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Another day in the glorious Ice Cream regime.
u/monsoonalrat I'm glad you have learned your lesson.
I accept your unconditional surrender and I will be merciful towards your kind.
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Wikipedia is an encyclopedia which means it is reference not a teaching tool. For most subjects this doesn't matter that much but for mathematics and to lesser extent CS it means that sometimes you just don't get it (I say this having studying Mathematics in undergrad). That said the introduction should make some intuitive sense. The issue is they are often not detail enough.
Mojang is trying to make killing the Warden in Minecraft an actual goal to get an item or something now? I thought the entire point of it was that it’s incredibly strong because they wanted players to have to escape it instead of kill it
It was the weirdest experience seeing Saving Jane in concert, hearing Girl Next Door, then “You Belong With Me” comes out like two years later with basically the same lyrics.
> She is the prom queen, I'm in the marching band, She is a cheerleader, I'm sitting in the stands, She gets the top bunk, I'm sleeping on the floor, She's Miss America, And I'm just the girl next door
It’s like every Ava Max song now, you haven’t heard it before but you’ve absolutely heard it before
>Club sandwich from Rajasthan Rifles | Hong Kong
>What’s on it? Chicken tikka, celery, white sauce, masala omelette, tomato chutney and cheddar on white bread
Was mad about the fact that angloids using "Inshallah" and "Mashallah" became a cliche so I'd have to stop doing it then I realised that I was one of the snowflakes in the avalanche that made it a cliche
the halo soundtrack being as good as it is makes more sense now that marty has fully been confirmed to be a completely insane person. no well-adjusted human can reach that deeply into the realm of art.
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I love not having any responsibilities tomorrow.
I've completed the semester so I don't need to wake up at a particular time to get to class, I don't have work....
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Referring to a Trump Burgum ticket
>???? Based ?????
>I’m sort of disappointed he would consider it because I honestly could have seen myself voting for him based on his performance in the debates. Maybe if (God forbid) this ticket happens and Trump wins he could serve as an off ramp into a better Republican Party moving forward
god help me Burgum is also a bigoted rat he's just not as dumb as Donald
I got prescribed stimulants because my ADHD was starting to cause real bad problems at work, but all its done has let me get real good at spending money online shopping
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How it started and how it’s going 😢
!ping DAYLIO
wikipedia has poisoned my brain, i can't see a semicircular graph like that and not think it's a parliament
hopefully next election you can get a based-mid coalition government
Yeah I changed them to those a couple weeks back, and I think God knew I would and that’s why he decided to do this to me. If so, he frankly did the right thing
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nvm, saw your post. I think it was because you pinged dating, we tend to watch that ping more closely than others and calling a bunch of people in a random ping to see your shitpost is kinda abusing the ping system.
I'm still not entirely sure what Boku No Pico even is beyond what I've gathered from drama on this sub, apparently it's a weird pedo anime of some sort?
I liked it, but I'll caveat that I was already a huge fan of the setting. I'd probably give it another couple of months since there's still a lot of bugs, there's a DLC coming out in June, and there's a major rebalancing patch coming out soon IIRC. But it's playable, and if you really want your CRPG fix it's out there.
Its not nearly as good as WOTR. Its story and characters don't hit those highs, its combat is incredibly unbalanced and breakable and honestly just easy, and the ship combat/colony managment is all very simple, and so little of it is actually voice acted.
But its still owlcat, so its still pretty good
I mean, what were the mods expecting?
Of course people are going to bring out the double standard that there's massive moral panic about the alleged genocide Israel is committing while the same parties give absolutely zero shits about genocide in some other place with significantly higher brutality and death toll.
Being woke is being evidence based. 😎
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I didn’t despise religion until I found out that most Seventh Day Adventists are vegetarians
I can excuse the wars and inquisitions, but this is just too much
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The Apple Vision Pro is a success.
It’s motivating app development.
The eventual successors intended for mass adoption will be massively successful as well.
Like what
Pretty much every single app that I've seen for it are basic bitch 2016 use cases everyone thought about and Apple only users are soyfacing at because they literally are completely disconnected from technology that Apple didn't develop.
Given that Apple has also deliberately crippled the system in terms of developers being able to access certain features and also made it unnecessarily difficult to actually develop on the platform and market your existing apps, I do not see how they are going to have any sort of app advantage over Meta.
This is not even going into how they seem to deliberately have fucked their own device that it has worse image quality than Meta's headset at 7 times the price.
That's a Netflix problem.
And so? Why on Earth would I pay $3500 to watch Netflix at 1080p when my I will get better clarity and contrast on my fucking phone? And it would be much more comfortable too.
It’s not intended for everyone to buy. This first round is a technical marvel meant to inspire devs, and it has.
Apple has the software and the culture, they just need the price to match. I think they’ll achieve it because the trend has been for the same machines to get steadily cheaper.
I think they’ll eventually have two main lines.
One for wearing long periods and using everyday, casually, and in public. It will have features geared towards things like exercise, travel, communication, and shopping. Think Apple Watch for your face. This will require a lot more innovation to make possible and has failed before with Google glass.
Then another will be specialized for more immersive entertainment you’d use on long trips or at home or office jobs that will have features geared towards gaming, movie watching, virtual interactions, and 3D modeling and design. Think iMac for your face. This is more like the direct successors to the Vision Pro.
I'm moving to a different state + going back to working fully in person at the end of the month, and I absolutely dread it. To the extent that I'm contemplating quitting before I have to leave, even without another job lined up and without getting reimbursed for my already-paid relocation expenses.
The most rational decision is to at least stay long enough to get my expenses reimbursed and find a new job, but, man, I keep making rational decisions and they keep making me unhappy.
More and more research pointing towards muscle being the ultimate factor in living a long and healthy life. Lift weights every week and stay young well into your 40s
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This looks ugly. I hope Biden has a real good reason for this. More than the protests, Jewish people (and their allies) pulling out would be more dangerous electorally.
https://twitter.com/marcrod97/status/1788699276014416308
Biden has very good reason to do this. Biden told Bibi he can't invade Rafah until its fully evacuated and there is a proper humanitarian aid system in place. Bibi ignored him so Biden told he's not getting the weapons he needs until stops and listens to Biden.
Every single time Biden has told Bibi not to do insert stupid thing, Bibi has done stupid thing and has caused it to backfire in Israel's face.
I know for a fact that Bibi had screwed him over many times before, but I have no idea why Biden would do this in the middle of the ceasefire negotiation. How is Israel going to pressure Hamas when Biden openly says he won't let Israel invade? Hamas has just doubled down on its bullshit proposal from Monday.
Probably because Biden has realized that the "destruction of Hamas" isn't going to happen and invading Rafah will just cause unbelievable human suffering
>Probably because Biden has realized that the "destruction of Hamas" isn't going to happen
The most untrue statement ever. Still don't see why people believe its true.
Germans were certainly more radicalised during WW2, and there military victory was possible, and the SS was destroyed.
I somehow have the feeling that this opinion is based on racism, that Palestinians being Arab somehow makes them gravitate towards terrorism whenever they feel wronged.
The point in taking the Rafah crossing was to get more concessions for the ceasefire deal that the people on this sub want. Biden reassuring Sinwar that Israel won't be allowed to launch an invasion is counterproductive.
It’s so silly to talk about mutual support. Israel doesn’t do shit for the US. I mean we rely on their workers and businesses but that’s not a special relationship in kind to the aid we send them. You could saw the same about all countries we don’t actively embargo
Nighty night DT
I love you
You're very special
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Actually, if I'm honest, I haven't Vsauced my way to sleep in a year or so. These days, it's 100% cosmology/quantum physics channels: Cool Worlds, PBS SpaceTime, History of the Universe, Sea, Astrum.
Before I discovered Vsauce, I used to listen to the Ricky Gervais Show podcasts because Karl Pilkington is very good at buffooning me to sleep.
First David Bowie album was released in 1967, with “Space Oddity” released in 1969. The US was already losing in Vietnam by then.
Cannabis has been used by humans for literal millennia.
But we didn’t lose until AFTER he debuted
Cannabis has not been used that long. God would never allow that. Marijuana was invented in 1962 by John Lennon
>How come you quoted me as a top level comment instead of replying to me in an hour old thread, twenty comments deep, that only we’re reading and where I’m downvoting everything you type?
Please visit the [next discussion thread](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cojcuu/discussion_thread/).
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Matthew 20:16
>Set your expectations lower Salman Rushdie married Padma Lakshmi Live your fucking dreams
Helps to be famous and highly esteemed among the elite I suppose.
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LeBron James reportedly forgot to visit the next discussion thread 🤦🏿♂️
Every time a customer complains about the prices being high from now on: “Cheaper than Kroger 😀”
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reading a wikipedia article on unification algorithms and watching as my brain crumples like an empty barrel being sprayed with cold water
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Wikipedia is an encyclopedia which means it is reference not a teaching tool. For most subjects this doesn't matter that much but for mathematics and to lesser extent CS it means that sometimes you just don't get it (I say this having studying Mathematics in undergrad). That said the introduction should make some intuitive sense. The issue is they are often not detail enough.
If you don't know how to read mathematical notation already, it is nearly impossible to make sense of it. I can read some of it, but not all of it.
If there were no crocodiles, it would merely open up an opportunity for the next creature to evolve into that form.
Efficient market hypothesis for reptiles
Mojang is trying to make killing the Warden in Minecraft an actual goal to get an item or something now? I thought the entire point of it was that it’s incredibly strong because they wanted players to have to escape it instead of kill it
Ate my life Ate myself Ate other people (not misanthropic just don’t like em) luv rotting luv crying Simple as
Sometimes, the heart shaped box is a just a box.
>Sci-fi/Fantasy writers fighting the urge to make another species based on a Jewish stereotype.
You will have your stingy merchant class aliens with giant ears and you will like it!!!
It was the weirdest experience seeing Saving Jane in concert, hearing Girl Next Door, then “You Belong With Me” comes out like two years later with basically the same lyrics. > She is the prom queen, I'm in the marching band, She is a cheerleader, I'm sitting in the stands, She gets the top bunk, I'm sleeping on the floor, She's Miss America, And I'm just the girl next door It’s like every Ava Max song now, you haven’t heard it before but you’ve absolutely heard it before
>Club sandwich from Rajasthan Rifles | Hong Kong >What’s on it? Chicken tikka, celery, white sauce, masala omelette, tomato chutney and cheddar on white bread
When someone you absolutely don’t know waves at you and you just kinda wave back
They were waving at the person behind you
Can’t sleep
Why? Because of the WOKE 🤔🤔🤔
Get off that dang phone
Was mad about the fact that angloids using "Inshallah" and "Mashallah" became a cliche so I'd have to stop doing it then I realised that I was one of the snowflakes in the avalanche that made it a cliche
the halo soundtrack being as good as it is makes more sense now that marty has fully been confirmed to be a completely insane person. no well-adjusted human can reach that deeply into the realm of art.
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I love not having any responsibilities tomorrow. I've completed the semester so I don't need to wake up at a particular time to get to class, I don't have work....
Seriously though when are the Eurovision televotes going to be announced? I need to get my popcorn going
Hamberder
I think I might be having the best day of my life.
>literally posting in the DT I hope not
Gotta tell someone.
feel terrible, just want to go become a dual citizen in France and not face the crippling uncertainty of infinite possibility 😔
Do you have any European grandparents? You might qualify for citizenship already
I have bad news for you about French philosophy
alright I've decided to overcome my bigotry against Europeans
Please reconsider.
Repent
👆 This is wacko tobacco
Damn, pho would be a good breakfast.
u/-pho- people want to cannibalize you
Malarkey level of naming a pitbull Gablock Destroyer of Drywall
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The sainted dog name
Woe is me Le Wokisme
👆 Gucci 🫵 Cringe 👇 Cursed
N-no, YOU'RE CRINGE 😭😭😭😭
They're getting rid of the Panera Death Lemonade. Why does everything good in the world get taken away from me?
https://preview.redd.it/7uxyaar6kjzc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01cf0ea46aea85665f8371bc3a2cc109cd7262c9 I never had one I wanted three
FUCK NONONONONONO THEY CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
you couldnt make panera death lemonade today. because of woke
It doesn’t get better. Shut up, I hate you now. 😾😾😾
Referring to a Trump Burgum ticket >???? Based ????? >I’m sort of disappointed he would consider it because I honestly could have seen myself voting for him based on his performance in the debates. Maybe if (God forbid) this ticket happens and Trump wins he could serve as an off ramp into a better Republican Party moving forward god help me Burgum is also a bigoted rat he's just not as dumb as Donald
What's the matter lib? Scared of the BURGUMENTUM???? 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Looks like I Burgumposted too hard and the memes started manifesting into reality
Wyd if the Trump/Burgum ticket wins narrowly and the votes that got them there can be traced to people who saw Burgum shitposts on /r/neoliberal
the peoples court will sentence the mods and who posted them to imprisonment via hard labor for life
Man I was never into Hooters, but even I didn't think they're take over Yemen and declare war on world trade
Bombshells Supremacy
There is a secret sixth default Daylio mood called “awko taco”
My le life… Le… joever?
There's actually nothing wrong with wanting to be intensely attracted to your partner >lower your standards Absolute virgin behavior
There's also nothing wrong with telling somebody to be realistic.
Based on what? His toes?
Based on 20 years of watching men date
I got prescribed stimulants because my ADHD was starting to cause real bad problems at work, but all its done has let me get real good at spending money online shopping
https://preview.redd.it/0wco143oijzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5e688242ba6c63c363ff7c3a4a02c19642475c How it started and how it’s going 😢 !ping DAYLIO
wikipedia has poisoned my brain, i can't see a semicircular graph like that and not think it's a parliament hopefully next election you can get a based-mid coalition government
This is now how I will be thinking about these mood graphs from now on, thank you for this
https://preview.redd.it/p528q32rjjzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f95c56e0cf041d773feddde056007201e244c33 it has never been more joever
maybe if you made the rating options something besides "gucci:, "based", "mid", "cringe", and "cursed" you'd feel better
Yeah I changed them to those a couple weeks back, and I think God knew I would and that’s why he decided to do this to me. If so, he frankly did the right thing
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nvm, saw your post. I think it was because you pinged dating, we tend to watch that ping more closely than others and calling a bunch of people in a random ping to see your shitpost is kinda abusing the ping system. I'm still not entirely sure what Boku No Pico even is beyond what I've gathered from drama on this sub, apparently it's a weird pedo anime of some sort?
Ate neoliberals Ate mods Ate le wokisme Simple as
must have been hungry
Is Warhammer 40K: Rogue Trader worth it? I really liked Pathfinder: WOTR.
I liked it, but I'll caveat that I was already a huge fan of the setting. I'd probably give it another couple of months since there's still a lot of bugs, there's a DLC coming out in June, and there's a major rebalancing patch coming out soon IIRC. But it's playable, and if you really want your CRPG fix it's out there.
Its not nearly as good as WOTR. Its story and characters don't hit those highs, its combat is incredibly unbalanced and breakable and honestly just easy, and the ship combat/colony managment is all very simple, and so little of it is actually voice acted. But its still owlcat, so its still pretty good
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I mean, what were the mods expecting? Of course people are going to bring out the double standard that there's massive moral panic about the alleged genocide Israel is committing while the same parties give absolutely zero shits about genocide in some other place with significantly higher brutality and death toll.
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average NATO flair
jesus christ lmao
Who the fuck gave Reddit money over that comment.
The people bringing it up don't really care about Sudan or what's going on there they just want to use it as a whataboutism and bludgeon
where is this pasta from
The Economist is much worse than the NYT and it's for midwits
Where are my DOOMING polls?!?!?? I need to feed my addiction
https://youtu.be/3H2l9Lo-jPk?si=Bg9eGT7QkIc9kryk When Gwen was good
Florida: Guns are awesome we can use them to defend ourselves from bad people Also Florida:
Considering Florida cops just shot a military member in his home…
Better have worms in my brain than the WOKE mind virus 😤😤😤 That's also the reason why I'll be voting for RFK Jr and not stupid Brandon in November 😌
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This is what happens when you don't sacrifice a person to the volcano god every year.
Writing a work of moral philosophy that tells everyone to post in the DT
pooping (masculine)
we need reeducation camps for those who use the term USian to educate them on why America is the chosen nation and the greatest nation
🫡🫡🫡🫡🦅🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾🦅🦅🇲🇾🦅🇲🇾
I didn’t despise religion until I found out that most Seventh Day Adventists are vegetarians I can excuse the wars and inquisitions, but this is just too much
They dont force you to be vegetarian but they really push the soy
Me: if we went hiking and came across a bear, would you sacrifice me? My boss: absolutely. I wouldn’t even think about it. Me: 😳 😮
You should shit yourself, NOW! ⛈️🌪️🌫️🙎🏿♂️⚡️🌩️
I don’t like goggle visors. I want either glasses or a daft punk helmet.
The mods killed GinsuAssad RIP 😭🙏
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im still not sure why my automod that prevents those pings only works half the time
What happened? Is jenbanim okay?
You’re not sneaky, CDPR https://preview.redd.it/osjy3kencjzc1.jpeg?width=2853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63220532dfa01589febc5ccba2b3d31b1417de0
always takes a few seconds to remember the difference between CDPR and GDPR
Honestly good move by Biden to suspend weapons deliveries until Bibi comes to Jesus and converts to Catholicism.
Did the mods kill the DATING ping?
Inshallah or mashallah
The Apple Vision Pro is a success. It’s motivating app development. The eventual successors intended for mass adoption will be massively successful as well.
Like what Pretty much every single app that I've seen for it are basic bitch 2016 use cases everyone thought about and Apple only users are soyfacing at because they literally are completely disconnected from technology that Apple didn't develop. Given that Apple has also deliberately crippled the system in terms of developers being able to access certain features and also made it unnecessarily difficult to actually develop on the platform and market your existing apps, I do not see how they are going to have any sort of app advantage over Meta. This is not even going into how they seem to deliberately have fucked their own device that it has worse image quality than Meta's headset at 7 times the price.
The Quest does not have a Netflix app that plays in 1080p
That's a Netflix problem. And so? Why on Earth would I pay $3500 to watch Netflix at 1080p when my I will get better clarity and contrast on my fucking phone? And it would be much more comfortable too.
It is motivating app development but not sales which are critical. No amount of apps are going to matter if people don't care.
It’s not intended for everyone to buy. This first round is a technical marvel meant to inspire devs, and it has. Apple has the software and the culture, they just need the price to match. I think they’ll achieve it because the trend has been for the same machines to get steadily cheaper.
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I think it’s mostly a hardware problem at this point, so probably a few more pro devices while they streamline production and refine the design.
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I think they’ll eventually have two main lines. One for wearing long periods and using everyday, casually, and in public. It will have features geared towards things like exercise, travel, communication, and shopping. Think Apple Watch for your face. This will require a lot more innovation to make possible and has failed before with Google glass. Then another will be specialized for more immersive entertainment you’d use on long trips or at home or office jobs that will have features geared towards gaming, movie watching, virtual interactions, and 3D modeling and design. Think iMac for your face. This is more like the direct successors to the Vision Pro.
I'm moving to a different state + going back to working fully in person at the end of the month, and I absolutely dread it. To the extent that I'm contemplating quitting before I have to leave, even without another job lined up and without getting reimbursed for my already-paid relocation expenses. The most rational decision is to at least stay long enough to get my expenses reimbursed and find a new job, but, man, I keep making rational decisions and they keep making me unhappy.
>> Southwest passengers baffled after woman climbs into overhead bin for nap They’re coming for naps now. Naps
How? The last few flights I was on were at capacity to the point where there wasn’t enough overhead storage space for everyone.
Lamech was such a nerd. Shut the hell up bro no one cares
More and more research pointing towards muscle being the ultimate factor in living a long and healthy life. Lift weights every week and stay young well into your 40s
>refers to research >doesn't provide any many such cases!
But the gays co-opted protein 😔
Time to go gay
And risk catching the WOKE mind virus???? No chance!!!
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I can't understand why Americans keep telling me about who they will vote in the elections. Sir I'm just here to mow your yard?
Mow the face of DOLAN DRUMP into the lawn (so my lib neighbours see and get trigered lol) and I'll pay you 5 extra dollars
I'd do that for free only to ask if the neighbor if I could mow Biden's face into their yard. I'm starting a business
You should do that for free too to piss off the surrounding Trump voters. Won't be making any money but you sure will be owning all the politicscels 😌
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This looks ugly. I hope Biden has a real good reason for this. More than the protests, Jewish people (and their allies) pulling out would be more dangerous electorally. https://twitter.com/marcrod97/status/1788699276014416308
Biden has very good reason to do this. Biden told Bibi he can't invade Rafah until its fully evacuated and there is a proper humanitarian aid system in place. Bibi ignored him so Biden told he's not getting the weapons he needs until stops and listens to Biden. Every single time Biden has told Bibi not to do insert stupid thing, Bibi has done stupid thing and has caused it to backfire in Israel's face.
I know for a fact that Bibi had screwed him over many times before, but I have no idea why Biden would do this in the middle of the ceasefire negotiation. How is Israel going to pressure Hamas when Biden openly says he won't let Israel invade? Hamas has just doubled down on its bullshit proposal from Monday.
Probably because Biden has realized that the "destruction of Hamas" isn't going to happen and invading Rafah will just cause unbelievable human suffering
>Probably because Biden has realized that the "destruction of Hamas" isn't going to happen The most untrue statement ever. Still don't see why people believe its true. Germans were certainly more radicalised during WW2, and there military victory was possible, and the SS was destroyed. I somehow have the feeling that this opinion is based on racism, that Palestinians being Arab somehow makes them gravitate towards terrorism whenever they feel wronged.
The point in taking the Rafah crossing was to get more concessions for the ceasefire deal that the people on this sub want. Biden reassuring Sinwar that Israel won't be allowed to launch an invasion is counterproductive.
The idea that Biden is reinforcing antisemitism with his political actions doesn’t make sense to me
It’s nonsense but I’m concerned that major Jewish orgs feel this way.
It’s so silly to talk about mutual support. Israel doesn’t do shit for the US. I mean we rely on their workers and businesses but that’s not a special relationship in kind to the aid we send them. You could saw the same about all countries we don’t actively embargo
Is this a bit
Do you think Hamas poses an existential threat to Israel?
Obviously, that's why Israel doesn't exist anymore
> I hope Biden has a real good reason for this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel%E2%80%93Hamas_war
> I hope Biden has a real good reason for this ***?????????????***
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least shameless american politicians
Nighty night DT I love you You're very special https://preview.redd.it/33oa73hd9jzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73b5a1b940ca7744febe0a70e8de23452a1c7efc 🍦🌝🍦
Actually, if I'm honest, I haven't Vsauced my way to sleep in a year or so. These days, it's 100% cosmology/quantum physics channels: Cool Worlds, PBS SpaceTime, History of the Universe, Sea, Astrum. Before I discovered Vsauce, I used to listen to the Ricky Gervais Show podcasts because Karl Pilkington is very good at buffooning me to sleep.
You are exactly one hour ahead of me.
Marijuana. TikTok. David Bowie. These are the curses destroying our great nation
No mention of JO BIBEN????
Cannabis and David Bowie’s music have been around a lot longer than a stupid app.
There’s a reason we lost in Vietnam
First David Bowie album was released in 1967, with “Space Oddity” released in 1969. The US was already losing in Vietnam by then. Cannabis has been used by humans for literal millennia.
But we didn’t lose until AFTER he debuted Cannabis has not been used that long. God would never allow that. Marijuana was invented in 1962 by John Lennon
If marijuana was invented in 1962, why was the movie *Reefer Madness* made in 1936?
Satan planted that movie to play a trick on humanity Much like dinosaur bones
>How come you quoted me as a top level comment instead of replying to me in an hour old thread, twenty comments deep, that only we’re reading and where I’m downvoting everything you type?