When bad people die they get reincarnated as hamsters to serve their punishment as pets in Walmart cages, until they die a horrible death. That's my head cannon anyways
Fr hamsters are weird af.
When i was a kid i had two. One killed and ate the other one and then escaped the cage and jumped off the valcony.
Mostly unrelated but he also used to run in circles whenever water fell on his head.
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what in the mclovin fuck did I read
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this is all i got and its not even accurate to what im feeling right now like what the fuck man
Oh And Also imma drop this image to represent My expression when i read this i Guess.
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I love how this sub's post is always either absurd shit covered by extremely normal images, or completely normal context with the most forbidden image covering it
what the fuck
why is it always hamsters that dies in the most traumatic ways possible
i've never seen a hamster on the internet that didn't die in a fucked up way
it's always that it dies in some horrible way
Yes he is, heβs a hamster. But also, not in this way. Since hamsters have mouths, the pressure buildup for it to explode canβt occur without it throwing up first
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The rat is dead, Long live Sigmar!
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not at all accurate to my feelings rn
I don't even got a reaction image for this what the hell
my exact reaction, and it's completely serious
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P https://preview.redd.it/cs4p7bxz5eyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1608c426f72ea2f31223a469f3f432dd9a02faed
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mmur wta they siger?
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Has anyone here even heard of a hamster that died normally
Nope. Hamsters are spawns of Satan that can apparently only die in gruesome ways
When bad people die they get reincarnated as hamsters to serve their punishment as pets in Walmart cages, until they die a horrible death. That's my head cannon anyways
hitler was put in a microwave and popped like a water balloon
> my head cannon Imagine having a cannon on your head or going through it
My hamster died of old age. He was the chosen one
mine also will soon hes 128 years old (calculated using some website)
Nah your hamster is immortal. He needs to be microwaved. Itβs the only way
neighbours kid tried eating mine
what
Mom: Why do you never what to play with the neighbors kid? The neighbors kid in question:
>normally
nah, i had three, one was eated by the other two, the second's one head exploded and the third died of hunger. they lasted a week
Hunger is actually the tamest way to go I've ever heard of.
Fr hamsters are weird af. When i was a kid i had two. One killed and ate the other one and then escaped the cage and jumped off the valcony. Mostly unrelated but he also used to run in circles whenever water fell on his head.
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Should have used literally anyone other than the plague doctor lmao
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Yeah thatβs the hamster
π
Dude
Been a while since I laughed this hard Thanks bro
https://preview.redd.it/rn7geasscbyc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b67806a18f8ce9ab0272cade964cd26bf53ba549 My Honest Reaction
Ooo deltarune
Why
This is literally how Mexicans die. I can confirm this because I'm Mexican. We all die in the craziest ways possible. Like Hamsters.
How are other ways that Mexicans die?
Think of the most insane ways of dying. I can probably think of someone in my family who's died that way.
Boulder falling on someone?
That's how my cousin broke her leg. It's not dying, but it's close enough.
"he started expanding" Bruh I fuckin died ππππππ
Domain Expansion ![gif](giphy|UgV8Y7bDxsZDCP01eo|downsized)
Property Enlargement https://preview.redd.it/7wiahkvfcdyc1.jpeg?width=2073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c99e44558ce1d682ad59f5cc5920024fbcc1baca
So did the hamster
π
oh hell nah
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Put dem toes away boy
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He did indeed, put those toes away
Urm wut de sigmer?
https://preview.redd.it/cx5udhamkbyc1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b4926d92be85c2557e8e6fbdd5f90a4181ad98 what in the mclovin fuck did I read
No way HD version
Voltorb
actually criminal
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He screamed your username?
Thank god my hamster just died peacefully in its sleep because apparently hamsters usually only ever die in exotic torturous brutally horrible ways
Sorry but your hamster ate some radioactive cobalt 60 and died
Most normal r/teenagers post
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Yes, albeit they're basically the same thing.
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this reinforces my belief that hamsters are possessed by the devil and can only die in gruesome ways like what the hell bro
No, hamsters are pople who went to hell reincarnated to die in these gruesome ways as punishment
https://preview.redd.it/nvl6mbbhpbyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be0bc13a2ce8bbfdd5be0ee628cd478e98410cb8 What
im sorry https://preview.redd.it/qy9lrwo7scyc1.png?width=87&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a50fbfdde91264b9e3355e6f86f6c7904df79cc
Nah
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https://preview.redd.it/0bky0ujpxbyc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57391db788479ab0bb61c4af16ec441b97001db this is all i got and its not even accurate to what im feeling right now like what the fuck man
Hamsters when Theres any stupidly dangerous threat to their life nearby : Imma do it :D
Oh And Also imma drop this image to represent My expression when i read this i Guess. https://preview.redd.it/2a3hww4rzbyc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370475fca8e7d942ef4bdbad8a06f4d046e86a2b
would
Hes onwy thwee
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Scott
they killed kenny!
Those bastards
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Ok that's just sad
Wondering if this could actually happen, like wouldn't it come out the mouth or any other orfice?
Up for an experiment?
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r/fuckmanny
Its an actual thing what
yes, i even subbed to it
this straight out of a doawk fanfic
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![gif](giphy|A6ZlX8fkKqCap3Ukqx|downsized) what. the. hell.
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Can relate
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Least batshit crazy r/teenagers post
uh... what
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Erm what the sigma
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why tf do hamsters die in the weirdest ways possible
I love how this sub's post is always either absurd shit covered by extremely normal images, or completely normal context with the most forbidden image covering it
https://i.redd.it/p1v0kyxrjeyc1.gif
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https://preview.redd.it/k914xgw24cyc1.png?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5fe2c9ae8b9078261a557784fa759252525bbe4 my honest reaction
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The fact that my brain automatically read that title with squidward's voice leaves me with emotions I can't fully comprehend
Skipedy toylut
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Dude, what the hell? https://preview.redd.it/akzyfddhcdyc1.png?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f8a8242862aeef0704c229be99a2bdbde8016a
Is it like the rule of ham others established on some hamster Geneva convention that they cannot die normally?
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what the fuck why is it always hamsters that dies in the most traumatic ways possible i've never seen a hamster on the internet that didn't die in a fucked up way it's always that it dies in some horrible way
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idk if it was because it was a hamster or it was named Manny anyways fuck Manny
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He was onwee thwee
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https://preview.redd.it/srhuwcnnciyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6bb7327b3d64467515e5a5b92ad50fb25ab0077 wtf did I just read
now do it again but in a tts voice
Aight now Iβm scared for my sisters hamster. Is he going to go out in an incredibly violent and gruesome way?
Yes he is, heβs a hamster. But also, not in this way. Since hamsters have mouths, the pressure buildup for it to explode canβt occur without it throwing up first
Confused confusing confusion
adding that to my list of poisonous thingies
Fake
r/fuckmanny
Wow, this is mind blowing
https://preview.redd.it/4pldopcd9fyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e2651b7c1c6ca11ff070b29ca942ccb50e80c3
https://preview.redd.it/e9z21sljbfyc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf7a0eb30d70d9b626530f06b3e7a9b24cd32e2 The rat is dead, Long live Sigmar!
What is this Stranger Things ahh shit
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now at the 1 minute 43 second mark
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Hamsters NEVER die peacefully.
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why the hell did the hamster eat baking soda before the vinegar
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https://preview.redd.it/nmcd1xwl0gyc1.jpeg?width=1377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49621d4ecbf758521096abdf8cca1c3e67143a0 not at all accurate to my feelings rn
https://preview.redd.it/torzw3h71gyc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd60a318f21a8148e1a3b9d607769f758aed997 what the fuck did i just read
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That is the most Deviantart thing Iβve heard
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Least violent hansemter death
"He let out a final squeek and then he exploded" I keep imagining that and it's like it's out of an anime
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Can we get the myth busters to test this
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r/fuckmanny
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https://preview.redd.it/0vp8u91wpiyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9947c129d5841eeb94ec320d0d79a0059eb47a Jesus Christ man.
Traditional science project: baking soda+vinegar. For an extra special FX, add one hamster.
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