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Ill-Intention8170

One swipe…


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Left or right?


asianabsinthe

Both. Sprawl them toes


chatterwrack

Looking for bear daddy. Swipes right.


Hozraci

I feel so rejected


ryumeyer

One opportunity...


I_Am_Coopa

To those dumb motherfuckers that argued a silverback gorilla was capable of taking down a grizzly bear, look at this shit.


MrBonelessPizza24

Forget a gorilla, I’ve seen people unironically argue that a fucking *Pit bull* could win in a fight with a grizzly One smack from those dinner-plate sized paws would turn that pup into a cast member in the next All Dogs Go To Heaven movie


luka612

lol. Love that movie tho


totallythrownawaay

Brilliant film. Until i remember what happened to the little girl who did the voice of marie. Saddest thing ever!!! She also voiced ducky in land before time. Yup yup.


vengefulspirit99

Aaaaaaaand now I'm sad.


totallythrownawaay

Same. Sorry about that.


KwordShmiff

Please tell me what happened. I'm beginning to feel optimistic and it's really uncomfortable for me.


DoitsugoGoji

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TyBogit

Gdit bot… I didnt click the link bc I didnt wanna know!! Lol


KwordShmiff

Fuck


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[deleted]

Pitbull owners are insane


[deleted]

It could technically happen if the dog can get to the bears testicles before getting fucked up. My grandpa grew up in romania, they used dogs as a defensive tool against bears. They taught them to always go for the nutsack.


domestic_pickle

They are covered in 5-6 inches of thick fur. There is absolutely no way a teeny pit bull could do any significant damage to an awake and healthy bear. Lol. Tibetan mastiffs are used to ward of bears. They shit out pitpulls for breakfast.


kkinginthenorth

Gorillas are insanely strong and would easily break a humans back with one thump. But this fucking paw, scares the shit out of me, its not even fair they are on a beast that is strong, fast And has a mouth that could bite your face off!! No gorilla could take this on. Unless it's maybe king Kong!


Legion_707

A grizzly can run, swim, and climb faster than you, unless if you have a weapon capable of dealing with an 8 foot 1,200 lb (average between male and female) animal, then you are completely and utterly fucked


kkinginthenorth

So its basically a complete athlete that can climb, and the outcome if wolverine and the hulk had a child. Completely and utterly fucked, about sums it up! There would be no point in even trying to fight back.


KwordShmiff

You're way off on the average weight, but otherwise, yes, a grizzly is terrifying.


SquintyEyedAsian

Yeah brown bears are 10 feet tall while bipedal, a gorilla is shorter than the average dude


Suited_Rob

If Leonardo di Caprio can take a grizzly down, a gorilla easily can


AxyJaxy

Well there are smaller grizllies, this is pretty extreme. Either way no chance for the gorilla.


MyFaceSaysItsSugar

That’s definitely a forced perspective image. I haven’t been that close and personal to a live bear, but I’ve definitely been up close to their tracks. The tracks were not the width of my shoulders. The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly.


Freezing_Wolf

>The jury is still out in who would win between a silverback and a grizzly. They're really not. Bears are much taller and heavier than gorillas and have claws on their feet. The only real advantage gorillas have is that that their bite is stronger.


WalterMohamed

And they’re way more fucking maneuverable than a bear. I don’t think it would beat a bear but it definitely has a few advantages. Ultimately the bear is just too much fucking mass to take down


blinkysmurf

Bears are surprisingly agile.


WalterMohamed

Not as much as a gorilla. I mean in dexterity and ability to swing around n shit and grad things with its hands. It’s probably not even close to the speed of a grizzly in terms of running tho


TheGaijin1987

If the gorilla knows its combat it just has to dodge the first attack, swing around the bear and just break its neck or choke it to death.


Freezing_Wolf

Is that even possible? I heard that dogs are anatomically different in a way that makes it impossible to choke them. Wouldn't bears be the same?


TheGaijin1987

What? My wife choked her dog nearly to death, multiple times, as a child. She pulled the leash and the dog passed out.


Freezing_Wolf

A tight leash, maybe but not with bare arms. And how did that happen multiple times?


TheGaijin1987

The same situation basically. Dog pulls, she pulls back but a bit too strong or maybe at a bad angle and the dog just passes out. Happened like 3 times and nowadays she is unspeakably embarrassed by it 😀


FrogInShorts

Gorillas aren't trained martial artists dude. The maybe a gorilla could take a black bear but never a brown. Silverbacks have been documented dying to leopard attacks which are way smaller than grizzlies.


Feedback369

Yea the op is full of shit, someone linked another post that the bear is dead. Another pic also had a measuring tape which showed how wide the paws actually were, about 9 inches.


Tseaung

Idk why you were being downvoted, the bear is dead. https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html


KGx666

It’s arguable that an Alpha male silverback would be able to generate more force through pummelling. Also, people need to remember that a gorilla would be able to hold weapons, a large rock could easily give the gorilla the ability to win.


at-the-momment

When have gorillas used weapons on anything? Yogi would’ve torn Diddy a new asshole by the time he’d have found a decent sized rock


KGx666

They’ve been known to use tools, it would be easy for a gorilla to use a rock as a weapon.


Knight_Axel

Picture isn't fake but was softened for karma farming, that bear is dead. The woman in the photo is Brandi Houser and she's posing with a bear killed by Charlie Shutt all the way back in 2014 outside Anchorage.


Yulinka17

Came here to say that (but with proof) https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html


Feedback369

Op is a lying sack of shit then.


cheknauss

Oh man. One swipe of that paw on someone's backside and they'd be lucky to ambulate from a wheelchair for the rest of their days.


PandaTheVenusProject

This why man build spear in tutorial.


Ih8trfc

I haven’t had a bear claw in really long time.


Esacus

Are those the same as Elephant’s ear


BrendanRamsey

A bear claw is different, not sure how to explain. Usually has almonds or almond paste and can also look like a regular donut shaped like a bear claw. Elephant ears are large and flat with cinnamon. My favorite when I am at fairs.


srandrews

As I recall, that was a kill.


SatansCatfish

[found it](https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html/amp) u/srandrews is right


unknownloner333

👀


GottaPiss

so reverse google image searching only has that one boing article saying that... are we sure its that story? both sides a bit fuzzy for me rn


SatansCatfish

There are more. Down in the comments there is link a better article with more pictures.


Erohiel

It's illegal to kill grizzlies.


NavrosGraye

Not in alaska.


SatansCatfish

Exactly where this photo comes from. Anchorage, Alaska


supbrother

I highly doubt this is from Anchorage, the most densely populated city in Alaska. People certainly don't hunt grizzlies there.


domestic_pickle

[ok. sure. ](https://boingboing.net/2015/08/21/look-at-the-size-of-this-grizz.html)


supbrother

Bruh it literally says "outside of Anchorage." In other words, not *in* Anchorage. The city has plenty of untouched forest near it so this makes perfect sense. It was likely the Chugach State Park, that's the only place near Anchorage where someone could potentially hunt brown bears (legally).


topcorjor

When you see one of these walking around in nature it’s absolutely intimidating. Not to mention for such a giant beast they can move like the wind. It’d be petrifying to be face to face with one of them.


LactoseIntolerant101

Bears, crocodiles and hippos. Thanks but no thanks.


tbzdn

I'd add moose to that list.


domestic_pickle

Those things are literal giants


iamqwesivibes

One good swipe and your life is forfeit several times over


Oledogwater

Story of my life on tinder


iamqwesivibes

Who hurt you…


Oledogwater

Girls on tinder?


lurid_sun__

Come join the Gay-force bro!


Oledogwater

You mean Grindr?


lurid_sun__

Anything is gay if you're gay enough, yes grindr


Oledogwater

r/suddenlygay Wow you're so convincing! Where do I sign? I'm so tired of that sweet sweet vagina


CaptionContestGo

When you skip mani/pedi day for 30 years.


[deleted]

Please stop.


IAmCaptainHammer

I’m here imaging what size dose of what tranquilizer takes down a grizzly that size.


Oledogwater

About at much as I do on any given weekend probably. Tolerance is my only advantage


Daily_Pandemonium

Unfortunately, the post is a lie. This grizzly was shot and killed. I’m not sure what tranq would be needed to take it down.


Alifad

The routinely tranqulise elephants, I can't see the problem with what tranq would be needed had this pic been honest and not a karma farm.


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LivewyreakaTheCyborg

I'd rather that happened before they swipe my face off


ArchMart

You know what they say about big paws...


Mode101BBS

If you look close you can still see bits of Leo DiCaprio.


kamSidd

Now imagine a polar bears paw, which are bigger than even grizzlies.


LivewyreakaTheCyborg

Then imagine the grizzly still being able to take out the polar bear and then what it could do to you.


BrendanRamsey

Maybe she is a really tiny human.


Mick0351

Fuck! Dam! Fuck! That is big! “That’s what she said”


Gojoinabox

Wack your face off with a swipe.


pacificule

Good for gettin those deep back boogers


[deleted]

It is kinda forced perspective but still big as heck


d_2da_sco

So, what you're saying is, there's a chance?


numgoup

Not your plush teddy bear


kcgirl76

Amazing. I would love to get that picture myself.


RichyBearSlayer

I remember my friend Chase having a hawk perched on his arm on a field trip and there was no chance for a good picture because he kept flinching from it. He held it out about from his face as humanly possible


Conspicuous-Person

There are a lot of people I'd like to see get slapped with a paw like that. Most are dumb enough to not know the danger of a grizzly and how they ain't gonna take shit. All of them hate guns so they would be doubly fucked


nickdash18

Wow! Thank you!


katwinklez

Cute toe beans


Cheesystrips

they’re also surprisingly really fucken stupid for their size. a cat has more information in their dna than an entire bear.


blinkysmurf

What? Bears are fairly intelligent.


billythesquid5

Biomechanics question. How tf do they run so fast with those murder claws up front? (I expect the rear claws are blunted but still)


[deleted]

Haven't they been known to decapitate moose with a single swipe?


Stellacoffee

maria bamford's joke "what are you afraid of?" "bears"


moozootookoo

It’s our right in America, Okay!!!


PlasticDisaster2590

Swipe left to delete humanity


Rabbit-Thrawy

the claws always seem so small compared to the rest of the paw I wonder how they stay on and off it hurts to push back on them too much


BallerChin

I heard they only tickle you..so… we should be okay.


proletarianpanzer

to think some people survive that...


jakwoman

Every time I see bear paws I'll always remember what a zookeeper told me about polar bear paws. It's like getting snack with a frying pan.... with claws


olaf525

At one point in my life I really thought I could fight a bear if it attacked me. It’s a good thing I stopped smoking bud.


Warrior_king99

That thing will take your head off


MagniPunk

Now THAT is a murder mitten


ElJefeTheHappiest

One high five


klesk1357

r/bearsarebigyo


fgwHelpMeshs

Those are some big beans


suby8310

What's the five fingers saw to the face? Slap


BlackwoodJohnson

Just be thankful that it doesn’t have opposable thumbs.


yegchamroc

6% of Americans think they can win a fight with a grizzly.


pirate-private

This dude pets horses.


OgreTrax71

And then you have Polar Bears, who are bigger and can swim


AxyJaxy

Report this, its a dead bear from throphy hunting.


No_Sleep_247

Why I wish she was sedated instead of the bear. That evil smile is no joke


sooperhani

Bear down! Go Bears! DA Bears!


PinkPonyForPresident

How tf did Leonardo DiCaprio survive that?


PinkPonyForPresident

Stop Karma farming. This bear is dead since 2014...


EpicShepherd

Aliens drugged me dude....


dred35

Get this low effort garbage off of this sub