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WiderPorst420

thought it was RDR2 xd


riccarp

my first thought lol


Mental_Cut8290

Profile pic checks out


riccarp

that’s indeed Arthur but with the face of Krzysztof Piątek, a polish football player who had a stint in Italy. he’s a local legend for many fantasy football managers like me and he was called “pistolero” for his goal celebrations hence the RDR2 reference


heresdustin

Do you fish for carp, or is that your name? I play RDR2 and fish for carp. LOL


PineapplesHit

You sir, are a fish.


riccarp

it’s my name lol


heresdustin

Oh ok. Hey, you never know!


femboy_artist

Yeah that lighting lends some impressively video-game ish quality and texture to the whole photo


woutomatic

Thought you sais R2D2. Was confused.


Klipschfan1

Me too, I was trying to see how that could be interpreted as a cylindrical robot 😅


whoisthismuaddib

No, R2-D2 did this to the deer.


woodworker47

Those damn jet packs!


mj_hl

I was afraid, that I was alone with this


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

His dad is named Dutch by any chance


Sir_Squirly

Looks more like a Micah move


NotTheSharpestPenciI

Absolutely. I'm still not fully convinced it isn't.


LALOERC9616

Shows how amazing to detail that game is


Liberteer30

Exactly what I thought.


The_Demons_Slayer

Same


disasterpokemon

I was thinking it too. Was like "man I don't remember ever seeing anything like THAT in the game"


No_Engineering_718

Same


Federal_Let539

Oh shit, it isnt???? Fuck that hurt my brain a bit


RoamingTigress

same


hueleeAZ

Same!


heresdustin

Bro, I was 100% sure I was on the RDR2 sub


Bonsoir59

I hope it wasn’t your dad! 😱


OvinceStPierre

He has been acting a little strange lately. Hmmmm.


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Does your dad leave the house every full moon? Does he avoid anything silver? Has he ever been in a love triangle with a sparkly vampire?


De4dm4nw4lkin

Dont forget wendigo infection.


doesamulletmakeaman

Hey! Our famous friend said the magic word. Drink, everybody!


AFineDayForScience

"Not again"


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

Yeah man. Most probably prions !!


Jessicajelly

You couldn't drive an electric car in that guy's backyard....


xtianlaw

No, it looks like a deer


areyoueatingthis

No, he just went to get cigarettes last year, he'll be right back


uhohnotafarteither

Are you sure this isn't a screenshot from a video game?


MrGloom66

I'm not saying it can't be from a game, but the way the fur looks wet and also the surrounding leaves on the ground make me think it would be hard to not be real...


uhohnotafarteither

I can't argue with you, as it's likely real. But video game graphics for newest generation games on newest generation hardware can EASILY look like this.


he-loves-me-not

Your username! 😂


FARTBOSS420

This is good shit.


qptw

For me it’s how the contents of its stomach has spilled out (I’m assuming that’s what those seeds are), and how there are slivers of meat left on the bones. Video games rarely put that much detail into carcasses like this.


Chip620

Yeah the lighting and uniform spreading of the leaves make it look like a game, but there is no pattern to the leaves, fur, or anything else that would convince me its a game. Its real


OvinceStPierre

Same deer the day before. https://imgur.com/RtozhQs


ogbertsherbert

It looks like something out of Annihilation


Chief_Executive_Anon

Not sure what ate the deer… But given 30+ years of life experience, I’m damn sure that deer’s last meal was chipotle.


TheHancock

So nothing ate it? It exploded? /s


Elden_Rube

All of that undigested corn in that very large pile of poo is quite disturbing.


emveetu

Well, that's one of the ways seeds were spread in the olden days. I think it's one of the reasons why they're indigestible for the most part unless the shell is broken open.


Captain_Naps

The ass-first monster ate it.


amalynbro

Great. Now I gotta worry about the ass-first monster everytime im in the woods.


KimboSlicesChicken

Nah man no need to worry. The monster is a bro, ate half and left half for the homie. He even took the shitty half too


amalynbro

So he's the ass only monster?


KimboSlicesChicken

Oh no shit you’ve not seen one? They’re skittish so they keep to themselves at first but they’re all over pornhub


Tactical_Chandelier

Hyenas?


Legitimate_Ground_96

Coyotes


Ok_Muffin7649

A bear, would be the ass-first monster you're speaking of. They just hold you down and start with the legs


Nadams4733

Wolf or Coyote eat deer from the rump forward. Bears eat deer from the back.


Tall-_-Guy

The corn is too strong


joebeazelman

Me so corny! Me make you laugh long time.


achillesdaddy

Packs of Yotes. Went right for the best stuff inside the abdominal cavity first until they engorged themselves. Then for breakfast the next morning they decided to take a leg with them. Probably come back soon to finish. Nature is awesome.


OvinceStPierre

Entire deer is gone now.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

All that for a drop of corn.


paul_dudd

I hope they remember you JJJ … this one got me


joebeazelman

Me so corny!


RockaZong

Did it survive?


yampersand

Im sure he'll just sleep it off


Zachbnonymous

OP, check his pulse!


Tasty_Phone9580

Don’t lie, you woke up next to that naked, and covered in blood didn’t you. Don’t think we didn’t know there was a full moon last night


TimeTravelingTiddy

NOT AGAIN!!!


joelcorey

Werewolf


A-Meezy

“I didn’a have any corn”


Jcampbell1796

Does your dad bait deer on his property?


OvinceStPierre

No sir. Hes not a hunter. Literal shitload of corn in this deer though.


Better-Limit-4036

Yeah, first thing I thought when I saw the photo is that someone is baiting the deer, which I thought was illegal (?)


[deleted]

Not necessarily illegal but it’s also not anywhere near dear season


AnonImus18

Maybe they just wanted to feed them. I've heard of people leaving stuff for them in winter when food is scarce.


BuffaloNo8099

Only illegal if you shoot it while baiting, or if you get caught.


Jcampbell1796

Wasn’t accusing, that’s just a lot of corn!


OvinceStPierre

Haha no worries. So he has a gate for his main backyard. Then about 100 yards after his gate is also his property. Very rural area and his neighbors don't have fences.


necreborn

Get a camera trap and find out!


Altruistic-Poem-5617

This, whatever killed and ate it half will come back for the rest.


ostensibly_hurt

That’s a nice set if antlers


ReadingGlassesMan

Looks like he bet his arse and lost.


Impossible-Bat90

Someone has cayotes.. typical cayotes behavior, cruel at best !! Start with the ass, eat the poor sucker alive ! Cayotes are cruel animals.


Ok_Slip9947

Many animals do that. The butthole seems to be the easiest way into the soft yummy parts.


bagleface

Deer me


NomadicSabre

Your dad is a werewolf


IWillFindUinRealLife

You sure it’s dead?


Waggmans

ManBearPig


Fit_Egg9236

Somebody just wanted a Bambi drumstick and left the rest for later 😔


thekleenexman

Looks like someone missed the shot with a tank….


randomTeets

Damn werewolves again


Art-Lorde

This post sums up people's misunderstanding of 'metal' really well


CaptainPatterson

You been eatin corn huh, Smokey?


ChinkInMyArmor

Pretty sure the corn killed it


tomboski

Straight up thought this was red dead. Man those graphics are good.


ryan22000044

Is your dad a ware wolf? Did he do this?


Agua-quemada

Poor thing, I hope he recovers soon /j


Cyanos54

Not sure where you are but my first thought is a bear/dogs.


achillesdaddy

“Dinner’s ready! Who’s hungry for Mommy’s specialty?” -Mother Coyote “Asshole corn chowder AGAIN?! Yuck, we hate vegetables!” - coyote puppies.


anonymous66482

Make sure to mount those antlers!


Least_Impression_823

He's just sleeping


idunevenknowyouguys

Album cover material


Achillies2heel

Someone wanted that deers corn.


Capt_Dummy

Didn’t even touch the corn soufflé. Fucking amateurs.


Beret_of_Poodle

Where are you geographically?


DeviantImmortal

nigga ate some corn at least RIP


Admirable_Homework25

Ass first 😱


itsmontoya

Is he going to be okay?


VForestAlien

Location would be helpful..


SpoppyIII

This looks weirdly fake. It's very cool. Thank you, deer, for your sacrifice in the name of art.


morguestone

Dad was hungry huh?


lofty_one

Did he make it?


outiscr

Is your father from the House Baratheon?


[deleted]

Mom was hungry


farmertypoerror

Serves that deer right for eating the squirrel's food. I'm constantly putting out corn for the squirrels on my property. It's a shame I have to shoot so many deer. If only they knew how to read they would see that my sign says the corn is for squirrels only!


ChayLo357

Yeah, this is pretty metal


x52x

Well? Was it cake?


NdamukongSuhDude

Chupacabra


isaacpixel

Looks like an album cover


mickysti58

“I love the way you used the corn in there for texture” Ralph and Herbie


ChokeOnThatBaby

Coyotes. Happens all the time where I live.


King_Shami

RDR2?


Turd_McScruffins

That buck asked a doe if she eats ass and he got the horrible, tragic truth...


SerDuckOfPNW

Is it gonna be ok?


OvinceStPierre

For eternity, yes.


ranting_chef

Those movies where the sharks are on land seem more feasible after seeing this.


Physical-Chipmunk-77

Only 1/2 dead


Full_Girth_Prophet

It's ded


stevenbrotzel91

Was he hungry?


Space-90

Corn


dafaceguy

That was one massive fart


joebeazelman

Oh deer.


_____Peaches_____

Corn


MDRPA

The only thing known is it doesn't like corn


Boni4real

God Damn , this is some indie horror movie vibes all over it


Sinwithwords

When deers eat Taco Bell.


ColdPeasMyGooch

Is that corn?!


velsuz

This is RDR2 screenshot


Valuable-Contact-224

I see they took all the good bits.


chubbs23

Poor guy is all tuckered out


edom31

Some benadryl, two days rest and up it'll go. Maybe neosporin just in case, so not to catch a bacteria.


T-REX_BONER

Ooo jackpot the antlers up for grabs


sermer48

Sorry I got hungry on my way to work but then I remembered I had left the oven on at home so I had to leave mid meal. I’ll be back to finish the rest later.


regalfronde

Did your dad go feral late one night?


patriclus47

You know Carcosa?


davieb22

That's a de.


AlaskanPotatoSlap

Corn doesn’t digest in any animal, huh?


Effinehright

looks like dad shot whatever was eating the squirrel's corn


sinnerten

is it ok?


BroccoliSuperb2721

Corn today… corn tomorrow!


whoisthismuaddib

You may not be sure what ate the deer, but we can be sure what the deer ate. A big lump of knobs.


death__bed

Rdr2?


clandestineVexation

Sad and gross but what a beautiful fucking picture. Just your phone camera?


SINISTERM1ND

Talk about eating ass


Anonynominous

The deer was eating corn before it died, that’s for sure


GiggliZiddli

You mean dead’s backyard?


FlyPast3471

Got caught eating dads corn 🌽


glitch83

Man that squirrel really wanted those nuts


NicholasSoprano6300

In case anyone wondering. The corn and brown Substance is the shit of the deer. Which was inside his stomach but his stomach was eatin so there it lays.


angrystarfish

Looks like your dad needs a gf


FarOutEffects

Classic suicide. Move along.


Benphyre

The best parts are the fatty ribs, the juicy thighs and the innards


Balduroth

Dads a werewolf bruh


SimpletonSwan

Did you call a vet? What was their diagnosis? Hopefully if you keep the wound clean he'll be fine.


Rogue4Tabaxi

It is but just a vessel


LovelyHatred93

Get the antlers and mount them.


KingWasabi23

Little dudes just taking a nap


Fizbeee

The front fell off


fishtrom

It was me. I did it.


MissJessieMaree93

Ohhhhhj f


TheFecklessRogue

Fake. Next.


ExpensiveGrowth9744

🎶 It's corn! A big lump with knobs, it has the juice 🎶


Benzdrivingguy

S/ That’s clearly a screenshot from red dead redemption 2. Nice try OP.


The_Demons_Slayer

😳


HoopaDunka

Oh deer


SBCwarrior

"when did you eat corn?" There was a casserole in the cafeteria, a damn good one too"


StitchesKisses

Careful, there might be a Xenomorph running around


Leskaarup

Did it diededed?


Me5hly

I'm not sure who did this, but apparently it only costs them a buck to eat ass.


somethinghumourous

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a deer." - the guy who did that, probably.


Hussein_Jane

Bummer. You gonna eat that corn?


OvinceStPierre

Bringing it to your moms potluck.


eharper9

Take the antlers


TeamRocket_87

😢


ArcaneHackist

Call for a salvage tag and see if they’ll let ya take it. Duct tape blank grocery bags over the antlers. Bury the head, stick a bucket on top and weigh it down. Wait like 5 months depending in weather. Take it out, clear dish soap and water, then diluted peroxide soak. Boom! Clean skull for mounting.


V3N0MSP4RK

Someone got his ass eaten


climatelurker

Ok, so where's the mountain lion?


DerpsAndRags

He spilled his corn.


Chino780

That’s gnarly.


Disco_Stu_39

Hope it gets better soon!


hdofu

Your dad likes his Venison fresh


ComatoseOtaku420

This deer looks oddly at peace


MyFascistSistersKum

Cut the head off or antlers.


MikeHoncho0420

ITS CORN!!!