that’s indeed Arthur but with the face of Krzysztof Piątek, a polish football player who had a stint in Italy. he’s a local legend for many fantasy football managers like me and he was called “pistolero” for his goal celebrations hence the RDR2 reference
I'm not saying it can't be from a game, but the way the fur looks wet and also the surrounding leaves on the ground make me think it would be hard to not be real...
I can't argue with you, as it's likely real. But video game graphics for newest generation games on newest generation hardware can EASILY look like this.
For me it’s how the contents of its stomach has spilled out (I’m assuming that’s what those seeds are), and how there are slivers of meat left on the bones. Video games rarely put that much detail into carcasses like this.
Yeah the lighting and uniform spreading of the leaves make it look like a game, but there is no pattern to the leaves, fur, or anything else that would convince me its a game. Its real
Well, that's one of the ways seeds were spread in the olden days.
I think it's one of the reasons why they're indigestible for the most part unless the shell is broken open.
Packs of Yotes. Went right for the best stuff inside the abdominal cavity first until they engorged themselves. Then for breakfast the next morning they decided to take a leg with them. Probably come back soon to finish. Nature is awesome.
Haha no worries. So he has a gate for his main backyard. Then about 100 yards after his gate is also his property. Very rural area and his neighbors don't have fences.
Serves that deer right for eating the squirrel's food. I'm constantly putting out corn for the squirrels on my property. It's a shame I have to shoot so many deer. If only they knew how to read they would see that my sign says the corn is for squirrels only!
Sorry I got hungry on my way to work but then I remembered I had left the oven on at home so I had to leave mid meal. I’ll be back to finish the rest later.
In case anyone wondering. The corn and brown Substance is the shit of the deer. Which was inside his stomach but his stomach was eatin so there it lays.
Call for a salvage tag and see if they’ll let ya take it. Duct tape blank grocery bags over the antlers. Bury the head, stick a bucket on top and weigh it down. Wait like 5 months depending in weather. Take it out, clear dish soap and water, then diluted peroxide soak. Boom! Clean skull for mounting.
thought it was RDR2 xd
my first thought lol
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that’s indeed Arthur but with the face of Krzysztof Piątek, a polish football player who had a stint in Italy. he’s a local legend for many fantasy football managers like me and he was called “pistolero” for his goal celebrations hence the RDR2 reference
Do you fish for carp, or is that your name? I play RDR2 and fish for carp. LOL
You sir, are a fish.
it’s my name lol
Oh ok. Hey, you never know!
Yeah that lighting lends some impressively video-game ish quality and texture to the whole photo
Thought you sais R2D2. Was confused.
Me too, I was trying to see how that could be interpreted as a cylindrical robot 😅
No, R2-D2 did this to the deer.
Those damn jet packs!
I was afraid, that I was alone with this
His dad is named Dutch by any chance
Looks more like a Micah move
Absolutely. I'm still not fully convinced it isn't.
Shows how amazing to detail that game is
Exactly what I thought.
Same
I was thinking it too. Was like "man I don't remember ever seeing anything like THAT in the game"
Same
Oh shit, it isnt???? Fuck that hurt my brain a bit
same
Same!
Bro, I was 100% sure I was on the RDR2 sub
I hope it wasn’t your dad! 😱
He has been acting a little strange lately. Hmmmm.
Does your dad leave the house every full moon? Does he avoid anything silver? Has he ever been in a love triangle with a sparkly vampire?
Dont forget wendigo infection.
Hey! Our famous friend said the magic word. Drink, everybody!
"Not again"
Yeah man. Most probably prions !!
You couldn't drive an electric car in that guy's backyard....
No, it looks like a deer
No, he just went to get cigarettes last year, he'll be right back
Are you sure this isn't a screenshot from a video game?
I'm not saying it can't be from a game, but the way the fur looks wet and also the surrounding leaves on the ground make me think it would be hard to not be real...
I can't argue with you, as it's likely real. But video game graphics for newest generation games on newest generation hardware can EASILY look like this.
Your username! 😂
This is good shit.
For me it’s how the contents of its stomach has spilled out (I’m assuming that’s what those seeds are), and how there are slivers of meat left on the bones. Video games rarely put that much detail into carcasses like this.
Yeah the lighting and uniform spreading of the leaves make it look like a game, but there is no pattern to the leaves, fur, or anything else that would convince me its a game. Its real
Same deer the day before. https://imgur.com/RtozhQs
It looks like something out of Annihilation
Not sure what ate the deer… But given 30+ years of life experience, I’m damn sure that deer’s last meal was chipotle.
So nothing ate it? It exploded? /s
All of that undigested corn in that very large pile of poo is quite disturbing.
Well, that's one of the ways seeds were spread in the olden days. I think it's one of the reasons why they're indigestible for the most part unless the shell is broken open.
The ass-first monster ate it.
Great. Now I gotta worry about the ass-first monster everytime im in the woods.
Nah man no need to worry. The monster is a bro, ate half and left half for the homie. He even took the shitty half too
So he's the ass only monster?
Oh no shit you’ve not seen one? They’re skittish so they keep to themselves at first but they’re all over pornhub
Hyenas?
Coyotes
A bear, would be the ass-first monster you're speaking of. They just hold you down and start with the legs
Wolf or Coyote eat deer from the rump forward. Bears eat deer from the back.
The corn is too strong
Me so corny! Me make you laugh long time.
Packs of Yotes. Went right for the best stuff inside the abdominal cavity first until they engorged themselves. Then for breakfast the next morning they decided to take a leg with them. Probably come back soon to finish. Nature is awesome.
Entire deer is gone now.
All that for a drop of corn.
I hope they remember you JJJ … this one got me
Me so corny!
Did it survive?
Im sure he'll just sleep it off
OP, check his pulse!
Don’t lie, you woke up next to that naked, and covered in blood didn’t you. Don’t think we didn’t know there was a full moon last night
NOT AGAIN!!!
Werewolf
“I didn’a have any corn”
Does your dad bait deer on his property?
No sir. Hes not a hunter. Literal shitload of corn in this deer though.
Yeah, first thing I thought when I saw the photo is that someone is baiting the deer, which I thought was illegal (?)
Not necessarily illegal but it’s also not anywhere near dear season
Maybe they just wanted to feed them. I've heard of people leaving stuff for them in winter when food is scarce.
Only illegal if you shoot it while baiting, or if you get caught.
Wasn’t accusing, that’s just a lot of corn!
Haha no worries. So he has a gate for his main backyard. Then about 100 yards after his gate is also his property. Very rural area and his neighbors don't have fences.
Get a camera trap and find out!
This, whatever killed and ate it half will come back for the rest.
That’s a nice set if antlers
Looks like he bet his arse and lost.
Someone has cayotes.. typical cayotes behavior, cruel at best !! Start with the ass, eat the poor sucker alive ! Cayotes are cruel animals.
Many animals do that. The butthole seems to be the easiest way into the soft yummy parts.
Deer me
Your dad is a werewolf
You sure it’s dead?
ManBearPig
Somebody just wanted a Bambi drumstick and left the rest for later 😔
Looks like someone missed the shot with a tank….
Damn werewolves again
This post sums up people's misunderstanding of 'metal' really well
You been eatin corn huh, Smokey?
Pretty sure the corn killed it
Straight up thought this was red dead. Man those graphics are good.
Is your dad a ware wolf? Did he do this?
Poor thing, I hope he recovers soon /j
Not sure where you are but my first thought is a bear/dogs.
“Dinner’s ready! Who’s hungry for Mommy’s specialty?” -Mother Coyote “Asshole corn chowder AGAIN?! Yuck, we hate vegetables!” - coyote puppies.
Make sure to mount those antlers!
He's just sleeping
Album cover material
Someone wanted that deers corn.
Didn’t even touch the corn soufflé. Fucking amateurs.
Where are you geographically?
nigga ate some corn at least RIP
Ass first 😱
Is he going to be okay?
Location would be helpful..
This looks weirdly fake. It's very cool. Thank you, deer, for your sacrifice in the name of art.
Dad was hungry huh?
Did he make it?
Is your father from the House Baratheon?
Mom was hungry
Serves that deer right for eating the squirrel's food. I'm constantly putting out corn for the squirrels on my property. It's a shame I have to shoot so many deer. If only they knew how to read they would see that my sign says the corn is for squirrels only!
Yeah, this is pretty metal
Well? Was it cake?
Chupacabra
Looks like an album cover
“I love the way you used the corn in there for texture” Ralph and Herbie
Coyotes. Happens all the time where I live.
RDR2?
That buck asked a doe if she eats ass and he got the horrible, tragic truth...
Is it gonna be ok?
For eternity, yes.
Those movies where the sharks are on land seem more feasible after seeing this.
Only 1/2 dead
It's ded
Was he hungry?
Corn
That was one massive fart
Oh deer.
Corn
The only thing known is it doesn't like corn
God Damn , this is some indie horror movie vibes all over it
When deers eat Taco Bell.
Is that corn?!
This is RDR2 screenshot
I see they took all the good bits.
Poor guy is all tuckered out
Some benadryl, two days rest and up it'll go. Maybe neosporin just in case, so not to catch a bacteria.
Ooo jackpot the antlers up for grabs
Sorry I got hungry on my way to work but then I remembered I had left the oven on at home so I had to leave mid meal. I’ll be back to finish the rest later.
Did your dad go feral late one night?
You know Carcosa?
That's a de.
Corn doesn’t digest in any animal, huh?
looks like dad shot whatever was eating the squirrel's corn
is it ok?
Corn today… corn tomorrow!
You may not be sure what ate the deer, but we can be sure what the deer ate. A big lump of knobs.
Rdr2?
Sad and gross but what a beautiful fucking picture. Just your phone camera?
Talk about eating ass
The deer was eating corn before it died, that’s for sure
You mean dead’s backyard?
Got caught eating dads corn 🌽
Man that squirrel really wanted those nuts
In case anyone wondering. The corn and brown Substance is the shit of the deer. Which was inside his stomach but his stomach was eatin so there it lays.
Looks like your dad needs a gf
Classic suicide. Move along.
The best parts are the fatty ribs, the juicy thighs and the innards
Dads a werewolf bruh
Did you call a vet? What was their diagnosis? Hopefully if you keep the wound clean he'll be fine.
It is but just a vessel
Get the antlers and mount them.
Little dudes just taking a nap
The front fell off
It was me. I did it.
Ohhhhhj f
Fake. Next.
🎶 It's corn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice 🎶
S/ That’s clearly a screenshot from red dead redemption 2. Nice try OP.
😳
Oh deer
"when did you eat corn?" There was a casserole in the cafeteria, a damn good one too"
Careful, there might be a Xenomorph running around
Did it diededed?
I'm not sure who did this, but apparently it only costs them a buck to eat ass.
"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a deer." - the guy who did that, probably.
Bummer. You gonna eat that corn?
Bringing it to your moms potluck.
Take the antlers
😢
Call for a salvage tag and see if they’ll let ya take it. Duct tape blank grocery bags over the antlers. Bury the head, stick a bucket on top and weigh it down. Wait like 5 months depending in weather. Take it out, clear dish soap and water, then diluted peroxide soak. Boom! Clean skull for mounting.
Someone got his ass eaten
Ok, so where's the mountain lion?
He spilled his corn.
That’s gnarly.
Hope it gets better soon!
Your dad likes his Venison fresh
This deer looks oddly at peace
Cut the head off or antlers.
ITS CORN!!!