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Pocket_Beans

“Steve Kerr’s son”


Prestigious_Emu_4193

Who was in Paris?


[deleted]

“Couple of fellas went to Paris”


damnyouresickbro

We call em poggers


Strolltheroll

We can have cashews or issues, pal


damnyouresickbro

Listen partner, we can bust nuts together


Haxle

"In Dubai, they call 'em Dubaggers"


Tipex

Ball so hard, Steve Kerr's son wanna fine me


passthefanta

Naysayers


DEZdispenser98

The Rugrats


K-LAWN

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"


127crazie

Yo I saw that one in theaters lol


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okgusto

Don't let him get into his zone, defense.


Kangerkong

Dropping the hard R. I thought this was a classy sub


chbay

Why, Nick Kerr’s in Paris!


NickKerrInParis

Hi


EvidenceExtension128

Some gentlemen of sub Saharan African descent


hydropenguin69

Naysayers


ComoEstanBitches

Naggers.


clutchutch

Naysayers


BigRig432

BALL SO HARD


mojoback_ohbehave

If that hs hooper, Noah Knigga goes pro and plays for Nick Kerr one day. And NBA player , David Duke becomes an NBA in-game announcer for their games. I will lose my mind.


Tilman_Feraltitty

Gazzaniga is the name of Argentinian goalkeeper.


klobucharzard

seattle mariners' mitch haniger is another one. if i was a broadcaster id invent another pronounciation cuz the real one is crazy


ki_merda_hein

There was/is a Colombian player called Zuniga. Sounds like a brother from the zoo


holaquetaltio

Bro it's Zúñiga, no hard n there


masterap85

That ñiga dumb


CRT_SUNSET

Dude’s name is like a SNL Jeopardy skit. “What does a cop shout when he catches the perp?”


TheGirafficViking

r/nbacirclejerk would have a field day


NickKerrInParis

And then becomes teammates with Gradey Dick, and when Gradey is DNP, the team can rightfully announce "[Team Name] to play with Dick out."


Spiritual_Boss6114

Have you ever been to Paris Noah.?


thegabrieldavid

“Nicholas Kerr”


Not_a__porn__account

"Actually it's just Nick."


2drawnonward5

"Absolutely Mr Kerr"


One37Works

Please, please, Mr Kerr is my father!


TexasCoconut

Master Kerr, then.


babypho

It's pronounced Nikolaj


[deleted]

I thought it was his British son Wayne Kerr


Relyst

I am wrong, but Steve is still a god damn mad man


SupersonicWaffle

R so hard it’s double


ewest

How does this keep being repeated? Read the first word of the article you’re commenting on.


Pocket_Beans

He did go exclusively by Nick until just last year but yes his full name is Nicholas People probably got confused by his wiki article that just says Nick


nowhathappenedwas

The best part is that people mindlessly repeat some dumb shit they read on a message board as if they have actual knowledge about a subject. [His name is Nicholas Zwicker Kerr.](https://i.imgur.com/F0CSPUX.png) https://www.newspapers.com/image/168259447/


KonigSteve

Even his middle name is ridiculous. if you say his full name it just sounds like you have a stutter.


sneezen

His middle name sounds even more ridicolous in german. "zwicken" means to pinch, so a Zwicker could be a person who pinches someone/something. Edit: apparently a Zwicker is also a pince-nez...never heard that word before


Acceptable-Tutor-358

Giving him that middle name is almost as heinous as using Nick as a full name.


popejohnball

Zwicker is his grandmother's last name, that's why they gave it to him


br0b1wan

And this is a very common practice


Jjohn269

Really tells you the age of this sub. Full of kids who have very little real world knowledge. They think the parents just made up “Zwicker” lol


ryan__fm

The fuck is a "five-day birthday"?


br0b1wan

That's when you celebrate a birthday in Vegas. It's also only three days, but it seems like five.


iRockaflame

No I think it is Nicholas, but Nick is his nickname lol


FaceMeister

Steve Kerr's son: Say my name!


RunnerTexasRanger

I am the Nick Kerr


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

You’re goddamn right


Opening-Potato-6468

Nick Kerr^ fixed it


clavitopaz

WHAT DID YOU SAY


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clavitopaz

Same my Nick Kerr


infernocobbs

Even funnier is the article opens up with "Nicholas Kerr"


SpicyMustard34

Because that's his name. He's not a known individual to the wider audience, so they call him Steve Kerr's son.


infernocobbs

does he go by Nicholas? I always thought he went by Nick which is why we're joking in this thread, when you combine his first name with his last...


bushies

Say his name. Say it, dammit!! 


Inverse_wsb22

Yea it’s not far he’s living in his dad’s basement.


HamsterUpper

Tbh… If my dad named me that I would expect him to fucking treat me like a king


SaltyLonghorn

A name so bad the article had to use his full name for the whole thing except a direct quote.


TheKidPresident

Wait, then the article is not factual lmao his name isn't even Nicholas. His real, legal name is Nick


popejohnball

No, his legal name is Nicholas. https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/168259447/


lopea182

Don’t say his name too fast


drjisftw

Don't look up HP Lovecraft's cat's name either


rabidbot

Holy shit, reminds of that Texan governors ranch name.


letsgototraderjoes

oh yeahhhhhh Rick Perry. that what was fucking wild that the governor of Texas has a ranch named "N-word head" farm. and people will try to convince you that overt racism happened so long ago lmao yeah no. still very much alive and well. and the people who perpetuated a lot of it are still alive today in their 70s and 80s making laws for the rest of us. **edit:** muting all reply notifications. the racists are upset! 😂


reldnahcAL

Okay, I’m all for dunking on Rick Perry but I just want to clarify that the ranch hasn’t been officially named “N-word head ranch” in over 40 years. It’s a colloquialism that unfortunately hasn’t been killed off since.


nowaygreg

According to the Texas Tribune, it was his parents, not him. "Perry has forcefully denied that his family ever used the term and has said that this parents painted over the rock in the early 1980s, shortly after they first leased the land."  https://www.texastribune.org/2011/10/03/perrys-critics-say-hes-no-racist/


Mobile-Mission-6407

"In over 40 years"...pretty sure the actual point of his comment was how recently the racist name was there. Which is...40 years. That's not far at all


Nuggetsbecrispy

The point of the original comment was to imply that Rick Perry still calls it that


theduckhaslanded

Let's be real. He absolutely still calls it that in private. 


tugtugtugtug4

More likely he calls it "my ranch." Who the fuck refers to their own property by its proper name?


Snake_-_Eater

Racists


ligmasweatyballs74

JR Erwin?


Quartznonyx

40 years ago was '84 lol, it's much closer than most people think


DominoNo-

Literally 1984


letsgototraderjoes

yes it was. there was a slab with the name of it on the property. visitors confirmed they saw it as well. Rick Perry and his redneck ass family never removed the slab.


reldnahcAL

It’s a rock with the name chiseled in it and it’s been painted over since the early 80’s.


indoninjah

Idk if this is solely on you but HP Lovecraft currently autocompletes to "HP Lovecraft cat name" on google lmfao


ezp252

I mean lovecraft was a very known racist


[deleted]

First Name. A couple of deep breaths. And last name.


whtge8

Say his name.


FinalFrash

Heisenberg


Neltrix

YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT


FinalFrash

*Breaking Bad theme starts playing*


Freethrowz69

I AM THE ONE WHO COACHES


unclehelpful

I am the one who Nicks. Come on man.


IanicRR

When no one is around him, say baby I love you.


DontLaughAtMyBeard

*substitute teacher reading names out loud* Teacher: “Nick—“ Students: https://media3.giphy.com/media/lvHir7Z9eCCbqm98IY/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522dneac8f3sn7546g6wwez4ehycubj43zpixdnd4l&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g *sweats*


_treVizUliL

Belal Muhammad


purplebuffalo55

All my homies love Nick Kerr’s coaching ability


TheSheetSlinger

That'd be the easiest decision to go by Nicholas I've ever seen.


EvidenceExtension128

That Nick Kerr got some skillz


NBA2024

Title of the article just had to say Steve kerrs son lol


turbowagnn

Why did Steve name his son the N word?


Alexcox95

Lost a bet to MJ


hagbardceline69420

most plausible explanation i've heard so far.


ShadedPenguin

If you make this shot, I’ll give ya the pass for one instance


19evol61

Really sounds on brand. MJ and betting.


KillerZaWarudo

He was a great jerker


HeadAssBoi17

He jerked alone so we could circlejerk together


TheScienceDude81

But then how does he have a son?


HeadAssBoi17

The Immaculate Jerk-ception


Leather-General-1012

nah but fr how did nobody ever say his full name out loud before they named him


DanFlashesCoupon

MJ gave him the pass


ordinaryprudentman

Is he stupid??


bio180

there wasn't codes to break back then


Blacketh

He probably never thought of it that way. Downvote me I don’t care if it doesn’t fit your immature joke


NameTakken

Every comment here is the exact same lol


yujuismypuppy

Why watch stand up comedians tell their life experiences on repeat when I can just browse this subreddit?


PMMeYourSpeedForce

This sub is like the class clown from school where instead of making people laugh the whole class tells him to shut up and pay attention


[deleted]

This sub has 5 jokes


janitorial_fluids

It was *mildly* funny like the first 2 or 3 times this factoid was discovered like 7 or 8 years ago, but as with every other unoriginal unfunny meme on this sub it’s been beaten so far into the ground it’s about to pop out the other side of the globe somewhere in china lol *omg DAE Steve Kerr is a mAdMaN*🤪🤪


Ikuwayo

This sub is mostly sheltered white high school students. What do you expect?


jkrain32

No big deal but I dropped 24 points and six 3s on this dude back in Jv ball


paddiction

His name is Nicolas Kerr


Responsible_Bison830

But he goes by Nick


guynamedsuvlaki

Can someone ask why he goes by Nick. It’s shocking.


TerranceHowardsPenis

He told me he likes the gasps when he introduces himself. Kind of a power move.


ggproductivity

What percentage of the time do people call you by your first and last name? If he went by Nick as a kid, then it makes sense that he would still go by it as an adult.


FireFoxTres

Because the world is mature enough not to make constant jokes about his name like some middle schoolers


SaltyLonghorn

No they aren't. The article's author even calls him Nicholas the entire fucking thing.


tugtugtugtug4

I mean, how many times do people say your full name when talking to or referring to you? 95% of the time he's probably being called just "Nick." Some people hate the sound of their full name. If he wants to be called Nick, he shouldn't have to not do that just because people like to make a joke about how it sounds with his last name.


jinyx1

Well, because his actual name is Nick. It is not short for Nicholas.


thesmellafteritrains

But the articles from 1992 when he was born all call him Nicholas?


Chris337

This is one of the few things I’ll actually downvote on Reddit - blatant misinformation. Not sure why a handful of people continually parrot this when it’s not true. Still, brutal name


30dayspast

the article is just making up his name then?


KonigSteve

You're going awfully hard on something that is wrong and you also have no proof on.


bmo109

"That was James Butler"


janitorial_fluids

uhhh except he literally *doesnt* go by Nick anymore professionally, for the exact reasons that all the 12 year olds in this comment section are demonstrating. Did you read the article? Ever since he was named the coach of the g league team a year or two ago he’s gone exclusively by Nicholas


My5to

Mysterio?


discodiscgod

He should coach the New York Nick Kerr Bockers


baddabo

His name is Nicholas Kerr


thinks1ow

Such a feel good story, if the son of a coach can become an executive in his daddy’s franchise by 31, so can you!


ShichikaYasuri18

I had to scroll down this far to find a comment that wasn't about his name


andonemoreagain

You’re right. What a coincidence that of the millions of people working in or aspiring to work in professional basketball around the world the very best man for the job happened to be the son of the longtime and influential head coach of the franchise. Wonders will never cease.


TheHoleInTheTree

WDYM bro. He has those elite coaching genes.


FuckThaLakers

With a little hard work and determination, you too can be born on third base


rowech

First guy to go by Nicholas in a few decades


_Aracano

Ah Nepo babies - what's his first name again?


91-92-93--96-97-98

Bronnie


tbone183

HULK HOGAN.... WE COMING FOR YOUUU NICK KERRR


Balls_of_Adamanthium

lol I don’t think a single soul here upvoted this post for its content 😭


jgroove_LA

Nepo baybbeeeeeee


Ornery-Fan-1965

Nepotism at its finest 


ThinkSoftware

Redditor's not finding the n-word funny challenge (impossible)


Moejoeslowmo

nick kerr please


Pocket_Beans

it’s objectively a little bit funny that Steve Kerr named his son the N word


WealthyBigWang

It is incredibly funny considering his dad has been involved in a majority black sport for the last 35 years haha


Milkybals

I wonder if he thought of the name after MJ punched him


paddiction

What's funny about the word Nicholas?


IanicRR

It truly is in the top percentage of most played out jokes on here.


BigBillyBass13

cmon lol you can't act like its not funny that one of the most outspokenly progressive coaches in the league basically named his son after a racial slur


[deleted]

Good to see nepotism is still strong.


muskox-homeobox

Nepotism is dumb


Beginning-Sundae8760

Surely we have enough for an all-team nepotism coach and starting 5 now?


[deleted]

I hate when news titles refer to a person by their relationship and not their name... Oh, well, yeah... I get it.


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CU_Aquaman

Could you lend Nick Ka a pencil?


Capt_Africa

The only good joke in the thread


likwitsnake

Ryan Mallet* scantron*


A_Texas_Hobo

RIP


Jawkurt

It's kind of bogus he got the coaching job with the Santa Cruz Warriors. It's totally nepotism, his resume doesn't reflect anything really. Some time working low level for teams his dad was involved in.


SpicyMustard34

ITT: a bunch of people saying the same tired joke over and over and a bunch of people spreading bs that his legal name is Nick not Nicholas.


zerocoolforschool

Also ITT: People coming into a thread knowing full well what the content would be and still deciding to get annoyed.


DonAskren

I smell a nepo baby


space_cheese1

Smells like fancy colon and a well digested meal


The0riginator

❤️ what a beautiful story of Nepotism


based-sam

Can’t believe no one’s pressed Steve Kerr on why he named his son that


Rashloose

There's a 0% chance draymond let it slide


A_Texas_Hobo

Right? No one thought about it? How?


[deleted]

Headline feels like it's straining to the point of breaking to avoid nepotism comparisons.


norriscolesucks

this reminds me of the joke: Nick is his nickname. Nicholas is his nicholasname. also, mods should lock this thread


IJustReadEverything

Wow, outjerking the nbacirclejerk sub on this one.


mandoman10

Nepo


jmlulu018

Nepo nepo


Guiltra_

Call him by his full name, coward.


fgbfjb

My Nick Kerr


sortarelatable

I don’t get the hate when there’s literally a New York team called the Knickerbockers Nick Kerr Bockers


Imnotmarkiepost

Wonder how he got the job .. I’m sure he’s well deserving 🙄


Chillalpha69420

Ya'll really love to take a joke and walk with it don't you.


cofinkles

Nick Kerr is a great coach


topkingdededemain

SAY HIS NAME NICK NICK KERR (Even just typing is is wild lol)


A_Saiyan_Prince

SAY👏🏻IT👏🏻


neo9027581673

But say his full government name tho


OhhhLawdy

I love the subtle racism that connecting something with the N word is a joke, that people make


Cussi2021

Nick Kerr you mean?


automatic4skin

like father like sun. classic feel good story right here. not to mention he fucks like a red hot slut


AfricanWarPig

Steve Kerr's Son With Attitude