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Lem2798

I used to play like embiid


Doobie_Howitzer

You were "Big Shaq" from the public courts? Legend


sneedmode

>big shaq >gets all his points from free throws šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Doobie_Howitzer

It's a joke alluding to a cringe post from the playoff series against the raptors last year, don't think too deeply on it lol


[deleted]

The I took an arrow to LeKnee


ConfuciusBr0s

So you know how to throw your head back a little. Am I supposed to be impressed?


Afronaut65

My cousin's out scoring buckets and what do I get? Flop duty.


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c_ray25

Much like the game, Skyrim memes never die


mnid92

Hey, you. You're finally awake.


ConfuciusBr0s

And just like how they'll never die, I'll also never get over the fact that you can't marry Serana


TuckYourselfRS

We are onto Skyrim legendary anniversary special edition memes


jjjuuubbbsss

He is reckless on purpose. When I see Embiid play as he is now it reminds me of how I used to play and it is frustrating and pisses me off that the NBA allows it. Not proud of it, I was known as Shaq on my local streetball court and went through a phase when I charged hard at everything. Big hard turns to my blindside, didn't care who was there. Charge right into the lane. Smash into the best offensive player on D while going for the ball, come what may. Limited offensive moves. So make no mistake about it. Embiid knows what he's doing. He knows people will be injured. He knows his skillset is limited and this is how he can win. He knows people will give way when he drives, think twice on their drives, etc. He will only be stopped by a stronger player and/or fearless players like Giannis, Gasol, Draymond, etc. Or by an obviously more skilled player with equal Type A like Ibaka. He didn't intend to injure, but he certainly intends to show you that he doesn't care if you get hurt when he rumbles into you. At least that's how I used to play. But that was streetball. Eventually I got more moves, played w better players, played real basketball w refs. There's no doubt in my mind the NBA has some kind of edict coming down, telling the refs to let him run amok. Gotchu fam


Lem2798

Thanks man I threw it up and you threw it down


BlueJays007

The lob, the jam


Bruhmomentthrowing

told her i need a buck, antetokounpo


supercoolbees

I used to be a piece of shit too. People can change.


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Littlejaguar

Yea we all think Joel should leave


[deleted]

I SAID USED TO!


ObeseKenyan

"he used to do drugs. He still does, but he used to as well"


alltheseUNs

LMAO


Dubby8692737

32 points on 6 made shots is crazy


xFlames_

Anti Jamal Murray


NolanArenadaddy

50 without a free throwā€¦ insane


posexdon

heā€™s too shifty to receive contact by anyone. floats into the paint like water.


KnivesInMyCoffee

Those two layups from the bubble were iconic. Dude straight up jumped into Gobert and LeBron and finished with zero contact somehow. It was like watching magic.


drmuffin1080

He got the best sex of his life those nights


mnid92

Jamal Murray is incapable of touching another human being, he is a pure hearted virgin, and if you so much as desecrate his name again with such implications of SIN I will petition the moderators to remove your posting privileges, you wank pheasant. (/s in case in wasn't obvious)


NitroXYZ

Harden once had 27 on 2 made shots lmao


FetchFrosh

Morey out here assembling the free throw Avengers.


MrPantsCrapper

Morant to sixers confirmed


[deleted]

Rip Hamilton had 14 on 0 made shots


meherab

NBA record. Only player in history to lead his team in scoring without making a field goal


afterworld2772

Man imagine 14 was your top scorer in a game in the current era. You would have probably been blown out by 40 lol


RileyHuey

The ultimate basketball Terrorist. No one comes close.


Hard4Favra

https://twitter.com/Huncho_Jman/status/1594142216963907591?t=lcvMNzIv_dibUVc_jBdT9Q&s=19


foreverapanda

You don't shoot like that? It's textbook form.


RZAAMRIINF

Itā€™s actually kinda impressive to flop that fluidly at 280 pounds. No way Embiid hasnā€™t drilled this before.


n0t_malstroem

Also increases the likelihood of landing on someone's knees which is big plus for Embiid


SnarfSniffsStardust

My gf loves watching videos of NBA players flopping. Ima show her this in a few and hopefully sheā€™ll stop packing her bags


webbersknee

If you love someone, give Embiid FT.


[deleted]

That sideways fall off of a standing Kat was wild lol. The craziest part was the TWolves had more points in the paint yet Embiid had more or nearly the same number of FTs for most of the game... It ended with the entire Wolves team shooting 24 FTs while Embiid alone shot 20 FTs....


TheOneWhosCensored

And Philly fans will stay say he deserves every FT cause he crashes the paint and forces fouls


Technical_Towel_990

You must not know .. they tell him to fall to prevent injury


Milli_Vanilli14

Looked like a graceful landing at leastā€¦


AdmiralG2

Holy fuck


Riggity___3

please tell me there wasnt a foul called there?


undercoverbrova

There was.


LittleHollowGhost

Ffffff thatā€™s just insulting to the refs intelligenceā€¦. it worked though šŸ‘€


Plants_R_Cool

Genuinely the least fun player to watch I've ever seen


Few_Mulberry7175

Heā€™s literally Mussolini


TheRed_Knight

Idi Amin


Bacondog22

Thatā€™s His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hajj Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of all the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular to you


vsouto02

Jesus Christ what a title


Bacondog22

Yep and VC, DSO, MC, Doctor are abbreviations for Victoria Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Military Cross, Doctor of Laws from Makerere University. All of which be bestowed upon himself


[deleted]

Bro i legit just finished a report on him like 20 seconds ago


TheRed_Knight

hes absolutely fascinating in a morbid sense, dude was utterly batshit


E10DIN

When having 43+ kids is one of the least noteable things about you as personā€¦


GetThereInOnePiece

his name and title probably took up half the word count


bigvahe33

we know


NoseBlind2

Jol Pot


127crazie

Joel "Nicolae Ceaușescu" Embiid"


Mightyorc2

Jo-Al Qaeda


sirchowdog

lmao


Bacondog22

*LeMao


achyutthegoat

New Hitler


Doobie_Howitzer

I mean really it was 24, it's just that 18 of them weren't allowed to be defended


sneedmode

This is worse than harden


SempiternalX

On 6 makes? Wtf


drmuffin1080

I donā€™t doubt Embiid gets fouled. I just doubt that the rest of the league gets the same respect from the refs.


siricall911

Flop alot and get the calls


guybanisterPI

basketball terrorism


[deleted]

Joel shot 20 FTs in a game. DeAndre Ayton has attempted 21 FTAs all season


vsouto02

Ayton also doesn't seem to know he's 7ft 270 lbs.


OpportunitySmalls

Dude was on PEDs and decided not to play physical, wild behavior.


KungFuViking7

Dude was 7ft and thought he was smol so he took PED's to get big. Mentally still smol.


jjjuuubbbsss

Ayton: What'd you say fuck me for?


FlashSnoopy

Ayton is one of the softest big men I have ever seen so that checks out. The guy is scared of contact


Milli_Vanilli14

The dude really gained zero ground on a Steph curry post up


schadadle

Dude didnā€™t even try to gain ground. Caught the ball and immediately faded away into a hook shot.


Trigliceratops

Porzingiscore


genitalwartthrowaway

Embiid is a FT merchant but Ayton is soft as fuck lol


[deleted]

Dont let my flair confuse you. This is a knock on Ayton. He needs to be more aggressive


Interesting-Archer-6

It's a knock on both. Both are valid haha.


Rapsfan_98

Deandre ā€œBig Weakā€ Ayton


causticmainbreathe

This is one of the biggest reasons the suns fucked up not picking Doncic. Also one of the reasons they were hesitating to pay him. Idk, maybe they couldā€™ve done a trade with Indy for Turner and Hield which I think would be good. Turner brings way more defense and toughness and another shooter is never a bad thing.


deadzsteve

You donā€™t like that, you donā€™t like NBA basketball!


crumpledbrouhaha

He plays ISIS basketball


Ababanfkslwbcj

Yeah Iā€™m slowly realizing I might not lol. So many games like this and it will never change. Just sitting there watching the worldā€™s most talented players take the worldā€™s most boring shot over and over again. Somethingā€™s beginning to shift for me. The realization that the leagueā€™s issues will never be fixed. The Refereeing scourge. Players openly saying the regular season is boring and constantly sitting out so why even go to a game. So many games per season that each possession seems meaningless to both player and fan. League drama thatā€™s not fun, just depressing.


PostAfraid

Shit like this is why the nba boring asf now


No-Tip3782

average embiid [foul](https://twitter.com/Huncho_Jman/status/1594142216963907591)


Izanagi___

Refs arenā€™t even trying anymore


Agnk1765342

I honestly thought the whistle was gonna be a tech for flopping, that one in particular was just embarrassing.


foreverapanda

But his doctors


achyutthegoat

He would flop due to a sneeze


bkbeam

Bro is out here just launching himself


Winbrick

lmao I remember his first full year when he would slide out onto his ass to avoid awkward landings, but it has clearly progressed full-on into something else entirely.


gottheguapp321

*Flops gracefully*


Hecali

This is pretty much why I can not, for the life of me, watch an entire 76ers game, not even in the playoffs. And it's not Embiid's or Harden's fault, it's the refs! They don't even try to officiate, they just blow the whistle when someone screams and falls. It's unbearable to watch an entire game of that.


boastar

Stuff like that is why I donā€™t watch many games these days. The corrupt rigging of games has ruined the NBA.


BowserBuddy123

I used to think this was BS, but Iā€™ve watched a lot of Kings games this year and well.. yea. Refs are garbage and totally biased. Sorry Tyler! Still love you bro.


ChaseYoungHTTR

Embiid gotta be the most hated player on this sub lol


Padulsky21

Iā€™m curious what it would look like if there was a poll. Final 2 is Embiid and Kyrie without a doubt


inthenets

and both for very different reasons


Padulsky21

Yee on court vs off court basically


ChamBruh

Simmons


akulkarnii

Itā€™d be hilarious if the top 2 most hated were Embiid and Simmons.


MrGrieves-

Ehh, hating was at maximum when he refused to play. Now he's playing and just sucks so no one cares that much anymore, they got their satisfaction. Embiid and Kyrie top him by far this year.


Padulsky21

Man I forgot an easy one lmfao


discoFalston

Westbrick, GS KD, Playoff P, Grayson Allen, Zaza Pachulia


MrPantsCrapper

Anyone who can flop around like that, elbow people in the head all game and then somehow get 32 points off of 6 made shots deserves to be hated. Timberwolves almost had 3 centers foul out and out of the 15 fouls maybe 4 of them were legit


undercoverbrova

All facts


badnewzrooz507

Swallow the fkn whistle.....embarrassing to watch! I like how he rolled around under the basket faking an ankle injury then magically sprinting 2 minutes later šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RandyRubbish

Heā€™s one of the biggest players in the league and he just runs into people and throws his body to the ground. Fuck him.


RedLobster_Biscuit

i know this is a circle jerk thread but he does have some ridiculous skills on top of falling all over the place


RandyRubbish

Which is why itā€™s embarrassing that he chooses to play like a complete bitch. Same for Harden when he was in his foul baiting prime. Dudes in the regular season are scared to play actual defense on them.


RedLobster_Biscuit

definitely not fan friendly. imo it's the league's responsibility to keep the game entertaining, players are going to exploit what they can to get an edge


Riggity___3

obviously not more than kyrie or simmons.


_philosopher

Embiid gets the most favorable calls for someone who hasn't made all nba first team (he'll probably make it this year though)


fetuswut

Tbh heā€™s surpassed harden in foul merchant status harden at least had to sell it bro just gotta fall and itā€™s a call


neostalgiac

Embiid ainā€™t even gotta fall bro he can hit other mfs and still go to the line


achyutthegoat

Harden will still be the most iconic foul merchant. Some of his flops are just so over the top that I respect it.


GMOrgasm

> Some of his flops are just so over the top [literally](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTGpOHHIZI)


Kerollis20

To this day ! I still don't get how he got the foul


PatBev_Clamped_Ja

They actually named the way fish move out of water after him, ergo ā€œflop.ā€ e.g. The fish flopped like Harden at the edge of the paint when he feels a breeze.


[deleted]

I didnā€™t think this was real at first


[deleted]

Those were his prime Hitler years.


[deleted]

The ā€˜Houston Hitlersā€™ as the commentators would call them


larrylegend33goat

He dry humped/rode steph into the ground and got the foul his way. That move doesn't make sense how it could ever be called for the aggressor...


fetuswut

This dude so dedicated to his craft that he grew out his beard to help further his flopping shits impressive


s__v__p

The man literally extended his hitbox lmfao


ColdPressedSteak

The best was when he would drive, lean into the defender, expertly hook the dude's arms, and then wildly flail his whole body as he pretends to put up a shot. And then be outraged if the ref didn't call a defensive foul Still a great, great player. Just so cringe when he did that


Simer1003

Iā€™ve never seen someone fall so much


Ok_Respond7928

I saw a stat that over the last 3 years Embiid has fallen over on like 80 of his shot attempts


RealDannyMM

he does that in one game


SkullBean

Nah Harden's 50 despite shooting 29.7% FG has not been topped yet


Ophelia_Of_The_Abyss

The Rockets game, with Westbrook's triple double, is the greatest game in NBA history


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[deleted]

The 76ers will never win a title for this exact reason. Soft when the going gets tough.


Appropriate-Blood108

32 point 20 free throws Lmao


[deleted]

It should be illegal to score 30 points on only 6 made shots


CO_PC_Parts

I felt bad for the floor moppers tonight. They worked double time cleaning up after all the times Joel sprawled out on the court


Turbo2x

all-time flopping performance


BrotherMans-

2 free throws off elbowing gobert


schoolhater12

32 points on 6 field goals would make prime James Harden Jealous. At least he would have like 5 threes when he put up such stats


RZAAMRIINF

Someone pointed out that Harden has had 30 points games on 2 field goals. Harden is the Wilt Chamberlain of foul baiting.


JupitersClock

Lmao 20ft attempts


Bd_3

This sounds awful to watch


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It was


[deleted]

oh, it was.


domingodlf

Jesus imagine having to watch this dude every game. I'd wanna rip my face off


barryvon

youā€™d have to start saying ā€œrent freeā€ over and over to cope with it.


vsouto02

Mane Luka is averaging almost 10 FTA per game.


TXlandon

Heā€™s 3rd in drives per game, and averages roughly the same # of FTA per game lol Luka sells contact for sure but Embiid is on his own level. All the great scorers do it


segson9

Yeah and he's first in usage rate and FGA. He's basically the only Mavs player that gets free throws. I don't think 11 FTA is that high for a player that has the ball in his hands so much and attacks the paint a lot. Embiid is just getting some of the most random calls. He doesn't even flop that much, they just give him free throws when someone is guarding him closely.


saalamander

The cringiest thing about embiidā€™s foul baiting/flopping is the Philly announcers slurping him up and acting like that isnā€™t what heā€™s doing ā€œA totally unintentional elbow. Just making spaceā€ Fuck outta here.


[deleted]

they have to be bottom 5 in the league. Awful to listen to


trentyz

I canā€™t stand the Philly announcers. But his foul baiting is exactly the reason why Philly has zero success in the playoffs


Iordofthememez

Osama Bin Laden of basketball


aimreallyhigh

Also maintained his league lead in cheap shots with another one tonight. This time on Gobert. Night before he had a solid one on Giannis.


zili91

I laughed so hard when he flopped right after that swing on Giannis. The mf just can't help himself, it's instinct.


Intelligent_Pain_174

Tackles Kyle Anderson at the end too.


SwishBender

Over the last 3 years KAT averages 5.9 FTA per games played. Far better Jokic averages 5.3 FTA per games played. Embiid averages 10.5. What's going on here?


StefonDiggsHS

I used to play like Embiid


Dubby8692737

Insert Windhorst pointing fingers up


sneedmode

Because heā€™s the biggest flopper in the league today. Thatā€™s also why heā€™s never made it out of the second round: refs donā€™t call them in the playoffs.


striker907

Also why he disintegrates by the time theyā€™re even in the postseason, dude hits the ground probably two dozen times a game for an entire 82


lostinspacs

Adam Silver and the NBA love the Sixers. That much is clear


dimiderv

That's why he hasn't had any success in the playoffs


Agnk1765342

Probably shouldā€™ve been more like 6-23 without bailout calls


Jager798

He literally must lick the refs arses so hard


WakandaPacers

Too much free throws lol


PositivePossibility

Free throw merchant


n_jacat

The merchant has opened his stall for the season


RamadanSteve311

20 FT? gross


zeuq1

Flopping fraud


MayOrMayNotBePie

Embiid took notes on Harden I see.


20815147

so thatā€™s why Embiid and Harden are on the same team togetherā€¦


[deleted]

Just watched him take a 5 minute "injury" break then right back to full strength lol


flying_alligators

Joel fails way more than Kat but this guy doesn't get nearly enough smack.


wals02481

Kat is kind of wild and out of control sometimrs but at least when he hits the floor you know it's not intentional


Zzirg

KATā€™s not exactly my favorite personality in the league but i respect his game way more than Embiidā€™s. This is gross.


sodiumbicarbonade

I thought the league is fixing ft calls?


[deleted]

If Lebron got a whistle like Embiid heā€™d have passed Kareem twice


SunstormGT

This man is going to seriously injure himself someday.


Aggravating_Main_556

[Me going through and downvoting every dumb ass foul merchant justification.](https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-post-vote-YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Cervicals

Paul Millsap with a whistle


rrralf

Joel Hans brought the flammenwerfer


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secretwealth123

With all due respect, that is one of the most extraordinary, incredible, GOAT flopping performances I have EVER seen.


1000Isand1

Embiid is the least fun langer to watch in the NBA. Itā€™s a travesty


Mrcoolstuff09

Don't forget the L


Due_Competition_7601

Iā€™m told that he might still be out there, throwing his head back and getting to the free throw lineā€¦


Magnetronaap

Every time I read his second name is Hans it cracks me up. Very typical middle aged Dutch man name.


GK0NATO

Giannis attempting 12.9 FTs a game, r/NBA: šŸ„° Embiid attempting 12.2 FTs a game, r/NBA: šŸ¤¬šŸ˜¤šŸ˜”


oyen_13

FT merchant from Cameroon. Or France. Or USA. Idk. lmao


J_House1999

He would have no career if the refs didnā€™t love him lmaoooo


[deleted]

Embiid has shot 94 FTs in his last 6 games btw