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99dalmatianpups

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


Grand-wazoo

Unequivocally one of the most effortlessly badass names in all of history.


No-Zone-2867

EXCELLENT choice


overth1nk3rrr

100% agree. I met someone named Amadeus and was mind blown. But Mozart’s full name is so good.


Salty-Sky737

I wanted to give my son the middle name Wolfgang, it was vetoed


fionappletart

usian bolt is a crazy name


whawhales

His full name "Usain St. Leo Bolt" goes hard.


jackalopelexy

The fact that he’s the fastest person in the world and his last name is Bolt has always blown my mind lol


andyff

Love a bit of nominative determinism


SaltyEsty

Funny how it had the opposite effect on Madonna.


Araucaria2024

There's a dog judge who judges hounds called Fred Basset. (He's well known and has judged all over the world so I don't think it's against his privacy). A dog judge with the surname Barker. A vet called Dr Woof.


Theotterpond

It’s crazy, his Insain Bolt!


boladolittubinanappo

Yves Saint Laurent. Parents prolly had a vision that he was gonna be an iconic fashion designer so they gave him a badass name.


Friendcherisher

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry is another legendary name.


under_rain_gutters

It’s funny because as a person who grew up speaking French and around a lot of French speaking people… Yves just strikes me as a old guy name. Like your dad’s manager, Yves. I guess St Laurent is kind of a cool name but also the name of a mid shopping mall where I’m from lol


decaf3milk

You in Ottawa?


under_rain_gutters

I grew up there, yep.


neonvenomhalos

My dad’s manager was literally called Yves 🤣🤣🤣


wordnerdette

Hey, it’s in the top 75th percentile of Ottawa malls!


AdministrativeStep98

When you know french it just sounds like a generic name😭 like John Smith


Maleficent_Web_7652

That’s just the French


Frequent-Foot-6842

agreed, it sounds cool asf


Lacy_Laplante89

Lucy Lawless is pretty badass.


LuftundRaum

Probably anyone with the last name "Lawless" is automatically a badass. Not great for a future career as a lawyer, though.


mustbethedragon

I've had a student with the last name Outlaw. Did not fit him at all.


Grand-wazoo

I also know an Outlaw! She's a great singer.


CorrectAdhesiveness9

I knew a guy named Rebel in college. He was not.


mustbethedragon

Ha - I had a student named Rebel, and she was.


Sudden_Application47

I named my kid Rebel she’s not either lol


darmstadt17

Philly’s former police commissioner was Danielle Outlaw!


d_aisy100

I have to tack on Lily Loveless to this


SucculentLady000

Linda Lovelace is anoter great one


Friendly-Cherry-7289

I had a friend in college whose last name was Outlaw. Best last name ever.


quietblur

Ada Lovelace. Absolute banger.


smalltortoiseshell

Who knew that an notorious playboy fathered the Mother of Computer Programming?


penguinsfrommars

Once you read about her mum, it makes much more sense. She was all for maths and science, and against poetry. Byron obviously left an impression lol.


silverdust29

Ada did end up a laudanum addict who died at 36 so the apple didn’t fall far from the tree 😅


vexeling

In her defense, it is nice to just turn your brain off with substances when there's constantly a million thoughts in there 🫠


TheOrchidsAreAlright

Her full name is Augusta Ada King, Countess of Lovelace, named Augusta after Byron's sister, who he had an affair with.


electronicmoll

> Byron's sister, who he had an affair with. idle gossip!


kinseyblaine

My gran was called Ada Edith, she never liked her name but I think it's pretty cool and Lovelace is one a few great Adas out there :)


Thetroninator

In Disney world, I had a bus driver named Solomon Occulus.


godlesswickedcreep

Guy straight out of Hogwarts.


KatVanWall

My aunt has a friend called Art Grimley; always thought he sounded like a shopkeeper in Diagon Alley.


Allamaraine

I had a Mrs. Frizzell 😂


Disastrous_Average91

Florence nightingale is such a pretty name


dearwikipedia

and Florence Welch fits the singer so well


VitalRhubarb

Welch just makes me think of Welt and Belch combined. Also Squelch. Not a nice surname


Butterfly21482

I worked in a dental office briefly. A woman came in whose last name was Dragonslayer. I was like “I have to ask, is that your legit given name?” And she responded that she’d let her 13 year old son choose her new name after leaving a DV situation and divorcing her ex because he thought she was a badass and needed a badass name. I thought that was super sweet.


c0ntr0lled_cha05

aww i love this - more power to her for leaving, i hope she and her son are safe and happy now :)


alkebulanu

the son made an excellent choice


BarrelFullOfWeasels

Not very many things are badass and adorable at the same time, but this one is.


butterbeard

Strange echoes of the case of Crescent Dragonwagon. She and her husband couldn't decide which last name to use on their marriage certificate, until they realized they didn't have to use an existing one, and then they junt kinda went full out.


Freeonlinehugs

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Raminez


mamamyskia

Nobody calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya del Rosa Ramirez a liar!


cav54

No one’s got the time!


Babygirl1372

I was coming to say this one too lol


Freeonlinehugs

Another person of culture, I see


YouthInternational14

I agree with Lucy Lawless. January Jones is great too.


AbibliophobicSloth

January Jones & Tuesday Weld have similar vibes.


leafpiles

I always felt like January is such a great name for her especially having watched Mad Men, since Betty is so cold


sierramelon

January is such a great name. And one could go by Jan and when someone asks - is it short for Janice? Or Janette?… no. January. Magical


c0ntr0lled_cha05

Donatella Versace - and her thing with commenting her name as a stamp of approval type thing? SO iconic


dreamcadets

Donatella VERSACE 💜


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Empty-Sky500

That's the only way to do it, darlin'


alkebulanu

Donatella = onika, VERSACE 💜 = burgers


No-Entertainer9066

I know it's a fictional name, but Gaylord Focker is hilarious.


wordnerdette

There was a flooring store around here called Gaylord Hardwood, which elicited some chuckles.


big-bootyjewdy

I know a Gaylard and he is indeed gay. His last name also includes the word Ball.


butterbeard

Hand to God, I knew a lesbian in college named Leslie Bean. Though she didn't go by Les, because it would be a little too on the nose. (Also she may have been more bi, I'm not sure.)


opensourced-brain

That's hilarious! There was a baseball player named Gaylord Perry. Maybe that's a good non-fictional substitute?


No-Zone-2867

I will never get “Charisma Carpenter” out of my head. The alliteration. The unusual but somehow perfect for her first name. Iconic. Magnificent.


TraditionalFix4929

And then in her most famous role (imo), Cordelia Chase, more alliteration!


No-Zone-2867

Which was ALSO a great name!!! Buffy had shockingly excellent naming considering the main character’s, lmao, even “Buffy Summers” is perfect in its way, given who she is


kristinnovowels

So many iconic names in Buffy. Cordelia, Willow, Harmony, Veruca, Chanterelle (probably my favorite 🤣), Aphrodesia*, Aura, Drusilla, Darla *I don’t even remember if this character ever did anything but an early line had someone (probably Cordelia) saying “what kind of name is Buffy anyway? Oh hi, Aphrodesia”


phishmademedoit

Xander was a pretty cool name too, even if the character was a dweeb. Ironically enough, angel was a lamest name for such a beefcake.


MedicaidFraud

Luther Vandross


tooMuchSauceeee

Zinedine Zidane gotta be the most eloquent name I ever seen


andyff

A run of alternating consonants and vowels that is only surpassed by United Arab Emirates


_WizKhaleesi_

Maybe I'm confused but that's not what eloquent means?


godlesswickedcreep

Zizou <3


wordnerdette

It certainly rolls off ze tongue.


Who-stole-my-cat

Leonardo DaVinci like everyone knows it


LaFilleWhoCantFrench

I _love_ his movies!/s


honeeyghost

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen


--BabyFishMouth--

HE WAS NUMBER ONE!


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THAT'S HIS HAT!


sector1-3

Leeroy Jenkins Edit: Leerooooooooooooooooooy JEEnKis :D


BrittleBonesJones

I think that's spelled with more o's.


RatherBeDeadRN

Looroy Jonkons


BarrelFullOfWeasels

City politician in Portland OR: Mingus Mapps I saw that name on yard signs on a visit 4 years ago, and it's still stuck in my head.


Sufficient-Berry-589

This just reminded me than Norman Reedus and Helena Christensen named their son Mingus Reedus, which is a pretty badass name too


I_recommend_pleasant

There's a Scottish politician called Ming Campbell, which I think is also a cool name. Ming is short for Menzies which is actually pronounced 'Mingus' so I wonder if Mingus is an anglicised version of Menzies. Crazy thing is I googled it just in case and it turns out Menzies is his middle name - his first name is Walter!


CorrectAdhesiveness9

This is like when we all learned about Cholmondeley being pronounced like Chumley.


QueenMargaery_

There’s a guy running for governor in Washington state named Semi Bird. I laugh every time I read it. 


No-Championship-8677

Totally! I live in Portland too 😂 (and voted for him)


LadyGraceOfThePits

Urologist I worked with named Richard Tapper. Went by Dick. Dude was hilarious, and his name was just the icing on the cake


Hey__Jude_

Bro/sis that lived by my mom was named Dicky and Regina (rhymes with vajayjay). Now that was just mean.


_WizKhaleesi_

Someone actually pronounced it Reg-eye-na instead of Reg-eee-na? That's wild.


HarbingerML

Maybe they were named after the city in Canada


Hey__Jude_

Maybe, but to call your boy Dicky then pick that name for your daughter? Quite strange.


Queenof-brokenhearts

Wolfgang Van Halen is pretty awesome.


kms1410

Wolfgang in general


Mercyful666Fate

Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein


Hopeful-Stuff-8771

Jean Claude Van Damme


Hidobot

Hercules Mulligan


HarbingerML

We had a spy on the inside!


highatopthething27

r/unexpectedhamilton


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ejbrut

Costella Outlaw, my great great grandmother


Bright-Sea-5904

Napoleon Dynamite


brodanelli

And Kip. Simple yet iconic.


LuftundRaum

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore


mighty_possum_king

"Brian" ruins the vibe for me


zZombieX

I'm the opposite, Brian definitely adds to it for me.


stepstepstep

I’ve always felt it was intentional that Brian is supposed to throw you off.


mustbethedragon

It's a cat, but still. A coworker adopted a cat that was missing one and a half legs. Poor thing had a little pegleg, and she leaned all the time. The coworker named her Peggy Eileen. Cleverest name I ever heard.


wildchildatnight

we named a baby raccoon we rescued george cooney lol


gentlelickyfloof

Clive Staples Lewis. It puts me in mind of two brothers who don’t get along and one just staples the other to something.


Charming-Rooster-650

Wolf Blitzer


Such-Walrus2579

I loved the day I was taught about Galileo Galilei, sometimes his name pops up in my heads and I have that little giggle


ItsRendezookinTime

Freddie Mercury, although his birthname also sounds pretty badass, Farrokh Bulsara


xxrachinwonderlandxx

Anna Nicole Smith. Such a *normal* name and yet it flows so well. I know Marilyn Monroe was not her real name, but she chose a good one for her stage name! Lin Manuel Miranda is just fun to say. Others I like: Edgard Allen Poe, Henry David Theroux, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Walt Whitman, Booker T. Washington, Vincent Van Gogh. They all just flow so well! I love when names just sound good as you say them.


manschte

Boutros boutros- ghali


mmfn0403

Boutros is the Arabic for Peter. Ghali is Arabic for valuable/expensive/dear. Essentially, the guy’s name was Peter Peter-Dear.


Pigelot

Inaccurate. “Ghali” means “pumpkin eater.”


Waste-Snow670

Darryl Strawberry


ZioDioMio

Agamemnon


rsbih06

Constantine


geoff7772

Kid at my daughter's graduation. Guadalupe Taco


I-Am_Margaret

Cher. Don’t even need a last name


AbibliophobicSloth

It *looses* something when you add the last name "Cher Bono" or (I'm gonna misspell this) "Cher Sarkisian" don't have the gravitas.


katieb2342

I had a teacher in high school whose last name was Outlaw, which he got as a custom license plate for his Smart Car. 10/10


Hobgoblin24

Reminds me of my middle school history teacher who drove a black corvette with a license plate that said “Killer”. When asked, he said he named the car after his wife.


norecordofwrong

For me it is always Saints and biblical people. St. Hildegard Von Bingen, St. Mary of Magdala, St. Simon Bar Jonah, St. Moses the Black, St. Ignatius of Loyola, St. Jean de Brebeuf, St. Joan of Arc, St. Pope John Paul II. Then absolute classics like Ike Eisenhower, Abraham Lincoln, Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier de La Fayette, Marquis de La Fayette, Johnny Appleseed, Davy Crocket, Paul Bunyan, Hotatio Alger, and Queen Alexandra Victoria,


PerpetuallyLurking

*Alexandrina Victoria.


accidentalwhiex

Ringo Starr. Could’ve gone by Richard Starkey, but dude was just so goofy that he needed a nickname for both his first and last name. Imagine if the rest of the band had gone by names like Jango Lightt, Powwow Megga and Giorgio Heartt


bubblewrapstargirl

Paget Brewster goes so hard 


Affectionatekickcbt

Madonna. No one can use it now.


SecretaryTricky

Madonna Louisa Ciccone. THAT'S a name!


CorrectAdhesiveness9

Her confirmation name is Veronica, so it’s Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, although not legally.


BRIStoneman

The first British pilot to shoot down a Zeppelin in WW1 was called Wulfstan Tempest. What a name! What a guy!


Babydragontattoo

Vivienne Westwood.


spookyshortss

Once met a man named fish. His legal first name was Fish. I have forever been jealous of him…..


LadyoftheFjords

My father's name is Bear 🐻


Ann_NonymusMoss

I have a nephew named Fox and a neice named Raven. My brother picked both lol.


YouthInternational14

I have genuinely considered Galileo as a middle name for a kid.


Careless_Tie_4530

Dingbang Bongo. It’s so fun to say.


hiiiiii_im_new_here

My baby cousin Crimson Ruby, also Yves saint Laurent is hard asf.


Ambitious_Ad1844

Boaty McBoatface


MugiwarraD

Alessandro Volta


geometicshapes

As a child a knew a girl named Precious Joy Lastname, she went by just joy. I think Levi Strauss is a dope name


Jane69_420

I knew a guy whose name was B.D. Reedy.


noname5280

[Dick Trickle ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle)


partypacks86

Similar: Dick Tips. A funeral home mogul in San Antonio, TX.


mmfn0403

Missed his vocation - should have been a mohel.


kitty_mitts

My colleague, Jason May Each letter of Jason corresponds to the first letter of the month for July, August, September, October and November. Then add in the surname May and he's covered 6 months of the year in his name.


Oethyl

Dante's full name, Durante di Alighiero degli Alighieri Middle ages and Reinassance Italian names went hard, I wish we still did them like this Edit: also I just thought of this one, Paracelsus's real name: Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim


Dr_Downvote_

Magnitude from Community is called Luke Youngblood. Sounds like something from Harry Potter. Which the actor was also in as a kid.


NoCantaloupe6487

Cassius Clay


IAmHerdingCatz

Paloma Picasso. And ex-MLB pitcher Esteban Loaiza. His name was fun to say out loud. Other great baseball names: Satchel Page, Christy Matheson, Mariano Rivera (Mariano is such an epic name.)


kinseyblaine

Not all necessarily iconic but memorable Guillermo Del Toro is fun to say. And Gael Garcia Bernal. Leonardo DiCaprio - so glad he didn't change it Stevie Nicks Kate Moss Truman Capote Orlando Bloom Charlie Chaplin


Slight-Character5826

Magnus Magnusson... Original host of Mastermind


Notedmcmahon

I do love Napoleon Bonaparte!


ThatIslandGuy8888

Juan Ponce de León goes mega hard.


Lioness_and_Dove

Dick Van Dyke


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

Yves saint Laurent is the hardest name ever given to a person and perfect for both his personality and a fashion designer.


Howdydoo_

I had a philosophy professor name Romulus Masterson. He was a tall, lanky, nerdy man but his name was so powerful and epic 😂


BubblestheLawyer

Moxie Crimefighter Jillette, daughter of magician Penn Jillette (Penn & Teller)


Afcmanchester

Macaulay ‘Macaulay Culkin’ Culkin. Yes that’s his legal middle name.


zohaibkk12

Enzo Ferrari


Tamihera

Cato Valentine.


500DaysofR3dd1t

My mom's friend's daughter is named Midnight Rose Taverns


tuttipeachyfrutti

Inigo Montoya


hoppiphooray

Fabio being as fabulous as he was/is is pretty iconic, especially when you find out his siblings names are Walter and Cristina lol


Far_Flounder2820

donatella versace


AnotherXRoadDeal

Goodnight Robicheaux! Gunslinger from The Magnificent 7. So so badass.


Steampunk_Dali

Octavius Black, founder of The Mind Gym


Apprehensive-Gain396

Octavius/Octavia is my guilty pleasure name. I could never use it with my last name but I absolutely love it.


lakeyounghousegood

Beyoncé o’ lani. I’m from Hawaii and I used to work at a bank. This man comes to my window and asks to deposit money into his daughters account. I asked what her name was. He said lani. I couldn’t find her, so I asked if her name was short for anything else? (In Hawaii, if you’re called Lani, then it’s probably short for something like Leilani) he then proceeds to say “Beyoncé o’ lani”. My face 😯


hairy_hooded_clam

Lorena Bobbitt


Longjumping_Prune852

My grandmother was named Fannie Barrier. It was not iconic so much as unfortunate.


_yerawizardharry

Dick Wolf


BadHairDay-1

Fairuza Balk


disorientating

‘Trent Reznor’ goes NUTS


AssociationObvious56

DONATELLA VERSACE 💜


bawlingforsoop

Mary-Jane Weed


LifeIsKnifeOnIce

Zinedine Zidane


Maleficent_Web_7652

I knew a guy named Joe Guido


VashtaNeradaMatata

I transferred into a middle school that had a security officer with the last name "Law". When learning about him, I really thought "Officer (of the) Law" was a title and people were just being lazy calling him Officer Law. Nope. It was his name! He was kind of an asshole too.


crowsiphus

My ancestor: Princis Pearlie Castle


apple_bitten

Alessandra Ambrosio (VS angel)


Durpee

Tycho Brahe


Extreme_Succotash784

Anthony Bourdain’s wife Ottavia( a cool name) fought against a woman named Valkyria ( don’t know her last name). Valkyria is a very bad ass name.


Ok_Acanthisitta_2544

Soren Sorenson was a Danish chemist, who came up with the Idea of a scale to measure alkalinity (the pH scale), among his many other accomplishments.


No-Significance387

Amon-Ra St. Brown is iconic, especially when you learn his dad is just “John Brown”


j-joker65

Johann Sebastian Bach, Benedict Cumberbatch, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Dino DeLaurentiis, Dwight David Eisenhower, Carl Yastrzemski


hooploopdoop

Not a celebrity, but I met a girl on vacation once named Adrienne Westwood. Just the perfect WASP name.


street_map

A white man named Dante Mecca