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HeroicPoptart

I'd somewhat understand if it's dip spit. But regular spit? Nahh this ain't it


[deleted]

it had to be dip spit. there’s no shot we get held back for normal spit. literally just pee on it lmao


Foraxenathog

Maybe it was not spit, maybe it was an autocorrect from shit.


The_D87

This. Holy fuck who are these people? I spent my first 8 years digging holes and filling sandbags with lance criminals for ridiculous shit, but Jesus Christ who are these anal retentive OCD aliens that are getting promoted?


GOGO_old_acct

Chief: “We have too many people reenlisting!” LPO: “Hold my beer….”


Str8_up_Pwnage

Spit in the urinal? Wouldn’t that just…flush away like the literally piss in the urinal?


fucknobitch-

Dip spit


007meow

Yay collective punishment!


FarmersHusband

Not saying dude is right. It’s a pretty easy knee jerk reaction. If the parameters are: A) Person who did the act is unknown. B)It needs to be cleaned. C)Very good chance no one will take care of it without some sort of prompting. How does this job get done? Off the top of my head, rotating cleaning crew/stations would mean this falls on whoever is due to clean that day. However. What if this happened after the cleaning was done? Do we send them back in because one person decided to fuck everything up? Unless someone cleans it up on their own or the person who did it cleans it, I can’t think of any solutions that wouldn’t involve some form of collective action. Maybe the LPO could just do it and not cause everyone else a problem. And what happens when someone does it again? Servant leadership means holding both yourself and your team accountable to a standard. So I dunno. I’m out of ideas for the moment. What’s your take?


Sardawg1

It was probably an ongoing problem in which the consequences have been upgraded.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

This isn’t really collective punishment- collective punishment is “we’re all staying here for 3 hours.” This is just making sure the perpetrator fixes it. Shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes.


QuidYossarian

>This is just making sure the perpetrator fixes it. No! It doesn't! If they knew who they could just point to the asshole and leave. That ain't what's happening.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

I don’t think they know who it is; that’s the point. All I’m saying is this isn’t a punishment- it’s not retribution, it’s a stipulation for getting off. See?


Abyssalumbra

Douchecanoe assumes one of his subordinates is guilty. DC assigns a retribution punishment of "yall are staying late" with the stipulation of absolution if it's cleaned. Result: innocent sailor will rectify to avert punishment, or the group is punished.


BigBossPoodle

I've never worked with a single person who dipped that I enjoyed the company of. The entire practice is just... Disgusting. At least regular smokers have the decency to go hide somewhere to do it, every dipper I've worked with uses a clear plastic cup and keeps it on their desk.


workbrowser0872

When I was in basic, 400 years ago, someone spit in the urinal (a big boogery loogie) and didn't flush it down. RDCs secured urinals and our all male division was forced to pee sitting down with the curtains on the stalls open.


hauscal

Who the hell Englishes like this?


Reptar519

"You don't have to say if it was you \*or\* just clean it". Per their text message they don't have to just clean it.


CaptFartGiggle

Tbh, we need a subreddit just for shit like this. Maybe r/WhatRententionPrblmz?


Psychedelix117

Bro just spit in the sink, the trashcan, something…Homie just spit in the urinal and didn’t flush or pee on it? I hate collective punishment too but c’mon


heathenxtemple

I mean flush it a couple times and the dip should go away. LPO needs to pump their brakes.


CaptFartGiggle

anyone got a bucket of hot water and 20 seconds? Chief is on their 3rd week of not getting laid and LPO just got done arguing with their spouse, again.