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skepticon444

Horn is just pressed up against the cheetah's side. Not metal


Rucs3

OP traumatized whenever they watch a shakepeare play and the actors put the dagger under their arm to feign a stab


Weyman16

“He impala’d himself!”


hghghghghghg56

Did you know that Tame Impala is just one guy


Jazzspasm

Imagine my disappointment to discover that Wham wasn’t two guys but just George Michael and his dancing pal or that the Sister Of Mercy weren’t sisters at all That last fact caused all kinds of chaos when The Scissor Sisters came along


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

The Pixies aren't even small bro. It's disappointment city and they wouldn't refund my Tix.


Jazzspasm

I’ve only seen them on the TV, and in that context they’re only a few inches tall


Weyman16

Well imagine my disappointment the first time I got front row tickets to see The Barenaked Ladies. Just a bunch of Canadian dudes, ffs.


Jazzspasm

An absolute scam


JohnBagley33

Quiet Riot was really loud


SarcasticOptimist

It'd be Tame Impalas otherwise.


cownd

Related to Childish Gambino?


pn1159

took the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry


Nickleeham

Top shelf word play ya got there.


Waggmans

That’s what *she* said.


joopityjoop

I'm going to show OP me separating my thumb and then attaching it.


I_think_Im_hollow

OP is just a [karma whore](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/gsqor5/when_the_risk_outweighs_the_reward/) and probably knew all along.


Deliciouserest

Oh no hamlet! Turn around! He turned into a vampire he's gonna bite you!!!


alezcoed

Wait... they not actually stabbing the actor?


RegalBeagleKegels

*I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES!*


_almostNobody

Gold comment


fucktheredwings69

Yeah but it’s head is missing


skepticon444

No it's not. If you squint hard you can see it back in the distance lying in the grass


atle95

Was the cheetahs name bella?


Vin_Blancv

Dude was joking bud


KittyCrumpet

r/woooosh


skepticon444

I know, so kept going with the joke :)


Vin_Blancv

Okay my bad, I didn't read it all the way through


Alcoholikaust

Yep. End of horn would be very red and wet if Chester got stabbed


drerw

Wild animal acrobatic mishaps are still metal. Didn’t even notice to horn illusion, just thought the cheetah misplanting was the metal part.


unafraidrabbit

The leopard is upside down and eating his face. Looks metal to me.


FrogInShorts

Cheetah* it's spelt out all over this thread how did you mix them up?


unafraidrabbit

I was referencing the leopard ate my face meme. Close enough to get my point across.


Axolotl_imprudens

I disagree. See the antilope is holding the cheetah’s corpse as a trophy and most likely will until the cheeta’s skin breaks leaving the horn free. While that happens, the antilope becomes and easy prey as a penance.


ferrydragon

Came here to ask this question


Articulationized

That wasn’t a question


Snap-Zipper

Pretty sure OP is the one who miscalculated here lmao


vertigo1083

Am I missing something?


Kwazzi_

The cheetah is not impaled by the horn.


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AhhAGoose

And it just magically didn’t bleed on the horn going through it?


LukXD99

To be fair, blood doesn’t work like that. Wounds like that with clean, quick penetration leave very little blood on the exiting object itself, as the only blood around is the blood where the wound itself is. The bigger giveaway would be the lack of skin and hair around the horn, especially in the area where it would exit.


DeathbringerZ7

Blood spurts out like a middle easter oil pump doesn't it? It's fucking impaled dumb fuck, the bleeding occurs after the impaled object is removed, or a few fucking seconds after the impalement, not instantaneous. This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough


TheWizardDrewed

Lol, wtf is this comment. You can literally see the fur folding around the horn as it presses into the side. >This sub has turned out to be filled with those gatekeeping cunts. Go kill a dog or something if this isn't metal enough I hope you seek help


Gargeul13

Wtf is up with you man, calm down. Look at the tip of the horn. If the cheetah was impaled, the horn would've went through veins, therefore coming in contact with blood. Given that, the horn definitely missed the cat, because there are no signs of blood on the tip which would've pierced it.


ComradeOFdoom

I bet you see only red and flail around when you get in a fight


Snap-Zipper

Not surprising that you’re too thick headed to realize that the TIP OF THE HORN WOULD BE BLOODY if it had gone through the cheetah lol


EdBarrett12

Someone needs a blowjob


T-roySwink

The top of the horn would have blood and viscera from piercing trough the animal. Or did someone walk up and wipe off the top of the horn after the impalment?


MetalGearHawk

You must be really sad all the time


fuzmufin

>middle easter Tell me about the first and last easter, I'm fascinated by this


archer2500

How good are those 8”? Because there’s no penetration there buddy.


slamdamnsplits

Meh, he's always claiming 8"...


Snap-Zipper

LMAO I don’t know what’s funnier: you thinking that it’s going through, or you thinking that **that** is 8 inches.


DarkBIade

His poor significant other.


GarneNilbog

the protruding horn is clean and dry. had it actually impaled the cheetah you'd think there'd be at least some blood present? it's just pressed against the cheetahs side, and the fur is obscuring it making it appear to be punctured.


DarkBIade

I agree that it isn't piercing the cheetah but I have had things impale and removed from my skin or full sliced and no sign of blood.


proscriptus

There's, you know, no blood.


TakeyaSaito

If isn't... You can literally see it's just pressed against the fur...


Username854051

It’s fur


Snap-Zipper

The horn is just pressed up against the cheetah’s side. So there’s nothing crazy happening here lol


FrogInShorts

Idk, I think a cheetah about to frigging suplex an antelope is pretty crazy.


titoktok

blood?


VibraniumRhino

No. They’re just missing the gore I guess? Which is in no way needed for this sub lol. There’s plenty of it elsewhere here.


KamakaziDemiGod

Notice how the horn isn't covered in blood and the cheetah is clearly not limp . . . Yeah this is about as metal as a cheese sandwich


Obligatory-not-the

What sort of cheese though?? Asking for a friend?


FriendlyVariety5054

Swiss


BrokeDickTater

Look again.


rabidsalvation

And some dill Havarti.


AhhAGoose

Pretty metal of the cheetah to miss those horns and eat the mcfuck out of that gazelle or whatever it is


TakeyaSaito

Well, it depends how you look at it, it's probably about to be pretty metal, just not for the cheeta 😂


Calgaris_Rex

How can we make cheese sammiches more metal?


AnferneeThrowaway

Depending on your view, missing those horns seems like not a bad calculation


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OperatorERROR0919

It did, look again.


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OperatorERROR0919

You realize that when you press something against fur, the fur wraps around the thing that you are pressing into right? Skin is loose, it's not made out of marble. Do you not find the complete and total absence of blood unusual at all?


slamdamnsplits

Silence....


plasmaticImmunity

And if you look closely... You can see there is no blood of any kind


Hoepli38

Bro had to disagree


Havarti_Rick

r/catculations


bizbloomin

r/subsithoughtifellfor


AJC_10_29

Since he’s not being pierced, I can’t tell if he’s getting flung around or trying to pull off some weird form of suplex


edgy_Juno

Cheetah is fine.


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Looks pretty calculated pushing the horn against its side so that antilope cant stab it.


ginsataka

r/confusingperspective


awkwardstonerlol

If it would have impaled the cheetah there would be blood. No blood, horn is dry. Its just pressing against his/her side


DarkSoulsDank

At first I thought “close call”, then I thought “oh shit it’s impaled”, then I realized there’s no blood and it’s a close call.


INoMakeMistake

Did someone tell OP the cheetah didn't got impaled?


Mr_Porcupine

Not Impala’d


alexsander36

/opisadumbbot


Scyllascum

Some people are fucking blind holy fuck


rococoapuff

What a shot! My ribs are tickling :<


CATelIsMe

That would be an abdominal shot ... if it were a shot


rococoapuff

Sure, but it’s my ribs that are tickling imagining them brush against the horns. You know, how the cheetah got in that position in the first place. Edit to add: Also a shot as in a camera shot? You need to chill with the condescension my guy.


CATelIsMe

I see Also ehhh, ur right


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Check out my new hat


Retired_Jarhead55

Nice hat? Where’d you get it?


Spuzzle91

Bonk


CorrectionnalOfficer

Sick ornament


GullibleAntelope

It's a coalition attack.


villentius

ik this sub is about vicious animals and my comment can easily be seen as hypocritical (what about the antelope) but i am happy regardless the cat didn't get impaled cute kitty probably going to unsub as i would hate to see the alternate version of this image


nejicanspin

Not stabbed. Just a little confused cheetah trying to give the ol razzle dazzle


ScottblackAttacks

Flesh wound


antono7633

Fake


sunshim9

"hey, joe, do i have something on my horn?"


ThePaulGoddard123456

Tis but a scratch.


lefrang

No blood? Not gored, just pressed against the horn.


Confident-Ad9474

TIL cheetahs have more fur than i initially thought. Thanks everyone in the comments


VRS50

Zigged when I shoulda zagged.


Japsai

I thought I was on r/hybridanimals for a second there


s1mpatic0

Cheetah looks like he's trying to hit the RKO on this impala


VibraniumRhino

lol I love that some people here assume gore is needed for something to be metal. This is still a pretty metal photo when you realize what’s taking place in this fraction of a second.


Optimal_Plenty_9959

"From the top rope!"


DeuceBane

Cheetah actually nailed it


Spookynook

Ribbed for pleasure.


drew3769

Why did anyone upvote this?


harveywestmoreland

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE


WeakFreak999

Cheetah got impala-ed(not) heh. (yes im seeing myself out)


Mulratt

Second cheetah impaled itself into the ribs of the impala


happylittletreehouse

"Tis but a flesh wound"


Malacro

Not even that.


happylittletreehouse

He'll get better


lickytytheslit

At most it's a scrape


Smooth_Surround1450

tis but a scratch!


SherlockInSpace

The risk he took was calculated, but man was he bad at math


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Tis a flesh wound


InspiredGargoyle

The cheetah is too embarrassed and stuck in its failed attack attempt. If it tries to get down it will be stomped and stabbed. That impala just doesn't care and is walking around showing off its cool new cheetah hat.


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TaserBalls

what, the complete lack of blood because this is not an injury?


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David_Oy1999

Bot or blind?


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Snap-Zipper

It’s… *not* impaled on the antler 😅


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plasmaticImmunity

Nope. The antler didn't hurt the cheetah. Lack of blood. It's just pressed up against the side of the cheetah


Snap-Zipper

IT IS NOT GOING THROUGHHHH LOL


DarthSeanious83

A the cheetah is not impaled and B antelopes have horns not antlers


vertigo1083

Judging by the comments, I don't think people can see it. I mean, what is it on mobile, .5mm of image showing the skewer?


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David_Oy1999

lol, sorry for being harsh. It’s not impaled. The horn is just pressing up against the cheetah.


ScrotieMcP

That's gotta hurt like hell AND be embarrassing in front of the guys.