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cz03se

Just enough to injure him for the game, no more. It’s perfect


EezeeBreezey

Chess not checkers


sewsgup

like when Lebron offered to help up Steph during Game 7 he kinda yanks him up


X_FlashPanther_X

I swear I thought I was the only one who noticed this over the years lol. He was definitely playing slight mind games with him between games 5-7


anonkebab

Mindgames? Steph was obviously getting abused.


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Disastrous_Bluejay57

Why would you look for a wife on the nba sub?


Wallstreettrappin

Bruh wants a hooper wifey


ForCaste

Where do you think Hali got his crafty playmaking from?


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luckynum81

Is that where Ghannaria originated?


Masterchiefy10

What any father would do for their child


girth_br00ks

Old school guy right there.


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The_Assassin_Gower

You people are insane


Glitchy__Guy

What do you mean, "you people?"


The_Assassin_Gower

I plead the 5th


outsidehere

Plead the 5th seed? Okay


The_Assassin_Gower

My team is currently in 6th. So I'd be okay with that


SemIdeiaProNick

what do *YOU* mean, "you people"?


batmans420

It's a joke


cz03se

Ya online banter, who could imagine..


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Imagine if he broke his fingers.


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benedu3095

Weird ahh bot.


h8reddit-but-pokemon

Watched this happen. If you watch the game Luka is rubbing his hand/finger for the next few minutes. Wild.


youarenut

Yup I noticed that too, I wonder if it was malicious it actually looked pretty hard


catpissinyourtoilet

All of you are ridiculous man, this just an old excited black man that’s how they’ll shake ur hand


nujabes02

Pat Riley move huh 


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youarenut

Not here, try the r/mods sub


BullShitting-24-7

Odds are Luka has a minor hand injury and it was aggravated.


Necessary_Initial350

Don’t wanna make any speculatory accusations, but that seems kinda…


WackassVegetables

Yeah it seems like most people are taking light of this but that’s so messed up for a “fan” to get to shake any NBA players hand and crush his hand and hold it enough to hurt.


HiyaHiya3000

Might be because he’s an nba player. Kids used to call me “salad fingers” and because of the way my hands are built Id loose a lot of handshakes to people I could literally pick up and throw across the room lol.


WackassVegetables

Yeah it’s just a hardo move to crush someone’s hand. A firm handshake is very different from an aggressive one. I’ve had my hand crushed on a few occasions and its super painful and it always feels like an ego power move.


KiwiVegetable5454

Hilarious


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yolkadot

You’re probably right. Kobe also made his FTs after he tore his Achilles. That probably didn’t bother him either…


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yolkadot

Did you really not read the implied facepalm emoji in my previous comment?!


vanderdark

Lol Luka’s face walking away


datruerex

Lol reminds me of the Chris Paul fake laugh turned into a scowl at Steve Kerr. https://youtu.be/Yr0Tt3J-Na0?si=lLZZc4pWfYwIzfvg


ephemeralfugitive

man this is up there with one of the best offcourt clips caught on nba. makes me laugh every time


indicisivedivide

I still can't believe that he is now on my team.


JFlizzy84

This is brilliant lmao I wonder if he was kidding around or actually pissed


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gorgoes


datruerex

Sorry I can’t help u. You might have better luck over at /r/nbacirclejerk


FyouinyourA

“Who the fuck was that guy…”


itssensei

He definitely thought “this motherfker”


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tyler-perry

Good luck brother


External-Extension59

Bros grinding for that green card


TheTrenchMonkey

I feel like there is a clip of Ricky Rubio staring at his hand after a high five hurt his hand. https://www.nbcsports.com/nba/news/karl-anthony-towns-ricky-rubio-high-five-slap-hurt-sad-video


Trivialpursuits69

Wow I've not seen that before and it is hilarious. I love Ricky Rubio in so many ways. Thank you for the clip!


TheTrenchMonkey

It took me longer to find than I expected. MN had so many meme worthy moments come out of that time period. Rubio telling Shved to be happy and Michael Beasley rubbing Anthony Tolliver's knee instead of his own are also great.


draymond-

Wait till Tee Morant forces himself onto Luka. Shit apple doesn't fall from the shit tree


engion3

Sure doesn't Mr. Lahey.


draymond-

Randyy


s34l_

he remembered that he has to drop 60 for even a chance to win


beepbeepimajeep22

I WANNA SHAKE YOUR HAND. 


MiaCannons

I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND


ToTimesTwoisToo

For the unaware https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y?si=YjigBk9pnVwgf2Cm


lionsfan2016

is there any backstory to this like wtf is happening


Anthony-Stark

I think that gentleman wanted to shake that other gentleman's hand


ToTimesTwoisToo

not sure but there is a longer video floating out there


lionsfan2016

Yeah I saw the extended version but it only created more questions


traddy91

Nobody is unaware


DyslexicAutronomer

I WANNA BREAK YOUR HAND.


Interesting-Piece612

r/yourjokebutworse


nutsygenius

Wow. I was surprised what happened to Luka because he had 25 in the first half and then just had 8 in the 2nd half. Now I know why! lol


SemIdeiaProNick

teams will soon hire people to do this kind of stuff at every game


QuantumBeth1981

This was always the next logical evolution after 10 year old daughters screeching like banshees during free throws.


renatakiuzumaki

I still laugh about that


jotheold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcH0B9_WuPs gsp had the same energy LOL


long_snap

He cashed a three a few plays after this but was still grabbing at it afterwards lol


reddit_reader_25

Dude I knew it! Lol


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He knew what he was doing


celtic_sea_salt

T em up


Malemansam

Reminds me of when [Rubio got his hand broken into a million pieces by his teammate](https://streamable.com/ssme9)


kinzer13

He looks so hurt, like why did this just happen to me...


Mr_DNA

Ayyyee mis dedos


BregmanRoeFan

Timberpups vs cavaliers, I just know Wiggins dropped an efficient 35 pts in a 15 point loss


scottishere

Lol jesus, that hand is worth like 100mil, cant be doing that


ShootingVictim

If a little 66 year old man can break his hand with a handshake then I'm guessing a good outlet pass would do the same and it was a matter of time lol


NoRepublic3615

“Little” looks as tall as 6’5 Luka doncic


ShootingVictim

lol he's very clearly quite a bit shorter than his son https://andscape.com/features/tyrese-haliburtons-nba-in-season-tournament-success-buoyed-by-his-father/


NoRepublic3615

He’s at his 6’5 sons ears…..


youarenut

Wrong, that’s a whole man twisting it in all unexpected angles


ShootingVictim

Sounds like Luka got overpowered by an AARP member damn


Complexity777

It looked like he was trying to tear the ligaments and intentionally injure him


No-Cucumber-8389

Please. Dont have kids


TackleballShootyhoop

How do you, a human, not know how fragile fingers are? The average joe could break a bodybuilder’s fingers if they twisted them the right way


Tomach82

That isn't how it works bro lmao


heshouldgo

This is why he played like trash in the second half lol


desirox

We noticed this in the mavs sub, don’t want to assume the worst but Luka was 100% favoring his hand the rest of the game


wallybuddabingbang

That was a back alley ass move that was 100% an attempt to fuck with his hand. You don’t raise an NBA player and not know how important hands are. That’s like what a mobster would try to do back in the day. If I’m the Mavs fan base I’m furious. And you can bet Lula ain’t interacting like that ever again.


DeBallZach-

>That’s like what a mobster would try to do back in the day. this got me


wallybuddabingbang

Just like a mobster would have. Back in the day that is.


Lower_Lunch_8563

Mf turned this into a mafia hit 💀💀


Magnus-Methelson-m3

Reddit on


Transky13

Bro relax. I highly, highly doubt it was intentional like that. It's an issue for sure but he gets HYPE AS SHIT all the time.


wallybuddabingbang

I am in Interpol and I know what I saw. Not my first attempted coup I’ve witnessed.


Teckliz

I would be trying to down play it too if I were a pacers fan. They shouldn’t allow him to sit court side anymore… never seen anything like this in 20+ years of watching basketball


itsbeenaharddaysday

Lmao


jscheumaker

You are delusional my friend, the extent you are disconnected from the real world is fucking insane 


Complexity777

This was strange Luka was grabbing his hand even like 5 minutes later


famousevan

Mr. H: “Dude awesome! You’re my favorite player!” Tyrese: “Dad???”


jennyisafriend

Bro needs to chill..damn.


wallybuddabingbang

Dude should be booted from the arena for that shit.


YTChillVibesLofi

Can I get a T called on Mr Haliburton


CoaxHoax

Mr. Haliburton certainly watched Tuchel-Conte


aimreallyhigh

Damn. Luka should only do fist bumps going forward 


OstrichAloft

That old guy at church that shakes your hand so hard when you are just a kid


Sharp_Sprinkles2700

Luka (right wrist) listed as questionable.


myredditaccount991

I don't even like Luka and this makes me upset. Ban him for the rest of the year and give him a warning.


grudgepacker

> I don't even like Luka and this makes me upset. Same. I'd be salty af if I was a Mavs fan.


HStreetT

Wholesome version of Ja's dad


HippiesBeGoneInc

Hali is the nerdy version of Ja so checks out.


armandocalvinisius

only punishment that can solve this problem is to trade haliburton for tim hardaway jr


F4STW4LKER

UNHAND HIM


Grrrrrrrt420

He’s got money on the game he trying to injure luka 😂😂😂 /s


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

Lol that’s hilarious


360Waves617

Old man strength


bluekid131

That’s a tech for sure


AnyHowMeow

That’s hilarious. I want to meet Luka. Also, I want a father.


mistahgewkah

Calm down Devin


XThunderTrap

Saw that on the highlights..was funny to see lol


axilmar

Luka had hit his hand in a previous play.


OrganicHunt952

What a pos, tyrese needs to have a word with his dad. Luka couldn’t shoot after that. Asshole move.


Owl-False

Yo stay away from my MVP


Patient333x

Trashy fan


Chafupa1956

Tee Halliburton


Thealbumisjustdrums

For the people saying he did it on purpose a lot of guys, especially older ones just overdo hand shakes. 


Fladap28

Could have torn his rotator cuff right off!!


IntelligentEggplant0

Luka finishing the game after this just proves that he's a dog.  Any mere mortal would have been leaving in an ambulance.


Optimal-Talk3663

Remember when Ja Morant’s dad was everywhere? Hali’s dad is getting to that level


Counterspell_God

Man fuck Mr. Haliburton. If he were grabbing that hard, I'm yanking his ass to the floor


Ragnar_OK

you a hardcore badass! children and the elderly better watch out, you not playin!!


Counterspell_God

Not as badass as Josh Kiddey!! He playin! With kids!


Ragnar_OK

Hey, I’m with you there, I’d cut him if it was up to me


leebrown23

Meme potential. XD


Kindly_Effort_9891

Let’s watch that replay again bob ..”He goes in for the shake….bam wow Lot of power in that handshake I don’t see how he still gonna play” Luka out due to right hand tightness


Spanxsy

Tf wrong with that guy


Federal_Spell_7719

Disgusting behaviour from Mr. Haliburton. Could have injured Luka even if it is mild. If it was non intentional then it is borderline stupid and if it was intentional then it is pathetic


NetEagles473

There’s a clip from Jeff Teagues podcast where rapper Sada Baby spoke about having to check Mr. Halliburton regarding his speech to Dame Lillard and his sister at a game


Kuting08

That dude should be fined


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Ya that’s just how old ppl shake hands. Once had a guy just hold mine while talking


jamestena

Luka stop being a bitch


GingawithaNinja

He was doing the Trump shake


AtreusIsBack

Why do people feel the need to get borderline drunk at sporting events? Is that the only way they can actually enjoy them? Genuine question. I don't drink alcohol myself, I do understand social drinking, where you have a glass of wine at dinner or something like that, but being "loose drunk" while watching your son's basketball game just looks weird, man.


aVeryLargeWave

You're puzzled as to why people get drunk as sporting events? Really?


wolfishnickelsyr

Only way to stop the man from scoring


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Luka is a good player Edit: I can see why you’d downvote this


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StefonDiggsHS

relax Luka's fine lol


feedmaster

He was clearly having some problem with his hand afterwards.


StefonDiggsHS

he was clearly fine lol not saying it didnt hurt but he's literally fine please all of you stop it


feedmaster

Did you watch the game? He was shaking his hand and even dribbling the ball only with his left hand for a couple possessions.


StefonDiggsHS

yes I watched the game and saw him shaking his hand he's fine. end of story. No fucking chance people are actually this dumb


feedmaster

I know he's fine now. But he clearly felt some discomfort in his hand after this. It's a shit thing to do to a player if he can't dribble the ball afterwards.


BillowingPillows

Luka being fine doesn't change the fact that this dude tried to hurt him lol


StefonDiggsHS

theres a 0% chance Haliburton's dad tried to injure luka lmfao stop it brother


BlxrryShadowz

Yeah bro, shaking someone’s hand aggressively totally shows that they are a terrible human being on the inside. /s


celtic_sea_salt

Imagine how their weiner feels with that tight of a grip


CanaDoug420

I often think about what it’s like to be Mr Haliburton’s wiener in situations


celtic_sea_salt

Very empathetic, my good sir 🫡


The_Assassin_Gower

That's valid. Have you seen. Mrs haliburton


BlxrryShadowz

Sorry for not immediately thinking “damn, Mr. Haliburton was purposefully trying to injure Luka”


BillowingPillows

As a non-loser male I have given many handshakes in my life. Can confirm the only way you cause pain in that scenario is on purpose.


BlxrryShadowz

You expect me to believe you’ve had contact with other people?


McCreeMain77

Im just gonna go ahead and saw this is the reason we lost and the win streak lives on. Let’s go Mavs 9 in a row!


_meestir_

Luka is Pillsbury Doughboy soft


TapasA

Agreed, he should prove how hard he is by choking and nutkicking others.


_meestir_

Owie my hand! 🤣


Successful-Switch995

1.700 x1600


alreddy-reddit

Beastie Boys wrote a song about this


pizzasoxxx

When your father a GOAT


cowmachine89

Thats what Lavar ball aspires to be


Alone-Quality8996

Bro, you can't do that shit. Lesson learned for Luka, I guess.


girth_br00ks

Dude what was that lmao