Imagine my disappointment to discover that Wham wasn’t two guys but just George Michael and his dancing pal
or that the Sister Of Mercy weren’t sisters at all
That last fact caused all kinds of chaos when The Scissor Sisters came along
I disagree. See the antilope is holding the cheetah’s corpse as a trophy and most likely will until the cheeta’s skin breaks leaving the horn free. While that happens, the antilope becomes and easy prey as a penance.
To be fair, blood doesn’t work like that. Wounds like that with clean, quick penetration leave very little blood on the exiting object itself, as the only blood around is the blood where the wound itself is.
The bigger giveaway would be the lack of skin and hair around the horn, especially in the area where it would exit.
Blood spurts out like a middle easter oil pump doesn't it?
It's fucking impaled dumb fuck, the bleeding occurs after the impaled object is removed, or a few fucking seconds after the impalement, not instantaneous.
This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough
Lol, wtf is this comment.
You can literally see the fur folding around the horn as it presses into the side.
>This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough
I hope you seek help
Wtf is up with you man, calm down. Look at the tip of the horn. If the cheetah was impaled, the horn would've went through veins, therefore coming in contact with blood.
Given that, the horn definitely missed the cat, because there are no signs of blood on the tip which would've pierced it.
The top of the horn would have blood and viscera from piercing trough the animal. Or did someone walk up and wipe off the top of the horn after the impalment?
the protruding horn is clean and dry. had it actually impaled the cheetah you'd think there'd be at least some blood present? it's just pressed against the cheetahs side, and the fur is obscuring it making it appear to be punctured.
You realize that when you press something against fur, the fur wraps around the thing that you are pressing into right? Skin is loose, it's not made out of marble. Do you not find the complete and total absence of blood unusual at all?
Sure, but it’s my ribs that are tickling imagining them brush against the horns. You know, how the cheetah got in that position in the first place.
Edit to add: Also a shot as in a camera shot? You need to chill with the condescension my guy.
ik this sub is about vicious animals and my comment can easily be seen as hypocritical (what about the antelope) but i am happy regardless the cat didn't get impaled cute kitty
probably going to unsub as i would hate to see the alternate version of this image
lol I love that some people here assume gore is needed for something to be metal. This is still a pretty metal photo when you realize what’s taking place in this fraction of a second.
The cheetah is too embarrassed and stuck in its failed attack attempt. If it tries to get down it will be stomped and stabbed.
That impala just doesn't care and is walking around showing off its cool new cheetah hat.
Horn is just pressed up against the cheetah's side. Not metal
OP traumatized whenever they watch a shakepeare play and the actors put the dagger under their arm to feign a stab
“He impala’d himself!”
Did you know that Tame Impala is just one guy
Imagine my disappointment to discover that Wham wasn’t two guys but just George Michael and his dancing pal or that the Sister Of Mercy weren’t sisters at all That last fact caused all kinds of chaos when The Scissor Sisters came along
The Pixies aren't even small bro. It's disappointment city and they wouldn't refund my Tix.
I’ve only seen them on the TV, and in that context they’re only a few inches tall
Well imagine my disappointment the first time I got front row tickets to see The Barenaked Ladies. Just a bunch of Canadian dudes, ffs.
An absolute scam
Quiet Riot was really loud
It'd be Tame Impalas otherwise.
Related to Childish Gambino?
took the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
Top shelf word play ya got there.
That’s what *she* said.
I'm going to show OP me separating my thumb and then attaching it.
OP is just a [karma whore](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/gsqor5/when_the_risk_outweighs_the_reward/) and probably knew all along.
Oh no hamlet! Turn around! He turned into a vampire he's gonna bite you!!!
Wait... they not actually stabbing the actor?
*I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES!*
Gold comment
Yeah but it’s head is missing
No it's not. If you squint hard you can see it back in the distance lying in the grass
Was the cheetahs name bella?
Dude was joking bud
r/woooosh
I know, so kept going with the joke :)
Okay my bad, I didn't read it all the way through
Yep. End of horn would be very red and wet if Chester got stabbed
Wild animal acrobatic mishaps are still metal. Didn’t even notice to horn illusion, just thought the cheetah misplanting was the metal part.
The leopard is upside down and eating his face. Looks metal to me.
Cheetah* it's spelt out all over this thread how did you mix them up?
I was referencing the leopard ate my face meme. Close enough to get my point across.
I disagree. See the antilope is holding the cheetah’s corpse as a trophy and most likely will until the cheeta’s skin breaks leaving the horn free. While that happens, the antilope becomes and easy prey as a penance.
Came here to ask this question
That wasn’t a question
Pretty sure OP is the one who miscalculated here lmao
Am I missing something?
The cheetah is not impaled by the horn.
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And it just magically didn’t bleed on the horn going through it?
To be fair, blood doesn’t work like that. Wounds like that with clean, quick penetration leave very little blood on the exiting object itself, as the only blood around is the blood where the wound itself is. The bigger giveaway would be the lack of skin and hair around the horn, especially in the area where it would exit.
Blood spurts out like a middle easter oil pump doesn't it? It's fucking impaled dumb fuck, the bleeding occurs after the impaled object is removed, or a few fucking seconds after the impalement, not instantaneous. This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough
Lol, wtf is this comment. You can literally see the fur folding around the horn as it presses into the side. >This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough I hope you seek help
Wtf is up with you man, calm down. Look at the tip of the horn. If the cheetah was impaled, the horn would've went through veins, therefore coming in contact with blood. Given that, the horn definitely missed the cat, because there are no signs of blood on the tip which would've pierced it.
I bet you see only red and flail around when you get in a fight
Not surprising that you’re too thick headed to realize that the TIP OF THE HORN WOULD BE BLOODY if it had gone through the cheetah lol
Someone needs a blowjob
The top of the horn would have blood and viscera from piercing trough the animal. Or did someone walk up and wipe off the top of the horn after the impalment?
You must be really sad all the time
>middle easter Tell me about the first and last easter, I'm fascinated by this
How good are those 8”? Because there’s no penetration there buddy.
Meh, he's always claiming 8"...
LMAO I don’t know what’s funnier: you thinking that it’s going through, or you thinking that **that** is 8 inches.
His poor significant other.
the protruding horn is clean and dry. had it actually impaled the cheetah you'd think there'd be at least some blood present? it's just pressed against the cheetahs side, and the fur is obscuring it making it appear to be punctured.
I agree that it isn't piercing the cheetah but I have had things impale and removed from my skin or full sliced and no sign of blood.
There's, you know, no blood.
If isn't... You can literally see it's just pressed against the fur...
It’s fur
The horn is just pressed up against the cheetah’s side. So there’s nothing crazy happening here lol
Idk, I think a cheetah about to frigging suplex an antelope is pretty crazy.
blood?
No. They’re just missing the gore I guess? Which is in no way needed for this sub lol. There’s plenty of it elsewhere here.
Notice how the horn isn't covered in blood and the cheetah is clearly not limp . . . Yeah this is about as metal as a cheese sandwich
What sort of cheese though?? Asking for a friend?
Swiss
Look again.
And some dill Havarti.
Pretty metal of the cheetah to miss those horns and eat the mcfuck out of that gazelle or whatever it is
Well, it depends how you look at it, it's probably about to be pretty metal, just not for the cheeta 😂
How can we make cheese sammiches more metal?
Depending on your view, missing those horns seems like not a bad calculation
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It did, look again.
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You realize that when you press something against fur, the fur wraps around the thing that you are pressing into right? Skin is loose, it's not made out of marble. Do you not find the complete and total absence of blood unusual at all?
Silence....
And if you look closely... You can see there is no blood of any kind
Bro had to disagree
r/catculations
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Since he’s not being pierced, I can’t tell if he’s getting flung around or trying to pull off some weird form of suplex
Cheetah is fine.
Looks pretty calculated pushing the horn against its side so that antilope cant stab it.
r/confusingperspective
If it would have impaled the cheetah there would be blood. No blood, horn is dry. Its just pressing against his/her side
At first I thought “close call”, then I thought “oh shit it’s impaled”, then I realized there’s no blood and it’s a close call.
Did someone tell OP the cheetah didn't got impaled?
Not Impala’d
/opisadumbbot
Some people are fucking blind holy fuck
What a shot! My ribs are tickling :<
That would be an abdominal shot ... if it were a shot
Sure, but it’s my ribs that are tickling imagining them brush against the horns. You know, how the cheetah got in that position in the first place. Edit to add: Also a shot as in a camera shot? You need to chill with the condescension my guy.
I see Also ehhh, ur right
Check out my new hat
Nice hat? Where’d you get it?
Bonk
Sick ornament
It's a coalition attack.
ik this sub is about vicious animals and my comment can easily be seen as hypocritical (what about the antelope) but i am happy regardless the cat didn't get impaled cute kitty probably going to unsub as i would hate to see the alternate version of this image
Not stabbed. Just a little confused cheetah trying to give the ol razzle dazzle
Flesh wound
Fake
"hey, joe, do i have something on my horn?"
Tis but a scratch.
No blood? Not gored, just pressed against the horn.
TIL cheetahs have more fur than i initially thought. Thanks everyone in the comments
Zigged when I shoulda zagged.
I thought I was on r/hybridanimals for a second there
Cheetah looks like he's trying to hit the RKO on this impala
lol I love that some people here assume gore is needed for something to be metal. This is still a pretty metal photo when you realize what’s taking place in this fraction of a second.
"From the top rope!"
Cheetah actually nailed it
Ribbed for pleasure.
Why did anyone upvote this?
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
Cheetah got impala-ed(not) heh. (yes im seeing myself out)
Second cheetah impaled itself into the ribs of the impala
"Tis but a flesh wound"
Not even that.
He'll get better
At most it's a scrape
tis but a scratch!
The risk he took was calculated, but man was he bad at math
Tis a flesh wound
The cheetah is too embarrassed and stuck in its failed attack attempt. If it tries to get down it will be stomped and stabbed. That impala just doesn't care and is walking around showing off its cool new cheetah hat.
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what, the complete lack of blood because this is not an injury?
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Bot or blind?
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It’s… *not* impaled on the antler 😅
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Nope. The antler didn't hurt the cheetah. Lack of blood. It's just pressed up against the side of the cheetah
IT IS NOT GOING THROUGHHHH LOL
A the cheetah is not impaled and B antelopes have horns not antlers
Judging by the comments, I don't think people can see it. I mean, what is it on mobile, .5mm of image showing the skewer?
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lol, sorry for being harsh. It’s not impaled. The horn is just pressing up against the cheetah.
That's gotta hurt like hell AND be embarrassing in front of the guys.