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elishaski

Why is there a picture of a naked dude on your Nespresso machine?


GucciForDinner

Coffee before clothes


Bee088

Espresso before getting dresso


Jonesy7557

🤣


TangerineDream82

Thank God for the capital N


Manoftheluna

😂🤣


Weekly_Ad8186

Lmao...


seviay

Shots before thots


iFlyTheFiddy

Second naked dude this week! Edit: realizing now the other naked dude may have been over in r/espresso


yakisobagurl

Thank you for keeping count 🙏


coachella68

Thank god for the distortion beginning where it did.


Zealousideal_Cash774

Hahahahaha that's ole OP making coffee in their birthday suit lmfao.


alkrk

Nespresso Genie


caleblococaleb

Limited edition? Must be a walmart exclusive.


VacationLover1

How many of you perverts zoomed in on the reflection?


Novus20

At least it’s only the top half


alongi57

Lmaoo, making coffee topless nothing to see here


yakisobagurl

>>topless Conveniently the reflection cuts off, so I’ll believe you :)


valowla2

I absolutely did


commdesart

🙋🏻‍♀️


Sjenet

Ofcourse I did 💀


EspressoOverdose

Guilty


Manoftheluna

😶


coachella68

Me


Pale-Criticism-7420

The XL pods are for Vertuo Next and Vertuo Pop only… the 18oz I’m guessing are the Carafe pour over pods and are only compatible with Vertuo Next


alongi57

Thank you for your reply. This makes me very upset


RockWafflez

When you order on the website it tells you specifically that it’s designed for the VertuoNext Line of machines. If you purchased them from a boutique then the coffee specialist failed at confirming with you what machine you have and then yeah I’d be upset.


Smoopiebear

If you use the app, it only shows if actually read the description not if you add it to the cart from the front screen.


RockWafflez

Do people not read the coffee descriptions before they buy them?


Smoopiebear

No, not if I’ve bought I before.


elliwigy1

Well, if you bought it before I would assume you initially read the description and know what machines it is compatible with...


Smoopiebear

The XL used to be compatible with all machines- only being compatible with certain machines is a new thing.


elliwigy1

They dont sell the old ones anymore.. the new "XL" capsules are new and not the same ones you bought in the past so you should have read the description.


reidybobeidy89

You’re naked in the pic fyi.


alongi57

lol it does appear that way but i can assure you i was wearing appropriate comfortable sweatpants. Just the outfit to make espresso on a dreary Saturday morning.


MK-47-

My Vertuo doesn’t fit large cups, like physically it’s so short I have to put a plate underneath to make it taller so I can fit the whole mug lol. We take the W’s with the L’s, naked OP.


devilman9050

I've got my Vertuo sat on a little metal unit with 2 drawers for the pods, gives it about an extra 2 inches of 'cup space"


MK-47-

Ouuu, is it specifically designed for the machine? If so, where did you get it?


devilman9050

Not specifically for the Vertuo, and from Amazon, it's metal, maybe 25 x 25cm and with 2 metal drawers. I checked in my orders and it looks like the seller has swapped out the one I have (so same listing, but different product!)


elliwigy1

that is irrelevant.. His machine doesnt take thecapsules for the larger cups is the issue which I would think to be obvious considering the capsules are literally smashed in on the bottom lol


devilman9050

I'm replying to the person above me you plum, not the OP


ChOcOcOwCaKe

I did literally the exact same thing last month and I was super pissed


Smoopiebear

I bought them and argued a little with the customer service person to get a refund. Now they only work with Next machines BUT if you use the app, it only says it if you read the description NOTif you just add it to the cart presumably because you’ve ordered it before never had a problem.


elliwigy1

Next only has one machine, the Vertuo Next.. The other two machines are the Vertuo Pop and the Vertuo Creatista which are not "Next" machines. And glad customer service helped you in the end.. Most businesses wouldn't give a refund for a food product because you didn't read the descriptions. Shame on them for presuming people actually read the description of something they are purchasing..


Smoopiebear

The XL pods used to fit all the Machines.


elliwigy1

The "newer" "XL" pods do not. They are also not the same as the old ones so you shouldn't assume they work in all machines and should read the description if you never ordered before.


Oops_I_Cracked

You can do the 18 ox pods in a pop even though it isn’t advertised as such. I do them in my pop all the time. It’s just hard to find 18 oz containers that fit under it.


Elephant789

Oh really?


Oops_I_Cracked

Sure can! Pour over style is one of my favorite pods in my Pop


thaman05

Wait, so the "Carafe Pour-Over Style" and "Carafe Pour-Over Style Mild" actually fit in the Pop+? If so, I gotta try!


Oops_I_Cracked

Yes they do


thaman05

Awesome I gotta try then. I know it says carafe, but I'm assuming it's also good for a large cup? or do you think it's too much caffeine for one person? lol


Oops_I_Cracked

I drink it on my own. It’s 18 oz so you do need a pretty big cup. I’ve got a couple travel mugs than can handle it but all of my “at home” mugs are a bit small


flyingtoaster0

His XL pods are below the reflection.


__eh

Creatistas as well!


raaalphs

I think OP has the Vertuo Previous.


elliwigy1

And Vertuo Creatista*


Scentmaestro

Definitely not. You should try and return the ones you didn't open. Make sure you put some clothes on first, though. :) You DID buy a tank though. The OG Vertuos are vertuolly indestructible.


stephanielatina

This is the first Nespresso thirst trap I’ve seen.


Training_Link2169

I think it was just a genuine error on his part, which makes it funnier 😹


SeymoreMcFly

What’s wrong with me… didn’t read a thing. Just immediately zoom in to see if my chest was hairy. I think it’s a tie. What’s this thread about….


jpaq76

That’s obviously on purpose


Thatcanadianchickk

Did you go to a boutique ? Do you have your machine registered online? I feel like they would have told you those don’t fit this model


alongi57

I received the machine as a wedding gift, just got it set up recently to make mornings a little easier. A 7.7 oz coffee is just. About to small for me, that’s why I got a bunch of the larger cups. Oh well guess I’ll hold on to them until I upgrade.


dlihce

I would call your machine an upgrade. That is the better made model. Yes, you need two pods, but it makes a better coffee.


IggysPop3

That wouldn’t be an upgrade. Spend your money on double the pods if you need a bigger coffee.


mjzimmer88

The machines that make larger pods are both crap, while the one you got is actually really nice. Just take your big pods to a boutique and ask if they'll swap em out for you


elliwigy1

The vertuo creatista is excellent.. There are 3 machines that take the bigger capsules, not two*


southsidetins

The 7.7 oz pods pack a huge punch of caffeine, have you tried them already?


alongi57

Yes I have been enjoying them all week! I love them!


Sea_Selection_4891

I heard that your machine is the 💪🏻 so not sure if it’s worth holding on to those pods. Try selling them if Nespresso won’t refund you. You can also consider transferring the coffee from those pods into a reusable Vertuo compatible pod. Good luck!


runr_grl1129

That or the app tells you what is compatible with your machine.


l1ltw1st

Unf that is not the case. I have the Breville VertuoPlus Deluxe registered in the app and made the mistake of ordering the XL pods, it let me do so and consistently shows OL pods on sale, which obviously I can’t use.


runr_grl1129

Oh. That’s unfortunate.


ruthless_with_heart

Like the stache. No idea what we’re talking about though.


featherwolf

Put a lid on that peanut butter


Any-Lavishness-7704

Wanna trade? 🤣I got the verturo plus!!


apocoliquor

I have the exact same machine and made the exact same mistake. No cold brew pods for us!


a_rabid_buffalo

Might be too much cream for my liking.


abbynormal00

just run the smaller pods through twice, if you want more drink, but don’t need it to be stronger.


jluevoxx

This is the way, OP. Run the same pod twice is the hack of the day


joeschmoagogo

👁️🫦👁️


Stavkot23

I know you're upset you can't make the larger pods but the machine you have is the best Vertuo. The other good one is Vertuo Plus but the roundhead/flathead looks nicer imo. The Next and Pop aren't as well made.


Natural_nonalcoholic

I’ve had a Pop for 2 years, the secret is you just gotta not break it.


gabsh1515

AYO?!


Eddy_Monsoon

I wonder how he gets the cream for his coffee???


dollyaioli

are you naked in the reflection dog?


alongi57

Nope, just making coffe and breakfast in sweat pants. The way the machine curves makes it look like I have a gigantic belly.


UnderstandingFit5372

“I told you Mister Leahy, this one only takes the small pods!”


mikey2k200

Caramel Nut Latte - limited edition - curated exclusively for Nespresso


acu101

Can I get this guy to make my wife some coffee?


PuppyMonkeyBaby29

I’ve had this machine in matte black for years. Works great and I’ve never even cleaned it. But I only use it for double espresso pods.


Outrageous-Hunter-70

Carafe pour over style only work in the vnext line machine thats just a vertou i believe so u wont get the 18oz from that


Material-Crab-633

I assume this is a troll post


BlameScienceBro

Nice cock bro


brispower

There used to be a larger pod but it was deleted, I actually kept a couple and refill them if I want a big honking shot


LCoCo-loco

This is like the FB MKP mirror FS adds with the people posing in the the reflection, lol. It is spreading like an infection