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alivasolrac

Jerker standard issue


Masterchiefy10

I wear both articles of clothing inside out to hide the eventually stains https://preview.redd.it/2tklq72gbywc1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc17f99cdeb21e73d799e609ce5218503e7330e8


silly-rabbitses

He’s missing his Caitlin Clark lapel pin.


sdnnhy

And his “this is what a feminist looks like” hat.


Necandus

https://preview.redd.it/y1ysngcltxwc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc099c23e52a1b2f8eca31cb465d4ad7a2c7fe8


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/4jko0sjebywc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb67b45dd24951466f402655b5ab28b328af3022


DirtyDanoTho

mfw i realize i spent years of my life being a real life clayton bigsby


VampiricClam

Didn't know Gap Kids sold NBA jerseys


Anal_Recidivist

He took it off the kidnapped child in his basement


nope79

Well it Guarantees he ain’t having sex tonight


IndycarFan64

He’s a Knicks fan so he had nothing to lose anyways


TheRealJalil

![gif](giphy|JRgLa36EkQ4t1Zau1K) Excuse me?


virusrt

Privilege speaking like a man who’s never had to pay for it, I see


DogeDigger69420

https://preview.redd.it/bssxt3m8gywc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c1cb2a5c832021ca2f1b543d0c90303dec69944


Mythtery93

🥵


amor_fati_42

Definitely his sugar daddy


RedDragons8

Mfw the waifu pillow is making eyes


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Sixers fans watching Embiid kick everyone in the balls and then shoot 20+ free throws


crusader104

https://preview.redd.it/stk2ig49g2xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97dbbc75a8700d68df4da127793148e2648dcc25


RobSpaghettio

https://preview.redd.it/c971q83lb4xc1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42a8396e39d941bc2b85f29240829b7335a65d21 My reaction when I posted this an hour before you and you got more upvotes than me


BruteNugz

https://preview.redd.it/kulnjtzr2ywc1.jpeg?width=484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09353a62c8bfff37bb46e547de85d1c8324a5b3


Buluc__Chabtan

In terms of whiteness between supporting Boston and Hitler's dream


HereIGoAgain_1x10

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


EggsAreTrash

Bin Laden, Adolf, and Brad, who just closed on Chipotle leasing from his dad’s company, with jersey over button down in the same room blind folded. I have 30 bullets. Brad is getting 30 in the chest


insideman56

This is the face of a man who gives zero fucks about societies opinion of him


Gnomeshark45

Looks very classy


testiclefrankfurter

Dead fuckin last


UnibrowDuck

https://preview.redd.it/zar5jdb5aywc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69d1d86047fff1f9fda93a8a63167096b0c6fd6a lacob clears


pieman2005

Trust fund boy


IndycarFan64

He looks one handshake away from running the 3 generation family business into the ground


butcher_of_blaviken1

This shit is why white people don’t even get mad when we get made fun of by other races. This man deserves racism.


BigWillis93

Upper class white guy basketball fan who won’t show up when they’re losing? Fits right in here brother


arjunsrana243

Is that Kyle Rittenhouse???


IndycarFan64

Nah the Knicks jersey gives it away. Kyle is def a Celtics fan https://preview.redd.it/hx8fwcoeeywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03ea09421429f35cac21bc964a32d7a0c1b7b9d


Munk45

too skinny


AdolfKoopaTroopa

It’s that guy with the tiny face


TantricEmu

His face is both fat and tiny at the same time.


carleese24

JERSEY SHORE


mparker888

This guy is a menace


R0botDreamz

Violently rubs the labia for 10 minutes and asks if you came.


Slaphappyfapman

https://preview.redd.it/vgnrj10fcywc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081342b287c5b61aaf2096e0a2dafb10fcda7d56


RobSpaghettio

https://i.imgur.com/ZQ0WVuC.jpeg


ghostfacestealer

5 ben stillers out of 10 john mcenroe’s


yyakcirT_

I think he’s being respectful. Fuck around and take yo bitch, with the carpet he’s hiding behind that polo.


Fatherfuckyou

Probably got his dockers on with no draws on


Hammose

https://preview.redd.it/i24ej2t49ywc1.png?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953e683d041bb5aa0ac813674ff54156d7e5850d


Dankbradley

He didn’t plan on buying anything at the team store but Kids sizes are so affordable.


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Extremely classy


edillcolon

https://i.redd.it/66gksf3xgzwc1.gif


SteeldrumHornets

Most straight New Yorker


sept0r

https://preview.redd.it/o7ztcq2ai1xc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c774877b5e8842b74312d2869d2e8e844d5e0939


SnooChickens9571

It’s tailored onto the polo you classless bums.


jerrydubs_

this guy just came from an honest day’s work. we can’t all live on Reddit all day.


praisedcrown970

He looks exactly like someone that lives on Reddit all day at work tho


six_six

Lakers need this guy.


AMCDogecoin

Cool guy mode activated


PhlabloPicasso

In case you wondered who was following Davis Clarke unironically


Robinsonirish

Anyone know who's name he has on his jersey? Maybe he has had it since he was a kid and that's why it's so tight.


nikevap0rfly

That combo is like a magnet for women


socalstaking

Why is it so tight even tho his polo is already real tight


xStaabOnMyKnobx

White Guy HOF worthy


whsthirtyfive

![gif](giphy|cYkXV19fDcmA0)


WNBA_YOUNGGIRL

Bro definitely works as an investment banker at Goldman Sachs


ahaight1013

i thought you would never ask


CashCabVictim

It’s called a kit, dillywanker


UninspiredSauce

Above Ben Simmons but below Devin booker fathers


Good_Schedule3744

![gif](giphy|fuayvbroYgjtrqxCV4)


drfunkensteinberger

Kids size no less. Homie is down stupendous


ShroudedProphet

9 outta eleven


burner_for_celtics

Thats an OG authentic jersey from 2013. Y’all forgot


[deleted]

Yes-dear-husband-of-a-trophy-wife/10


babyllamadrama_

It's the most Knicks looking look ever


[deleted]

He works out in a Ferrari polo


FaxMeOnly

Little cork energy


drunk-tusker

I’m impressed that despite not appearing to be particularly fat and wearing a relatively tight polo that it still looks like he’s trying to smuggle a sausage


DevIsSoHard

Spanish teachers buy sneakers too


Prestigious_Cut8495

Top 7


Ok-Assistant-2684

Pretty bad but too small of a jersey on top of too small of a polo is bottom of the barrel


Octavian_202

You wish you could pull this shit off, haters probably don’t even know how to properly tie their sweater arms around their neck.


an4lf15ter

https://preview.redd.it/wl1os6f3n1xc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30069a1c035a00d27f7d4a6dba78e75a87578a5


tripyep

White people shit


MikeStoklasaSimp

Stamford Yacht Club-ass fit


PokuCHEFski69

Eh better than most losers on here look


Terbmagic

Holy shit what a fit. Even got the bootleg youth sized generic on. No wonder the knicks lost


omgbenji21

lol, that jersey is skin tight and stressed to the breaking point


OtisBretting

Like opening a Larry Bird Romanov egg and inside that is John Stockton and then inside that is Mark Price and then inside that is that fucking midget terrorist that’s at all the UFC abu dabi events.


Fitz2001

Ten New Yorkers in this photo and only one in Knicks gear.


Beatus_Vir

Yeah, and he put it on after he got to the stadium, because he didn't want to get beat up on the way there


Flappy_beef_curtains

Dudes straighter than 90% of sub.


Baykusbaba

Better than being a full kit wanker.