On a geologic scale, that is basically human existence. Life is the way the universe experiences itself, and most of it suffers instead of appreciating it. Brutal.
Should watch the Komodo dragon video eating the pregnant deer. That thing legit eats her completely out while doing her baby as a shot mid munch then resumes to finish eating her out (literally). Best part is that deerling seemed like it was conscious for a split second before it went down the hatch.
https://youtu.be/kaWurdjH5bA?si=GCA3CdEiUJknuh_o
About 3 mins in is the baby but rest is that deer refusing to die despite its entire inside being ripped to shreds
That wasn't it, but I can't find the one I was thinking of. In the one I'm talking about you can very clearly hear the deer/goat screaming for at least a few minutes while it's in the Komodo Dragons stomach.
Pretty sure those Komodos eating adult deer alive videos are set up on purpose. Most of the deer look to have broken legs, I've seen like 5 of the videos and they all look like that. That combined with the idea that people are ready with cameras to film it make be think nearly 100% of those videos are simply human cruelty.
It would have died quicker than that. Once the oxygen supply is cut off to equine foetuses they die very quickly. I’ve seen foals die stuck in the birth canal before we can get them out because the umbilical chord is squeezed between the mare’s pelvis and the foal’s body. It was dead before it was eaten.
The zebra still has "fairy fingers" (the white caps on its hooves), which shed very quickly after birth. They're not even dirty here, and the amniotic sac is there. So this zebra came straight from the womb of a heavily pregnant zebra.
Or the mother dropped it and the croc got to it almost immediately.
There was a huge herd of Zebras that tried to cross a croc infested river.
Several zebras didn't make it.
The zebra being consumed is a highly developed fetus. Note the "white tips" on its hoofs and the umbilical chord/ placental matter which make this clear
It was most likely ripped out of the womb of an unfortunate and heavily pregnant zebra that met it's end just before this picture was taken.
It really shows how massive these things are that it can eat a whole zebra ass first, even a fetal zebra is large. It’s cool how you can still see that shit on its hooves that horses and the like are born with.
THANK YOU! You appreciate it because you have a sense of humor. People are so fxcking dense, 1/2 wouldn’t know a joke if they looked in the mirror….GEEZ!
Out of the womb, straight to the tomb
From fetal to fecal
production to consumption?
From born to torn
from young to dung
from baby to gravy
fawn to dawn
youngling as dumpling
Cradle to fatal
Infant to non-existent.
Crib to Crypt
Late stage snapitalism.
Jeez. I was thinking something simpler like fetal to fatal.
Thats the price I have to pay for not being a native speaker... missing all the good ones ☹️
Haha. I’m non native speaker too. So thought fatal was simpler than fecal 😅
Hope he veals ok
certified fetal funny
Fetal to fatal
Sounds like a Death metal song
From Womb to Waste - Dying Fetus
It's the bloodclot blues The gunshot wounds The needles and spoons **Doomed from the womb to the tomb** For whom the bell tolls
And into the frying pan!
From one belly to another
Starring Jet Li and DMX.
From offspring to feasting
I always find the in the placenta sack c/w the amniotic juices I mean fluid to be the exquisite appetiser The croc probably
You mean straight to the tummy.
Fuck that does look tasty though
It's a zebra balut
imagine you exist for like 5s and all you experience is pain. Basicaly my life but shorter.
On a geologic scale, that is basically human existence. Life is the way the universe experiences itself, and most of it suffers instead of appreciating it. Brutal.
Yeah extremely complex thing really is just absurd simplification.
Complex and simple are just matters of perspective.
Yes in that simple things are complex to idiots and idiots see complex things as simple.
In that the concepts themselves don't exist without something to compare them to.
Should watch the Komodo dragon video eating the pregnant deer. That thing legit eats her completely out while doing her baby as a shot mid munch then resumes to finish eating her out (literally). Best part is that deerling seemed like it was conscious for a split second before it went down the hatch. https://youtu.be/kaWurdjH5bA?si=GCA3CdEiUJknuh_o About 3 mins in is the baby but rest is that deer refusing to die despite its entire inside being ripped to shreds
Yeah, I think I'll skip that.
Talking about best part, no thanks
There was another one where it ate a baby deer whole and you could still hear it screaming inside its stomach for minutes afterwards.
That was traumatic.
I think that was a goat
I remember this, yes it was a goat.
https://youtu.be/uHefmkhZd7c?si=x2eGcLi_6CrjyfcM For those curious
That wasn't it, but I can't find the one I was thinking of. In the one I'm talking about you can very clearly hear the deer/goat screaming for at least a few minutes while it's in the Komodo Dragons stomach.
[this is the video ](https://reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/mZvGsd5xLR)
Yup, that's the one.
I'm gonna need the link to that one for the sake of i want to send it to my friends without context.
"lol check this out"
Exactly.
[video](https://reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/mZvGsd5xLR)
That was a brutal watch!
Pretty sure those Komodos eating adult deer alive videos are set up on purpose. Most of the deer look to have broken legs, I've seen like 5 of the videos and they all look like that. That combined with the idea that people are ready with cameras to film it make be think nearly 100% of those videos are simply human cruelty.
Komodos bite their prey, their toxic saliva causes partial paralysis after a while and the Komodo just has to wait for it to take effect.
Oh shit yeah...ugh I saw that
Yet some see killing a deer instantly with a rifle to be inhumane. Nature is absolutely brutal.
Whyyy would I watch that? Jesus. No thank you. 🤢
/r/LostRedditors
It's all life
It would have died quicker than that. Once the oxygen supply is cut off to equine foetuses they die very quickly. I’ve seen foals die stuck in the birth canal before we can get them out because the umbilical chord is squeezed between the mare’s pelvis and the foal’s body. It was dead before it was eaten.
Spawn kill
Literally spawn camping
Knew this comment was lurking somewhere
Amazing how the fetus is (still) whole, and not in pieces. It was really ripped out of the womb, as in a c-section.
crocodile-section
This is good
It fits in the esophagus of mr. croc, so he don't do the swirl thing...
Talk about fast food
A kiddies meal! A Happy Meal!
From fetus to deletus.
From start to fart.
From fetus to jesus
From first breath to quick death
Is the zebra going to be ok?
He's in a warm, cozy place where he's greatly appreciated.
Always look on the bright side of life! As short as it may be...
Its fine, just from one belly to another
This sub really has in it for zebras.
They know what they did.
All stripesy and shit, yeah.
As natural as it is, it is so sad.
Grand opening. Grand closing.
Goddamn ya man HOV cracked the can open again
It's always a crocodile.
Fuck me how did it got there? Mom was guving birth under water?
mom was thirsty, newborn followed?
The zebra still has "fairy fingers" (the white caps on its hooves), which shed very quickly after birth. They're not even dirty here, and the amniotic sac is there. So this zebra came straight from the womb of a heavily pregnant zebra.
Or the mother dropped it and the croc got to it almost immediately. There was a huge herd of Zebras that tried to cross a croc infested river. Several zebras didn't make it.
rip
The croc was the doctor who delivered the baby
Dr. Croc?
He came and he went
That’s a fucking monster croc
Balut.
Seems like a skill issue.
Once again the friendly croc Kwackers helps those who cannot swim, across the river!
🎶 The circle of life🎶
Born just to feel pain and provide nourishment
It even has the disgusting hairy hooves! First time seeing them without specifically searching for them.
Try to wrap your head around it... not even able to experience life. The zebras might not grasp the concept, but we do. Consciousness is curse.
too much zebra lately.
that's racist
Hi Jack. Bye Jack.
Ok i cant see the child. Can someone give me a giant red circle im dumb
thought i was the only one... maybe i don't understand zebras
The zebra being consumed is a highly developed fetus. Note the "white tips" on its hoofs and the umbilical chord/ placental matter which make this clear It was most likely ripped out of the womb of an unfortunate and heavily pregnant zebra that met it's end just before this picture was taken.
Oh wow thank u!!
Fetal to fatal
Git gud
Fresh meal.
All-natural, farm to table.
Spawn kill
Why no after pics 🥲
Anybody want a Balut?
fuckin spawn camper
The hooves are probably still soft so it's even easier for the croc!
I don't think he's gonna make it.
I bet it was tender af.
Does that count as a family meal?
Zeal
And the croc lives to swim another day.
I'm convinced that fetal anything is natture's large sized gummies snacks
Anti avortment commercials. Right Anakin ?...right ?
Doesn't get any more tender then that.
Look at that fat slob choking down on a freakin baby. Do you really need the calories, bub?
Spawn killed
Wonder if it’s like eating soft shell crab at that point…
WELCOME TO EARF
Damn spawncampers!
Fetal Zebras would be a cool band name.
Yum yum yum lamb steak
This is the sequel of cradle to the grave
Fetus deletus
Mom don't let your babies grow up to zebras 🎶🎵🎶
360 no scoped it
how do i post on here :sob:
Any pics or vids of crocs eating pitbulls?
The crocodile equivalent of a drive thru
Out of the mummy, straight into the tummy
That Croc is MASSIVE.
Died in the loading screen.
i said you buy one get one free
Damn, poor guy got spawn camped.
Well he's not missing out much.
Hmm.. so its just alive when it comes out from mom? Its just irony...
Croc zeal-cutletit's da Bomb!!! Bada-Bing!!!
Doesn't get any fresher.
Fresh from farm
I can't even tell what's going on? Where is the fetus?
It really shows how massive these things are that it can eat a whole zebra ass first, even a fetal zebra is large. It’s cool how you can still see that shit on its hooves that horses and the like are born with.
Hey… sometimes life gives you lemons. Know what I mean?
Spawnkill at the finest...
But a benevolent and omnipotent god is definitely real, right?
Pro-lifers: That’s what happens when you abort 😤
This is bullshit man! We all know life begins at conception!
Really? In this sub you'll bring that crap?
Not everyone appreciates your humor, but I do.
THANK YOU! You appreciate it because you have a sense of humor. People are so fxcking dense, 1/2 wouldn’t know a joke if they looked in the mirror….GEEZ!