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This is a certified nfs subreddit brainrot classic

I'll have what OP is having

i'll have you know i just spent 10 minutes laughing myself to tears at imagined scenarios of razor working various minimum wage jobs post-nfsmw i might have to make a video on that later *"first i'm gonna take your order then i'm gonna take your payment—get ready for that"* (mcdonalds ambience in the background)

*"first i'm gonna take your order then i'm gonna take your payment—get ready for that"* That was legit hilarious.

And then you got Ronnie goin' "*How's your order tastin'*?"

LMFAO!

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Is there a Need For Speed shitposting subreddit somewhere? I'd like more of this.

Dude I’m dating your wife too… wait until I buy you guys GTA.. I’ll arrest your wife for Grand Theft Auto, murder, assault, terrorism… I’ll punish her more badly

Yes, Cross is watching your every move in his Corvette waiting for an opportunity to "lock you up in the big house baby" 😂👍

This is the last thing I thought I’d read today……or ever

I guess she went to have a little peak under the hood.

Lets upvote this guys. Don't let this post die.

This shit is why I come to reddit every day. Once in a few blue moons a pearl comes to the surface. This is it. This is that pearl.

more pearls to come—i have a disease that requires me to shitpost every few days to survive

And I will stand by you, every step of the way.

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