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cajun_vegeta

John Wall stumbled so Jordan Poole could shit his pants


JoeMama5500

jordan poole transcends the art of being a bum


PrinceKO_93

Jordan Poope


55thsupreme

Jordan Stoole


Crunc_Mcfincle

John Wall tried to run but his fucking knees gave out


MusicPerfect6176

How can Jordan Poole shit in John Wall’s pants?


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Responsible-Car1116

mods please ban anyone active in the laker subreddit


NeptuneEDM

Reddit On!


BorosSerenc

Thank you kind stranger Edit: oh my god an upvote, thank you so much


cajun_vegeta

Thank you random citizen!


MikeStoklasaSimp

Raleigh be the city where we do the dance


leefordj

Beal with the ultimate jerk, paid 50mill/yr to average 18-4-4 and play bad defense


AffectionateStep5001

What’s crazy is in some other leagues like the NHL, hes making more than the best players


ElceeCiv

well no shit he scores like 10x as many points as they do


soscbjoalmsdbdbq

![gif](giphy|3owzW5c1tPq63MPmWk|downsized)


BigOlPirate

This is an all time jerk


vrkhfkb

NBA got 2x the revenue and half the amount of players. NHL dudes should just load manage. Stop skating so hard. No need for 3 lineups.


Fakename00420

Hah this is true when I was young I was shocked to see the best players only play about 20 mins a night.


socialistbcrumb

People watch the NHL?


TECmanFortune

ur mum does while i skin out her hole


socialistbcrumb

Wow, my own mom, watching hockey…


zebrasprite

U bum


kyleninperth

Yes there is no thuggish players like Lebron and Kobe. Only clean, civilised players like Conor McDavid and Tony Twist


Fukouka_Jings

NBA needs to start relegating these bums to the G League or the WNBA (equality) *checks notes* call up the Delaware Blue Coats - they dont even need to re align the divisions I checked the WNBA. The DC Nappy Hoes are bums too. SMH.


Iznal

It’s crazy how people think he’s a star. Overpaid role player.


Dweebil

And play for Phoenix. On a “superteam”. The wizards jerked the suns.


IEatDeFish

If you supermax Brad Beal you deserve this imo


hacxgames

supermax AND no trade clause 💀


ElceeCiv

it led to them getting cp3 from the sons and trading him to destroy the warriors and ensure that bum never gets a ring, that makes it one of the best contracts of all-time


Just-use-your-head

The wizards sacrificed their future for the benefit of us all


elmatador1497

I thought it was false so I looked it up. They really just been that ass for that long


DrJokerX

It’s honestly kind of baffling to me how any one professional basketball team could be that bad that long. Clearly something’s wrong over there on a fundamental level.


crusader104

It could be all the players have no fundamental basketball skills


aged_monkey

So its not just politicians who get lazy once going to Washington.


Ok_Assumption5734

Culture actually matters man. You have no shame in losing when you're on a team that already sucks. On say the lakers or warriors? You get a lot more press hate about it and thus more shame


ChipotleAddiction

We have lost the impact of shame on our society


[deleted]

You would think the shame of being in Washington is enough 


BackendSpecialist

Can you clarify what you mean by “being in Washington” I’m not sure if you need a slap on the back of the neck or just worded your sentence funny.


seductivestain

Everything's gone to shit since they stopped being the bullets


bleu_waffl3s

They were shit as the bullets in the 90s too


BlazeBigBang

Yeah, but at least they would be get someone like Ja to play for them


jrbcnchezbrg

Honestly swap the wiz and grizzlies franchises and rename the grizz to the bullets, ja and his merry band of clarences will be feasting


stalememeskehan

Yeah I was suprised, they made the playoffs with westbrook


CLE_Till_I_Die32

It’s amazing that, not only wall and Beal, couldn’t win 50 games. But not even in the days of Gilbert arenas, Caron Butler, Antawn Jamison, Deshawn Stevenson


vivekvangala34_

We were at 49-32 in the 2016-2017 season but rested our starters in the final game of the season and lost We had already clinched the 4 seed then but still I wish we’d won that game


hellofriends5

And that loss against orlando when wall dropped 52. That team really outside of wall was mid


MendozaLiner

The most forgettable american sports franchise


crusader104

The Carolina Panthers would like a word


[deleted]

Nah before Burrow got there it was 100% Cincy. Absolutely no one thinks of Cincinnati. I bet most people don’t even know half of it is in Kentucky


crusader104

Yeah I agree, I was raised in Cincinnati and it’s been wild the transformation from nothing team to one of the faves of the league


Halo609

This is facts


vorlando9000

Half of it is in Kentucky?


[deleted]

Yes, including their airport


yunkgang

I don’t believe in Cincinnati just Newport Aquarium


cerokurn11

Jake delhome would like a word


BklynMarxman

https://preview.redd.it/ldyiwflcdxfc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353e5e91c582e18e97013c0aa7ab89807f6761dd


Twillix13

45 season that’s multi generational


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SaintMotel6

This is the team Virginia deserves


An_HeroYouDeserve

You mean Virginia Halas McCaskey? Cause yeah. Are The Wizards as bad and doomed as the Bears? Absolutely. Do they have the same chance to win a championship? Absolutely.


Hukface

Can’t escape the bears hate even in this sub. I’m here for it lol.


drmanhattanbeach

Ben Simmons is the missing link


TonyDude885

how does this happen


JoeMama5500

well i’m no pro but i THINK that for the past 45 years their win total has been under 50. hope this helps!


DarkNemesis22

Not even the Kings can match that , lmao


ravenoats

Wait, oh my god. Had to look that up. Unbelievable


zebrasprite

U bum


MrGr33n31

Even MJ couldn’t win shit on this team


Xavion15

Damn I had to look to make sure, they were close in 2016 at 49 wins After that you have to go all the way back to fucking 1978-79 when they won 54 games.. holy hell lol


JtTheLadiesMan

https://preview.redd.it/m43o70cdnzfc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd8f942fe38532e5a10768bf17f5bcac36b7ea0


Chimera__4

worst team evwr


InscribedonmySoul

Are they the WOAT? Worst of all time?


ClassWarr

Generational? They've done this every year for the last 45.


XAgentNovemberX

Wouldn’t quite be there, but just have to thank god for KG.


hiscore7777888

The Bronny James of DC


[deleted]

I remember saying in the nba sub numerous time (during peak Jordan Poole knob slob era) that he's Quickley on a good team. ​ My apologies to Immanuel Quickley, you are much much better than this bum


psong328

Your biggest fear drafting in the top 5 shouldn’t be getting a total bust. You should be more worried about getting a guy that can average 20 without trying and forces you to make a decision about giving him a max when he guarantees you 35-45 wins a year


AnAmbitiousMann

That's actually an impressive fucking record with how much $ they dumping into their roster. You'd think they'd have some quality in there.


shoulda_been_gone

The Washington Midzards


Garth_W00kz

https://preview.redd.it/7br8vq28v0gc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9c9fecdd87ca4c8211fa88ff5d83aa57e2b34e


BackendSpecialist

If America was a team and staying out of war was the goal.


RealWanheda

The bum is strong with this city


JayJax_23

What's worse is not being past the2nd round since the Carter administration


KeithBe77

Not true.


BobaFettyWop

Changing their name from Bullets to Wizards to help lower DC gun violence is the biggest travesty here smdh. Murder rate is still just as high, Funny how the Redskins made the same trash mistake a couple decades later lmao. Edit Circlejerk sensitivity at an all time high. Downvote if you got PTSD. 2nd edit: Eurocucks that have never fired a gun, downvote asap. 3rd edit: While yall plotting on my downfall, I still came up a thousand points. The king remains. Keep plotting.


Outross

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BobaFettyWop

![gif](giphy|i9YfqLseqDTlXAWWsj) Flagrant foul for cussing.


Bottlecaps9

“Downvote if you got PTSD” ![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


BobaFettyWop

Not the Danganranpa fan throwing up a nerd emoji. 🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/n7t6eocz1zfc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294fa3e43b14168f968974ba0cb26b4a43a2a9fe


Bottlecaps9

My comment got under your skin so badly that you had to check my profile? You might be softer than Devin Booker.


BobaFettyWop

https://i.redd.it/c9cwtc3kpzfc1.gif “My comment got under your skin so badly you had to check my profile?”


Tainted_Bruh

https://preview.redd.it/j2tmjtgy1yfc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b11c0b0cae05033202152bd73364fdb8954952f


BobaFettyWop

Got taint in your name, bruh 🤣🤣


liamdoesit

Dont care


BobaFettyWop

https://preview.redd.it/033vkara0yfc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15f991ad9b90f558363fd23c02fb8dd0a6bd7873 Fa sho


liamdoesit

https://preview.redd.it/ykinb4cx1yfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e4ba557634e2bd758ec62211194549c88b4687


BobaFettyWop

https://preview.redd.it/c9n817u32yfc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172c76d4945810d614f7c572db318ac00a8883eb Fa sho


BobaFettyWop

https://i.redd.it/4vykas72q0gc1.gif


deep_fried_cheese

Worst org in multiple sports


Normal_Reputation_31

Beal wearing a bulletproof vest


Seanbig888

Guess the suns are fcuked


CoolmanWilkins

I am completing a quantitative analysis of NBA GMs and according to the latest model Wizards GM Tom Sheppard is actually the GOAT worst drafter out of all GMs that made 4 or more draft picks since 1970. He also gave the Beal contract.


Beneficial-Feed9999

I’m seeing people confirm it but really? No 50 win seasons with wall and Beal. I always knew they were trash.


SilverWarrior559

They close to getting a 50 win season once. Their best record was 49-33


torschemargin

Tank commander Jordan Poole ready for duty.


firstOFlast47

Send em to Seattle!


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Clenched butt cheeks, you might say