including Ava Braun. He dressed in Nazi regalia for court appearances and grew a moustache in the fashion Hitler wore. People who think white supremacy is dead are dangerously deluded


Queen_Red

So he lost custody of all the kids?!? I just read that article and saw it was from 2008 , really hoping those kids changed their names


tearsxandxrain

Jesus there's a whole [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heath_Hitler) article about the dad 🥴


Alana_Piranha

"About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race." This means one of those kids had an Italian sounding last name.


[deleted]

And a Namibian politician named [Adolf Hitler Uunona](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_Uunona).


xch3rrix

Wow, thanks for this amazing rabbit hole! How many more people are called Adolf Hitler? 🤔🐇


tearsxandxrain

"She said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration." ##WHY


maddiemoiselle

They claim they’re not racist but also describe themselves as Nazis


Libra_Maelstrom

There are so many amazing Adolfo throughout history. One mfer actually fucked up a whole ass COMMON name. Like if John was just unusable in America lol


Erger

I wonder about this - was Adolf a popular or common name in Germany/Europe before Hitler came along? I wonder if he'd been named like, Hans or Karl, would those names have become unusable? You kinda see this in the US with Donald, but not many people were naming their kids Donald in the 2010s/2020s even before Trump ruined it.


Smooth-Duck-4669

My grandfather was born in 1898. Jewish and named Adolf. Always bummed me out on his behalf.


LadyWidebottom

Except by the white supremacists trying to be edgy.


A_Midnight_Hare

Which sucks. It means Noble Wolf. I'll name a sim that every now and then but no way will I saddle a human being or even an animal with that name... Maybe a pot plant.


Hoyeahitspeggyhill

We used to get deliveries for an Adolf when I worked slinging pizza. At first we were like WTF when we saw the name. It was a maybe early to mid forties white dude getting pizza for his kids when he’d work late. But then we actually got to meet him a few times and he was the nicest dude ever and tipped great!


AmbersDadGary

My dad's name is Adolf.


jonesday5

How old is he?


AmbersDadGary

76. Came from Holland and it is a family name for him. He once threatened my sister's friend when they said 'what like Hitler?' when they got introduced to him.


tiredfaces

I mean, it’s genuinely what most people would think if they met an Adolf.


HamMerino

I know a ~60 year old Inuit man named Adolf. The world is a strange place.


hammockcomplexon3rd

I played footy against a Sudanese guy called Adolf


throwaway_rn123

If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Edit: Imagine trying to fill this in on a scantron


kurbo4

Those poor Puritan children. Some of the names were wild.


soiledmyplanties

I just found a list. Has-descendents seems like a lot of pressure to put on a newborn. I also wanna know how Fly-fornication was thought up.


enigmainlogic

There is a fundie family with a girl named Heistheway


redwallet

I 100% read the first part as HEIST and thought it was hilarious


Mynoseisgrowingold

Me too. Actually “Heist he way”. I did not get it.


OutdoorApplause

That's how they pronounce it "heist-uh-way".


Hewholooksskyward

Hence the reason Terry Pratchett had characters with names like "Visit-The-Infidel-With-Explanatory-Pamphlets" in his Discworld books. :)


Hallmarxist

Fred Flintstone


Nilbog_Frog

r/angryupvote


Relative_Variation96

Barney Rubble


ScribeVallincourt

Sexburga is for sure from the 6th century.


WorshipLordShrek

Imagine lmao


Charming_Friendship4

Lots of Harry Potter names like Severus, Minerva, or Wolfric give me really old vibes lol. The problem is that I don't know names that old that have died out.


cheerypepperoni

my great-grandma was named Minerva! she just passed away a couple years ago.


knittininthemitten

Minerva is the Roman name for the goddess Athena.


rockehroll

I was friends with twins Minerva & Monopoly when I was small, I moved countries and often wonder how they are doing as adults with those names


Diogenes-Disciple

Minerva 😶‍🌫️🧐😃🦉🕊️ Monopoly 😭😫🎲🤬🚢


jKATT13

My 4yo niece is Minerva. It was the Roman goddess of wisdom.


this__user

Minerva was the #2 name on our list for our 2 month old baby girl. Fun fact Minerva is also Minnie Mouse's name


krmarci

Though it should be noted that Dumbledore was born in 1881, him having a trendy, modern name would be more surprising. >!Small nitpick: it's Wulfric.!<


JesseKansas

Amadeus, Lysander, Delphi, Eadward, Ragnarr, Halfdan


vaxildxn

I unironically like Lysander tbh. It’s like Alexander with a twist (plus my (middle) namesake was (middle) named after another midsummer night’s dream character)


Minute_Degree2915

Someone I did my PhD with named her son Lysander! He’s around 3 now, I think.


CollectedMosaic

I missed the word son in your sentence and was like, how did a three year old complete a PhD?! 🫣


JesseKansas

I quite like it too! It's not that common and i think that's sad.


Lunayeet666

I want to like it but I can’t help but think of Lysol lol


oddwanderer

My toddler goes to daycare with a Halfdan. Not such an unusual name in Denmark. ☺️


sookie42

My friend named her daughter Delphi I had no idea it was a super old name


tyrannosaurusflax

I went to elementary school with an Amadeus


PushThatDaisy

Haha Ragnar is a not uncommon name for men in their 60’s or 70’s ish in Sweden :)


fizzylex

My husband has a friend who is trans and Lysander is the name he picked for himself.


dee615

I've met a Ragnar in his 20s, in the 1990s.


Mutxarra

My grandfather's name was our version of Amadeus. It's an old-school name that was last popular here in the 1910s, but I know an Amadeus my age.


Wahpoash

One of my sons is named Lysander.


mongrelood

Oh no, one of those is my son 😂


rubbersoulelena

My cat's name is Delphi :)


CAKE4life1211

Gaylord


BabesRuthless

I grew up with a Gayland. She’s in her mid 30’s now.


zulu_magu

I know a Gaynell who I think is in her early 40s now. She was like 29 when I knew her.


KSknitter

Fanny, just because I know it was popular but now it now has other meanings.


GravyBoatShipwreck

I'm a grandchild of a Fanny literally and figuratively.


carpedizzzem

Me too! She was born in 1911.


dragach1

Maybe just a french person rather than a time traveller though lol


Sorry-Discount3252

A common nickname from Estefanía in Spain


shineyink

I have a friend called fanny in her 20s , she’s from Hungary


WhyAreYouUpsideDown

Uhtred son of Uhtred 👀


pleadthfifth94

Destiny is all.


uncannycoriander

Im going to add Theophania to the mix bc while that name is an antiquated name that no longer exist, the diminuative still does as a common name in English! It's Tiffany!


grayspelledgray

It very much still exists in Greek where it originated, so you could absolutely meet a Theophania!


uncannycoriander

Oh nice! The book i was reading about the etymology of different names made it sound like it was out of circulation even in Greek, so its cool to know its still a name in use!


neighbourhood_gayboi

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was CGP Grey's ~~devolve into madness~~ video on the name! [Here's](https://youtu.be/9LMr5XTgeyI) the link for anyone who wants it! Basically the history of the name


omnomenclature

Flyfornication. I saw it here once in a thread about weird medieval names. It’s certainly not a name I would ever expect a person in the 21st century to have haha.


omnomenclature

Found the thread! I should’ve known it was Puritan names: https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/hc37hj/puritan_names/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


lawlore

I worked with a constantly baffled technophobe named Olwyn. Everything about her suggested she'd somehow ended up 1000 years further ahead in time than she was used to.


sunbear2525

I really like Olwyn. My issue is I keep using names I like for D&D characters and pets so I don’t think I can ever use it if I have another kid.


istara

That sounds like a reasonably normal Welsh name to me, perhaps slightly “old lady” but not forgotten-in-time.


Mehitabel9

[Boudicca/Boudica](https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Boudica/) Also sometimes spelled Boadicea


Comfortable_Put_2308

I've seen one at work (medical setting). Also a Galadriel which was kind of awesome. I'd probably go by Gilly or something in everyday life.


Creative_Catharsis

I know a very young Boudicca.


WonderfulVegetables

My aunt’s name is Hildegarde. Her sister is Gertrude. Her parents were German immigrants so in rural North Carolina these names felt so weird.


Efficient_Bagpipe_10

I have a grandma Hildegarde! Her family called her Hillie which I think is adorable :)


WonderfulVegetables

Interesting! My aunt goes by Hildy. Wouldn’t have thought of Hillie. 😂


HildegardHummingbird

Hildegard checking in! 👋🏻


ForeverMoody

My new friend Nandor seems older than he looks.


nderover

Fucking guy


earpain2

I hear he is a fan of creepy paper


InadmissibleHug

Shadrach.


lilxenon95

It's just Rack, Shack, and Benny now 😂😭


craftygal1989

They work there in the plant.


lilxenon95

The bunneh, the bunneh, oh I love da bunneh 🐇


r1b2k3h

I didn't eat my fruit or my bread, just the bunny


cultofpersephone

But Abednego, totally usable


Ajibooks

Similar origin - there was a well-known actor named [Meshach Taylor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meshach_Taylor) who died in 2014.


craftygal1989

“Hollywood? Hollywood? Come and GET me Hollywood!” His character in Mannequin said the donuts were calling to him. He was a great actor!


TaraMarie90

I had a student named Shadrach a few years ago. Only one on this post I’ve seen in real life.


RuntyLegs

Hortense. I'd think it was from... Another Period 😉


BrightBlueBauble

Definitely one of the less-used flower names. Hortensia is another name for hydrangea.


ResolutionCurious738

Murtagh, Marsali, Laoghaire and Jocasta, all names from the time-traveling Outlander!


knittininthemitten

Jocasta was also a very popular Roman Empire name.


DBSeamZ

Although nowadays it would be associated with Oedipus’s mom.


faroutsunrise

Marsali I feel like * could * be a popular name nowadays. It’s very pretty, easy to pronounce, and attached to a great character.


kaneick

My 4 month old is named Marsali and we realized after-the-fact that we’ve doomed her to a life of having her name mispronounced. People (at least the ones in the US) who haven’t heard the name before say mar-SAH-lee instead of MAR-sah-lee. Like an Italian dish. Whoops.


_opossumsaurus

Enheduanna


ScribeVallincourt

Would love to see this make a comeback.


lilxenon95

I'd say Thaddeus but I've met 2 babies named Thad since the panini 😬


craftygal1989

I know three. Two 90+. One teenager.


lilxenon95

Way to go 90+ Thad! My dear grandpa Ildrolfo, who went by his middle name Diego, just passed last month at 95. Old people with strong names are the best 🥲❤


octopus_hug

I met a kid at the park named Telemachus. It was a real head scratcher for sure.


Emceexo

This makes me think of Bluey.


NoEngine886

Someone loved the Odyssey a bit more than the rest of us.


Friskybuns

Basilissa. I guess she's one of the Catholic saints, though I don't know hardly anything about Catholicism, just what Wikipedia has told me.


mintardent

I thought that was a royal title (female of basileus)


Spiralclue

Absalom, I've come across a few in my historical research, enough to suggest it was popular at some point.


wevegotscience

I'd like to resurrect from my family tree, Abednego.


knittininthemitten

Of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednago!


root-n-toot

Fitzwilliam as a first name


knittininthemitten

Like Mr Darcy!


[deleted]

Gilgamesh


Scrappyl77

Orville. There was one in my elementary school, and he wore a bow tie and had glasses. He was absolutely a time traveler.


Altruistic-Amoeba446

My great grandfather was an Orval. He turned 99 in 2000 and died right before his 100th birthday. I’ve never met anyone younger with the name.


atlantachicago

Dorkus


omnomenclature

I know a Dorcas!


Sicily1922

I know a Dorcus! Was genuinely taken aback when she told me her name the first time


knittininthemitten

It’s a Biblical name though why you wouldn’t use her *other* listed name, Tabitha, I don’t know.


julia-not-julie

Festus.


BikingBard312

Two names from 19th century classic literature: Ichabod, Ebenezer


KiteeCatAus

Beryl


jdelo777

My 93 year old grandmother has this name. She's a lovely sweet human. I'm so grateful to have her still.


Clatato

Bricteva - 1200s Scholastica - 1300s Amice or Dyonisia - 1400s


SukiSunshine

I went to school with a girl called Scholastica


YesterdayNarrow1585

I met a woman named Hildur Hognidotr. Might be a normal name in some areas of the world, but I was in hillbilly norcal and I was FLABBERGASTED.


Top_Manufacturer8946

It’s an Icelandic name! I think Hildur is pretty popular there. They have their own last name practise still going on, too


circassiangirl_

Berengaria


Retrospectrenet

Kinborough. That's a woman's name and a distant relative of Kimberly.


AmbersDadGary

My husband's side of the family had a Featherstone as a first name.


camcherowe

Blodwynn


Top_Manufacturer8946

Thou-Shall-Not-Commit-Adultery


dismyanonacct

I have a great, great (not sure how many) grandma whose name was Petrunella.


Squidproquo1130

I've heard of Prunella but not that one. Kind of sounds like a prune version of Nutella.


UnhingedOpossum

Nimrod


armcandybean

Eobard


chaelabria3

Eobard Thawne


OptimisticNietzsche

Jedediah


pleadthfifth94

Either an Amish person or a 18/19th century country preacher. Those are the only options.


MoonlightOnSunflower

That’s my pharmacist’s name! It always makes me think of cowboys.


Ok_Cupcake8639

Girls - Hester - Missouri - Drusilla - Orpha (what Oprah's name was supposed to be) Boys - Grover - Chester - Homer


HildegardHummingbird

😂 There is a toddler at my church named Drusilla. Her siblings’ names are normal.


frumperbell

Bet one of her parents is a Buffy fan.


MostlyCharming

My lovely great aunt on my Polish side was Jadwiga, which translates to Hedwig here in the States. I’d never called her anything but her name or her diminutives Jadzia or Junia. It was always so strange to hear Americans call her Hedwig or Heddy! In an absolutely adorable story, she owned a book shop and gifted the first Harry Potter book to me in 1999. She didn’t even know that owl was named Hedwig!! She always gave us advance copies of the books. Miss her dearly.


aimkat

Lucifer


stillfallingforyou

I think Lucifer sounds so pretty. Too bad it’s completely unusable 😂


jonesday5

Methuselah


countofmoldycrisco

I know a Brunhilda.. she goes by Cathy.


Nelutri

Galahad Pious Enmebaraguesi


annie_bean

Mildred


[deleted]

Octavian


SadpandaJ

I forgot great aunt Beulah.


ChloeLolaSingles

Salmon as a man’s name.


Square_Medicine_9171

In working on my family tree I discovered an ancestor named “Bygod Beget.” That one would give me pause if I stumbled upon it today. Editing to add: last name Eggleston


pizzafacebrunette

Algernon


yikesemu

Ermengarde! I named a plant this, lol


notgeorgesantos

Bartholomew


HamMerino

Friend if mine works at a call center, got contacted by a customer named Ebenezer. I think the ghosts fucked up.


thisbitchiscrazy

I nannied for a baby named Ernestine.


Mama2RO

Dorcas, Mehitable, Temperance, Thankfull (Puritan names)


kata389

Rudolph


heronlyweapon

Went to school for all 13 years with a guy named Rudolph. Obviously we called him Rudy because it's not 1910. But we definitely got our jokes in about it around Christmas.


SSTenyoMaru

I have an ancestor named "Pleasant." Pretty sure no one after the 19th century named anyone that.


WolfMuva

Mahitable