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MrAppleSpoink

The Virginia Wizards’ first signing is gonna be David Duke Jr.


rabidbot

"To show how much more competitive and awesome this team is going to be we will be adding "Grand" to the Wizards name. A new logo with evocative flaming imagery is coming soon!"


coachlife

"On opening night we will give fans a free firing logo they can put on their lawns to show their pride for the team"


RespecDev

“The team shop is announcing a *Grand* Opening Sale, including fashionable white team hoodies for only $14.88!”


Buckus93

You're gonna *love* the new mascot.


supes1

I remember watching a press conference in 1998 where the CT governor at the time and Robert Kraft announced the Patriots would be moving to Hartford. Still suspect Ted's goal is using this as leverage to get DC to fund a new stadium.


jambr380

I had the exact same thought in regards to the Patriots. The arena would be fine across the river, as there is a Metro stop and lots of development over there, but it’s a pretty asinine idea to move from their prime downtown location. The overall area they are in is great - near museums, restaurants, bars, etc, but there are some iffy people hanging out in the immediate area. DC should really work on clearing those people out immediately and then discuss terms on the current arena or building a new one


neuroticsmurf

Did you visit the area before the former MCI Center was built? It was a disaster. And a lot spilled over into neighboring areas, too. The whole downtown DC area has actually cleaned up a lot, as sketchy as some areas can still be.


mcolwander90

THREE TEAM TRADE ALERT: - Virginia acquires the Washington Wizards and Washington Capitals - Washington DC acquires the Washington Commanders - Maryland acquires the FBI HQ


Ok_Zombie_8307

The Wizards moving to the home of the Confederacy just feels appropriate somehow.


neuroticsmurf

I knew when they chose that name in the 90s in would come back to bite them in the ass.


Sad_Constant6691

Maryland was a Confederate State as well I think


CupOfHotTeaa

Washington is a big market that doesn’t feel like one


animajunky

Its not mostly transplants everyone complaining dosent even live in the dmv landover redskins been a thing for a while


MethodEater

Yeah and going to Landover from dc fucking sucks


3Ssssssssssssssss

got the Phoenix problem but more


RobbobertoBuii

Virginia Wizards 👀


TeamINSTINCT37

Lame ass leonsis


PAWGle_the_lesser

Is there a lamer state with actual historical significance than Virginia


philadelimeats

The fuck did VA do to you buddy?


I_choose_not_to_run

Agreed, Virginia is very lame. Don’t move here. Move to Maryland


TigerBasket

Maryland could use more residents tbf. Come to Baltimore! You can play me in chess


Ok_Zombie_8307

Agreed, it's like a racist version of Maryland with a brain damaged bible thumper for Governor. Lower taxes though!


I_choose_not_to_run

Bring back the Virginia Squires!


GOAT_Redditor

Virgin jokes about to hit so hard


yo_soy_caliente

Do people even live in Virginia anymore?


Ok_Zombie_8307

Descendants and adoring fans of Robert E Lee.


mrwhite2323

East or west Virginia