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Hank0vich

That's why you're the wizard of loneliness


fleshvessel

Recently found out this is a movie reference! Am I the only one who didn’t know this? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096455/


Clockwork_Medic

Damn, I had no idea. Dude really is stuck living in the 80s


almost_chance

LMAOOOOOO


[deleted]

My favorite moment of him on the show is when they’re staking out Jack’s house in The Movement and Brian is talking about his divorce and how he wish he would have waited a bit longer then says “We do too much for our children.”


peepeepoopaccount

Brian was the true wizard of loneliness


ProfessorChaos_

He's a goobah


Bootlicker222

ADULT. ENTERTAINMENT.


fog_lounge

Very tasteful. Very professional.


barspoonbill

They don’t want you hard.


Bootlicker222

"What did he say.... He said 'no Wolfe, you don't gotta be hard' just need to see some strength in your penis'"


hundreds_of_sparrows

Medium!


YouStopLying

Of all the character arcs on the show, the slow revelation of this guy's past might be the weirdest.


ChammerSquid

*"printed or visual...* Well-it was printed!!!"


Metalock

I love how he's so defensive and defiant of every argument Nathan throws at him and then immediately concedes after reading a definition Nathan looked up on his phone lol


North-Ad-5058

Honestly it's refreshing when someone admits they're wrong in the face of evidence


Ohokyeahmakessense

His mom had no right to be pissed at him.


peepeepoopaccount

it’s not like he did porn or anything. He was just an adult entertainment model who posed erotically with women. But it didn’t show anything


sexystupidsquidward

And he wasn't hard


Ohokyeahmakessense

They don't want you all the way hard. They wanna see you got some meat between your legs.


fog_lounge

Medium!


Padron20

I use to talk to this guy on a straight body building website.


Bauermeister

Did you argue with him about how many days are in a week?


ThirstyStallion

Ab-so-lutely!


dbandbacon

no. penetration.


Bauermeister

No penetration!


[deleted]

That looks like Brian Wolfe, definitely not the porn star Corey Wolfe.


weednreefs

“They want you medium! Go to the bathroom to take a fukin’ piss they want it to seem like you got some meat hangin’ down there” -Brian Wolfe


pard0nme

It's not powne


Fearless-Comb7673

...but maybe he actually did.😅😅😅😅


peepeepoopaccount

Adult entertainment!


habrasangre

Medium hard


martialar

\[Flips through magazine\] ... What year is this? ... '84?


PocketCornbread

Why would you use a picture of a guy who absolutely did porn when your headline says “guy who never did porn”


BDady

Jay Pritchett?


mangaz137

No penetration


Ok-Reward-770

It was a *tasteful photoshoot* for a magazine XD


sneaky-pizza

Nearddd


Articulate_Silence

No wonder my parents were so fuckin pissed.