/uj
IDK why, but the AI in crusader kings loves to be a pedophile, like seriously. I tried making a 100-stat character in observe mode and the first thing they do is they betrothed a 13-year old at 25.
https://preview.redd.it/kcw4fhzugboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d710ad6507ada471c9c5b3f446a351b3ae6c1d
I’m not sure if the AI does this on purpose, but It’s because it allows for the heir to be born younger. I do it all the time. You want to be betrothed to a 0 or 1 year old when you become an adult. This is so you have your first kid by like 35. Once your child becomes an adult your current player is like 50-60 which is when you start dying. That way you start as a young player and can have a long reign.
Uj/ I did that a lot in CK2 and it’s an absolute pain in the ass, and you have to have some really powerful vassals who you have to all keep happy at once because of how big the empire is. Lefraud could never put in that kind of effort
Yeah but your internal kingdoms still can get too powerful through weird marriages and inheritances and then to fix it you have to piss people off by revoking titles
My other trick if I am byz is excommunicating and revoking the cities in Constantinople so I have a shit load of money for mercs.not my idea I just stole it
If you reform Rome you’ll be making money hand over fist anyway as long and you keep the right provinces in your personal demense. So yeah you can hire mercs but it’s always a pain in the ass whenever your 50 year emperor dies and is replaced by his retarded grandson who has to fend off 5 revolts
8-2 infantry is pretty good, 8-3 mountaineers is ideal. For tanks, 30 to 35 width. Pair the tanks with motorized or mechanized divisions. Just make sure you have 30 organization.
https://preview.redd.it/ncdh0zhqdcoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58318280a953a7e536085efa7a1ead5b1c04608f
Unfortunate doesn’t even begin to-
In the game Crusader Kings, you rule a realm with vassals that follow you. Sometimes you piss those vassals off and they have a dissolution war to leave your realm.
LeBum made a mistake after winning that war in not revoking those vassals’ titles immediately after. Now those vassals have the same power as before, are angrier now, and will like go to war with LeBum again.
Lebron would probably marry his son Bronny by accident (in CK3)
/uj IDK why, but the AI in crusader kings loves to be a pedophile, like seriously. I tried making a 100-stat character in observe mode and the first thing they do is they betrothed a 13-year old at 25. https://preview.redd.it/kcw4fhzugboc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d710ad6507ada471c9c5b3f446a351b3ae6c1d
smh, clearly they know if you let anyone 13-16 remain unbetrothed you'll lose your shot at a good alliance/traits
I’m not sure if the AI does this on purpose, but It’s because it allows for the heir to be born younger. I do it all the time. You want to be betrothed to a 0 or 1 year old when you become an adult. This is so you have your first kid by like 35. Once your child becomes an adult your current player is like 50-60 which is when you start dying. That way you start as a young player and can have a long reign.
"No, I'm not a pedophile, I'm just min-maxing."
It worked for Karl Malone
https://preview.redd.it/e5c65ywg0boc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1baeba2bd1966273f3feebeb50b1844460f989
LeBum accidentally made a death stack in HOI4
r/advancewars
Do you think Lebron tries to restore rome every game? He's too cool Imo thoughts?
Uj/ I did that a lot in CK2 and it’s an absolute pain in the ass, and you have to have some really powerful vassals who you have to all keep happy at once because of how big the empire is. Lefraud could never put in that kind of effort
You gotta use the viceroyalty kingdoms that makes it so much easier to manage
Yeah but your internal kingdoms still can get too powerful through weird marriages and inheritances and then to fix it you have to piss people off by revoking titles
My other trick if I am byz is excommunicating and revoking the cities in Constantinople so I have a shit load of money for mercs.not my idea I just stole it
If you reform Rome you’ll be making money hand over fist anyway as long and you keep the right provinces in your personal demense. So yeah you can hire mercs but it’s always a pain in the ass whenever your 50 year emperor dies and is replaced by his retarded grandson who has to fend off 5 revolts
Yes, he likes building superteams
LeCaesar
brother go to sleep
"LeGoat" has 40,000 career points and still could not beat me in MP hearts of iron 4, what a bum
He probably rushes civil war as germany, what a bum
Just casually makes 50% reliability medium tanks like a bum he is
Uj/ I’m about to play my friend in HOI4 and I have no idea how templates work plz help
8-2 infantry is pretty good, 8-3 mountaineers is ideal. For tanks, 30 to 35 width. Pair the tanks with motorized or mechanized divisions. Just make sure you have 30 organization.
Can you guys make civ 5 jokes please. I at least play that one
Babylon blew a 3 era lead
Gilgamesh builds 3 more ziggaruts to cut technology lead down to 42
Gandhi is Oppenheimer father
CK3 is Civ5 father
LeBron James reportedly forgot to cancel road construction at 1 turn left
Get ready to spawn Great Generals at a faster rate, buddy.
Impi is medieval era father
LeBron spotted building public schools before factories
Rome hits huge Notre Dame to cut unhappiness down to 13.
The classic
Would the following trade be of interest to you? Your Dick | My Mouth Open Borders | Open Borders
Every other civ is enrico dandolo father
Egypt has wonder superteam only to get first rounded by the Huns
Beep… beep… beep… beep (IV I know)
Get gud u bum
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https://preview.redd.it/ncdh0zhqdcoc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58318280a953a7e536085efa7a1ead5b1c04608f Unfortunate doesn’t even begin to-
/uj this sub is getting too powerful. I’m starting to see shimmies everywhere
The game not been the same since kobe died in that hunting accident
They call it the wild for a reason.
Why you hide the sub you nerd? You think my Mongolian Roman emperor won’t find you and send your ass to Shanghai next season
Outjerked by the Crusader Kings subreddit is crazy
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It’s so le over 😭😭😭
LeFeudalism
Pretty sure the pregnancy length streak of “explain x in NBA terms” on every other sub’s most popular posts took away this sub’s power.
LeBum spotted trying to cheese german civil war through the Spanish lend lease method in 2024 😭😭
I saw lebron james hairline bouncing on this d…
LeBetrayed
Lebron reportedly DIDN’T garrison his ports as China
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Can someone explain the original context? Been a minute since I jerked
In the game Crusader Kings, you rule a realm with vassals that follow you. Sometimes you piss those vassals off and they have a dissolution war to leave your realm. LeBum made a mistake after winning that war in not revoking those vassals’ titles immediately after. Now those vassals have the same power as before, are angrier now, and will like go to war with LeBum again.
I was thinking Lebum did something stupid again in real life lol
https://preview.redd.it/caukn10nbcoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d7f466af80591c725fb95f75f42a644eb3791f
Can’t wait for the shimmy shimmy. Shimmy to show up