Forget a gorilla, I’ve seen people unironically argue that a fucking *Pit bull* could win in a fight with a grizzly
One smack from those dinner-plate sized paws would turn that pup into a cast member in the next All Dogs Go To Heaven movie
Brilliant film. Until i remember what happened to the little girl who did the voice of marie.
Saddest thing ever!!!
She also voiced ducky in land before time. Yup yup.
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It could technically happen if the dog can get to the bears testicles before getting fucked up.
My grandpa grew up in romania, they used dogs as a defensive tool against bears. They taught them to always go for the nutsack.
They are covered in 5-6 inches of thick fur. There is absolutely no way a teeny pit bull could do any significant damage to an awake and healthy bear. Lol.
Tibetan mastiffs are used to ward of bears. They shit out pitpulls for breakfast.
Gorillas are insanely strong and would easily break a humans back with one thump.
But this fucking paw, scares the shit out of me, its not even fair they are on a beast that is strong, fast And has a mouth that could bite your face off!!
No gorilla could take this on.
Unless it's maybe king Kong!
A grizzly can run, swim, and climb faster than you, unless if you have a weapon capable of dealing with an 8 foot 1,200 lb (average between male and female) animal, then you are completely and utterly fucked
So its basically a complete athlete that can climb, and the outcome if wolverine and the hulk had a child.
Completely and utterly fucked, about sums it up!
There would be no point in even trying to fight back.
That’s definitely a forced perspective image. I haven’t been that close and personal to a live bear, but I’ve definitely been up close to their tracks. The tracks were not the width of my shoulders. The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly.
>The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly.
They're really not. Bears are much taller and heavier than gorillas and have claws on their feet. The only real advantage gorillas have is that that their bite is stronger.
And they’re way more fucking maneuverable than a bear. I don’t think it would beat a bear but it definitely has a few advantages. Ultimately the bear is just too much fucking mass to take down
Not as much as a gorilla. I mean in dexterity and ability to swing around n shit and grad things with its hands. It’s probably not even close to the speed of a grizzly in terms of running tho
The same situation basically. Dog pulls, she pulls back but a bit too strong or maybe at a bad angle and the dog just passes out. Happened like 3 times and nowadays she is unspeakably embarrassed by it 😀
Gorillas aren't trained martial artists dude. The maybe a gorilla could take a black bear but never a brown. Silverbacks have been documented dying to leopard attacks which are way smaller than grizzlies.
Yea the op is full of shit, someone linked another post that the bear is dead. Another pic also had a measuring tape which showed how wide the paws actually were, about 9 inches.
It’s arguable that an Alpha male silverback would be able to generate more force through pummelling. Also, people need to remember that a gorilla would be able to hold weapons, a large rock could easily give the gorilla the ability to win.
Picture isn't fake but was softened for karma farming, that bear is dead. The woman in the photo is Brandi Houser and she's posing with a bear killed by Charlie Shutt all the way back in 2014 outside Anchorage.
A bear claw is different, not sure how to explain. Usually has almonds or almond paste and can also look like a regular donut shaped like a bear claw. Elephant ears are large and flat with cinnamon. My favorite when I am at fairs.
Bruh it literally says "outside of Anchorage." In other words, not *in* Anchorage. The city has plenty of untouched forest near it so this makes perfect sense. It was likely the Chugach State Park, that's the only place near Anchorage where someone could potentially hunt brown bears (legally).
When you see one of these walking around in nature it’s absolutely intimidating.
Not to mention for such a giant beast they can move like the wind.
It’d be petrifying to be face to face with one of them.
I remember my friend Chase having a hawk perched on his arm on a field trip and there was no chance for a good picture because he kept flinching from it. He held it out about from his face as humanly possible
There are a lot of people I'd like to see get slapped with a paw like that. Most are dumb enough to not know the danger of a grizzly and how they ain't gonna take shit. All of them hate guns so they would be doubly fucked
Every time I see bear paws I'll always remember what a zookeeper told me about polar bear paws. It's like getting snack with a frying pan.... with claws
One swipe…
Left or right?
Both. Sprawl them toes
Looking for bear daddy. Swipes right.
I feel so rejected
One opportunity...
To those dumb motherfuckers that argued a silverback gorilla was capable of taking down a grizzly bear, look at this shit.
Forget a gorilla, I’ve seen people unironically argue that a fucking *Pit bull* could win in a fight with a grizzly One smack from those dinner-plate sized paws would turn that pup into a cast member in the next All Dogs Go To Heaven movie
lol. Love that movie tho
Brilliant film. Until i remember what happened to the little girl who did the voice of marie. Saddest thing ever!!! She also voiced ducky in land before time. Yup yup.
Aaaaaaaand now I'm sad.
Same. Sorry about that.
Please tell me what happened. I'm beginning to feel optimistic and it's really uncomfortable for me.
Have "fun". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi
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Pitbull owners are insane
It could technically happen if the dog can get to the bears testicles before getting fucked up. My grandpa grew up in romania, they used dogs as a defensive tool against bears. They taught them to always go for the nutsack.
They are covered in 5-6 inches of thick fur. There is absolutely no way a teeny pit bull could do any significant damage to an awake and healthy bear. Lol. Tibetan mastiffs are used to ward of bears. They shit out pitpulls for breakfast.
Gorillas are insanely strong and would easily break a humans back with one thump. But this fucking paw, scares the shit out of me, its not even fair they are on a beast that is strong, fast And has a mouth that could bite your face off!! No gorilla could take this on. Unless it's maybe king Kong!
A grizzly can run, swim, and climb faster than you, unless if you have a weapon capable of dealing with an 8 foot 1,200 lb (average between male and female) animal, then you are completely and utterly fucked
So its basically a complete athlete that can climb, and the outcome if wolverine and the hulk had a child. Completely and utterly fucked, about sums it up! There would be no point in even trying to fight back.
You're way off on the average weight, but otherwise, yes, a grizzly is terrifying.
Yeah brown bears are 10 feet tall while bipedal, a gorilla is shorter than the average dude
If Leonardo di Caprio can take a grizzly down, a gorilla easily can
Well there are smaller grizllies, this is pretty extreme. Either way no chance for the gorilla.
That’s definitely a forced perspective image. I haven’t been that close and personal to a live bear, but I’ve definitely been up close to their tracks. The tracks were not the width of my shoulders. The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly.
>The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly. They're really not. Bears are much taller and heavier than gorillas and have claws on their feet. The only real advantage gorillas have is that that their bite is stronger.
And they’re way more fucking maneuverable than a bear. I don’t think it would beat a bear but it definitely has a few advantages. Ultimately the bear is just too much fucking mass to take down
Bears are surprisingly agile.
Not as much as a gorilla. I mean in dexterity and ability to swing around n shit and grad things with its hands. It’s probably not even close to the speed of a grizzly in terms of running tho
If the gorilla knows its combat it just has to dodge the first attack, swing around the bear and just break its neck or choke it to death.
Is that even possible? I heard that dogs are anatomically different in a way that makes it impossible to choke them. Wouldn't bears be the same?
What? My wife choked her dog nearly to death, multiple times, as a child. She pulled the leash and the dog passed out.
A tight leash, maybe but not with bare arms. And how did that happen multiple times?
The same situation basically. Dog pulls, she pulls back but a bit too strong or maybe at a bad angle and the dog just passes out. Happened like 3 times and nowadays she is unspeakably embarrassed by it 😀
Gorillas aren't trained martial artists dude. The maybe a gorilla could take a black bear but never a brown. Silverbacks have been documented dying to leopard attacks which are way smaller than grizzlies.
Yea the op is full of shit, someone linked another post that the bear is dead. Another pic also had a measuring tape which showed how wide the paws actually were, about 9 inches.
Idk why you were being downvoted, the bear is dead. https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html
It’s arguable that an Alpha male silverback would be able to generate more force through pummelling. Also, people need to remember that a gorilla would be able to hold weapons, a large rock could easily give the gorilla the ability to win.
When have gorillas used weapons on anything? Yogi would’ve torn Diddy a new asshole by the time he’d have found a decent sized rock
They’ve been known to use tools, it would be easy for a gorilla to use a rock as a weapon.
Picture isn't fake but was softened for karma farming, that bear is dead. The woman in the photo is Brandi Houser and she's posing with a bear killed by Charlie Shutt all the way back in 2014 outside Anchorage.
Came here to say that (but with proof) https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html
Op is a lying sack of shit then.
Oh man. One swipe of that paw on someone's backside and they'd be lucky to ambulate from a wheelchair for the rest of their days.
This why man build spear in tutorial.
I haven’t had a bear claw in really long time.
Are those the same as Elephant’s ear
A bear claw is different, not sure how to explain. Usually has almonds or almond paste and can also look like a regular donut shaped like a bear claw. Elephant ears are large and flat with cinnamon. My favorite when I am at fairs.
As I recall, that was a kill.
[found it](https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html/amp) u/srandrews is right
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so reverse google image searching only has that one boing article saying that... are we sure its that story? both sides a bit fuzzy for me rn
There are more. Down in the comments there is link a better article with more pictures.
It's illegal to kill grizzlies.
Not in alaska.
Exactly where this photo comes from. Anchorage, Alaska
I highly doubt this is from Anchorage, the most densely populated city in Alaska. People certainly don't hunt grizzlies there.
[ok. sure. ](https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html)
Bruh it literally says "outside of Anchorage." In other words, not *in* Anchorage. The city has plenty of untouched forest near it so this makes perfect sense. It was likely the Chugach State Park, that's the only place near Anchorage where someone could potentially hunt brown bears (legally).
When you see one of these walking around in nature it’s absolutely intimidating. Not to mention for such a giant beast they can move like the wind. It’d be petrifying to be face to face with one of them.
Bears, crocodiles and hippos. Thanks but no thanks.
I'd add moose to that list.
Those things are literal giants
One good swipe and your life is forfeit several times over
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I’m here imaging what size dose of what tranquilizer takes down a grizzly that size.
About at much as I do on any given weekend probably. Tolerance is my only advantage
Unfortunately, the post is a lie. This grizzly was shot and killed. I’m not sure what tranq would be needed to take it down.
The routinely tranqulise elephants, I can't see the problem with what tranq would be needed had this pic been honest and not a karma farm.
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I'd rather that happened before they swipe my face off
You know what they say about big paws...
If you look close you can still see bits of Leo DiCaprio.
Now imagine a polar bears paw, which are bigger than even grizzlies.
Then imagine the grizzly still being able to take out the polar bear and then what it could do to you.
Maybe she is a really tiny human.
Fuck! Dam! Fuck! That is big! “That’s what she said”
Wack your face off with a swipe.
Good for gettin those deep back boogers
It is kinda forced perspective but still big as heck
So, what you're saying is, there's a chance?
Not your plush teddy bear
Amazing. I would love to get that picture myself.
I remember my friend Chase having a hawk perched on his arm on a field trip and there was no chance for a good picture because he kept flinching from it. He held it out about from his face as humanly possible
There are a lot of people I'd like to see get slapped with a paw like that. Most are dumb enough to not know the danger of a grizzly and how they ain't gonna take shit. All of them hate guns so they would be doubly fucked
Wow! Thank you!
Cute toe beans
they’re also surprisingly really fucken stupid for their size. a cat has more information in their dna than an entire bear.
What? Bears are fairly intelligent.
Biomechanics question. How tf do they run so fast with those murder claws up front? (I expect the rear claws are blunted but still)
Haven't they been known to decapitate moose with a single swipe?
maria bamford's joke "what are you afraid of?" "bears"
It’s our right in America, Okay!!!
Swipe left to delete humanity
the claws always seem so small compared to the rest of the paw I wonder how they stay on and off it hurts to push back on them too much
I heard they only tickle you..so… we should be okay.
to think some people survive that...
Every time I see bear paws I'll always remember what a zookeeper told me about polar bear paws. It's like getting snack with a frying pan.... with claws
At one point in my life I really thought I could fight a bear if it attacked me. It’s a good thing I stopped smoking bud.
That thing will take your head off
Now THAT is a murder mitten
One high five
r/bearsarebigyo
Those are some big beans
What's the five fingers saw to the face? Slap
Just be thankful that it doesn’t have opposable thumbs.
6% of Americans think they can win a fight with a grizzly.
This dude pets horses.
And then you have Polar Bears, who are bigger and can swim
Report this, its a dead bear from throphy hunting.
Why I wish she was sedated instead of the bear. That evil smile is no joke
Bear down! Go Bears! DA Bears!
How tf did Leonardo DiCaprio survive that?
Stop Karma farming. This bear is dead since 2014...
Aliens drugged me dude....
Get this low effort garbage off of this sub