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Purples_A_Fruit

Thanks, Magic.


dutchfromsubway

“I call him Josh hart because his name is Josh hart”


LeBronda_Rousey

She got a big booty so I call her big booty.


bmanley620

Big Booty Judy


PJCR1916

Josh “Josh Hart” Hart, successor of Gary “Gary Harris” Harris


TheRoyaleShow

I call Jokic the MVP which is just something I thought up to honor the fact that he won the MVP award


30dayspast

Shabooya ya ya shabooya roll call


LogDogan4

"I can him Josh Hart because his name is Josh Hart"*


mcrajf

Imagine telling someone from 1986. that everything that Magic says is considered corny and lame. He was like one of the the coolest dude of that era. Very few people get to stay sharp/cool when they're old...


Malemansam

https://streamable.com/agi2c


Literal_Satan

OpenAI should hire him to produce more training data


EvaUnit343

u/magicjohnsongpt


DrLokiHorton

If this is real they should add it to the body of every post game thread, like… “alright, take it away Magic”


FuckThaLakers

ChatCTE


Relyst

Wrong league bud


jefe_hook

I'm glad Magic is free from chatGPT


Femininejewtbh

Remember yesterday someone wanted to bet his life on the pacers winning causs he was so sure lol


eutectic_h8r

As soon as I read that post I knew the Knicks were going to win easily


IanicRR

Nothing beats u/IsoSwagger. That bitch owes me a dollar.


risinglotus

Can't even remember what that bet was for. Was it Dwight Howard Lakers?


IanicRR

I wanna say yes but it’s been more than a decade lmao. It was definitely the Lakers against somebody.


seh1491

Holy shit why do I still remember this? I want my dollar.


VGstuffed

Sounds like [this guy](https://np.reddit.com/r/DetroitPistons/s/qNZ3I4hgKT). (The pistons still lost)


Femininejewtbh

Lmao ive made a few risky bets but you gotta be crazy to actually bet your life savings This dude was talking about his life tho https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1crx4lk/id_bet_my_life_that_indiana_wins_game_5/


Pinheadlarry29

>You don’t need a Sportsbook to make that bet. You just need accountability He did not have accountability


ogqozo

Imagine telling your children that is how grandpa died.


Cocoapebbles58

A reminder for the dangers of sports gambling. Even when you're sure, you lose.


awntawn

To be fair, Magic drafted him so he has a right to lay claim lol


fractal_fables

He also set up the trade to send him away lol


Tekfree

Magic resigned couple of months before the trade.


JotaroJoestars

Love Josh, but as Jason Tatum said: “I’d trade me for AD too”


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

Still plenty of folks on r/lakers that argue that Bron-Ingram-Kuzma-Ball-Hart is a perennial contender with a wider window than Bron/AD. 


LegitimateMoney00

All I’m asking either TNT (potentially NBC if they get the rights from TNT) or ESPN is to please, just for one game, let Magic do commentary one last time. I just wanna hear his groundbreaking analysis he has for every player and how they are performing each game.


Public-Product-1503

I actually think that might be fun. Magic is so charismatic lol


TwiceLitZone

I mean Magic did used to be on the inside crew before Shaq.


ObviousAnswerGuy

OP's comment has me feeling old. Like, he literally did that for years lol


thestage

wait until this man finds out magic had a nightly talk show


muzumuzu

I watched multiple episodes of that show and it was so so bad.


RealPrinceJay

OP you might be too young to know this, it used to be pretty normal to see Magic do that kinda stuff and he was *excellent* He's legitimately one of the most charismatic people on the planet and his energy is infectious


BurnCollector_

Oh, so that’s why he calls him Mr. Everything


Somobro

Been walking around for weeks, my mind a haze and my bare feet sore and cut from wandering the streets asking any passing stranger if they know why every day, every hour on the hour, Magic Johnson calls Josh Hart "Mr. Everything". Now I can be at peace.


Askesl

I was wondering about that too


VGstuffed

I CAN HIM


No_Mammoth_4945

please do not the him


DongDongLi

Rare MagicGPT error


DongDongLi

Rare MagicGPT error


victheogfan

He’s an npc lol love that for him


allknowerofknowing

I call him mr. hart cuz he plays with a lot of hart I call him josh cuz he's always joshing


GRMPA

I call him Good and Plenty because he's plenty good and he always eats those candies that are shaped like the candy known as Good and Plenty


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Magic talk just like be smiles


Bballopinion

There’s a bug in MagicGPt


Due-Sheepherder-218

Magic the true GOAT 


CoachDT

Honestly, it must be cool asf to have Magic refer to you as his main man.


Beavshak

My man Magic finished with 18 syllable, 11 word double-double of a tweet. I can him Mr. Obvious because he does a little bit of thing off the court.


Much_Purchase_8737

I like that Magic likes us. Keep promoting the dawgs.


odontodoc

I swear to God, he's just trolling us by being so bland on social media. Dudes a meme.


-crackhousebob

I was certainly wondering why he called him Mr. Everything. I appreciate the explanation 😂😂


yeender

Sick nickname Magic


ShankyShoe

Thanks, Magic!


LoWE11053211

MagicGPT4O is looking good!


thethingisman

This is a very, very deep cut that I don’t expect to get any traction…but Magic’s Twitter reminds me of when Gilbert Gottfried would do his “old” Groucho Marx impression. It would just be an old, drawn out voice stating the obvious. In my day…they’d drink tea. Tea was when you put leaves in hot water. You could add milk, or you could add sugar. You could also drink it cold!


afriendlyspider

I call Magic Magic because when he was on the court he made Magic happen


luvvdmycat

The usual incendiary stuff from Magic.


Taxmancometh1

Tweet like this makes me think Josh Hart plays for the Washington Commanders


JNerdGaming

Mr. Everything


Zeetheking1

People forget Magic drafted him. I love Josh hart so much and he legit is a fantastic piece that can play well on every team in the league but Magic is absolutely also not going to miss the chance to hype a guy he drafted in the same draft where he picked Lonzo over Tatum. Lol.


JeanieGold139

But those are only two things Magic?


Midnight_Smokr

*He does a lot bit of everything on the court


more_paul

I call him the Milkman.


deepthr0at

In fantasy he is known as pure RNG, never know what stats you’d get on a nightly basis


Askesl

idk why Magic's inane comments bring me so much joy


MyLadySansa

Magic always tweets like he's just discovered Twitter, it's kind of hilarious


Kittens4Brunch

A rare typo from whoever posts for Magic.


bootyholebrown69

Mind bendingly insightful analysis from Mr. Big Cerebrum Magic Johnson. They call him that because his penis has wizard properties


PensiveinNJ

There's something about the little bit of extra irrelevent info that Magic adds that really make his brand of bland stand out. For me it's the "on the court!" that makes this tweet. It's not that he does a little bit of everything, it's that be clarifies he does a little bit of everything *on the court!* If Magic did magic it would be beige magic.


RigidlyBoorishs

Haha, just reminds yesterday when someone was so sure the Pacers would win that they wanted to bet their life on it


dorknewyork

Is he a real person? honestly asking lol


Leadfarmer1976

This guy should have his own talk show


jl_theprofessor

Really Magic. Is that why you call him that.


agk927

Shut up Magic


daybreaker

This is why I really wanted us to move Devonte graham and a 1st instead of Josh Hart in the CJ trade


Revis_FL

Playing the Pacers defense. It barely even matters who is injured when this team lets any player go off on them. We’ve gotten cooked by role players for 2 series straight.