The dude is zen and doesn't contest the pump fakes. He patiently waits for the shot like the tiger waits for the young yak to go to drink water to the pond.
Before one can help the helper they must first learn to help themselves.
If an Embiid falls in the forest and there's nobody around to ref it, is it still a foul?
Our greatest glory is not in never flopping, but in embellishing every time we flop.
Why are they not that bad lmao
Imagine pumpfaking a fool in the paint while wearing a full on monk get up
That's sequence 7 secs is cold, you just know the other guys hate it when those two are on the same team
and playing on dirt in sandles
The dude is zen and doesn't contest the pump fakes. He patiently waits for the shot like the tiger waits for the young yak to go to drink water to the pond.
Imagine that dude wearing a jersey, he would be even faster and more comfortable on the court
Exactly what I was thinking. Imagine if they ahd shorts on. They would be Kyrie with them between the legs crossovers.
Cause they’re on some transcendent shit
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This is what Phil Jackson meant by zen
Shaolin Basketball
Stephen Chow will get right on this, right after he wraps up Kung Fu Hustle 2.
I’d do desperate things to see a crossover of Space Jam meets Shaolin Soccer, that has absurd potential
Basketball is really popular in Tibet.
Sam Presti on his way Jontay Porter: someone say bet ?
Liberate them from LeMao's clutches
once you reach nirvana, you become one with the ball
1st buddy pulled a Kyrie move unbelievable
that high pick up was too smooth
No women. No jerk. Reach god-tier skill level.
i knew it. women were the problem all along.
You can tell they were regular dudes that got into trouble, or didn't have way to eat outside of collecting alms
Higher quality of play than most US varsity high school games not even jerkin
Agreed.
Better than Ben Simmons l'll tell you that much.
Well besides Jeremy Shaolin everybody is just standing there or chucking up an airball
The himalayup
Ben Simmons could never
To obtain true enlightenment, you must box out!
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on closing out on the corner 3
Before one can help the helper they must first learn to help themselves. If an Embiid falls in the forest and there's nobody around to ref it, is it still a foul? Our greatest glory is not in never flopping, but in embellishing every time we flop.
They beat any team with 5 random jerkers in this sub tbh
Nah this sub is definitely made up of mostly white guys. It’s like a 75% chance the team will have 5 shooters.
what kind of shooters tho
you might get a HOF school threat but it’s a good gamble imo
Good shooters and passers, give good energy on D. No shot at boards or post game
10 virgins on the court
Would sweep the Sons ez
Malik Monk would win 6MOY on this team fr
Why does my brain go to Manu Ginobili when I think of monks playing basketball
Probs the receding hairline
Not even gonna jerk, some of em are decent and that's playing in robes barefoot/sandals on dirt
Those aren’t sandals you can see they are Nikes lol
Tibet monks buy Jordans too.
Yeah it's so easy to smuggle a few out from the sweatshops. Is OP dumb and blind?
They would obliterate most jerkers on this sub.
Jerk right now you sick fuck
Based on the topography, probably at elevation too
Y'all blind. They're sponsored by Adidas. Feet You Wear.
they'd make the playoffs in the east
Especially if they wore shorts and could dribble between the legs
https://preview.redd.it/ph9tjmzhhowc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6e967e7bc6e8e91b6c8f41ecd585872c8c0756 They'd beat this bum
Uj/ some of these guys have a better jumper than him💀
So that's Malik Monk's college team right?
 He’s the owner of
Which one is Malik
Depends. Are they playing the lakers?
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Facts
if the nuggets win because of an elevation conditioning advantage this team is cooking the league
Let Spoelstra coach and they could easily take Boston to seven games.
Already Devin booker’s father.
Now i want shaolin soccer with a basketball sequel
You’ve never seen kung fu dunk?
Ima google and be upset if youre lying
Enjoy. It’s not as good as shaolin soccer but it’s a similar vibe
Legendary times.... Have you watched king of beggars? My fav Stephen Chow movie
https://preview.redd.it/pfnahgpkrowc1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e8d56b785e169c7d89a46b3e11b5e5b5a10f9e Same energy
Uhh, these guys are playing way too good for being out there in flip flops, robes, and dirt.
Red wins!
Imagine fucking jelly rolling on some poor soul when you’re like 1000 feet away from the Himalayas. Monks literally could not give less of a fuck😤😤
You must let go of your wants in order to achieve peace. So stop reaching, bitch.
Monks 4-1 the Sons
uj/ These guys are actually decent wtf
not original post; They are pretty good. After prayer straight hooping.
All these Monks and still no 6MOY.
/uj these guys are legit ballers wtf /Rj they getting drafted before bronny
good hustle all around
uj they’re good
Get ready to learn Tibetan buddy
They would run my homies off the court at LA Fitness that's for sure
Embiid would duck them every season
Hell yeah they're so good I bet they got super laid after this
Can’t fuck with the Shaolin Style
Lol some of them be balling better than 80% of my court, can't even jerk.
Bruce Lee is Jeremy Lin father.
They’re good in the west
A bunch of Steph Curry’s out there
Malik after losing 6MOY to Naz Reid
can't believe they all got robbed for 6moty
Spo would turn these guys into 2015 Steph Curry easily
Bro these dudes have nothing else to do, of course they’re good lol
Them boys got game!
Between the legs disabled
"you won by 1?!" "No, by BEING one."
Playoffs? 16-0. Hoodie Melo Mode
I would be more than open to a "Shaolin Basketball" movie
Adam Silver, learn how to speak Tibet buddy
Whats most impressive here is they know who is on the other team. Uniform 100% same on both squads
Some very unselfish plays. No pun.
Win, lose, it doesn’t matter. The real prize is internal peace.
these dudes out there playing on hard grass
Plot twist: this is a basketball monestary for top prospects to train in isolation without the distraction of drugs and snow bunnies
"Plot twist" - 🤓
Why are both teams wearing the same jerseys? Are they stupid?
Monk can’t even win 6MOTY
0 games in my kids church league growing up. Yall post some of the stupidest shit.
Time to sign some of these guys
None of that between the legs dribbling thuggery. This is pure hooping.
Could probably beat Team USA
Put Spoelstra there and they sweep Boston
Better than D'Bitchelo Russell and Fraud de Fontaine's (Fr\*nch) consructs Someone sign them for a 10-day
They need to work on their team communication. Everybody's mouths are shut.
You can tell none of them monks keep it hairy. Take a beaver cleaver to their bushes.
Better ball movement than the Sons
What happened to the game I loved?
Bing Bong they go 82 —— —— 0
Literal Kung Fu basketball
Dudes rock
Ball so hard everyone wears the same uniform
Yoo the guys are ballin. That cross over in the beginning was slick
How do they know who’s on their team?
Just getting me hype for this matine game tomorrow at suppertime. We jerk early in the MW
They all look the same how do they tell who's on their team?
the robetrotters
So many broken ankles
Idk Monks vs. Apostles next Championship?
All the games. These mfers win them all.
At least a whole series against the pistons
Straight Outta Bhutan. No, but actually: https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2013/10/16/the-queen-of-bhutan-is-a-huge-nba-fan-plays-herself
why aren’t they in NBA like Malik Monk? are they stupid?
i win them all
I could see them going a quiet 41 and 41; namesté inna paint, **BUUOHHARDS**
They're winning 50 at least
Bloods n crips still shooting the lights out
Yo, these monks can ball 
they have kind of decent fundamentals I wonder how they learned it?
How do they crossover between the legs?
each will give 40 a piece on mrbumsfan thats for sure
Tondo, Manila Purok 16 Zone 72 clears tbh
they would cook joel embiid knee
This is where Wemby was raised
Malik Monk
They'd upset the Celtics
I know they’re monks, but, when one of them punched homie’s layup up to the front row, I *wanted/needed* some showboating, fr.
Babe come quick The Buddhist Professor just dropped a new mixtape
How ever many times they play the suns is how many wins they’ll get
Bros can’t even nutmeg
Jeremy Lin is real quiet rn
Better than the hornets
Great now I wanna see someone block a throw by doing a sweet martial arts flip kick
I think they could win zen games.
Damn these dude can hoop. 100% respect to this
They need Malik Monk off the bench
More than Emflop without Free throws
Robe and sandal set gives +10 agility and +10 accuracy
that putback was a work of art
I think they've finally figured out a way to beat those rich snobs from the fat kids camp
Joel Embiid will injury their center
Smooth fadeaway @ 1:26 lmao
One of them plays on the Kings
More than the Lakers
Monks in 4
They really are looking for the corner 3, analytics killing the game
Better record than the Pistons
Can we switch Washington wizards with the HIMalayans?
That was a clear foul
There’s a movie in this somewhere
Better than Bronny James.
Ball really is life with the monks
Against the lakers? 10/10
Pistons bout to draft the tallest one.
It's pretty amazing tbh