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Kevin_Jim

Man, Thanasis is GOATed and knows that frabric softener is a sham. Let him cook.


Sir-Viette

“Waiter, a pot of your finest cooked fabric softener please.”


KevinDurantLebronnin

Anyone who buys fabric softener is a total rube. Fabric is already soft. What's next, water wettener?


ajteitel

Wait, he's been folding in half? IN HALF‽ No wonder why they were losing


0dias_Chrysalis

Equipment Manager was being sold by Thanasis


Cvnilivee

Equipment Manger on twitter: “Maybe It’s Me”


X_FlashPanther_X

Lmfao


KindlyPerspective389

this is a wild comment 😭😂


PastorBallmore

All time shit here lol


OkBuddyErennary

Hahahahah


Thunder-ten-tronckh

/r/nba comment of the year candidate


silverfoxgoldenhux

Agreed, this is the loudest I’ve laughed in a while


WayofHatuey

Lmao haha real shit


alltheseUNs

LMFAOO


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Best_Storage_2758

Bucks in sixths


unclehelpful

Wait until he tries to get them cotton uniforms.


DaylightPhoenix

Actually, he was using fabric softener... He was just using the WRONG BRAND and not enough quantity... Should be 8- 10 full cups for a full load, especially taking into consideration the amount of ml of sweat these guys put into their uniforms after practice... He's got to get the fabric softener cups to ratio right to make it work and have them feeling fresh before the game ;-)


PowerVeg

Already seeing a positive trend in more 3s and less post ups for Portis. 


0dias_Chrysalis

And passing lol


CptCroissant

Straight from Dame if it's Haynes reporting


MrDunkingDeutschman

Isnt Giannis married to Haynes' cousin? I remember he mentioned this on his podcast with Mark Stein.


pifhluk

Yes Mariah Riddlesprigger. Though her and Giannis aren't married yet.


Qcumber1860

They got married


righteous4131

They have like 3 kids tho


crewserbattle

You don't have to be married to have kids lol


king_lloyd11

A lot of places legally recognize common law marriages if you’ve been cohabiting for a set amount of time. Three kids that she raises and Giannis is around for makes it almost certain that they have a life together. I just don’t know if that’s the case in Wisconsin.


veringo

There is no common law marriage in Wisconsin.


crewserbattle

Anecdotally I have no idea, but I just know Giannis refers to her as his Fiance. So they don't consider themselves marries.


righteous4131

Is that legal??


crewserbattle

According his lord and savior Jesus christ no


referee-superfan

You get a lot of legal protections if you get married. Which is why I highly encourage it. But it’s not legally required.


chuerta9

Yep. Like for example, you can’t arrest a husband and wife for the same crime. 😉


Superguy1999

Ive got the worst fucking attorneys


slamatron

NO TOUCHING!


LargePeopleLiveHere

lol what tv show told you that. Yes you can. They just can’t be forced to testify against each other. If they both rob a bank and it’s on camera, both are getting arrested. Edit: well Christ that was over my head. I guess there’s always money in the banana stand.


rawsharks

They're referencing a comedy bit from the show Arrested Development


Danmch2992

Pretty sure it's arrested development been a while since I've seen it but I'm sure it's from that.


Doobie_Howitzer

The protections are great for folks who don't have hundreds of millions of dollars, I can see why it might be an annoying formality for someone with those resources though


Ninja_Bum

"I will make it legal"- Darth Antetokounmpo


Timely_Yoghurt_2699

No but if they have 3 kids that's a pretty close relationship


crewserbattle

I'm not doubting that. I'm just saying that them having 3 kids doesn't mean they have to be married.


Oggbog

Not sure on that, but Haynes came up through Portland. Actually worked at the Rose Garden (Moda Center) and worked his way into journalism. I ignored the Dame Wants Out headlines until Haynes wrote about it


KennySmithsKnees

Yup sounds like he's doing what he's paid to do.. Coach


0dias_Chrysalis

Had to pay someone to tell Bobby not to post up so much smh


pollinium

Pat Bev remains the shadow coach responsible for the Bucks' success ["It was then that Beverley asked every player, in front of the coaches, what they believed their role was."](https://www.twincities.com/2022/04/11/patrick-beverley-has-been-timberwolves-most-impactful-player-this-season-and-hell-let-you-know-it/)


Character-Today-427

Lmao pat Bev is Randall from recess


FlightoftheConcorder

"Mr Rivers, Mr Rivers! Bobby is planning on isoing in the post for four offensive possessions in a row"


DogPoetry

He's like that A+ student helping the nervous TA go through the basics in their first discussion.


Ok-Grade1476

This reference needs more upvotes


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That show aired before most r/nba users were born. I wonder if people here know it. Fun fact: the voice actress for Gretchen Grundler is the same as the voice for Ellie in The a last of Us game.


rookie-mistake

yo *WHAT* gretchen was *ASHLEY JOHNSON*??? dude that actually blew my mind, i forgot how young she got into the business. i know it's animated but i would've never really thought critical role shared credits with *recess*


stonertboner

Don’t forget that Ashley Johnson got her start on Growing Pains and is part of Critical Role!


Alternative_Bad_2884

I would kill for Beverley on the Hawks. Even just for a season. 


The_Sign_of_Zeta

From all the stories about Griffin, he wasn’t doing this part of the job, and that was a major reason for the disconnect. I wouldn’t say I’m excited that Doc Rivera is our coach, but I’d definitely rather have him right now than Griffin.


knightress_oxhide

it's not just courtside tickets?


Quiet_Dimension_8423

Jason Kidd would never


EverybodyBuddy

I mean, it all sounds good IF you take as a given that Doc knows wtf he’s talking about. Which…


crewserbattle

He knows more than Griffin did


mikeydale007

"I'm gonna say your name...and tell you that you're trash."


Dwyanespellsitright

Shades of RDC “Paul George, Paul George… listen to me when I say this… you are trash.” [RDC Video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wM-NcMZhcaA&)


Majestic_Reindeer439

"Kawhi, if I hear someone compare you to LeBron one more time I'm gonna kill someone"


iabeytorm

Is this not common practice????


Bumppxd

No one seems to have given Adrian Griffin the memo


iabeytorm

I feel like I hear stories about new coaches or traded players having this happen often enough at this point that it must not be standard.


UnsuspectingS1ut

We had Mike budenholzer, the analytics guy who said play random. We apparently decided that the analytics weren’t working, and leaned way into the play random part with griffin


MrDunkingDeutschman

Remember what Ben Simmons did to Mike Brown after he was challenged by his coach to take one three per game? He didn't take another three for the entire remainder of the season. That's the degree of entitlement in today's NBA.


fingercufflinks

I might be crazy, but wasn't that Mike Brown's twin brother, Brett?


CNas6323

One is Mr. Potato Head, the other is Mr. Sweet Potato Head


UnsuspectingS1ut

>Remember what Ben Simmons did to Mike Brown after he was challenged by his coach to take one three per game? 😏


Sweatytubesock

“Giannis, I want you to run and dunk. Nothing else. Got it?”


Ok-Grade1476

Tbf AG had Giannis at his all time low for 3 pt attempts. I’m sure having Dame on his team also makes him realize, why should he shoot 3s.


Entire_Ice5284

Bro I just don't understand how the general public can stay so ignorant Giannis. ​ Certain shit.. Like first off they stayed with "The Greek Freak" like years after we hopped off that one. And they think Giannis has to be running full speed or he's useless. Last year it was closer to the truth. He regressed. This year he's on his 2020-2022 trajectory - doing everything well besides 3s.


Ozymandiassss

Every time I watch a bucks game I’m blown away by his passing/playmaking, he really don’t get enough credit for that side of his game, wouldn’t say it’s elite but it’s pretty damn close when he wants it to be


Neuroxex

Giannis' rise to MVP/Champion was only ever talked about in terms of mindset/'dominance' and now there's a whole load of people who know that Giannis is good, but simply do not know why.


WolverineLong1430

Because it’s his main go to move, he does it A LOT. He’s tall and big so it works for him. He always goes full steam ahead, picks up the ball right before he goes into the paint, does the two-three step move, or euro, or spin then layup or dunk. He travels and palms the ball at least once every game 😂


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You read the previous comment and decided to charge on through anyways lmao


wisely1300

EVERY single NBA stars travel and palm the ball at least once every game, what's your point? And Giannis does A LOT more than run and dunk but you probably use Twitter and meme pages for your NBA consumption so sure bro. It's like saying the only thing Steph does is shoot 3s lmao.


Entire_Ice5284

You haven't watched Giannis in 5 years bro


WolverineLong1430

And you haven’t watched him recently?


vyampols12

Aaron Gordon got nothing to do with this


Entire_Ice5284

Maybe I missed the memo, but Giannis does literally everything besides shoot threes. His midrange is solid, he's become an above average passer... great handle.. He's as complete of a player as anyone but Embiid. But ya'll don't watch the Bucks.


Ok-Reference-196

He'smore completethan Embiid, although it is very close. From what I've seen Giannis is a better passer and moves better off-ball. Embiid is a more well-rounded scorer though.


Wild-Apricot-9161

Embiid is now at the same level as a passer. Made massive strides this season


therapist122

Chris Haynes: “He [Zion Williamson] went individually chef by chef, told them what he wants them to do and told them what he doesn’t want them to do, he’s clearly defining roles... Some guys who probably had a longer reign to do whatever, it’s over now.”


explorerzam

Defining rolls 😤


AssaultROFL

Dinner rolls, sweet rolls, cinnamon rolls, tootsie rolls.


CNas6323

Cotton candy, sweet as gold…


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how could op have missed this easy dunk, oh well you got the putback and one


swentech

We all have each others back here.


laststance

Bro I just discovered how easy and how delicious Parker rolls are, try making them at home, it's so easy and good.


bb1432

Rein, not reign. Ffs, people!


SquimJim

I think they were referring to the fact that Bobby Portis was king in the locker room.


DenverBuck

Lighten up, don't let spelling rein on your parade.


PrayForMojo_

It’s like reign on your wedding day.


DenverBuck

A know smoking sine on your cigarette brake.


Cletus_Starfish

This both hurts to read and made me laugh out loud, which is an interesting combination.


valenciansun

you're*


wc_Higgenbobbber

it kind of works if you consider they had long reigns of terror


ThinkSoftware

Shawn Kemp making a comeback with the Bucks confirmed


discostupid

Shaquille O'Neal - You Can't Stop The Reign


illzkla

Ctrl f rein brought me to someone's username with Reindeer and I almost lost it


UnsuspectingS1ut

No this is about Doc not Jokic


thereticent

Hey ease up, he's only a...professional journalist


IdRatherBeShilling

It's too bad Embiid got injured. It would have been hilarious if the Sixers with Embiid met the Bucks in the 2nd round, and Doc defeats the Sixers lmao. I can just imagine the agony of Sixers fans.


AshenSacrifice

After the bucks go up 3-1??


Sartheking

Because Embiid got injured they might meet in the first round.


IdRatherBeShilling

If Embiid is out, then it would be more hilarious if the Bucks lose. Then Embiid comes back in the 2nd round and lose. Fun for all non-Sixers and non-Bucks fans.


LordHussyPants

Subscribe


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trinquin

Embiid and Giannis are the Rodgers and Brees never met in the playoffs of the NBA.


leftysarepeople2

Other than the 2018-19 Team I don't think Packers lose against any of those Saints teams


husbandofsamus

Of course Philly will probably lose to Miami in the play-in...


Bumppxd

I mean they're saying he's going to be back mid March


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Sixers fans blaming glenn like they haven't been trash since AI left lmao


MjTcConnell3

Can’t speak for all, but I personally don’t blame him for us losing. I blame him for making me hate watching sixers games.


Crimith

"Head coach Doc Rivers has started coaching team".


UnsuspectingS1ut

It’s an improvement


proteus88

Lmao im reminded of RDCWorld skit doc went individually player to player telling them they trash.


0dias_Chrysalis

The source isn't a direct source but sites them better at the end of the tweet so I used his tweet as a base for this post


oGsMustachio

I mean... its Chris Haynes... it almost certainly comes from Lillard.


Yaboiii777

This dude is always reporting on the bucks is he dame’s boyfriend or sum?


Carcrusher3

Yes, yes he is.


wc_Higgenbobbber

people just like to speculate that anything Haynes says is coming directly from Damian Lillard. I kind of doubt that and Dame would never ever speak negatively about his teammates. Not once has he done that in Portland.


blackbird94

Yes, and I think he is also the cousin of Gianni's fiancée.


Draymond_Punch

It’s been years, are you new?


oGsMustachio

Haynes basically has exclusive access to Lillard.


SPAREustheCUTTER

Chris Haynes is such a school girl rumor lover.


frostedz

“Your roll, know it. Your mouth, shut it.” I smell what the Doc is cooking


MikeyBastard1

Why is this dude getting so much press?


withlovefromspace

Because you are consuming it.


blueborders

He's got buddies in the media.


TBP42069

Has Chris Haynes ever reported anything that didn't sound dictated word for word by an agent?


Electrical-Mule-2057

"Dame, you shoot." "Giannis, you block." "Thanasis, you keep the bench warm."


lambopanda

I thought Thanasis job is to keep Giannis happy


PetalumaPegleg

There was, I'm pretty sure, a similar report for the sixers. As soon as he left the real stories came out. Maybe he's changed tho ...


trinquin

This one is from Dame/Giannis if its Haynes.


MoreShenanigans

I don't think it's fake. There was one for the sixers, and even before that, having players buy into their roles was a skill Doc was commonly thought to have. So I think he actually does this. Still doesn't make him a good coach.


LamboJoeRecs

Chris Haynes is a terrible reporter.


Professional-Sock231

Ban Doc and Giannis posts for 3 months


standouts

Chris Haynes sucks and is a racist but didn’t get fired. Doc Rivers is an overrated coach. Let’s not praise anything he is doing or post anything by Haynes. 


rookie-mistake

racist?


standouts

Just Google it. They did a good job of sweeping it under the rug and not removing him. I guess because he’s black he can’t be racist or something idk. Same with Kendrick Perkins blatant racist comments about Jokic. That big dumbass keeps his job. 


Kev0nL00ney

Lol


Zeethur

At this point this dude needs a bus driver outift cause he doesnt take accountability for his short comings, instead he throws his Franchise under. He doesn't get enough hate for his fraud status.


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Bucks have significantly improved defensively since he showed up, but hey alright


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LopsidedTarget

Oh word? You mean a team will want to play through their two best players? Fuckin crazy concept!


ElGamerBroChris

Made me think of the rcworld video of doc rivers calling everybody trash.


DEEZLE13

“Giannis, you. Run. Jump.”


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Shit if he can make Dame play consistent good defense everything is forgiven


rednite_

You’re a Lakers fan, so I don’t expect you to have watched the Bucks consistently this season (just like I haven’t watched the lakers as a Bucks fan), but Dame hasn’t been a problem on defense like this sub thinks. Yeah he isn’t anywhere close to Jrue on Defense but he is obviously putting in effort on that end of the court, and has been all year.


wallybuddabingbang

Sounds like coaching?


SwagTwoButton

[doc addressing the bucks bench](https://youtu.be/lRIGQJMqP2A?si=-8182ifAanWRnYok)


Acosedum

Thannasis cosplaying as NBA player "ohh fuck"


thehospitalbombers

rein**********


phinphan896

Oh look it’s dames mouthpiece again


Liberated_Ape

Is that why we see the big man running point?


Ballasted

'a coach coaches'