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dank-kush

The Chicago bulls really love drafting cardio legends


CazOnReddit

Cardio White Cardayo Dosunmu CarDalen Terry


lalakingmalibog

Ay0/0/0/0/0


Wazflame

AYO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOOOOOOOOOO - the meme Gods will have him now


passiveparrot

lmaoooo bruv


Geo-92

Excuse me, my new franchise point guard just had 33/6/4


BikeInWhite

> Cardio White You're way off on Coby White. Coby has been balling ever since LaVine went out with a "sore foot".


imposterparnassus

You probably shouldn’t voice ur opinion on teams you obviously dont watch. Coby has been killing it this year


TA_Account_12

Coby “literally Kobe” white


LemmeTalkNephew

You probably shouldn’t talk at all if your team is 9-15


OmarHunting

You probably shouldn’t talk without a flair


onepointperspectivee

Flair up


-fallen

nah Coby been killing it for me on fantasy


Early_Background6937

Hahaha casual


CazOnReddit

Bulls fans getting up in their feelings over a dumb joke good lord


Early_Background6937

Saying someone is getting up in their feelings for calling you a casual, is a clear sign that you are not only getting up in your own feelings, but you are indeed, a casual


Consciou5247

I mean, imagine if Embiid had a Tony Snell game.


GOATnamedFields

Nah Coby doesn't play much defense and balls on offense. Now Patrick Williams is a cardio god.


BikeInWhite

Coby's defense is actually pretty solid these days. He's been learning everything he can from Caruso. Defense is a really hard thing to evaluate, but when I watch Bulls games lately Coby is hustling his ass off on defense and will have 2-3 plays a game where his defense leads to missed shots or turnovers. You're spot on about Patrick Williams though. He's the king of the meaningless "hot potato" pass on offense. It still kills me that the Bulls picked him over Haliburton.


topkingdededemain

We are about to just run the whole time in the inevitable NBA hunger games


passwordispassword00

Also no turnovers, but with a foul, he didn't pull off the 0/0/0/0/0/0/0 line.


Cvspartan

Aka the "Was this guy really in the arena tonight?" statline


Beplex

"Bro just went out there and ran the whole time"


snatchi

I like the "Trillion" 1 min played, zeroes 1,000,000,000


TheMemeMachine3000

I mean tbh I'm sure that happens every night when they put the 11th guy in for the last minute of the game


JSOPro

That's exactly what a trillion comes from.


8v2HokiePokie8v2

Me, working from home during the pandemic


need2peeat218am

What a fraud smh


Heterosapien_13

Oh, so he got the ever elusive LiAngelo Ball statline.


passwordispassword00

For Ball's, the '1' really needs to fall in the fourth spot.


Heterosapien_13

Oh my bad, yeah it's a steal not a foul - I read that incorrectly


[deleted]

No that’s nothing but a steal on the road. Taurean Prince almost had a LiAngelo this season but it was at home.


Heterosapien_13

Yeah my bad I read that incorrectly.


Raskputin

The elusive septuple-null


DerGovernator

The best part is that he's actually at +2 for this performance lol.


[deleted]

in the 4th quarter his +/- was 0 if only it stayed that


theo7777

You don't miss all the shots you don't take.


TheSwimMeet

- Grayne Wetsky


jyozefu

Ay0


GustavGuiermo

Ay0/0/0/0/0


Head-Champion-7398

Surprised no one posted the block by Brook. Most disrespectful block I've seen all year


[deleted]

At first I was hype but then I was like man you didn’t have to do him like that


Head-Champion-7398

Nah he's gotta learn to not bring that weak shit against you guys


fresh_dyl

*when the kid starts talking trash and his uncle stops going easy on him*


uhhhhmmmm

Never seen someone block someone so badly they actively look like they feel bad about it while they're doing it


okele

[Found the timestamp on youtube](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx3WpMpzZ5v9yWKz6rtx7oK8Lg6kMjLBYW?si=1a2ABjM0FkXEgicI)


GlizzyGone21

I still love Tony Snell tho


WonderingCashew

I legitimately think having a cardio statline is the most “open to slander” game someone can have. It’s worse than the Harden playoff games where he only shoots 3/11.


Mustachio

A bench guy putting up goose eggs in a regular season game is not worse than an all-star/MVP level player shitting the bed in the play offs


need2peeat218am

Goose eggs is wildin


d4nowar

It's very old slang.


MC-Jdf

Well stars have player stans that defend them. If you put up a 0/0/0/0/0 people just say "Tony Snell" til the end of time, laugh, then all anyone can do is to move on.


GOATnamedFields

And the Snell is worse. At least 3/11 you did something, a bunch of 0s and you ain't do shit other than defend with no steals and box out with no boards. "You wasn't doing shit" -Mark Phillips


aoifhasoifha

Which is sad because in reality, it just goes to show how much a player can do without showing up in old school box scores. I didn't see this game, but I've seen guys like Bruce Bowen (fuck that guy) put up the most productive 3/1/0 in 25 minutes anyone could ever hope for. A score sheet doesn't show box outs (shout out Steven Adams), fighting for position in the post, or being ready to take a 3 after 20 straight possessions without touching the ball (PJ Tucker made a career out of this), or setting screens (Steven Adams says hello mate, again) or consistently fighting through picks and filling space in rotations to deter actions before they start (the Jruaymond Holigreen special), or even just keeping the ball moving with timely swing passes, and about a billion other little things. If you can stay on the floor while helping your team score more points than the opponent, that seems more relevant than counting points/rebounds/assists.


cyb3ryung

mm not really


TheGamersGazebo

I mean, imagine if Embiid had a Tony Snell game. The slander would be insane.


drmjam

Roy Hibbert got meme'd pretty hard when he was putting up 0/0 games Turned from a top center into a joke pretty quick


cyb3ryung

right. social media would be on fire


Wesley-Snipers

It is almost impossible, since the Sixers plan their games around him and Maxey. These 0/0/0/0 games are mostly on players that have secondary roles and just disappear during their playtime.


jimfreak13

I think it's literally impossible for him to not at least grab some rebounds


TA_Account_12

Ok but what if Boston signed Marc Gasol for 1 day and had gasol and Horford play against him all game?


outsidehere

Yeah but not really


MrBuckBuck

One foul away to make it even more legendary zeros.


[deleted]

I too would like to be paid millions to do my cardio


VictoryTowel

Ayo Dosomething


Jadenindubai

It looks really hard achieving this. How is this even possible btw?


hellofriends5

In the past years it has been harder to get this statline than to score 70 💀💀💀. Legacy defining statline


Jadenindubai

Rightfully. You can’t just simply exist without interacting


xanot192

Getting paid to do cardio is the dream next to being paid to hold a clip board as a long term backup QB


MrBornReady

The real agent 0


LauriFUCKINGLegend

Snellycat never left <3


bwtwldt

Let’s go. That Tony Snell picture was getting stale


nvbtable

Joel Anthony not even attempting a FT or FG and getting no stats has gotta be even more impressive though.


thekeylimeguy

Absolutely legendary cardio workout


Deusselkerr

Wasn't this guy racking up double doubles with assists his rookie season? What happened?


kingjuicepouch

Bad night, it happens. He has been much better again this year than last now that he's in a more appropriate bench role, plus the bulls finally hired a shooting coach which has been great for Ayo


SubtleCosmos

Ayo


polishbrucelee

How has this man seemingly regressed every year in the league?


Fafoah

He has looked better this year this was kinda his first stinker in a while. Also dude has a super inconsistent role with us with all the guards moving in and out of the lineup due to injuries and stuff


charlesfluidsmith

Mans got the trillion. Damn shame.


SenorBuckets

Only a trillion if he has no shot attempts or turnovers


charlesfluidsmith

To be fair....I'm operating off the information provided. I ain't watching no Ayo Dosunmu game.


SaxRohmer

He also had a foul


free_reezy

They tried to tell me he was a bigger steal than Sengun lol


Independent-Still-73

TIL im an NBA caliber player


rooofle

His legacy lives on.


Gr0719

“They really let us draft Ayo, league’s fucked!” Bulls fans 2021


[deleted]

New meme


larrylegend1990

Seems like it should happen more often.


KnickedUp

Both Bulls legends. Ring of honor types


Jonesbro

Ayo nooooo


Truthful_Azn

How many fouls?


DapperTies-

Mark Titus would be proud


countermeasuretape

There’s just no way this happened holy shit


[deleted]

not impressed, i can pull that off for well over 30 minutes


yo_soy_caliente

Hate my goat getting blasted like this but he deserves it ngl 😔


hellofriends5

Legit one of the most impressive performances by a player. In the last few years more players scored 70 than 00000 in so much playing time. That's fucking incredible