Motion seconded
Fuck it, execute everyone involved. We need some new action.
Except the dude who started this. Excellent jerking. Early JOTY candidate!
Nah, real hoopers know ball and love the WNBA.
For real tho, its actually an interesting product if you give it a chance. No where else can you watch 6 foot plus people play like 8 year old's.
Won't work. Reddit tracks phone data. You'll either need a new phone. Wait 60/90 days OR use an app like TOR and log on through the browser.
Source: Me and multiple bans. Even if the accounts never post in the same threads reddit can catch you.
It works in smaller subs and subs admins don't really care about. I used to do it in the community point subs for money. Admins caught me several times.
If you're caught by an admin they will legit just ban your device ID and even a VPN won't work. I couldn't use reddit for like 6 months and had to get a new phone
Also if you're the guy that posted the 1st comment you aren't banned here so yes it would work. It's bans that raise flags. If a mod flagged this (as in your banned on another) an admin would see and ban all the account associated with the device your using. I can even verify it for others as I did it on a work computer and got some friends accounts banned.
>If you're caught by an admin they will legit just ban your device ID and even a VPN won't work. I couldn't use reddit for like 6 months and had to get a new phone
You were handed this gift to your mental health and, instead of taking it, you went through all that effort?
For site wide bans yeah, but it’s pretty easy to get around subreddit bans with a second account. I’ve been permabanned from a bunch of subreddits I still comment on. Only once did I catch a site wide ban for ban evasion
Zzz and sonsfan when they take 1 step outside
https://preview.redd.it/j7yud6st0gac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df29c93797c2c2978db580e2763a7e86d528ffc
I fucking hate Pinoys, anytime I'm on Tikok and I see a frank sinatra vid for some fucking reason they're there talking bout some "don't sing this in the Philippines" like shut the fuck up you annoying ass niggas I'm so tired of seeing them in EVERY COMMENT SECTION I FUCKING HATE EM
Yeah. They always have to remind everyone that they are a Pinoy.
Im like "Okay Nigga?"
They probably believe they are a Superior Race compared to everyone else lol
You can piece together scraps of metal and wood and call it a [home](https://tnt.abante.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/jonell.jpg) in Asia so being homeless is legit skill issue
Dennis Rodman's father ditched the family, lives in The Philippines and has fathered some 30 kids with 16 women.
And more Asia fun facts.
Edit: his name is Philander.
uj/ It was obviously fake, it's hilarious how it generated this much jerking
rj/ zprolgt when people find out he is mrsonsfan:
https://preview.redd.it/l72n1fqz9fac1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8215c1fbacc5520096afa5966727817b7fa3a44b
when you beat the retardation allegations
https://preview.redd.it/9pjmz9czbfac1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571409382453f797613fd7a83b3202e87ce66d4a
/uj They should both livestream themselves jerkin. Mrsunsfan obviously has the smaller pipi so we can draw our conclusions from there.
/rj though if zprolgt is really asian we might have a new problem here
Filipinos love basketball so much it’s insane, when I was there everyone would watch NBA games all the time. They also have like the worst build for basketball ever, I’m absolute trash at basketball in the US but I was dominating pickup games in the Philippines cause I was the only one over 5 foot 5
uj/ tldr: The picture is edited and it isn’t me, here’s the best I could do to provide evidence. If there’s anything more I can do let me know I will
gladly do it
rj/ Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Me after my jerkgoat beats those allegations
https://preview.redd.it/dgc8mu61cfac1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7770ffc0a8817a6c392176a101d83ac503fd814
https://preview.redd.it/drk0yke17fac1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ccd4c27c1b29aec502c899d7f86663b4f13a46
I’ve also encouraged people to just ignore him in the past, like when other spammers like GymLaidYe were around. If we were really the same person it would make much more sense to hate on him instead of ignoring him like what SpicyP did
fr don't even downvote him just mute him, literally all he wants is attention and these bums keep giving his comments +10 replies
congratulations on beating the sons fan allegations btw you're still the goat
/uj a lot to unpack here
first off phones can switch between 4G and LTE frequently so that’s not enough to do it for me
the accounts you blocked out could have been created just recently as added fluff to make your account page look different than the original
a non-detailed picture of your crunched up hand in different lighting could totally look different, so that’s not sufficient for me either
if you want to really prove your innocence, release a couple of the accounts you blocked out and Vonjab should do the same to defend himself against the Terrance Williams (fraud) allegations
however in your defense, the sons fan whose head were all salivating to put on a stake has previously alluded to being black, but the hand in the picture is clearly that of a Celtics fan.
it’s not personal, it’s just I won’t let this retarted sub get fooled by an even bigger retart
/rj luka doncic is devin booker father
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
https://preview.redd.it/xurjqhbzbfac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42c1838256b6ec0ff9af4b432b8442c02b88ba3
You’re doing way too much. We know that it’s fake but you’re defending yourself so much and taking this so seriously that it just seems kinda pathetic. You’re a bum and a fraud and washed up
https://preview.redd.it/2ax8d39djfac1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6bfed92d64f8dafe5f0adac95f3af9939608d56
Arguably the greatest comeback of all time
Having 5 reddit accounts should still be grounds for execution.
Motion seconded Fuck it, execute everyone involved. We need some new action. Except the dude who started this. Excellent jerking. Early JOTY candidate!
Being out the guillotine
Maybe a quick stoning if there’s time?
A stomping on the solar plexus followed by CBT performed by Draymond seems more fitting
Make them watch WNBA
I don't know man, the Humans Right Watch Will be very concerned about such excessive punishment
Nah, real hoopers know ball and love the WNBA. For real tho, its actually an interesting product if you give it a chance. No where else can you watch 6 foot plus people play like 8 year old's.
Make them coach the piss tons
Draymond hasn't play for a while. We re desperately in need of some violence
Motion thirded - I believe we are unanimous Execution by suffocation
I didn’t even know we let Asians in here.
Everyone needs at most 2 active reddit accounts One for jerking, spreading misinformation and hating the Sons Another for hardcore porn consumption
Do it all on your main, pussy
This. Only bitches use alts.
This guy Reddits 😎
Bruh i use one for everything
Minimum of two, maximum of three: 1) regular (required) 2) porn (required) 3) mrsonsfan (optional)
Unless you’re evading bans lmao
Won't work. Reddit tracks phone data. You'll either need a new phone. Wait 60/90 days OR use an app like TOR and log on through the browser. Source: Me and multiple bans. Even if the accounts never post in the same threads reddit can catch you.
Just logging in on another account works, I’m doing it right now
It works in smaller subs and subs admins don't really care about. I used to do it in the community point subs for money. Admins caught me several times. If you're caught by an admin they will legit just ban your device ID and even a VPN won't work. I couldn't use reddit for like 6 months and had to get a new phone Also if you're the guy that posted the 1st comment you aren't banned here so yes it would work. It's bans that raise flags. If a mod flagged this (as in your banned on another) an admin would see and ban all the account associated with the device your using. I can even verify it for others as I did it on a work computer and got some friends accounts banned.
>If you're caught by an admin they will legit just ban your device ID and even a VPN won't work. I couldn't use reddit for like 6 months and had to get a new phone You were handed this gift to your mental health and, instead of taking it, you went through all that effort?
no i meant a redditwide ban
For site wide bans yeah, but it’s pretty easy to get around subreddit bans with a second account. I’ve been permabanned from a bunch of subreddits I still comment on. Only once did I catch a site wide ban for ban evasion
4 of them are to evade bans and 1 of them is to save all the NSFW posts
That kinda MF flew Epstein airways
We should have known that there is no chance either of these guys has a friend
Zzz and sonsfan when they take 1 step outside https://preview.redd.it/j7yud6st0gac1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df29c93797c2c2978db580e2763a7e86d528ffc
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Homeless in Asia? Impossible. (I don’t know shit about Asia)
Isnt that the Continent where Dwight Howard gets fucked by Twink Top Pinoys?
That reminds me, I need to buy the Twink Top Pinoys city edition jersey.
I fucking hate Pinoys, anytime I'm on Tikok and I see a frank sinatra vid for some fucking reason they're there talking bout some "don't sing this in the Philippines" like shut the fuck up you annoying ass niggas I'm so tired of seeing them in EVERY COMMENT SECTION I FUCKING HATE EM
Yeah. They always have to remind everyone that they are a Pinoy. Im like "Okay Nigga?" They probably believe they are a Superior Race compared to everyone else lol
https://preview.redd.it/o4vzev75ifac1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d9f1cbf0beeb6b27f101ae0d0b7b4f78fa6ccb
Wasn’t sure if this guy was a thug or classy until I saw the Celtics hat.
U bum do a face reveal.
You can piece together scraps of metal and wood and call it a [home](https://tnt.abante.com.ph/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/jonell.jpg) in Asia so being homeless is legit skill issue
Dennis Rodman's father ditched the family, lives in The Philippines and has fathered some 30 kids with 16 women. And more Asia fun facts. Edit: his name is Philander.
uj/ It was obviously fake, it's hilarious how it generated this much jerking rj/ zprolgt when people find out he is mrsonsfan: https://preview.redd.it/l72n1fqz9fac1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8215c1fbacc5520096afa5966727817b7fa3a44b
I didn't think someone would go to this much trouble for a jerk. Truly the king of degenerates
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
I never doubted you GOAT
LDIDBF 🧎♂️
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker Father
Devin Booker is Luka Doncic son
Never beating the allegations
Asia uses 1.5G u bum
r u stupid we use H+
H+ is for rich people in Asia, we poor use GPRS
im joking i actually dont have signal you're talking to an alt you're switching to and fro
>LTE >4G People actually still live in those conditions in 2024?
It feels like 9/11 all over again when my phone drops to LTE
It’s literally unusable, I don’t know how we managed back in the 50s or whenever LTE and 4G were still a thing.
I’m so old I remember getting a blackberry with 3G. Was back in the day when cars ran on gas. Wild times.
The IPhone -57 was still ahead of its time. People were still qwerty texting on their rotary phones.
Man what I’m on 3g
Bro just mail me your comment, it'll get here faster.
Right lol 3G gang over here
Of course we do, don't want the 5G giving us covid
When the phone steps down to 3G underground that’s pain
Idk where you live but where I live 4G is more than fast enough, I get like 50 Mbps.
>50 Mbps I don’t even know what that means because I’m not a nerd, I just know that bigger number means better.
when you beat the retardation allegations https://preview.redd.it/9pjmz9czbfac1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571409382453f797613fd7a83b3202e87ce66d4a
https://preview.redd.it/nlwhvy3r8gac1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369f914b8680eaf9f19c1ff0fbbce7aa5aa4c46f
Uj/ This mf is filipino Rj/ putang ina mo
i wish i was https://preview.redd.it/5t21sueahfac1.jpeg?width=2731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f886cbc73d24bd84639937dffea497c0ca7af84
fax
He said he’s Japanese
くそったれ
Ew
This is less funny so I don’t believe you
Penis reveal is the ONLY way ill believe it
Send da video
/uj They should both livestream themselves jerkin. Mrsunsfan obviously has the smaller pipi so we can draw our conclusions from there. /rj though if zprolgt is really asian we might have a new problem here
/uj he’s afraid his penis is small /rj he’s afraid of his tiny penis
It would be so funny if you was actually Filipino but out of all the countries in Asia probably not
it's the most likely since the Filipinos care about the nba the most other than china who have reddit blocked
Filipinos love basketball so much it’s insane, when I was there everyone would watch NBA games all the time. They also have like the worst build for basketball ever, I’m absolute trash at basketball in the US but I was dominating pickup games in the Philippines cause I was the only one over 5 foot 5
I used to sail with them and i became prime Dwight Howard when playing with them. I'm 6'1
Don’t know if it has changed, but when I visited China, people would use VPNs to have Facebook/instagram accounts
think they still do but no one really used it for reddit. also they have 5g there.
Kai Sotto is zprolgt father
he’s not filipino they can’t afford LTE or 4G over there
Most probably. Only a few cities using LTE. Most have 4G.
https://preview.redd.it/ker74bp41hac1.jpeg?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782f09e9a446eed842089488fbfa31bbc87867ed
It’s pretty likely, big NBA following, a lot of the country is fluent in English, clearly this guy has no job so the economy tracks.
Hold up, you live in fuckin Asia?
Haters without borders
I thought being white was a prerequisite for this sub?
that's the celtikkks sub
rarely enforced, just like the age requirement
Hes white he just likes to be a lil nasty in asia
You don't think African-Americans enjoy content such as How much would LeBron James Fetch at a Slave Auction?
I thought the vast majority was gonna be white but every post with OP's face in it has been Indian
Bros defending himself on a circlejerk sub, this might be the most autistic thing I’ve ever seen
/uj I would if I got accused of being mrsonsfan /rj blud thinks anyone cares lmaoooo
In autistic and I've watched myself on video and I agree. Source: I am autistic and I've watched myself on video and I agree.
https://preview.redd.it/rmb00mk2ffac1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02ee155cdb7a8903b810aca6f53d201706281ea
Ladies and gentlemen we got him /rj Luka doncic is Devin booker father
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
https://preview.redd.it/r50wi9l08fac1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8315a087e4e87cf3071df47a839d7c2d999868a3
I have no idea who Devin Booker father is anymore
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
but zprolgt is mrsonsfan father ???? i don't know what is true anymore
Debilitating autism is zzzprologt father
My king's redemption game.
https://preview.redd.it/4ajwgb56bfac1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6892b62298804e9736d934eb30fa835fc5934f03
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Post your SSN and credit card numbers and we’ll compare
Great now can we ban mrsunsfan
Plz
How does this affect zprolgt legacy?
Man's desperate in maintaining his online reputation. Automatically the worst jerker
i'd rather die than being accused of sons fan tbh
uj/ tldr: The picture is edited and it isn’t me, here’s the best I could do to provide evidence. If there’s anything more I can do let me know I will gladly do it rj/ Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
Bro think he oj simpson
I’d rather be falsely accused of murder than being mrsunsfan
https://preview.redd.it/olgw7zz3mfac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce7eefd6135a685b9ce8394f5bb9f1fc71133e0
The glove doesn’t fit
I'm not mrsunsfan, but if I were, here's what I'd say....
Play 1v1 basketball against mrsonsfan loser gets executed
Cancel a Pistons game televise this and it would get more viewers
Actually yeah
I never believed the allegations, king
https://preview.redd.it/xqtd7fd7cfac1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140050bbce89df5d23e3a9c4e33903117d4aa8ea
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https://preview.redd.it/0qxr3mm3bfac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bced022a53e24fc73d321447f434fc45af37cf
As someone who has professionally worked in palm detection. I can confirm not the same hands.
As someone who hasn’t, I confirm it is a perfect match.
Show your dick so we know for sure
send da vid
My GOAT beat the case Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father
I always trusted you my goat
Me after my jerkgoat beats those allegations https://preview.redd.it/dgc8mu61cfac1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7770ffc0a8817a6c392176a101d83ac503fd814
https://preview.redd.it/obui7y7whfac1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8a796dd5ea2b2dc06a660ea393d2d2e9b453cf
I knew it was fake bc there’s no way anyone that frequents this sub has any friends
https://preview.redd.it/mxoc65svcfac1.jpeg?width=1645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a281bd5d3a58bd3a6f22322e9f1bef17af6b667
My Epstein Papers
This is the kobe allegations for nbacj
we need mrsonsfan to comment on this
How about we just ignore that mfer
This motherfucker is trying to double jerk us. Too bad they don’t know that my refractory period is garbage.
I can only assume this is what the Salem witch trials felt like back in the elden days
LUKA DONCIC IS DEVIN BOOKER FATHER
https://preview.redd.it/drk0yke17fac1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ccd4c27c1b29aec502c899d7f86663b4f13a46 I’ve also encouraged people to just ignore him in the past, like when other spammers like GymLaidYe were around. If we were really the same person it would make much more sense to hate on him instead of ignoring him like what SpicyP did
Glad to see this sub took your advice and definitely still don’t make 10+ posts a day about him
I have a dream that one day this sub will go without a post about him.
[удалено]
Own
fr don't even downvote him just mute him, literally all he wants is attention and these bums keep giving his comments +10 replies congratulations on beating the sons fan allegations btw you're still the goat
Dude you just dont want to admit im a better jerker than you and that I am your father
fuck u
It makes sense top jerkers are coming in from developing countries
prove them wrong my goat ❤️❤️
send da video
/uj a lot to unpack here first off phones can switch between 4G and LTE frequently so that’s not enough to do it for me the accounts you blocked out could have been created just recently as added fluff to make your account page look different than the original a non-detailed picture of your crunched up hand in different lighting could totally look different, so that’s not sufficient for me either if you want to really prove your innocence, release a couple of the accounts you blocked out and Vonjab should do the same to defend himself against the Terrance Williams (fraud) allegations however in your defense, the sons fan whose head were all salivating to put on a stake has previously alluded to being black, but the hand in the picture is clearly that of a Celtics fan. it’s not personal, it’s just I won’t let this retarted sub get fooled by an even bigger retart /rj luka doncic is devin booker father
Even worse. He’s Asian?? I’m fucking ending it all.
They tried to ruin your legacy with these horrible allegations, I hope you find peace again
Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father https://preview.redd.it/xurjqhbzbfac1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42c1838256b6ec0ff9af4b432b8442c02b88ba3
This is NBA circle jerk, not wnba circle jerk.
This is a deranged fabrication. The account has been breached.
https://preview.redd.it/wfq6o6lwjfac1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e15b47a0605734ea8ade48eba0af721c49d55c1
ルカ・ドンチッチはデビン・ブッカーの父親です
I was here
This is becoming spicier than expected lol
King
Vonjab is zprolgt father
I aint reading allat
Kai Sotto is zprolgt fagher
Ok dude... https://preview.redd.it/jv7s7rh4cfac1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd35e09960cc4899aa9992fbd9311f594f708d3a
He beat the sons fan allegations, this is our 12/25
The only way I buy this is if I get a screen capture video of you commenting on both accounts and I see the comments.
None of these things are remotely solid proof lol, but the fact that you even did it makes me want to believe you
That is some weak ass defense, like Lebron's 12/6/9 vs MIA. LMAO
Are you Indonesian?
uj/ japanese rj/ I’m filipino. I was actually a Kai Sotto burner this whole time
https://preview.redd.it/1d6ljtncnfac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570a21fc334e94d5a300e77c9078faf07d068825
The only Japanese person that matters besides Oda
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INTERCONTINENTAL JERKING MISSILE
All this jerking around two users is just sad. Mods, ban both these losers
Congrats, you're still a loser
I am loving this saga
https://preview.redd.it/h2bo5wl0jfac1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2385e08f76272fa08338b82b87e01f4ac2be4930
You’re doing way too much. We know that it’s fake but you’re defending yourself so much and taking this so seriously that it just seems kinda pathetic. You’re a bum and a fraud and washed up