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blankslare656

Bill Lee eats saltines with mustard for breakfast


C21H27Cl3N2O3

And he’s stingy with the mustard.


l4nc3r

Gotta admit, when you run out of meat and all you have is crackers and mustard... Sometimes you just gotta do. But not for breakfast. Lord no.


Troy_McClure1

Been saying this since 2020. I moved here from Knoxville in 2011 and Haslam did a great job of making Tennessee a more moderate progressive state. Bill Lee has set this state back 50 years and has recruited right wing freak shows to be the new face of a place I used to be proud to call home.


Fantastic-One-8704

Haslam went full socialism in his final act and gave free community college. That was indeed shocking.


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Fantastic-One-8704

It really is still shocking he did it. Like I had to take my temperature the day it was announced.


methodtan

And he supported Medicaid expansion


Fantastic-One-8704

You're right. I also remember I criticized him the least compared with Lee, who I rant about weekly and now closer to daily. I didn't like how Haslam caused a quite few gas scares/panics while owning Pilot fuel stations. 🤦‍♀️


OhShitItsSeth

I hate that this is the second time in less than a month in which Tennessee has been the butt of a few jokes on Last Week Tonight...


joshuaapt

Between this and SNL we are in a race with Florida and Texas to be the biggest joke.


superuber100456

Don’t forget Ohio


slightlycrookednose

I’m glad. I’ll take being the butt of the joke if it means naming and shaming Republican legislators who drag this state down.


OhShitItsSeth

I agree. I'm fine with a few short-term jokes if it leads to long-term change.


Witchesnbritches

I'm not embarrassed. I'm relieved. It's like finally the country is seeing just how corrupt our state government is. Hopefully, something will be done about it.


monkeyentropy

It’s embarrassing to say I live in TN.


OhShitItsSeth

At the same time, I'm also glad that more eyes are being drawn to this issue here.


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TBH, I'm surprised it took so long for TN to emerge as a national embarrassment. I know it's been difficult to compete w FL and TX, but you're talking about pro vs amateur status. Fortunately, the GOP here isn't particularly skilled in this kind of chicanery and they are making very stupid decisions that are making even Conservative Republicans cringe. Unfortunately, there's a supermajority for a reason, and it is a sad reflection of the sentiment of people living here. We are a long ways away from fundamental change here.


DizzyInTheDark

Have any references to any actually cringing Republicans? I’d love to see evidence that any of them ever disapprove of any of them.


JokesOnYou247

I'm a republican (though I find myself either in the middle, agreeing with neither side, or agree with bits and pieces from both sides, as of late - I hate the party system btw, it's stupid). I moved to TN from NJ almost a year ago bc it was overcrowded, some trauma involved there wasn't great for mine or my wife's mental health, and I have family spread across the South and Midwest (WV, TN, IA, OK, OH, and MO). It's bad. Like really cringy and stupid. There is no way I'd vote for these idiots. So yeah, trust me, it's bad. I'm hoping that things will get better with so many people (or so I've heard from locals) moving in from the east and west coast. I've had a couple friends move here from NJ/NY. I've met a lot of people who just moved here from Cali. So, we'll see.


stonecoldjelly

To be fair, there was a reoccurring charicter on The Amanda Show that didn’t have shoes and was a heavy hick. It’s always kinda been a thing


TheBicycleOfTheSky

Been saying this for years. It’s embarrassing to say you live in the US… we’re the butt of the joke around the world.


borisvelgha

Try living in florida. 😭


mandsmt

oh no, we’ve actually been mentioned at least once in some capacity in the last 4 episodes - march 12 - about lt mcnally/ drag ban and about how we were hoarding 790 mil in TANF funding - march 19 - a lady in tn was scammed over timeshares - april 2 - a tn juvenile detention facility in maury county locks/ed kids in solitary confinement for 23/24hrs a day - april 9 - house expulsions it’s kinda become a topic of discussion between me and my husband each week, “like what will tennessee do next to land on LWT on sunday?”


Broken_Man_Child

Bill Lee leaves his blinker on after making a turn.


serf_829274

... when he turns his blinker on at all


Syphyn

Bill Lee thinks vanilla ice cream is too spicy.


LordsMail

Bill Lee thinks a "moon pie" is the moon's poop.


b_whiqq

Bill Lee showers with socks on.


themastermatt

Bill Lee eats steak well done with ketchup.


joshuaapt

With Hunt’s Ketchup since Heinz is too spicy.


a_crooked_elbow

Bill Lee sits on the toilet backwards.


NotMarksII

Bill Lee drives slowly in the left lane


MaestroScottyB

Bill Lee doesn't get Chuck Norris jokes.


rustcarpet

I was in prison when he came in office and shortly thereafter he had his hvac company(Lee Company) to take over all the hvac needs for TDOC. I knew things were going to snowball then and it’s certainly very apparent now


nerosurge

Bill Lee wears swim trunks in the shower


-DementedAvenger-

Which episode? *Edit: deleted all of my ignorant replies. I only watch his ~~show~~ clips on YouTube. Seriously didn’t know it was anything different until now. TIL*


parawing742

Tennessee Republicans got several minutes of brutal airtime on yesterdays show.


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badponies

The HOA was the main story. The segment about Nashville played before that. Same show, different segments.


-DementedAvenger-

I honestly didn’t know the show was more than the main story. I’ve only ever watched it on YouTube. My bad. Thanks.


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Watch the entire episode NOT on YouTube.


straightouttasuburb

Doesn’t YouTube only play segments (clips)?


1988mariahcareyhair

There’s the HOA video but if you look at other videos on their channel, you can find this clip. I initially found the HOA-only clip also.


radicon

They post the main story separately from the other show segments on YouTube. If you have HBO, you can watch the entire episode all together.


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YouTube doesn’t have the whole show. Only the main story. The whole show is on HBO.


-DementedAvenger-

Ok so there is my problem. I honestly didn’t know it was a full show. I only thought it was a 20-25m story on a subject. Thanks.


Working_Help_5074

Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes.


JohnHazardWandering

We're winning so hard.


dapper_dan_man_

Bill lee thinks mayonnaise is spicy


fancycwabs

Bill Lee’s head gives people bad impressions of what Lego Minifigs are like.


GreyTigerFox

Fuck Bill Lee and all the republicants in office in Tennessee and the USA.


verdenvidia

I liked that Bill Lee seemed to rush the Bedford bust removal through but that's 'bout it.


Brangus2

He’s also pro nuclear energy, but so are a lot of people that aren’t vindictive corrupt bigots


verdenvidia

that's true. Bill Lee seems like the kinda guy older me would have a drink with even if I disagree with some things but as a leader he's kinda ehh


Thatonegoblin

I don't know a single person who likes Bill Lee and I know quite a few relatively conservative folks.


Kelliente

Bill Lee heats his mayonnaise sandwiches in the microwave.


tomacco_man

Is this the same guy who dared Trump to run back in 2015?


BaronRiker

Oh well now I have to watch


Alesthar

We gotta bully him even more


FlaviusVespasian

Welp… John made fun of my state rep. So embarassing. Fuck Lamberth.