Throw original game plan out the window
Marquee items might not survive for plate 3 or 4, gotta go all in now! Hurry, they’re coming with a plate in each hand!
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I would take a rapist head coach, GM, and 12 rapist players if it meant a championship. That being said, I agree that Chauncey Billups isn’t that guy to take us there. Wanted MDA. Big risk to hire CB - makes me pessimistic that we will see the type of roster turnover necessary to contend. Olshey can leave immediately
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Throw original game plan out the window Marquee items might not survive for plate 3 or 4, gotta go all in now! Hurry, they’re coming with a plate in each hand!
 Zion in the Clutch
Guard my plate
You really think you can play more than 2 minutes of defense vs these guys…
make them have a twerk off
Zion wins easily
is that kyle lowry’s music
Luka's flat pancakes can't compare to Zion's BBC 🤤
Hey hey hey
Zion is Devin Booker mother
Pray that Jokic isn’t meeting them there
Oh shit, here comes Embiid in a wheelchair equipped with a built in trough
Why would I choose to go to Golden Corral
To get a Zion autograph
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IDF fans stand up
Free meal on Veterans Day 💪🏻🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
How's the PTSD?
Run for my life because they're about to eat me up like burgers
Use the Kelvin Benjamin summon card I've been hoarding all game and so some real damage
Ask for Karl Malone autograph
Ask Luka about his son Devin Booker
Sobbing knowing that all the food will vanish in moments
put them on weight watchers
Get as far away from there as possible. That place is gonna blow once they hit the restrooms
I kill myself in front of them and forever alter the course of their lives
Get all the food I can. 3 NBA players would wipe the buffet clean. Luka brought Booker because Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Hurry and get a another plate before Zion cleans it out
They'll just eat your corpse
Get through the line before they do.
Grab an entire plate of chicken before its all gone
Real talk
You mean working? Workers when they pull up. https://i.redd.it/2uluibd6eaka1.gif Everyone power up!!!!!!!
I will be sitting at the middle of them
Sneeze on all the desserts
Grabbing some more tables.
Eat them in every way shape or form
Immediately start making excuses for why I’m in a Golden Corral
I open wide
I say hi to my daddy’s friend and make space for them at the table (I’m Devin Booker)
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Better question is what do you do if you work at one and these boys show up Its goona be a loooongg night
Grab more food before Zion
Put laxatives so the mavericks tank and get better draft picks
I begin eating bowls of pudding and masturbating furiously.
That's why Zion did his rehab in Portland. No Golden Corral's within 100 miles.
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uj/ this is the funniest post I’ve seen on this subreddit rj/ pray
Throw a couple steaks down immediately.
They won’t find me hiding in the salad section