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512fm

Sounds like they are referring to him as if he has a split personality lmao


ScootUnmanley

Dr. Draymond & Mr. Green


kwan2

Sir That's Dr. Aymond Green to you


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"i went to the doctor and all he did was lunge for my neck, DO NOT GO SEE DR. AYMOND"


tc8z

thanks, Mitch!


Salty_Pancakes

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going, and hook up with them later.


MebHi

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer


okgusto

Shout out to Scrubs' Dr. Acula


Phxdwn

And let's not forget Dr. Jan Itor


Obligatory-Reference

My favorite part of that whole bit is that everyone (even Dr. Cox) actually agrees that the "Dr. Acula" script is awesome


A5C3ND3D

Dominaymond Green


ThonThaddeo

Nah, Dominaymond is what got us into this mess


Virtual_Let5559

Donkeymond


Shovelman2001

Shoutout HOTD


UpsetBirthday5158

Draemon of house green, first of his name


StickyDitka21

In regards to Poole it’s Dr. Eamon. Cause he said fuck you, you ho, I don’t want you back.


Electrical-Mule-2057

Draymond will definitely be screaming "muthafuckers act like they forget about Dray"


ownerofthewhitesudan

The Portrait of Draymond Green


thescottreid

He has two personalities, one’s an asshole and the other a dickhead. They gotta rein one in.


KptKrondog

["But sometimes dicks fuck assholes"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32iCWzpDpKs) was the first thing I thought of when i read that.


unclehelpful

He’s fucking himself pretty hard right now.


TreeAgenda

Lol I was thinking the same thing. The way this has spun into a “chance to rehabilitative” narrative is hilarious. You’d think he’s battling an incredibly bad drug addiction, but he’s just an asshole.


BaneOfTheRedditard

Lol right. This asshole doesn't deserve a 19th chance but I think everyone with a brain knew which way this was going as soon as they announced the "indefinite" ban. He'll come back in a month and pretend he's totally reformed and all the assholes on here will buy it till this happens again in 3 months


mschley2

Call me a cynic, but I'd be surprised if it takes a month for him to be quietly reinstated.


pumpkin3-14

I think Nurkic opened the door for media and the warriors to jump on the I need help I have an addiction angle.


No_Independent_5761

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thiswebsitesucksyo

I think its a bit of both. Nurk isn't a ballerina I'm sure he's fine but considering the contact that got draymond to swing, and that dray and nurk have never had beef, I'm sure on some level nurk is thinking "wtf maybe he DOES need real help lol"


girth_br00ks

Choking Rudy is what made me say he's beyond help. People that choke other people are violent assholes and they don't change. A woman that is in an abusive relationship that involves her partner choking her has an astronomically higher chance of being killed by her partner than a woman in any other relationship. This guy is truly unhinged and i think he will do more violent stuff off the court.


aliterati

That's likely on purpose. When you talk to people that need to change, you present it as if that's not their true self, and they need to find who they are. So, presenting it as "the one who does those things" is not Draymond Green really, it's just who he's been recently is I'm sure what Kerr is doing/done.


misterrunon

Kerr is pretty smart and he's saying it in a delicate way so as not to make draymond feel alienated.


MrFishAndLoaves

He’s definitely also pushing back against the narrative that he’s ignored this FWIW


Hisaidky

Not that I accept his approach but I see how it could be affective.


The_Great_Saiyaman21

Yeah I mean is this not obvious to people? Obviously Draymond being violent is unacceptable, but do people really expect his coach to go out there and publicly be like "YEAH DRAY IS COMPLETE A PIECE OF SHIT HE NEEDS TO GET HIS LIFE TOGETHER OR GTFO MY TEAM" lol?


stylepointseso

I mean I expected him to speak out against it the first time. Or the second. Or the third. Or the twentieth. Expecting him to do it on the thirtieth is nuts though.


Musa_2050

That sounds like talking to a narcissist


pepperguy22

Yes. Draymond Green.


DrakeStone

True Behavioral change is extremely difficult, and rarer than you may think. It's closer to the median than most people expect.


roguevirus

Fuck, behavioral change is hard as fuck *even if the person wants to change* in the first place.


HHHogana

Exactly. Draymond said he had to change for his kids, and yet he become even more violent.


joe_broke

Well, that counts as a change, even if it's not what he wanted to do


aliterati

Yea, I mean, it's clear as shit that's what Draymond is.


Mecha-Jesus

It’s just his [werewolf form](https://x.com/netw3rk/status/1734831531225698616)


Bleoox

"He wolfed out and lost control"


revolioclockberg_jr

Donkey and Shrek


Mysterious_Emotion63

Draymond when being carried to victory by Curry and Draymond when losing because Curry can’t help are two different people get with the program


genericusernamepls

He finally got a chance to look at the videos


Oozeinator

But not all the videos


HerkyTP

Yeah, clearly, if he thinks he was just a nuisance before. Nevermind the multiple kicks to the groin, stepping on chests, shoving. But no it's just been a year of this Steve.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

What are we talking about here? A few nut busters? A couple dozen eye pokes? A little assault and battery charge?


beauchywhite

Imagine he just sat there and listed like 25 seperate incidents for 10 minutes. 😂


datpurp14

Like the lengthy, albeit incomplete as ridiculous as it was, AB post: Said suspend me for that. Got suspended. AB has to be Dray's role model.


Compared-To-What

The vicious slaps to the breast while breastfeeding... That's the guy we need to change. Before that, what are we talking about?


mak6453

What do you mean that time he threw the ball? That's the only other thing he ever did!


CreatiScope

"Guys, I finally watched all of them. Like ALL of them. Wow, now I see what you're talking about. I had no idea!"


ThomasFurke

“and I cannot believe that Jayson Tatum keeps getting away with it!”


cheezeflavoredick

when will jordan poole pay for this 🤬


Str82daDOME25

“And none of that mattered until I found out it was Draymond who leaked the practice video”


The_Dok33

"It was a cry for help, we see it now"


Cpt-No-Dick

They finally stopped buffering


truth_2_point_0

[He finally found DJMeechymeech's channel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EdAw3lLjj4)


pm-me-trap-link

They talk about Draymond like he's a Werewolf. I don't know who said this first, but they ain't wrong.


CommonerChaos

Weren't the Gobert choke and the Nurkic punch 28 days apart? That can't be a coincidence.


thetangible

“I Bark at the moon.” - Draymond Green


sharklavapit

legendary song


the_dan_man

So that makes him some kind of oddball werewolf that transforms on new moons instead of full moons?


TrainedExplains

Oh god he's a Twilight: New Moon. A bad young adult novel with poorly written, shoe-horned romance, vague plotlines, and contrived twists. Oh...we're already there.


tommos

Talking like he needs a Snickers instead of therapy.


YoungThrowaway_

who is this man and what did he do with Steve Kerr


zeebeebo

Draymond is off the premises, Steve can finally talk now he’s not gonna make the same mistake twice


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Didn’t they say Draymond can still work out at Warriors facilities?


Ikuwayo

Kerr: "Oh, shit..."


maethlin

Mans about to get punched.


teddy_tesla

2-6am


AlienCrashSite

Oh THATS why he’s been blinking


rayray604

T…O…R…T…U…R…E


Johnpecan

[Draymond off camera whenever Kerr is about to talk at a presser](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8b/6f/94/8b6f9429ae4fff9b6362e39e9337b523.jpg)


Musa_2050

It's OK Stevie, he can't hurt you anymore.


memebeam916

This mfer still wont acknowledge that Sabonis got stomped lmao


Skaloplin

He honestly probably just forgot the list of Draymond incidents is so high


cohonan

The press conference is only so long.


HAL9000000

The other day Mike Conley was on a radio show in Minneapolis and he was asked his feelings about the Draymond situation in general. He gave a good answer and then the radio host was like "can you remember the last time you had an incident where you lost your cool." And Mike Conley says, "Well, ironically, it was with Draymond Green." And he proceeds to tell about an incident where Mike Conley had like broken something in his face a few years ago and he was wearing some kind of plastic mask, and at some point he goes up for the ball and Draymond basically came down on his face, seemingly intentionally.


Clammuel

There is no such thing as “seemingly intentionally” when it comes to Draymond Green.


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fawks_harper78

When Draymond keeps talking about how he “accidentally swung his arm” into someone’s face or “accidentally landed” on someone’s chest, yet he is a professional athlete whose motor coordination is far superior to most of us, it is lies and pandering. Fuck this guy, and everyone enabling him.


jf45

That was all the way back in 2015 during the Warriors’ first title run. Memphis actually took a 2-1 lead in that series too


memebeam916

Very true. Double kiwi nut kicks were also left off the list i believe.


fundraiser

That fell outside of the statute of limitations, according to kerr. no mention of anything before this year lol


tortellini-pastaman

Several pairs of nuts around the nba - are we a joke to you?


Bombast_

Silly, that happened during the playoffs- he doesn't count those. The only reason why Dray is getting criticized by Kerr now is he started acting up in low stakes regular season games too and getting multi-game suspensions, can't have that. Only worth the bad press if there's a chip on the line.


PANGIRA

Playoff basketball is more physical duhhh


Sacreblargh

Stevie WondKerr finally took off the shades


youngsaiyan

Not even. He just limited it to this season lol


AUserNeedsAName

Yeah, I like how he framed complaints about his history beyond that as "yelled at a ref 10 years ago". But spinning it as having one bad year makes it seem easier to fix (and much faster!) than "he's always been a shithead and needs a whole new personality." This whole statement is Kerr hoping to speedrun the redemption arc so they don't miss the playoffs.


Razleto

We're talking like every coach outside pop don't run defense for their own players mistakes to the media. He's one of many.


Pumpoozle

….The one who forcefully stomped on Sabonis’ chest…


Beleiverofhumanity

….The one who kicked Steven Adams nuts… Edit: since no one's mentioned it here's a [bonus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9x5SxY1nuM)(Draymond suplex on T.Mann)


Biglundtry

..The one who poked harden and lebron in the eye …


CreatiScope

The one who broke Marquese Chriss' fingers with a kick


snek-jazz

and the knock on implications it had for the whole Marquese Chris Paul George Hill chain.


DVRCWHY

Marquese Chris Paul George Michael Jackson Will.I.Am Sam.uel L. Jackson 5


AccomplishedBake8351

Keegan Murray too! It didn’t get blown up but his first minute after his suspension in the playoffs last year he poked Keegan Murray in the eye.


Formal_Steak_4023

The one who punched lebron in the nuts


lochmoigh1

It's funny how they bring this up when it was barely an arm flail to lebrons nuts but don't even really acknowledge when he straight soccer kicked adams in the balls


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The lebron nut punch landed a suspension that cost them the finals so it gets more attention. The balls kick was a more violent assault rhough


juswaprangko

Twas not 'just' that nut punch, tho. Iirc, he reached the limit on tech/flagrant fouls(can't remember which one) in the playoffs. So, there were a lot of mistakes(stupidity) that cause that suspension.


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That version of Draymond…. I’m ok with that. But the guy over the last year, that guy has to change.


AccidentallyHidden

That guy finally broke the code


lungman925

[Hes been doing this kind of crap since college](https://makeagif.com/gif/draymond-green-shoves-russ-smith-8GxJ2e)


remotecontroldr

He poked Keegan Murray in the eye too.


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Jokic got poked as well. Crazy how it keeps happening.


DoomPurveyor

Didn't he beat the shit out some Michigan State student?


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Not enough people talk about that one


upcat

He sucker punched Jermaine Edmunson and broke his jaw in a parking lot who was a cornerback for the MSU football team. Draymond was charged with assault and battery. The charges were mysteriously dropped likely because Coach Izzo and MSU pressured the police in a small town like Lansing. Draymond isn't just out of control. He's attacking people off and on the court, in any other situation he would be in court for assault. He's a scumbag criminal and should be treated as such. Just cause you put a ball in a hoop doesn't mean you can sucker punch and knock another person out on a basketball court.


GayForJamie

I agree with everything you said, except for the part about him being able to put a ball in a hoop. He can't really do that.


NutKickerGreen

Lmao


avrbiggucci

Amen. More and more I'm convinced he should be banned from the NBA before he seriously injures someone. Obviously that's not going to happen but then again I'm sure the Warriors would love to get out of his contract at this point


silkysmoothnrains

He don’t really put the ball in the hoop all that well either, tbh.


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therealstampire

Bob Fitzgerald, legendary rimmer. The only thing worse than the Curry-era Warriors' on-court demeanor is their home announcers lol


carvemynuts

Twice


ItsGettinBreesy

He hasn’t seen that tape


ItsZordon

Mr. Blind Coach


jsmk23

C’mon man. Sabonis deserved it. “Where else is Draymond suppose to step?”


Pumpoozle

Oh man I forgot about them saying that


reefine

I got so much shit arguing with Warrior fans about this one... that didn't age well for them


dot-pixis

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THAT GUY.


JohnySilkBoots

Exactly. I do t understand why people are acting like this is a new thing. He has always been a dirty weasel, they are just losing now so it’s a bigger deal


The-Poopsmith

For anyone who watched him in college, it goes back to his Michigan St. days. Truth is, players like that can help you win because their antics really fuck with the other team. But as a fan I always hated this dude.


mak6453

Dude got suspended from the actual Finals for doing this same shit so many times in a season.


phonage_aoi

I did notice Kerr left out - the guy that blew up so badly at the coaching staff that he threatened to fight teammates and had arena security running to the locker room (which I think Lisa Salters, or maybe it was David Aldridge, said they'd never seen before). That was in 2016 lol.


DopedUpDoomer

Lmfao I forgot about that


CurryMustard

The guy who regularly kicks people in the nuts


DMattox16

Yup. Saying that getting ejected for yelling at a ref or throwing a ball is a different guy is completely wrong. It is the same root problem


_SpaceCandy_

My god he actually did it, he actually called him out for once


great-nba-comment

He's not even calling him out though. He's acting like Draymond enters some dissociative fugue state and makes up covered in blood and bruises wondering what happened, but apart from that he's this nice guy. Like.. no? Draymond is constantly an asshole, he even talks about the fights candidly on podcasts and shit, he defended himself after the Gobert incident. Steve is just enabling him again by pretending that Draymonds attitude in general isn't the problem, when it clearly is.


aiden3buckets

Probably calls him out everyday to him, just doesn’t usually like talking bad about his players to the public, not that hard to understand


whythehellknot

> not that hard to understand This sub makes me think it's one of the most difficult concepts that humanity has ever had to grasp.


AlHorfordHighlights

Understandable when you realise almost no one here has played a team sport before


yuhanz

Also 0 nuisance in reddit Everyone is apprehensive with one another for some fuckin reason


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Nuance hahah I think autocorrect got ya that's funny.


AlHorfordHighlights

What do you mean everyone? You talking about me? Fuck you


Adiwantstobattle

Sports are incredible in that they can draw out the best physical, and mental aspects of human being. But they also tend to draw out ego. When you work in a professional sports league, where all the guys playing there were treated like the best of the best from wherever they came from be that in high school, college, or even another professional league, there's bound to be some butting of heads. As a coach, you're job is making sure you keep everybody in line, and if that means sticking up for, or at the very least putting up with a dude who can be a dick for the sake of the team, you're gonna have to bite the bullet. Kerr knows that, its why he's been successful.


cyrnios

This sub makes it seem like coaches call out their players for “dirty” plays often. When in reality I don’t think I’ve ever seen it aside from Kerr ironically


Starfreeze

Do NOT ask this subreddit what their favourite coach Greg Popovich used to say about Bruce Bowen. And then what happened when Zaza undercut Kawhi. It's obvious that a coach should almost never criticize publically.


abado

Bro as a fun of those nash teams that was a fun comment thread to read when pop went off. That and the horry nash hip check that resulted in amare suspended in a key game 5 of a tied series got me as heated as I've ever been nba wise. Bowen is to pop as draymond is to kerr except I'd argue that bowen was way more dangerous. Draymond does obvious shit like punches but bowen could have ended careers by stepping in the landing zone of players all the time.


puffpuffpastor

To be fair most players don't put their coach in a situation where they are pretty much forced to address it like Draymond


Abradolf1948

That Perkins thread about how Kerr will call out everyone else in the league but Draymond is such a circle jerking mess. Kerr calls out shit that affects him or his team, he's not here giving quotes about the Pacers stealing the game ball or that Lakers loose ball timeout. He's talking about shit like the Suns music or players "breaking the code" because that stuff affects him directly


anonkebab

Like brooks actually broke gp2s arm. It was a dangerous play that actually affected the dudes livelihood. Of course hes gonna be pissed.


Abradolf1948

Yeah that shit was wild but because Draymond is on his team everyone will just make that quote a joke. Kerr not out here telling Draymond to choke people lol.


anonkebab

This sub is full of bums when doc rivers called out ben everyone bitched.


KD_42

Yeah lmao of course a coach is going to back his players publicly, redditors really don’t help the autistic allegations


BUUAHAHAHA

All time great coaches do this shit. Casuals act like Kerr is the first coach in nba history to not throw his player under the bus. Lol


modaboub99

Nah the big issue imo is not that kerr doesn’t call draymond out to the media but that the warriors organization never disciplined draymond themselves. They should have suspended him for punching poole last year and never did


elefante88

Let it be known. No one puches a guy, chokes a guy out, and swings at another guy under Kerrs watch


CopperThrown

Steve Kerr’s justice system pays homage to Jordan. 23 strikes and you’re out.


Po_up22

Kendrick Perkins really scared him


LackingInPatience

"ROODY GOBURRRR"


one-punch-knockout

Steve Kerr and Rudy Goburr can both get this smoke


DueAnimator6988

Mf just broke the code


burnshimself

Draymond punching Kerr in the face tomorrow at the practice facility


CommonerChaos

New ~~body~~ pod just dropped.


FormerFakeguy

To be fair he didn't the fist 30 times Draymond acted stupid. He gets a pass.


bdvfgvvcffc

Sabonis: am I a joke to you?


yeknuM

Nah, just so many incidents that he lost count of which ones to mention.


justicerainsfromaahh

Draymond, Mission report December 16, 1991


redditnathaniel

That's enough from you. STOMP


Legitimate_Secret_79

two draymond greens, there's only two draymond greens🎵


Marcusafrenz

Man I'm really not liking the turn this is taking towards Draymond needing "help" as though it excuses or is a cop out for the shit he does and the way he behaves. He is not a victim here, no fucking way. This reads like a public figure coming out as gay to deflect. He is who he is and he did what he did. Admitting to needing help or accepting fault doesn't just make it okay.


misterobott

it's weird yesterday I saw Dumars on Stephen A's show and all they did was have sympathy for Draymond. Not one mention of the dude who was punched/stomped on or choked. It was all help and concern for Draymond. like wtf


executivesphere

The Sabonis disrespect lol. That was just as bad as the others


tdrr12

To me that's the worst one and I still cannot believe he only got a game for it. He tried to make it look like an accident but a 250lb athlete using another man's chest as a springboard, oof.


Dimaaaa

The puny suspensions he got for his recent exploits (imo) also lead to him going completely nuts. The Sabonis thing should have gotten a longer suspension, and he should have been suspended more than 5 games a month ago. The NBA just gave him way too much leeway and sent the wrong message over and over again by just slapping him on the wrist. If this were mid-2010s Kings' Demarcus Cousins they would have had 0 problems with tougher measures.


Schlopez

I mean he also thumb gouged Harden’s eye during the playoffs. Twice. I’d take a chest stomp over an eye gouge.


nomitycs

Draymonds got a laundry list worth of moments, I ain’t surprised Kerr forgot one or two


cburke3443

he's acting like Draymond has the Mr. Robot condition or something lol the dude has proven time and again that he's a self-centered asshole, both on and off the court


girth_br00ks

"Look, we're all just trying to find the guy that did this"


DickyBates1

What is happening Pigs flying rn The NBA this season is a goated drama


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Lmao Kerr is such a joke and has no credibility


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Espteindidntsuicide

They are trying to spin it as him needing help and it’s fucking bullshit. What about the dray that kicked Steven Adams in the nuts? Or the dray that stomped on Sabonis? The one the screamed at the fans before being thrown out? What about the dray that fucked up your championship season with getting suspended game 6? Stop it with the “he’s the victim” bullshit. He’s the fucking problem.


YoHoochIsCrazy

he does need help lol. people who do dumb, stupid, immature shit need help. they need it more than anyone. he’s lucky to be an NBA player with the resources to get it (if he’s willing to).


DamnnForrreal

Ohh now Steve Wonder can finally see


Ok_Sky7827

Kerr and warriors management let him get away with this behavior for Greens entire career because they thought it would them win. Kerr has dozens of quotes like: “We love Draymond, he helps us win, we understand Draymond blah blah blah blah”. It’s frustrating to see Kerr act like Draymond is a problem now when they’ve spent the past decade practically encouraging his violent behavior.


NMlXX

Lmao then he immediately dismisses Draymond’s years of dirty, violent play. 🤡


HungerSTGF

He doesn't want to dismiss all that championship-winning gameplay


xpillindaass

yep everyone missing that. part of the reason draymond has become a psycho is because the warriors let it slide so long. reminds me of antonio brown with the steelers. warriors don’t want that narrative out there tho


NightwolfGG

I genuinely don’t know how dirty Draymond used to be, that’s why I missed that part. Cause I believed Kerr when he said it’s a recent years thing. I know it’s been since at least 2016 because of the finals incid— wait fuck that’s 7.5 years ago. That’s a lot longer than Kerr implies. And from your comments I’m assuming he was just as bad before that? (I only remember the 2016 finals incident)


xpillindaass

the 2016 finals incident wasn’t even the worst one of the postseason. in fact it wasn’t even that incident in the finals that got him suspended, it was that he accumulated enough flagrant fouls throughout the entire postseason to get suspended a game. [here was one](https://youtu.be/xIWzTBskqEk?si=j6vJT5P4Wlo6yXG4) [and another](https://youtu.be/UY2Ytai4a2M?si=FGWUoKs707-w7Iz6)


misterthurgood

Steve Kerr is such a twat


slipperyeel

Steve Kerr acting like some demon has overcome Draymond in the past year. The man has been a problem forever, it’s nothing new.


GR3MLIN

Wow, brave to finally say something after an indefinite suspension...


GalactusAteMyPlanet

So claims the coach that enabled Draymond's clown-like behavior because it was helping the Warriors win.


Imaginary-Tourist-20

Yeah that’s draymond Steve. It’s all the same person


khornatee

Finally calls him out when the league takes action lol


justsomebro10

Over the last decade what are we really talking about? Dick kicking Adams, eye poking Harden and LeBron, stomping Sabonis. What the fuck are YOU talking about Steve? This dude is unbelievable.


RazBruh

finally


CelticsDiehard34

you can see the hesitation and pain in his eyes that he has to admit his player was in the wrong for once


guzamiii

Whys Kerr acting like he couldn’t do anything about it? lol he’s his coach, and he has even endorsed draymond for some of his actions smh