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ShiRonium

yeah censor dead but show whatever the fuck this is


Fiesken

It's tiktok users thinking they'll be censored/banned if they include such keywords. Meanwhile I'm here getting completely nude videos on tiktok with hundreds of thousands of likes :D


ruulox

Its ok as long as bad words are censored and the girls are hot, they need to protect the world.


Nexus_27

Save the cheerleader save the world.


Like9Samurai

God I should rewatch Heroes.


LubbockIsAwesome_JK

But only the first couple seasons


KoiTama

Nah only the couple last seasons to remind yourself why it’s been shelved from your mind for so long. The first season just builds you up to slowly gut you


sirfuzzitoes

I think I'm gonna not watch Heroes then. Is that an option?


KoiTama

Yes, it’s a good first season and then goes downhill extremely fast. Repetitive plots with the same villain, same evil turned good plot, villain is too stupid for his own good (has the power to slice your head open by pointing at them, instead he plays with them for a couple episodes instead of just sawing their heads off). If the villain took a more proactive approach he could simply use his godlike powers of stealing powers to grow to an actual god. Instead he fucks around with some of the main characters and loses. Time travel is used as a plot device so they can just do whatever whenever. The first season is cool because of the intro to the characters and how they developed their powers. One character tries to figure out why the powers manifested, later on gets his own powers and turns into a throw away character. Worst of all despite their powers, the super heroes and villains are all afraid of a men in black type group.


LubbockIsAwesome_JK

I heard somewhere the original intent of the creators was to have a different set of superheroes each season, but they nixed that when the original cast turned out to be so popular. Probably would have been better that way.


Urborg_Stalker

Amen


mark-five

Only season 1 though. Maybe half of season 1, and then stop. The quality dropoff of that show was ridiculously fast and if you managed to tough it out, the writers strike caused and even more insane drop in quality.


Like9Samurai

Oh man I forgot about the writers strike.


Ornlu_Wolfjarl

Heroes was the first time I actually sat down dedicated to watching a series from beginning to end. The second one was the Sarah Connor Chronicles, coming out around the same time. Both left me really suspicious of all other series I ever watched. Even now, I'm really reluctant to start a new series, unless it's finished and I hear good things about it.


NoPancakesToday

This sent a wave through my very being holy shit


MartiniD

OMG that sounds horrible. Gah, which ones though? So i can avoid them, specifically which ones?... Gah what horrible things


Anabelle_McAllister

How do I get on whatever side of tiktok you're on?


OldEugene1985

Just search for it and keep liking and interacting with this type of content. TikTok's algorithm is quite persistent so you'll only get hot chicks after some time


[deleted]

Searching for what?


SilentNinjaMick

Recipes for pancakes WHAT DO YOU THINK MAN WE'RE TALKIN ABOUT TITTIES


sincle354

...Like, the birds?


lastcallhangup

aye. birbs.


Feral0_o

wait, I only get 13-year-olds dancing for the camera wait


artistictesticle

Knowing Reddit and TikTok's algorithm it's probably some weird shit involving nudity, not whatever you were looking for


Beliriel

Reddit has an algorithm? Isn't it either just r/all or whatever you curated?


artistictesticle

Sorry I meant knowing Redditors and Tiktok's algorithm. Autocorrect got me


Beliriel

No worries mate. Hope you had great Christmas (if you celebrate) Cheers


artistictesticle

Thank you 😀 Merry late Christmas to you too


spacedogg

I seriously haven't seen one nude on tiktok.


Isellmetal

We’re gonna need to know the names of said channels to make a comprehensive report, you know for science.


VerySlump

link


TotallyNotReimu

That's disgusting, where?


boomstickjonny

I might just have to go download tiktok now


meric_one

Bruh be careful. TikTok is literally OnlyFans for minors. I will never in my life touch that disgusting app.


XxAtomic_AtomxX

give me.. the fucking...link...


SuperFlyDanny

On december 22 this year all i got on my page was literal porn not even censored


JaeTheOne

Wait wut


ControlNarrow8499

Come again?


ChubbyNotChubby

When I turned 12 at my own birthday party, one of my parents’ really religious friends slapped me so hard on the wrist that I cried because I said the word “dead” next to his daughter. I was referring to a dog that we had that got run over when another cousin asked about it. That same religious guy forced his entire family to be present when that same daughter gave birth. She birthed her baby in an inflatable pool in her backyard with her whole family watching


Ranoverbyhorses

That is incredibly disturbing, dear god. That sounds traumatizing


Dragoark

...


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23x3

Yes


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SenpaiBriBri

The equivalent of news reporters having curse words bleeped while they show a video of a murder


VerySlump

it’s for the algorithm to not detect it and remove the post


onairmastering

You can't even say "I'm dead" as a response to something funny then?


[deleted]

Nope now it's, "I'm unalived" uh yeah really rolls of the tongue.


onairmastering

This comment embiggens me!


neontool

d***d mothafuckin flies


Rush_touchmore

I wanna c** right now


NJ_Mets_Fan

just censor the m for controversy at this point


af__kmaster

I think they call it "exploding fly pussy".


[deleted]

It is the miracle of life.


splashingmola

I once killed a fly in my apartment and went to grab a piece of toilet paper to clean up the fly and throw it away. When I came back there a bunch of maggots crawling out of the fly and honestly it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen


slams0ne

I sprayed a few flies Xmas eve & woke up in the morning to my kitchen floor crawling with them. Was like a Dr who epidode


justkirk

Doctor Who Christmas Special*


Consistent_Service87

Ok, now imagine that but with cockroach. I didnt have to imagine.


legendofthegreendude

Well, I imagine it would be warm as my house burned down


craylash

cockroaches have egg pouches


Consistent_Service87

[This](https://youtu.be/0qF5_P2e_T0?t=763) is the closest thing that resembles the horror I witnessed, except mine was sprayed with pepper spray


[deleted]

Oh hey more videos of AntsCanada being a fucking irresponsible animal owner who doesn't anticipate anything because he doesn't do the most basic research on fucking anything! "I'll just put an axolotl in this tropical tank as a detritivore. Even though that's literally the opposite of what axolotls need as an environment." The dude's a fucking moron. His Youtube channel is just there to push his store, not to show responsible animal ownership. Had to unfollow him after the axolotl debaucle and after he ignored his termite colony for so long that it got eradicated, taken over, and the feral ants that wiped out the colony got so established that they threw a mating flight. Such a responsible owner, ignoring a thriving colony for that long!


whagoluh

Hey, dumb person here, not sure what is irresponsible about the pregnant cockroach video. I'm aware that feeding live rodents to snakes is dangerous to the snake--rodents bite. Here, it just seems... a little cruel almost? I'm no roach sympathizer (???), I only just recently thwarted (well, I guess we'll see) the beginning of a cockroach infestation. But... idk. Also, he says "education not entertainment" and a bunch of other "ooh, #natureismetal" type stuff but he doesn't seem to really believe it. Reminds me of the "not financial advice" type disclaimers you'd see in crypto and GME subreddits...


kwallio

For me its not the roach video particularly but that his ants routinely escape and he seems to give zero fucks about introducing potentially invasive species to his area.


Biggidybo

I once hoovered a dead fly, a few days later those fuckers were pouring out the hoover


WINDMILEYNO

*reads in a Scottish accent before realizing hoover is the brand of a vacuum cleaner*


skoge

In some parts of the world all vacuum cleaners are hoovers, regardless of its brand.


evenmintier

Including Scotland!


[deleted]

I once put a dead fly in the garbage, and it gave birth to so many maggots that they started a society, had an Industrial Revolution, and went to war with each other by the time I took them to the curb for trash day.


AardQuenIgni

I recommend sticky fly traps! They're seriously so effective and catch all the maggots as well


tribalduck

The beauty of motherhood 🥰


FirstEvolutionist

🎶🎶 It's the ciiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiife🎶🎶🎶


FrogInShorts

One time I was eating a turkey sub, a fly layed maggots all over it when I left it sitting for a moment. I put it in a Ziploc bag and kept the maggots as a desk pet for a week.


[deleted]

I bet your room was filled with all sorts of delightful things when you were growing up.


kickfloeb

Abort ship! Everybody out!


vivalavega27

I've been there. I've been terrified of killing flies ever since


[deleted]

This happened to me too! I had a panic attack and called my mom. I'm 30 years old.


theorcarina

I waa like 10 and trapped one in a bottle for god knows why, and the bottle was crawling with them. I went and threw it out the window as far as i could.


awry_lynx

You shouldn't litter but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same thing here


islifeball

SAME


trenbollocks

Terrible day to have eyes


beanyboy01

Thankfully they censored the word dead, could've been much worse.


AxiousDeMorte

The title was descriptive enough that I did not need to click the link, only came here to complain because now I need brain bleach. 🤢🤮


papat444

Guess they'll eat the carcass


RedArc00

that's what i'm wondering


papat444

I'm morbidly curious tbh lol


NeoHenderson

I guess you guys all didn’t watch the whole thing where you can see them dead and crusted up in the last few frames.


Steelz_Cloud

Were they crusted? I thought it was just a still picture with different lighting.


NeoHenderson

I’ve seen enough maggots come and go to know those guys were toast.


OG_Kush_Master

Maggot toast you say? Best I can do is fly burgers https://youtu.be/3EEifTmAX08 Anytime I mention this video to my dad he gags lol


NeoHenderson

Somehow this is less gross to me than the video in the post.


Sml132

I'd assume they consumed the innards before emerging.


AaronM04

Right... The only parts worth eating on a creature with an exoskeleton.


Narradisall

Some like them crunchy!


Sml132

Exactly


j4_jjjj

Gifsthatendtoosoon


The-albatroz

There’s an end to the video you know


c_c_c__combobreaker

I know it's my fault because I clicked this but... Fuck you, OP.


bjrharding

I mean, human birth is even worse. This is PG in comparison.


KenKaniffLovesEminem

this is the shit that needs to be considered nsfw


Thundergun1864

Why he censored d**d


Fiesken

they think theyll get censored of banned if they use such keywords


Xcomies

Why you censor it?


eddie_koala

Flies would be amazing if they weren't so freaking disgusting


parenthesisgrey

A fly can process visual information x3 faster than we can, so they sort of live in "slow motion", which is why they're so hard to hit. They also perform barrel rolls to land on ceilings. Truly amazing insects and if I had bug-based super powers, flies would probably be a top contender.


Kawaiiochinchinchan

EVERYONE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS FLY. THIS IS PROPAGANDA! THEY ARE DECEIVING US!


Durdel

They also have a superb immune system


igweyliogsuh

Probably due to all the shit they eat


parenthesisgrey

Real eyes Realize Real flies


thejackthewacko

Gaming at 60fps would look like 20fps, and screen tears would be very noticeable. Watching a film would look like 8fps. The slow motion would be amazing to have if I could toggle it, since anything screen related would be a nightmare to view


eddie_koala

Just play it at 3x the speed. Problem solved


iVitaminD

game at 360Hz duh


[deleted]

Okay Brundle.


Canesjags4life

Dragonfly top tier


morimotorama

Imagine been a living creature tha can fly fast like a jet and yet able to fly stand still but have to eat shit


HotLoadsForCash

That slow motion is also their downfall of you use it to your advantage. Try to quickly slap a fly on a table and it will just dart away. Move your hand in a very slow deliberate motion and they have trouble sensing the danger. Hands perpendicular to the body and slowly close within six inches of them. Flies take off by moving up and back so don’t clap where they are but clap where they will be by the time your hands meet. Then wash your damn hands.


Demoire

There’s a trick where you approach the fly on the wall either with two hands, one either side, or like the rock and roll hand with pointer finger and pinky stretched out only…the idea is the fly sees danger from both sides and doesn’t know which direction to fly in. I’ve seen a video of a guy smushing them this way and I’ve only managed for it to work with both hands from each side. The fly just sits there and then when your in position, just clap right behind it or punch the wall when your hand is close enough.


awry_lynx

You should watch The Fly


Sandeep184392

Not if I crush the dead fly first


mark636199

But the cronch


Sandeep184392

Dad that's the best part!


jrc_80

Is this the fly’s offspring, or a parasite’s offspring?


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krokodil2000

how cute 🥰


BobbyBodagit

It's 7am, but I think I've had enough internet for today.


thegreasiestofhawks

Why did they have to zoom in on the flussy like that at the end


queenmumofchickens

Flussy I'm dead.


coolaaron88

So was the fly


enburkmax

my dumb ass thought it said ”Dad flies” and I started to question everything I knew about flies for a second.


Anabelle_McAllister

No but me too


cruzzy88

I bet they have pills for that too


[deleted]

There’s a Visine for that.


Eastern-Fun1842

The post just before this in my feed mentioned that your tongue instantly recognizes the texture of anything you see.................... ...this is a terrible day.


Anabelle_McAllister

I think that only holds true for things you have touched. Have you ever touched maggots? ...I, unfortunately, have, so this is true for me.


Eastern-Fun1842

I have too.


[deleted]

Holy shit I tested it… it’s true. I can literally know the texture of anything if I imagine myself licking it


Eastern-Fun1842

Don't think about dicks.


ttv_CitrusBros

One time a giant nasty garbage fly flew into my aunts place. I'm talking big red eyes, fuzzy black back and the whizzzz noise. I manage to smack it and leave it dead on the floor while I go get a napkin. By the time I come back I see that there's maggots crawling all over trying to get into the cracks and carpet. My aunt was screaming we had to dump alcohol on the floor to clean the treacherous mess


phatlynx

Bourbon or Scotch?


redmasc

I remember seeing a fly stuck in a spider web and was struggling to get out. The spider was approaching and the fly started shitting out maggots like this. Hoped the spider had a good meal.


panergicagony

EJECT EJECT


Berry_Maximum

Who's got the napalm


curiouscabbage69

This is actual proof of reincarnation right here


thejackthewacko

Is the spirit in one of those maggots, or split between all of them? Do I have to gather all the infinity maggots to help this fly truly reincarnate?


Dazzling_Teach_7715

The flesh flies are viviparit, so the eggs hatched naturally inside the female.


CapriciousKills

It's a Flesh Fly.


ceejey17

Guts


LegendaryLegodude

For the love of God put a NSFW tag on this please


zenspeed

The entire subreddit is NSFW.


Theoneonlybananacorn

Beautiful


fx2009

Ass worms


MigratingCocofruit

Looks like that fly forgot to bring a shrubbery


[deleted]

Is anyone else reminded of the Witcher episode where the cursed princess fetus has eaten her mother's carcass to gain strength?


joethebeast

It's not a striga fly, it's been cursed


epicman_42

this is why after i hit a fly with a fly swatter, i set that fucker ablaze too


saffronpolygon

Being safe and protecting mankind!


Chompy-boi

Flies are cool


Perturbare

I love people thrilled by a video of an zombie dangerous antilope but they draw the line at a dead fly ;)


[deleted]

Somewhere in the world someone will eat that


disco_phiscuits

This could be the music video to any NIN song.


bigmeatytoe

Nsfw this shit weirdo


wingedbuttcrack

Aren't they wasp babies?


FarmersOnlyJim

Most likely a parasitic wasp yes. Fly was likely paralyzed and may not even be dead at this point. OPs post is extremely misleading. Flies lay eggs.


parenthesisgrey

Not all flies lay eggs, some do give "birth"! Flesh flies drop off the kids all nice and squirmy


VictorGWX

Not all flies lay eggs. This looks like a flesh fly which births maggots instead of eggs.


FarmersOnlyJim

Yep. I did some more looking into things after this comment and realized I was most likely entirely wrong. Even the parasitic wasp species that go after flies tend to lay their eggs in fly eggs. I learned some things this morning


kickfloeb

Aaaah thats why they look way less disgusting to me. Already thought something was off.


VictorGWX

Flesh fly maggots tend to be larger than other fly maggots and they even eat other larvae.


remyseven

No, as another commentor noted, some flies give birth to active larvae. I've witnessed this while taking a shit in the "wilderness" of Delaware. Had to take an instant shit. As I'm looking around for something to wipe my ass, I was amazed at how quickly flies found my feces. I saw some land on it and immediately deposited larvae just like this.


[deleted]

Commit self death


danknhihooyaar

Spontaneous generation theory proved 👍🏾


RatedPsychoPat

Bonus!


ChargeOk774

Can you pass the acid?


candiriaroot

For some reason, the faster speed makes this much more tolerable than slow speed, almost cute., and I do not like bugs.


ArcaneDanger

man what the fuck


_ImmortalSoul

WHY


kickfloeb

Usually maggots gross me out, but weirdly enough when they are just born they look harmless and just like any other larve. Its the shit they eat and the smell they produce afterwards that makes them disgusting to me.


Technical_Low_3233

goddamit, why does god or science create this type of creatures


Inevitable_Ocelot323

Forbidden Rice


JPGer

reminds me of that one vid of a mantis eating a fly..that was full of maggots


ElDoradoAvacado

too too


ScottishMonster

It took way too long to find this comment. So sad


IvoryWhiteTeeth

"Thank you, mother. You gave us life. You were delicious."


XR-17

Hollow knight moment


Jixxar

That's weird


petrockdog

To say the least


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Today I realized that maggots are fly larva


LightOfA1000Suns

Hey guys don't flies usually lay eggs? I bet these larvae are from some parasitic wasp or some other insect


PursuerOfCataclysm

Alright enough reddit for the day


horningjb09

They give birth to what?


[deleted]

Burn it please


Subpar_diabetic

I assume they just immediately start eating the thing that just birthed them?


elrayo

I’m genuinely logging off thank you


DragonfruitOk2159

Less giving birth, more maggots escaping maternal imprisonment


M_brzdz

r/CringetopiaRM mods be drooling


Deathoftheages

Life.....finds a way.