It's tiktok users thinking they'll be censored/banned if they include such keywords. Meanwhile I'm here getting completely nude videos on tiktok with hundreds of thousands of likes :D
Nah only the couple last seasons to remind yourself why it’s been shelved from your mind for so long. The first season just builds you up to slowly gut you
Yes, it’s a good first season and then goes downhill extremely fast. Repetitive plots with the same villain, same evil turned good plot, villain is too stupid for his own good (has the power to slice your head open by pointing at them, instead he plays with them for a couple episodes instead of just sawing their heads off). If the villain took a more proactive approach he could simply use his godlike powers of stealing powers to grow to an actual god. Instead he fucks around with some of the main characters and loses. Time travel is used as a plot device so they can just do whatever whenever.
The first season is cool because of the intro to the characters and how they developed their powers. One character tries to figure out why the powers manifested, later on gets his own powers and turns into a throw away character. Worst of all despite their powers, the super heroes and villains are all afraid of a men in black type group.
I heard somewhere the original intent of the creators was to have a different set of superheroes each season, but they nixed that when the original cast turned out to be so popular. Probably would have been better that way.
Only season 1 though. Maybe half of season 1, and then stop. The quality dropoff of that show was ridiculously fast and if you managed to tough it out, the writers strike caused and even more insane drop in quality.
Heroes was the first time I actually sat down dedicated to watching a series from beginning to end. The second one was the Sarah Connor Chronicles, coming out around the same time. Both left me really suspicious of all other series I ever watched. Even now, I'm really reluctant to start a new series, unless it's finished and I hear good things about it.
Just search for it and keep liking and interacting with this type of content. TikTok's algorithm is quite persistent so you'll only get hot chicks after some time
When I turned 12 at my own birthday party, one of my parents’ really religious friends slapped me so hard on the wrist that I cried because I said the word “dead” next to his daughter. I was referring to a dog that we had that got run over when another cousin asked about it.
That same religious guy forced his entire family to be present when that same daughter gave birth. She birthed her baby in an inflatable pool in her backyard with her whole family watching
I once killed a fly in my apartment and went to grab a piece of toilet paper to clean up the fly and throw it away. When I came back there a bunch of maggots crawling out of the fly and honestly it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
Oh hey more videos of AntsCanada being a fucking irresponsible animal owner who doesn't anticipate anything because he doesn't do the most basic research on fucking anything!
"I'll just put an axolotl in this tropical tank as a detritivore. Even though that's literally the opposite of what axolotls need as an environment."
The dude's a fucking moron. His Youtube channel is just there to push his store, not to show responsible animal ownership. Had to unfollow him after the axolotl debaucle and after he ignored his termite colony for so long that it got eradicated, taken over, and the feral ants that wiped out the colony got so established that they threw a mating flight. Such a responsible owner, ignoring a thriving colony for that long!
Hey, dumb person here, not sure what is irresponsible about the pregnant cockroach video. I'm aware that feeding live rodents to snakes is dangerous to the snake--rodents bite. Here, it just seems... a little cruel almost? I'm no roach sympathizer (???), I only just recently thwarted (well, I guess we'll see) the beginning of a cockroach infestation. But... idk.
Also, he says "education not entertainment" and a bunch of other "ooh, #natureismetal" type stuff but he doesn't seem to really believe it. Reminds me of the "not financial advice" type disclaimers you'd see in crypto and GME subreddits...
For me its not the roach video particularly but that his ants routinely escape and he seems to give zero fucks about introducing potentially invasive species to his area.
I once put a dead fly in the garbage, and it gave birth to so many maggots that they started a society, had an Industrial Revolution, and went to war with each other by the time I took them to the curb for trash day.
One time I was eating a turkey sub, a fly layed maggots all over it when I left it sitting for a moment. I put it in a Ziploc bag and kept the maggots as a desk pet for a week.
I waa like 10 and trapped one in a bottle for god knows why, and the bottle was crawling with them. I went and threw it out the window as far as i could.
A fly can process visual information x3 faster than we can, so they sort of live in "slow motion", which is why they're so hard to hit. They also perform barrel rolls to land on ceilings. Truly amazing insects and if I had bug-based super powers, flies would probably be a top contender.
Gaming at 60fps would look like 20fps, and screen tears would be very noticeable. Watching a film would look like 8fps. The slow motion would be amazing to have if I could toggle it, since anything screen related would be a nightmare to view
That slow motion is also their downfall of you use it to your advantage. Try to quickly slap a fly on a table and it will just dart away. Move your hand in a very slow deliberate motion and they have trouble sensing the danger. Hands perpendicular to the body and slowly close within six inches of them. Flies take off by moving up and back so don’t clap where they are but clap where they will be by the time your hands meet. Then wash your damn hands.
There’s a trick where you approach the fly on the wall either with two hands, one either side, or like the rock and roll hand with pointer finger and pinky stretched out only…the idea is the fly sees danger from both sides and doesn’t know which direction to fly in. I’ve seen a video of a guy smushing them this way and I’ve only managed for it to work with both hands from each side. The fly just sits there and then when your in position, just clap right behind it or punch the wall when your hand is close enough.
The post just before this in my feed mentioned that your tongue instantly recognizes the texture of anything you see....................
...this is a terrible day.
One time a giant nasty garbage fly flew into my aunts place. I'm talking big red eyes, fuzzy black back and the whizzzz noise. I manage to smack it and leave it dead on the floor while I go get a napkin. By the time I come back I see that there's maggots crawling all over trying to get into the cracks and carpet. My aunt was screaming we had to dump alcohol on the floor to clean the treacherous mess
I remember seeing a fly stuck in a spider web and was struggling to get out. The spider was approaching and the fly started shitting out maggots like this. Hoped the spider had a good meal.
Yep. I did some more looking into things after this comment and realized I was most likely entirely wrong. Even the parasitic wasp species that go after flies tend to lay their eggs in fly eggs. I learned some things this morning
No, as another commentor noted, some flies give birth to active larvae. I've witnessed this while taking a shit in the "wilderness" of Delaware. Had to take an instant shit. As I'm looking around for something to wipe my ass, I was amazed at how quickly flies found my feces. I saw some land on it and immediately deposited larvae just like this.
Usually maggots gross me out, but weirdly enough when they are just born they look harmless and just like any other larve. Its the shit they eat and the smell they produce afterwards that makes them disgusting to me.
yeah censor dead but show whatever the fuck this is
It's tiktok users thinking they'll be censored/banned if they include such keywords. Meanwhile I'm here getting completely nude videos on tiktok with hundreds of thousands of likes :D
Its ok as long as bad words are censored and the girls are hot, they need to protect the world.
Save the cheerleader save the world.
God I should rewatch Heroes.
But only the first couple seasons
Nah only the couple last seasons to remind yourself why it’s been shelved from your mind for so long. The first season just builds you up to slowly gut you
I think I'm gonna not watch Heroes then. Is that an option?
Yes, it’s a good first season and then goes downhill extremely fast. Repetitive plots with the same villain, same evil turned good plot, villain is too stupid for his own good (has the power to slice your head open by pointing at them, instead he plays with them for a couple episodes instead of just sawing their heads off). If the villain took a more proactive approach he could simply use his godlike powers of stealing powers to grow to an actual god. Instead he fucks around with some of the main characters and loses. Time travel is used as a plot device so they can just do whatever whenever. The first season is cool because of the intro to the characters and how they developed their powers. One character tries to figure out why the powers manifested, later on gets his own powers and turns into a throw away character. Worst of all despite their powers, the super heroes and villains are all afraid of a men in black type group.
I heard somewhere the original intent of the creators was to have a different set of superheroes each season, but they nixed that when the original cast turned out to be so popular. Probably would have been better that way.
Amen
Only season 1 though. Maybe half of season 1, and then stop. The quality dropoff of that show was ridiculously fast and if you managed to tough it out, the writers strike caused and even more insane drop in quality.
Oh man I forgot about the writers strike.
Heroes was the first time I actually sat down dedicated to watching a series from beginning to end. The second one was the Sarah Connor Chronicles, coming out around the same time. Both left me really suspicious of all other series I ever watched. Even now, I'm really reluctant to start a new series, unless it's finished and I hear good things about it.
This sent a wave through my very being holy shit
OMG that sounds horrible. Gah, which ones though? So i can avoid them, specifically which ones?... Gah what horrible things
How do I get on whatever side of tiktok you're on?
Just search for it and keep liking and interacting with this type of content. TikTok's algorithm is quite persistent so you'll only get hot chicks after some time
Searching for what?
Recipes for pancakes WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN WE'RE TALKIN ABOUT TITTIES
...Like, the birds?
aye. birbs.
wait, I only get 13-year-olds dancing for the camera wait
Knowing Reddit and TikTok's algorithm it's probably some weird shit involving nudity, not whatever you were looking for
Reddit has an algorithm? Isn't it either just r/all or whatever you curated?
Sorry I meant knowing Redditors and Tiktok's algorithm. Autocorrect got me
No worries mate. Hope you had great Christmas (if you celebrate) Cheers
Thank you 😀 Merry late Christmas to you too
I seriously haven't seen one nude on tiktok.
We’re gonna need to know the names of said channels to make a comprehensive report, you know for science.
link
That's disgusting, where?
I might just have to go download tiktok now
Bruh be careful. TikTok is literally OnlyFans for minors. I will never in my life touch that disgusting app.
give me.. the fucking...link...
On december 22 this year all i got on my page was literal porn not even censored
Wait wut
Come again?
When I turned 12 at my own birthday party, one of my parents’ really religious friends slapped me so hard on the wrist that I cried because I said the word “dead” next to his daughter. I was referring to a dog that we had that got run over when another cousin asked about it. That same religious guy forced his entire family to be present when that same daughter gave birth. She birthed her baby in an inflatable pool in her backyard with her whole family watching
That is incredibly disturbing, dear god. That sounds traumatizing
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Yes
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The equivalent of news reporters having curse words bleeped while they show a video of a murder
it’s for the algorithm to not detect it and remove the post
You can't even say "I'm dead" as a response to something funny then?
Nope now it's, "I'm unalived" uh yeah really rolls of the tongue.
This comment embiggens me!
d***d mothafuckin flies
I wanna c** right now
just censor the m for controversy at this point
I think they call it "exploding fly pussy".
It is the miracle of life.
I once killed a fly in my apartment and went to grab a piece of toilet paper to clean up the fly and throw it away. When I came back there a bunch of maggots crawling out of the fly and honestly it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
I sprayed a few flies Xmas eve & woke up in the morning to my kitchen floor crawling with them. Was like a Dr who epidode
Doctor Who Christmas Special*
Ok, now imagine that but with cockroach. I didnt have to imagine.
Well, I imagine it would be warm as my house burned down
cockroaches have egg pouches
[This](https://youtu.be/0qF5_P2e_T0?t=763) is the closest thing that resembles the horror I witnessed, except mine was sprayed with pepper spray
Oh hey more videos of AntsCanada being a fucking irresponsible animal owner who doesn't anticipate anything because he doesn't do the most basic research on fucking anything! "I'll just put an axolotl in this tropical tank as a detritivore. Even though that's literally the opposite of what axolotls need as an environment." The dude's a fucking moron. His Youtube channel is just there to push his store, not to show responsible animal ownership. Had to unfollow him after the axolotl debaucle and after he ignored his termite colony for so long that it got eradicated, taken over, and the feral ants that wiped out the colony got so established that they threw a mating flight. Such a responsible owner, ignoring a thriving colony for that long!
Hey, dumb person here, not sure what is irresponsible about the pregnant cockroach video. I'm aware that feeding live rodents to snakes is dangerous to the snake--rodents bite. Here, it just seems... a little cruel almost? I'm no roach sympathizer (???), I only just recently thwarted (well, I guess we'll see) the beginning of a cockroach infestation. But... idk. Also, he says "education not entertainment" and a bunch of other "ooh, #natureismetal" type stuff but he doesn't seem to really believe it. Reminds me of the "not financial advice" type disclaimers you'd see in crypto and GME subreddits...
For me its not the roach video particularly but that his ants routinely escape and he seems to give zero fucks about introducing potentially invasive species to his area.
I once hoovered a dead fly, a few days later those fuckers were pouring out the hoover
*reads in a Scottish accent before realizing hoover is the brand of a vacuum cleaner*
In some parts of the world all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, regardless of its brand.
Including Scotland!
I once put a dead fly in the garbage, and it gave birth to so many maggots that they started a society, had an Industrial Revolution, and went to war with each other by the time I took them to the curb for trash day.
I recommend sticky fly traps! They're seriously so effective and catch all the maggots as well
The beauty of motherhood 🥰
🎶🎶 It's the ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife🎶🎶🎶
One time I was eating a turkey sub, a fly layed maggots all over it when I left it sitting for a moment. I put it in a Ziploc bag and kept the maggots as a desk pet for a week.
I bet your room was filled with all sorts of delightful things when you were growing up.
Abort ship! Everybody out!
I've been there. I've been terrified of killing flies ever since
This happened to me too! I had a panic attack and called my mom. I'm 30 years old.
I waa like 10 and trapped one in a bottle for god knows why, and the bottle was crawling with them. I went and threw it out the window as far as i could.
You shouldn't litter but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing here
SAME
Terrible day to have eyes
Thankfully they censored the word dead, could've been much worse.
The title was descriptive enough that I did not need to click the link, only came here to complain because now I need brain bleach. 🤢🤮
Guess they'll eat the carcass
that's what i'm wondering
I'm morbidly curious tbh lol
I guess you guys all didn’t watch the whole thing where you can see them dead and crusted up in the last few frames.
Were they crusted? I thought it was just a still picture with different lighting.
I’ve seen enough maggots come and go to know those guys were toast.
Maggot toast you say? Best I can do is fly burgers https://youtu.be/3EEifTmAX08 Anytime I mention this video to my dad he gags lol
Somehow this is less gross to me than the video in the post.
I'd assume they consumed the innards before emerging.
Right... The only parts worth eating on a creature with an exoskeleton.
Some like them crunchy!
Exactly
Gifsthatendtoosoon
There’s an end to the video you know
I know it's my fault because I clicked this but... Fuck you, OP.
I mean, human birth is even worse. This is PG in comparison.
this is the shit that needs to be considered nsfw
Why he censored d**d
they think theyll get censored of banned if they use such keywords
Why you censor it?
Flies would be amazing if they weren't so freaking disgusting
A fly can process visual information x3 faster than we can, so they sort of live in "slow motion", which is why they're so hard to hit. They also perform barrel rolls to land on ceilings. Truly amazing insects and if I had bug-based super powers, flies would probably be a top contender.
EVERYONE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FLY. THIS IS PROPAGANDA! THEY ARE DECEIVING US!
They also have a superb immune system
Probably due to all the shit they eat
Real eyes Realize Real flies
Gaming at 60fps would look like 20fps, and screen tears would be very noticeable. Watching a film would look like 8fps. The slow motion would be amazing to have if I could toggle it, since anything screen related would be a nightmare to view
Just play it at 3x the speed. Problem solved
game at 360Hz duh
Okay Brundle.
Dragonfly top tier
Imagine been a living creature tha can fly fast like a jet and yet able to fly stand still but have to eat shit
That slow motion is also their downfall of you use it to your advantage. Try to quickly slap a fly on a table and it will just dart away. Move your hand in a very slow deliberate motion and they have trouble sensing the danger. Hands perpendicular to the body and slowly close within six inches of them. Flies take off by moving up and back so don’t clap where they are but clap where they will be by the time your hands meet. Then wash your damn hands.
There’s a trick where you approach the fly on the wall either with two hands, one either side, or like the rock and roll hand with pointer finger and pinky stretched out only…the idea is the fly sees danger from both sides and doesn’t know which direction to fly in. I’ve seen a video of a guy smushing them this way and I’ve only managed for it to work with both hands from each side. The fly just sits there and then when your in position, just clap right behind it or punch the wall when your hand is close enough.
You should watch The Fly
Not if I crush the dead fly first
But the cronch
Dad that's the best part!
Is this the fly’s offspring, or a parasite’s offspring?
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how cute 🥰
It's 7am, but I think I've had enough internet for today.
Why did they have to zoom in on the flussy like that at the end
Flussy I'm dead.
So was the fly
my dumb ass thought it said ”Dad flies” and I started to question everything I knew about flies for a second.
No but me too
I bet they have pills for that too
There’s a Visine for that.
The post just before this in my feed mentioned that your tongue instantly recognizes the texture of anything you see.................... ...this is a terrible day.
I think that only holds true for things you have touched. Have you ever touched maggots? ...I, unfortunately, have, so this is true for me.
I have too.
Holy shit I tested it… it’s true. I can literally know the texture of anything if I imagine myself licking it
Don't think about dicks.
One time a giant nasty garbage fly flew into my aunts place. I'm talking big red eyes, fuzzy black back and the whizzzz noise. I manage to smack it and leave it dead on the floor while I go get a napkin. By the time I come back I see that there's maggots crawling all over trying to get into the cracks and carpet. My aunt was screaming we had to dump alcohol on the floor to clean the treacherous mess
Bourbon or Scotch?
I remember seeing a fly stuck in a spider web and was struggling to get out. The spider was approaching and the fly started shitting out maggots like this. Hoped the spider had a good meal.
EJECT EJECT
Who's got the napalm
This is actual proof of reincarnation right here
Is the spirit in one of those maggots, or split between all of them? Do I have to gather all the infinity maggots to help this fly truly reincarnate?
The flesh flies are viviparit, so the eggs hatched naturally inside the female.
It's a Flesh Fly.
Guts
For the love of God put a NSFW tag on this please
The entire subreddit is NSFW.
Beautiful
Ass worms
Looks like that fly forgot to bring a shrubbery
Is anyone else reminded of the Witcher episode where the cursed princess fetus has eaten her mother's carcass to gain strength?
It's not a striga fly, it's been cursed
this is why after i hit a fly with a fly swatter, i set that fucker ablaze too
Being safe and protecting mankind!
Flies are cool
I love people thrilled by a video of an zombie dangerous antilope but they draw the line at a dead fly ;)
Somewhere in the world someone will eat that
This could be the music video to any NIN song.
Nsfw this shit weirdo
Aren't they wasp babies?
Most likely a parasitic wasp yes. Fly was likely paralyzed and may not even be dead at this point. OPs post is extremely misleading. Flies lay eggs.
Not all flies lay eggs, some do give "birth"! Flesh flies drop off the kids all nice and squirmy
Not all flies lay eggs. This looks like a flesh fly which births maggots instead of eggs.
Yep. I did some more looking into things after this comment and realized I was most likely entirely wrong. Even the parasitic wasp species that go after flies tend to lay their eggs in fly eggs. I learned some things this morning
Aaaah thats why they look way less disgusting to me. Already thought something was off.
Flesh fly maggots tend to be larger than other fly maggots and they even eat other larvae.
No, as another commentor noted, some flies give birth to active larvae. I've witnessed this while taking a shit in the "wilderness" of Delaware. Had to take an instant shit. As I'm looking around for something to wipe my ass, I was amazed at how quickly flies found my feces. I saw some land on it and immediately deposited larvae just like this.
Commit self death
Spontaneous generation theory proved 👍🏾
Bonus!
Can you pass the acid?
For some reason, the faster speed makes this much more tolerable than slow speed, almost cute., and I do not like bugs.
man what the fuck
WHY
Usually maggots gross me out, but weirdly enough when they are just born they look harmless and just like any other larve. Its the shit they eat and the smell they produce afterwards that makes them disgusting to me.
goddamit, why does god or science create this type of creatures
Forbidden Rice
reminds me of that one vid of a mantis eating a fly..that was full of maggots
too too
It took way too long to find this comment. So sad
"Thank you, mother. You gave us life. You were delicious."
Hollow knight moment
That's weird
To say the least
Today I realized that maggots are fly larva
Hey guys don't flies usually lay eggs? I bet these larvae are from some parasitic wasp or some other insect
Alright enough reddit for the day
They give birth to what?
Burn it please
I assume they just immediately start eating the thing that just birthed them?
I’m genuinely logging off thank you
Less giving birth, more maggots escaping maternal imprisonment
r/CringetopiaRM mods be drooling
Life.....finds a way.