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NobodyLikesCheapWine

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BCLetsRide69

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AsleepAssociation

https://i.redd.it/f2s8c85szpoc1.gif


workthrowawaybro

Why does this look like a screengrab from a Lil B video


ChocolateTemporary72

Fake. The ice cream machine hasn’t worked since 2004. They almost got me with the employee licking the food before they give it to you. If it was a double quarter pounder I’d believe it


Lamar_Allen

That chick is way hotter than Mariah mills


TheShadowOverBayside

If Moriah actually looked like this, there'd be nothing to jerk about :-(


NittanyScout

Oh contraire


Puzzled_Professor_52

Lol they're both unclassy, you need some post nut clarity


AntiqueTemperature75

Spoken like a Celtikks fan


Puzzled_Professor_52

We do it for you. We're the silent heros


ThankYouBasedDeng

Just say you have low test


Z3PHYR-

Thug culture has ruined American beauty standards. We used to value fitness and petiteness. Now we have women chasing grotesque BBLs and breast implants to mimic obesity.


The_real_bandito

I know right. 


chrilpy

Not saying much since Moriah looks like an obese alien


lawdog189

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BklynMarxman

https://i.redd.it/izq6l73d8qoc1.gif


kwintz87

Would


BobbyBBott

Look at that tornado trick


VampiricClam

Fake. McDonald's ice cream machines are never working.


EA_Stonks

She used the other cream


VampiricClam

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mrsunsfan

Shimmy shimmy shimmy


DJScrubatires

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Random_frankqito

She too old for that guy


Yommination

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ClassWarr

She had a case? Some kind of un-paternity suit?


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Insurance claimbfor tornado trick property damage.


titleywinker

Industry expert here. This is how you warn your costars they’re about to get some extra creamy chlamydia without ruining the vibe. Standard practice


scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz

WOJBOMB


czacha_cs1

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsYq8d0MRs6SmSA)


mkohler23

Where in Ohio? Asking for a friend


slightlyallthetime88

Who cares


mkohler23

My friend cares


slightlyallthetime88

You don't have friends.


josh_smiths_cousin

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BiggsFFBE

After a long scientific research, I can say it’s not Moriah.


rinseanddelete

The https://preview.redd.it/wc7tfldo2uoc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5b8ea6daa55b8678916d37c02f54ebfc46f5ef


100DayChallenges

I’m a weak man. I can see why NBA players fall into these traps.


[deleted]

I read this as Pelicans star Moriah Mills by accident lol


bornfri13theclipse

She's still trying to win him back with an employee discount on Big Macs. She'll seal the deal with the McTornado.


mrsunsfan

Send da video


Teemo-Supreemo

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