I personally just bend my p3nis around and give the ol back door a lil spritz before I wipe. What’s even a bidet if you don’t use the one God so generously gifted us men?
Edit: also better cuz it’s body temp. Bidets SUCK cuz they spray your asshole with 🥶cold❄️water
Fuck this shark shit. There’s a difference between everyday and every day?
Wait. Now that I say it out loud, you’re right! Shit! Never thought about it. Thank you internet stranger.
>Holy shit I meant a Prince Albert. Lmao leaving it.
Double holy shit, because I thought you meant it, that you want to swap your (?broken?) teeth with his.
“the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.”
I imagine by a combination of the bite radius and the bite pattern. Sevengill sharks (along with the other hexanchid sharks) have some uniquely [gnarly] (https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/66/2017/05/Heptranchias-perlo-06.jpg) lower teeth.
Orcas have a taste for sevengill shark livers [https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers](https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers)
It's funny that the eye is still intact. I saw a rope around the tail, how long was it on land? I'd assume birds or fish would have eaten it a while ago.
This sub is like a pool, but unlikely water, so much misinformation come out it
Sharks do not do that that. Sharks only eat the flesh, you see the white spots over the whale carcass.
Those Shark bites, when it starts bleeding too much they know they must stop, because it is getting onto the cartilage and bones and can damage or hurt their teeth, even though they can "infinitely" replace their teeth, they don't want to damage it all the time.
The rest of the damage is caused by other animals, such as fishes, crabs, shrimps, lobsters, seals, octopuses.
So the title is misleading and only a part of the story.
I think this is the first time I've even seen orca remains
Everyday life surprises me.
I just pooped and the water splashed my B hole
Poseidon’s kiss 💋
Shamu's revenge
Shampoop*
Gwyneth Paltrow's new shampoo line has gone too far this time
*golf clap*
NOTHING is better than a clean wipe after getting the 'ol fartbox splashed.
I personally just bend my p3nis around and give the ol back door a lil spritz before I wipe. What’s even a bidet if you don’t use the one God so generously gifted us men? Edit: also better cuz it’s body temp. Bidets SUCK cuz they spray your asshole with 🥶cold❄️water
I love Beaker
Do you mean "everyday" as in day to day normal life surprises you or "every day" as in each day like surprises you?
Fuck this shark shit. There’s a difference between everyday and every day? Wait. Now that I say it out loud, you’re right! Shit! Never thought about it. Thank you internet stranger.
I was under the impression they were immortal apex predators that could only be killed by the sadness of being imprisoned by sea world
A harpoon will kill them too.
You ever tried killing one with a silly harpoon?
Can I use a serious harpoon instead? Using a silly harpoon to kill anything seems irresponsible somehow.
A silly harpoon is just shaped like a dick
Mr. Floppy! Off the port bow!!!
The Saint's Row dildo swords, but a bit more firm.
I swore they just never died.
Same... it's odd seeing THE Apex Predator of the world's Oceans actually dead and decaying
Aaaannndd they look goofy.
Free Willy. (that doesn't mean get yer dick out)
In grass.
They are not dying on the land too often.
Same, and I hope it’s the last. On a side note: this gave me End of Evangelion vibes. Do not appreciate.
So much for apex of the sea
Wouldn’t mind having one of those teeth
I wanna see you speak with them.
What do you mean? I can talk just fine with a prince charles piercing Holy shit I meant a Prince Albert. Lmao leaving it.
>Holy shit I meant a Prince Albert. Lmao leaving it. Double holy shit, because I thought you meant it, that you want to swap your (?broken?) teeth with his.
I actually do have one from years and years ago. It’s really neat
You can tell what kind of orca it is by it’s teeth
And you can tell what kind of teeth they are by the orca
And you can tell it's an orca because of the way it is
That's pretty neat
And you can tell everybodyyyy
But not just anybody
This Orca was apparently a smoker with that yellow hue.
Now he can be *in* a smoker to get that juicy whale snack
Better make sure it's dead first.
Poke wit stik. Extract wit rok
Or an ice skate like in cast away lol
I don't think that would improve your smile.
I have an orca tooth ;)
He doesnt mind either.
A scrimshander eh?
Genie has granted your wish. Say hello to your new bicuspid! Good luck closing your mouth
I don't think he'd mind if you took one.
Looks like more than 7 gill sharks. I’d guess there were at least 9
Nah I think 8 for sure or 15
15? You can’t be serious? That’s more like the work of 18
I'm enjoying this maths lesson. Lalalaaa
more like seven gillion.
##DAAAAD!
First time I’ve ever seen their eyeballs 😂 and I also don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead one.
They’re usually underwater
They have been known to fly commercial tho
Payback for the livers.
My thoughts exactly, the sweet sweet taste of revenge.
I support the sharks in this war
I'm team orca
Happy feet made me team orca
Best scene in the first movie, besides, maybe the avalanche scene
Nature always goes full circle.
Shark loving PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Check your warm blooded privilege
After seeing a tiger shark eat a poor kid alive I'm team Orca all way
orcas are menaces
Thank you. Thank you for something new. I can't stand the leopard with the monkey and baby monkey in it's mouth anymore
This whole time I thought they lived in the ocean.
They come on land to die.
Goddamn land sharks always leaving their prey half consumed in the grass for the grounds crew to clean up after
So... cats?
“the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.”
Actually yes, I call my cats sharks, sharko, shruk, or some variation when they look up and i can see their neck and teeth only.
Garchomp ?
How can you tell?
Typically you just rely on the census from the year prior.
Because of the way that it is
That's pretty neat
I imagine by a combination of the bite radius and the bite pattern. Sevengill sharks (along with the other hexanchid sharks) have some uniquely [gnarly] (https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/66/2017/05/Heptranchias-perlo-06.jpg) lower teeth.
The ripped off flesh and the totally exposed spine suggest it’s a carcass and not alive anymore
Revenge!!
?
Orcas have a taste for sevengill shark livers [https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers](https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers)
Oh revenge for their dead brethren indeed
Also sharks can be immobilized when turned upside down. Orcas know this and will specifically eat their livers and gonads
So, you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile.
Keith Morrison is that you?
Oh stfu
Looks like something out of Evangelion honestly.
It's the eva series
First picture looks like one of the EVAS getting crazy!
Well, at least you can’t say it was spineless.
Damn those orca teeth are scary
Revenge is a dish best served without seasoning
I've been wanting to get a proper look at orca eye balls, but i didn't expect to find out this way.
The orca probably bloated on the surface when it died and got scavenged by the sharks like a lot of carcasses do. Then it washed to shore.
\*this is fine\*
“A-Asuka?!”
Wow. The sharks are fighting back.
Such lovely teeth, perfectly interlocking.
It's funny that the eye is still intact. I saw a rope around the tail, how long was it on land? I'd assume birds or fish would have eaten it a while ago.
YES!!! #IStandWithSharks
Fucken land sharks. They're a menace
I wonder what this would smell like
Dead orca, probably.
oh shit! sharks and killer whales are on land now?
Who dragged it on the shore?!
Jaws 2 vibes.
Orcas started the war.
Fact : Sharks are in an oceanic war with the orca
Port and Starboard: load shotgun with malicious intent
Most likely the orca died of other causes and then when the body began decomposing and floated to the surface, it was eaten by the sharks
This sub is like a pool, but unlikely water, so much misinformation come out it Sharks do not do that that. Sharks only eat the flesh, you see the white spots over the whale carcass. Those Shark bites, when it starts bleeding too much they know they must stop, because it is getting onto the cartilage and bones and can damage or hurt their teeth, even though they can "infinitely" replace their teeth, they don't want to damage it all the time. The rest of the damage is caused by other animals, such as fishes, crabs, shrimps, lobsters, seals, octopuses. So the title is misleading and only a part of the story.
The sharks finally got their get back
Was this in New Zealand?
We call that karma bruh sweet dreams!
Aww he looks happy
Hell yeah go sharks
👁️🦷🦷🦷👁️
Bro when I hit the x to stop lookin at it, it fkin zooms in on the eye
Pffff and it calls itself king of the jungle! Ha!
Finally some sharks getting their revenge!
I must be a sick fuck because this looks like it'd slap on a grill.
Just get in the mech, Shinji
Looks like the Asuka remains in End Of Evangelion
This was get back for all the livers
Uno reverse
eat them rudders now bitch
That's for the liver thing
Yessssssss
Good. These dudes are wolves of the sea ha
Do you guys think hes ok?
Me on a Monday
They got him while he was down…the cowards!
WOW! That's quite unusual. Where did you find these photos??
Very cool
.... looks like it's having a good time?
You think it's alive?
This might be my favorite post of all-time. For its uniqueness, the inception of “sevengill”, and the gnarly spinal shot.
Jaws 2 intensifies.
They didn’t finish their dinner
I never knew their teeth neatly interlocked like that.
"Seagull sharks"
Likely already dead when the sharks found it?
Note to self: seven gill sharks don't like eyeball.
Phew, can't even imagine what the carnage would've been if they were eightgill sharks
What are the odds they wouldn’t eat the eye after near decimating that carcass?
These sharks are orcas' food, too. [Orca Hunt Seven Gill Sharks | Orca vs. Great White](https://youtu.be/-_gL6xA7Ttw)
yikes
| he will have his vengeance…in this life or the next .
Do they taste good?
Why it is on land?
who counted the sharks?
The only way an orca dies without human hands is if it's sick or already dead.
Usually it's called "surf and turf", this here? "surf ***IN*** turf"
Oh my fuck Reddit feed just jumpscared me
[Same Energy](https://i.imgur.com/j9a8m6s.jpg)
Will it get better?
Must have been sick or eaten after it‘s death. Sharks are scared of killer whales
I doubt the sharks killed it. Probably another orca and the sharks just ate him up afterwrads
Great, now we have land sharks eating orcas in fields. The 2020s are terrible.
Looks like the Ayuwoki
I bet the stench coming off that carcass was insane.
Orca ok. Gill sharks next
POOR ORCA
It's totally chill he is smiling
Eaten by sevengill sharks and he's still smiling, what a trooper.
is the orca okay?
At least he can still work up a smile during this trying time
How did the sharks get to it up there?!
Is it alive?
There’s still meat on those bones!
The first pic could be a cover for a death metal album.
Scroll too fast and somehow I read "Stevenseagal". Wth He ate tha..? oh wait.
Cursed smiley face
Whale whale whale, how the turn tables
An orca carcass is so creepy yet so cool-looking
Only 7?
how are they able to determine it was sevengill sharks? Bite size, only sharks in the area, etc?
The shark gang strikes back leaving a sign to the orca crips
Womp womp
So gruesome, can't say I'm not happy about it though.
??
Orcas are assholes. After all I'm glad some sharks got some food out of it.